Line #22 Quotes/DumbMuscle


1	->''"An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hamster."''
2	-->-- '''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''
3
4	->''"[[Series/TheTonightShow Leno]] asked Hogan if he had any Presidential campaign issues ("flat tax brother"). Leno asked him what the flat tax should be. Hogan stuttered before coming up with 16 percent. When Leno asked him how he got that number, he stuttered again and mumbled something about 16 percent being higher than 15 percent."''
5	-->-- '''Dave Meltzer''' on Wrestling/HulkHogan's 1998 Presidential run
6
7	->''"It's never a wise idea to entrust a new, hopelessly complex offensive scheme that requires lightning-fast decision making and surgically precise execution to someone with the brainpower of Michael Vick. Michael Vick needs a playbook just to reheat soup."''
8	-->-- '''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-philadelphia-eagles-1250826152 Drew Magary]]'''
9
10	->''"I am Holly, the ship's computer with an IQ of 6000 -- the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers."''
11	-->-- '''Holly''', ''Series/RedDwarf''
12
13	->''"I think he's a few rounds short of a full clip. But there's no getting over those powers of his."''
14	-->-- '''ComicBook/NickFury''' regarding '''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]''', ''WesternAnimation/UltimateAvengers''
15
16	->''"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... ''[sniff]'' Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."''
17	-->-- '''The Heavy''', ''WebAnimation/TeamFortress2'', "Meet The Heavy"
18
19	->''"My voice gives me SuperStrength!"''
20	-->-- '''Tristan''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
21
22	->''"Well, he's dumb but he's tough\
23	And he likes to shoot stuff\
24	And he don't give a damn what you think\
25	He spends his days turning wrenches\
26	And his nights chasing wenches\
27	And he'll happily kick in your teeth\
28	Oh, he'll happily kick in your teeth"''
29	-->-- '''Marian Call''', "It's Good to have [[{{Series/Firefly}} Jayne]] on Your Side"
30
31	->'''Piccolo:''' ''[summing up [[QuirkyMinibossSquad a team of misfit minions]]]'' And that would make ''you'' no doubt [[TheBrute the big, tough, stupid one]].\
32	'''Dorodabo:''' [[IResembleThatRemark You take that back or I'll kill you!]]\
33	'''Piccolo:''' Alright, alright, [[StealthInsult you're not tough]].\
34	'''Dorodabo:''' That's better!\
35	'''Gohan:''' Wait, didn't you--\
36	'''Piccolo:''' Give him a minute.\
37	'''Dorodabo:''' ''[several seconds later]'' [[LateToThePunchline HEY!]]
38	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged: [[Recap/DragonBallZAbridgedM3 Lord Slug]]''
39
40	->''"Me Brock Lesnar\
41	Here comes the pain\
42	God built me strong\
43	Forget to give me brain"''
44	-->-- '''Wrestling/JohnCena''' mocking '''Wrestling/BrockLesnar'''
45
46	->''"He's big! And stupid! That's a bad combination!"''
47	-->-- '''Josh''', ''Series/DrakeAndJosh''
48
49	->''"Da Sergeant-Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, [[Film/ForrestGump do what I was told. He said I was a genius]] and gave me another medal. I likes da [[RedshirtArmy Imperial Guard]]!"''
50	-->-- '''Nork Deddog''', [[OurOgresAreHungrier Ogryn Bodyguard]], ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
51
52	->'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svend_Karlsen Svend Karlsen]]:''' You think this is very smart?\
53	'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Samuelsson Magnus Samuelsson]]:''' I think this is really stupid. It's freezing cold, wearing a t-shirt, lifting a two hundred kilo stone, but then again, if it were really clever, we wouldn't be strongmen, would we?
54	-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_KyQbnCee4&feature=youtu.be&t=32m7s World's Strongest Arms]]"
55
56	->'''Batroc:''' Why is it that ze "muscle" in an operation always have to be so stupid?\
57	'''Klaw:''' The Rhino fought the Hulk and walked away. God help us all if he had a brain.\
58	'''Batroc:''' Good point!
59	-->-- ''ComicBook/BlackPanther''
60
61	->''"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough\
62	When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up\
63	I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know\
64	If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!"''
65	-->-- '''The Smut Peddlers''', "If You're Gonna Be Dumb"
66
67	->'''Sasuke:''' So this guy was one of your biggest rivals?\
68	'''Mikey:''' [[VillainDecay Well he's not so tough anymore]].\
69	'''Kin:''' He's kinda stupid too.\
70	'''Raph:''' That doesn't even come close to describing [[TheBrute Hun]]!
71	-->-- ''Fanfic/TeenageJinchurikiShinobi''
72
73	->''"Masato isn't an idiot... He's a muscle idiot! You leave the muscle part off and his idiocy will vanish along with it!"''
74	-->-- '''Riki''' on '''Masato''', ''VisualNovel/LittleBusters''
75
76	->''"I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. [[SurroundedByIdiots I see I overestimated you]]."''
77	-->-- '''Tywin Lannister''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''
78
79	->''"I wanted [[WorldsStrongestMan the Mountain]] to chase us, which he would've done, because he is, as you say, a mad dog without a strategic thought in his head."''
80	-->-- '''Robb Stark''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''
81
82	->''"Why is it that the dumb ones always turn out so large?"''
83	-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''[[ComicBook/ThePunisher Punisher: P.O.V.]]''
