History Quotes / ExactlyWhatItSaysontheTin

-->--'''''Series/BreakingBad''''', "Bug"

->''"[='=]''Football''[='=]. Not this ''VideoGame/{{Madden|NFL}}'' shit, just plain ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no 'NFL', no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback... Simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakeable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb... One compound word, [[ClusterFBomb it's motherfucking, goddamn, sons-of-bitching, fuck-fuck fucking]], '''''FOOTBALL!!'''''"''

->"What's a [[TheNudifier defabricator?]]"'' *ZAP* ''"Okay...defabricator -- does [[TroperNamer exactly what it says on the tin]]."

->"What's a [[TheNudifier defabricator?]]"'' *ZAP* ''"Okay...defabricator -- does exactly what it says on the tin."

-->-- '''ToddInTheShadows''', ''[[http://toddspopsongreviews.blip.tv/file/4250115/ Hannah Montana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game]]'' review

->''"{[Evil Overlord}}s? Then you must be -- a villain!"\\

->''"Get this: The full name of [this game] is 'HannahMontana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game', [[SarcasmMode which is one of my favourite titles ever for a video game]], up there with 'Doom Space Marine First-Person Shooter Video Game', 'Nonsense Fantasy Role-Playing Video Game', and of course, 'Piece of Shit'."''

->''"At this point, you're probably wondering what ''Trash Humpers'' is about. Well, you know how ''{{Cats}}'' was about cats?"''

->''"New ''Series/WalkingDead'' Season 5 Teaser Features Walking, Dead"''
-->--'''[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/07/new_walking_dead_season_5_teaser_features_walking.php Luke Y. Thompson]]''', ''Topless Robot''

-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''' on ''FruitNinja''

'''Bin Laden''': [in a blender] Allah ak-- AAAAHHH!\\

'''Bin Laden''': [in a blender] [wordless grumbling] AAAAHHH!\\

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/10/good-grief-its-stegosaurus-dinosaurs-on.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E02DinosaursOnASpaceship}} "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"]]

->'''Avi''': Why do they call (Boris) the "bullet dodger"?\\
'''Tony''': ...Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

-->-- '''Lyar Von Ertiana''' referring to the Watcher's Nest, ''DivergenceEve''.

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->'''Walt''': So, what do you watch?
->'''Jesse''': I dunno, stuff.
->'''Walt''': Like what?
->'''Jesse''': I dunno. ''Ice Road Truckers.''
->'''Walt''': ''Ice Road Truckers''. What happens on that one?
->'''Jesse''': Guys drive on ice.

->'''Gabe:''' What are you reading?
->'''Tycho:''' ''TheTimeMachine''.
->'''Gabe:''' Oh? What's it about?
->'''Tycho:''' ''The Time Machine''? What's ''The Time Machine'' about?
->'''Gabe:''' Yeah.
->'''Tycho:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Karate]].
-->-- ''PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/02/05/ It's Really Not That Hard]]."

-->-- '''JonathanCoulton''', ''I Feel Fantastic''

->'''Internet Man:''' Bart, I'm not a woman, and I can't have babies. But I can give life to animated internet cartoons. Let me show you one of our hottest shows: Bin Laden in a Blender.\\
'''Bin Laden (in a blender):''' AAAAHHH!\\
'''Lisa:''' Well, it delivers what it promises.

->'''Percy:''' Here's one, my lord; the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem.\\
'''Blackadder:''' What do they do?\\
'''Percy:''' They jump, my lord. They travel from town to town and they jump... a lot.
-->-- ''{{Blackadder}}''

->'''Avi:''' Why do they call (Boris) the "bullet dodger"?\\
'''Tony:''' ...Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
-->-- ''{{Snatch}}''

->''"I hate it when the title of a book gives away the whole plot. Take Hemingway's ''[[Literature/TheOldManAndTheSea Old Man and the Sea]]''. Geez, talk about leaving nothing to the imagination."''

->"What's a [[TheNudifier defabricator?]]"'' *ZAP* ''"Okay...defabricator - does exactly what it says on the tin."

-->-- description of the Bow, ''VideoGame/FarCry3BloodDragon''

->''"Evil Overlords? Then you must be - a villain!"\\

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-->-- '''RogerEbert''' reviews ''Fire Walker'' (1986)

->''"''[[Film/RoboCop1987 RoboCop]] ''was the finest movie; where the title was also the entire concept, the script, and all the advertising you'd ever need."''

->'''Matt:''' When I was in college, a professor of mine and I would routinely recite the voiceover from the ''[[Film/HouseOfTheDead HotD]]'' trailer, which warned of “[[{{Narm}} zombies…HORRIBLE zombies]].”
->'''Chris''': Truth in advertising.

->''"Why it's, dare I say it, A Swarm, maybe even THE Swarm! That's a season 3 thing: Really Direct Titles. 'The Chute' is about a chute, 'Flashback' is about a flashback, 'Sacred Ground' is about some sacred ground, and 'Warlord' is about a warlord."''
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "The Swarm"

->''"[='=]''Football''[='=]. Not this ''VideoGame/{{Madden|NFL}}'' shit, just plain ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no 'NFL', no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback. Simple, ordinary, embellished, unmistakeable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankestein, as blunt as an atom bomb. One compound word, [[ClusterFBomb it's motherfucking, goddamn, sons-of-bitching, fuck-fuck fucking]], '''''FOOTBALL!!'''''"''

