History Quotes / DumbMuscle

->''[[BlatantLies Easily the brains of the group]], [[BoisterousBruiser Grog]] is often consulted for his vast knowledge of shapes, colors, and shiny things. Also ale.''

->''"I've siphoned your cerebral circuitry to push additional power to combat-related functions. Frankly, I'm amazed you can even talk. 98.7% of your re-design is dedicated to the total destruction of your enemy."''
-->-- '''Shockwave''', ''VideoGame/TransformersFallOfCybertron''

-->--'''ComicBook/{{Thanos}}''' on dealing with the ''Champion of the Universe,'' ''The Thanos Quest''

->''"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... ''[sniff]'' Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart '''[[MemeticMutation BOOLIT]]'''."''

-->--'''ComicBook/{{Thanos}}''' on dealing with the ''Champion of the Universe,''' ''The Thanos Quest''

->''"...he is both an intolerable bufoon and a shockingly competent warrior, and I am begrudginly happy to have him with me."''

-->--'''Azra Livbar''', ''VideoGame/DefendersQuest'', on {{the berserker}} Slak

-''You may be as dumb as hog fat, but you're as strong as an ox.''

-->--'''An overseer''' to '''Kunta Kinte/Toby''', ''[[Series/Roots1997 Roots]]'', Part 3

->''"Me BrockLesnar''

->An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.

->[[Series/TheTonightShow Leno]] asked Hogan if he had any Presidential campaign issues ("flat tax brother"). Leno asked him what the flat tax should be. Hogan stuttered before coming up with 16 percent. When Leno asked him how he got that number, he stuttered again and mumbled something about 16 percent being higher than 15 percent.

->It's never a wise idea to entrust a new, hopelessly complex offensive scheme that requires lightning-fast decision making and surgically precise execution to someone with the brainpower of Michael Vick. Michael Vick needs a playbook just to reheat soup.

->I am Holly, the ship's computer with an IQ of 6000- The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.

->I think he's a few rounds short of a full clip. But there's no getting over those powers of his.

->Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... (''sniff'') Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart '''[[MemeticMutation BOOLIT]]'''.

->My voice gives me SuperStrength!

->Well, he's dumb but he's tough\\

Oh, he'll happily kick in your teeth

->'''Piccolo:''' (''summing up [[QuirkyMinibossSquad a team of misfit minions]]'') And that would make ''you'' no doubt [[TheBrute the big, tough, stupid one.]]

->'''Dorodabo:''' (''several seconds later'') [[LateToThePunchline HEY!]]

->''Me BrockLesnar''

->''Forget to give me brain''

->''If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough''

->''If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!''
-->-- '''The Smut Peddlers'''

->'''Sasuke''': "So this guy was one of your biggest rivals?"
->'''Mikey''': [[VillainDecay "Well he's not so tough anymore."]]
->'''Kin''': "He's kinda stupid too."
->'''Raph''': "That doesn't even come close to describing [[TheBrute Hun]]!"

->''I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. [[SurroundedByIdiots I see I overestimated you.]]''

->''I wanted [[WorldsStrongestMan The Mountain]] to chase us, which he would've done, because he is, as you say, a mad dog without a strategic thought in his head.''

->''Why is it that the dumb ones always turn out so large?''

(Nova points to a random rock. Ken looks really angry)\\

(Ken runs over and tries to suplex it.)

->''Kira rides more swiftly and strikes more truly than any other ''dekhara'' here. If only she could learn to think as swiftly as she rides, and speak as truly as she strikes.''

-->-- '''Josh''', ''DrakeAndJosh''

-->-- '''ComicBook/NickFury''' regarding '''{{Thor}}''', ''Ultimate Avengers the Movie''

-->-- '''JohnCena''' mocking '''BrockLesnar'''

-->-- '''NickFury''' regarding '''{{Thor}}''', ''Ultimate Avengers the Movie''

->''"This man was born concussed. Eli could win another 10 Super Bowls and the prevailing sentiment would still be, 'THAT guy won Super Bowls?' Your brain will never be able to compute Eli Manning. God, that face of his. It's as if God himself designed the perfect punchable face. Eli is the kind of guy who probably spends an entire airplane ride staring at the back of the seat in front of him. There's nothing there. Every time I see him on the TV, I want to wave my hand in front of him to see if he can process human movement."''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-york-giants-1630014411 Drew McGary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New York Giants