84
85	->'''Nova:''' No offense is intended by the following statement, but out of all of you I trust him most. The motivations of an unrefined brute are by far the easiest to predict, and from those predictions ascertain his actions, or redirect his focus.... Demonstration. KEN, THAT BOULDER JUST CALLED YOU AN IDIOT AND INSISTS IT IS STRONGER!\
86	''[Nova points to a random rock. Ken looks really angry]''\
87	'''Ken:''' Well, fuck you, Boulder!\
88	''[Ken runs over and tries to suplex it.]''
89	-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
90
91	->''"Kira rides more swiftly and strikes more truly than any other ''dekhara'' here. If only she could learn to think as swiftly as she rides, and speak as truly as she strikes."''
92	-->-- '''Tasuni''', ''VideoGame/PathOfExile''
93
94	->''Metallic metaphors work best on Nick. [[TheBigGuy Iron sinews]]... [[GentleGiant heart of gold]]... [[TheDitz mind like a steel anvil]]... [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny attention span of lawrencium-258]].''
95	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
96
97	->'''Alex:''' You think so slowly that by the time you've opened your mouth, I've had time to hear the sentence twice.\
98	'''Onyx:''' See how fast you think when I split your head open.\
99	'''Alex:''' Right, brutal violence. Your go-to solution to every problem. It ever occur to you this is why [[BigBad Richard]] has been [[PassedOverPromotion passing you over]]? He needs someone whose CV doesn't start and end with "[[TheBrute sociopathic killing machine]]."
100	-->-- ''[[Literature/AlexVerus Bound]]''
101
102	->''[[SarcasmMode Easily the brains of the group]], [[BoisterousBruiser Grog]] is often consulted for his vast knowledge of shapes, colors, and shiny things. Also ale.''
103	-->-- ''WebVideo/CriticalRole''
104
105	->'''[[TheDitz Caboose]]:''' I can carry it.\
106	'''Tex:''' I guarantee you'll need two people.\
107	'''Tucker:''' No, it's true. He's got ''crazy'' strength. Church and I think it's God's way of compensating.
108	-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
109
110	->''"You may be as dumb as hog fat, but you're as strong as an ox."''
111	-->-- '''An overseer''' to '''Kunta Kinte/Toby''', ''Series/Roots1977'', Part 3
112
113	->''"...he is both an intolerable buffoon and a shockingly competent warrior, and I am begrudginly happy to have him with me."''
114	-->-- '''Azra Livbar''', ''VideoGame/DefendersQuest'', in a journal entry on {{the berserker}} Slak
115
116	->'''Tannis:''' Get off this ECHO frequency, you protein-guzzling buffoon! I'm trying to convey--\
117	'''Mr. Torgue:''' THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES. '''''APOLOGIZE.'''''
118	-->-- ''VideoGame/Borderlands2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage''
119
120	->''"These muscle-bound types are all so predictable. They pump themselves into a righteous steroid frenzy, thinking power is the answer to all problems. They actually believe their granite fists can gain for them what their puny intellects cannot. [[PsychopathicManchild It is much like dealing with a child. A half-ton child but a child nonetheless]]. And this infantile berserker is backed by almost unlimited might. But it will benefit him little. In the end, the mind always proves to be the most powerful muscle."''
121	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Thanos}}''' on dealing with the '''Champion of the Universe''', ''ComicBook/TheThanosQuest''
122
123	->'''Shockwave:''' I've siphoned your cerebral circuitry to push additional power to combat-related functions. Frankly, I'm amazed you can even talk. 98.7% of your re-design is dedicated to the total destruction of your enemy.\
124	'''Grimlock:''' [[GoneHorriblyRight Lucky]] '''[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge you]].'''
125	-->-- ''VideoGame/TransformersFallOfCybertron''
126
127	->''"Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass."''
128	-->-- '''Bullhorn''' on '''Thug #1''', ''Film/BlackDynamite''
129
130	->'''Queen:''' She also said that [[EatingTheEyeCandy she admires all those muscles]]. It's a pity that the biggest one is between your ears.\
131	'''Hercules:''' What?! That's unfair; there's [[IResembleThatRemark nothing between my ears]]!
132	-->-- ''Film/HerculesReturns''
133
134	->'''Prince:''' Father, what is it with [[TheBrute this guy]]?\
135	'''Doctor Man:''' I created him for power. Take no account of his stupidity.
136	-->-- ''Series/ChoudenshiBioman''
137
138	->'''Variabeauty member:''' Sorry, kids, but if you think you're getting any further, then you've thought wrong.\
139	'''[[spoiler:Beat]]:''' Joke's on you, pal; I ain't thought a single thing since you started talkin'!\
140	'''Fret:''' ...Somehow that still sounded intimidating.
141	-->-- ''VideoGame/NeoTheWorldEndsWithYou''
142
143	->''"That's the problem with [[OurDemonsAreDifferent demons]]. The major ones are too hard to control. And the minor ones? Uff. Dumb as bricks."''
144	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Batwoman}}''' to '''La Dama''' on dealing with demons like Abaddon and Morax, ''WesternAnimation/CatwomanHunted''
145
146	->''"We took some few casualties, but my deeper regret is letting Yotsuyu slip through my fingers. That bodyguard of hers may be a half-wit, but he's a mean bastard on the battlefield."''
147	-->-- '''Rasho Mastbreaker''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV Stormblood'', regarding Grynewaht pyr Arvina
148
149	->''"If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb and strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One time, his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. And so he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong."''
150	-->-- '''Yearbook Character Page''', ''Franchise/HomestarRunner''
151
152	->''"[[green:EGGS]] ([[purple:12]]) and [[green:BISCUITS]] ([[cinnamon:13]]) are morons. But they are dangerous morons."''
153	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
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