->''"Football. Not this VideoGame/{{Madden|NFL}} shit, just plain ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback. Simple, ordinary, unembelished, unmistakeable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankestein, as blunt as an atom bomb. One compound word, [[ClusterFBomb it's motherfucking, goddamn, sons-of-bitching, fuck-fuck fucking]], '''''FOOTBALL!!'''''"''

->"Football. Not this VideoGame/{{Madden|NFL}} shit, just plain ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback. Simple, ordinary, unembelished, unmistakeable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankestein, as blunt as an atom bomb. One compound word, [[ClusterFBomb it's motherfucking, goddamn, sons-of-bitching, fuck-fuck fucking]], '''FOOTBALL!!'''"

->''Jesse''': I dunno. ''Ice Road Truckers.''

->''"This is Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain. You can't miss it, it comes in a tin with Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain on it. It protects and is rainproof in thirty minutes, which means that in thirty minutes your wood's rainproof and protected. So if you've got wood to stain and you want it to dry quickly, use Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain. It does exactly what it says on the tin."
-->-- ''Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain'', the TropeNamer

->"The file's called 'catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe'. I'm not gonna tell you what it is, but trust me: You got to check it out!"
-->-- '''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''', "[[http://www.homestarrunner.com/bizcasfri3.html Biz Cas Fri 3]]"

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-?'''Tycho:''' ''TheTimeMachine''.

!!!Fiction
->"This is Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain. You can't miss it, it comes in a tin with Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain on it. It protects and is rainproof in thirty minutes, which means that in thirty minutes your wood's rainproof and protected. So if you've got wood to stain and you want it to dry quickly, use Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain. It does exactly what it says on the tin."

->'''Gabe:''' What are you reading?\\
'''Tycho:''' ''TheTimeMachine''.\\
'''Gabe:''' Oh? What's it about?\\
'''Tycho:''' ''The Time Machine''? What's ''The Time Machine'' about?\\
'''Gabe:''' Yeah.\\
'''Tycho:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Karate]].

!!!OnWorks

->'''Matt:''' When I was in college, a professor of mine and I would routinely recite the voiceover from the ''[[Film/HouseOfTheDead HotD]]'' trailer, which warned of “[[{{Narm}} zombies…HORRIBLE zombies]].”\\
'''Chris''': Truth in advertising.

->''"Why it's, dare I say it, A Swarm, maybe even THE Swarm! That's a season 3 thing: Really Direct Titles. 'The Chute' is about a chute, 'Flashback' is about a flashback, 'Sacred Ground' is about some sacred ground, and 'Warlord' is about a warlord."''
-->-- '''SFDebris''' review of ''Series/StarTrekVoyager's'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPKF7mfLrAo "The Swarm"]]

-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/breakin-2-electric-boogaloo-1984-sam-firstenberg/ on]] ''Film/Breakin2ElectricBoogaloo''

->''Consumer note: [[VeryFalseAdvertising Nobody walks on fire in this movie]].''

->''"It seems like I've gotten to the point on this show where, really, I don't even think I need to watch the damn movie; I can just listen to the title and pretty much guess 100% what's going to be in it. What's this I have today? ''Curse of the Cannibal Confederates''? Oh yeah, I'm sure there's a huge chance this is gonna be a Venice-set murder mystery!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'''

->''"At this point, you're probably wondering what ''Trash Humpers'' is about. Well, you know how ''{{Cats}}'' was about cats?"''
-->-- '''Oancitizen''', ''WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh''

->''"The title says ''"Electric Boogaloo"'' and by God that's what you're going to get. So sit down, shut up and watch the f*cking dancing! They dance, and dance, and dance, and dance and you feel like committing {{seppuku}} and then you realize you are only 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE! If you were to make a {{drinking game}} where you take a shot every time a different dance scene started, you would be dead of alcohol poisoning at the 30 minute mark... Just imagine someone doing the robot, then doing a spinaroonie, then doing a little Michael Jackson move, then back to doing the robot again, lather rinse repeat. That is every single dance scene in the entire movie. That is your F*CKING Electric Boogaloo. Oh God, its like a never ending nightmare. If there is a hell, [[IncessantMusicMadness it is a constant loop of ‘I Believe in the Beat]]’ while Ozone shakes his pleathered package in your face..."''
-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/breakin-2-electric-boogaloo-1984-sam-firstenberg/ on]] ''Film/Breakin2ElectricBoogaloo''

->''"New ''Series/WalkingDead'' Season 5 Teaser Features Walking, Dead"''
-->--'''[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/07/new_walking_dead_season_5_teaser_features_walking.php Luke Y. Thompson]]''', ''Topless Robot''

->''"You're a ninja, fruits are flying at you and ''fuck fruit''!"''