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->'''Timon:''' I think Uncle Max has bashed in one too many rocks with his skull.\\
'''Ma:''' But he's ''right'', Timon.
-->-- ''The Lion King: 3 & 1/2''
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->Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play when they’re out of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us to [[{{Wangst}} deny us simple dairy products!]''[='=] — but in this case, [[ProperlyParanoid he’s actually right.]]

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->Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play when they’re out of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us to [[{{Wangst}} deny us simple dairy products!]''[='=] products!]]''[='=] — but in this case, [[ProperlyParanoid he’s actually right.]]



->''"''[Fredric]'' Wertham hated Superman because he said that {{Superman}} promoted fascism. He hated Franchise/{{Batman}} because he thought it involved homosexuality, and he hated WonderWoman because he thought she promoted sadomasochism. I guess in that case, two out of three is pretty good.''

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->''"''[Fredric]'' Wertham ->Wertham hated Superman because he said that {{Superman}} promoted fascism. He hated Franchise/{{Batman}} because he thought it involved homosexuality, and he hated WonderWoman ComicBook/WonderWoman because he thought she promoted sadomasochism. I guess in that case, two out of three is pretty good.''

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->"Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare."\\
-- '''Old Saying'''

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->"Children ->Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare."\\
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dare.
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'''Old Saying'''



'''Rico''': ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?\\
-- ''VideoGame/{{Killzone}}''

->''"Oh boy, you know something? This guy may be loopy, but I think he's got a point."''

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'''Rico''': ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?\\
--
Shakespeare?
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''VideoGame/{{Killzone}}''

->''"Oh ->Oh boy, you know something? This guy may be loopy, but I think he's got a point."''



->''"The words of a sage in the voice of a hick.''"

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->''"The ->The words of a sage in the voice of a hick.''"



->''"Mr. Pond had learned the last lesson of the wise man: that the fool is sometimes right.''"

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->''"Mr.->Mr. Pond had learned the last lesson of the wise man: that the fool is sometimes right.''"



'''Brian:''' Cut it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that? Wait a minute. ''[sniffs]'' Your wallet's over there.\\
--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

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'''Brian:''' Cut it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that? Wait a minute. ''[sniffs]'' Your wallet's over there.\\
--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
there.
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''



'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat]] and da- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]\\
-- ''Disney/SongOfTheSouth''

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'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat]] and da- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]\\
--
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''Disney/SongOfTheSouth''



'''Black Mage:''' But he ''should'' be.\\
--''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''

->'''"Turning around, Kakashi watched his students disappeared at the end of the street and wondered if Manga/{{Naruto}} really didn't know the truth."''
->'''"For an ignorant dream, it was rather accurate."''

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'''Black Mage:''' But he ''should'' be.\\
--''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater
be.
-->--''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater
8-Bit Theater]]''

->'''"Turning ->Huh? Y-You guys think that's it!? I-I was kinda expecting you to ignore it as Chie being random again...
-->-- '''Chie''' after voicing her thoughts on certain recent and mysterious events, ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->"Turning
around, Kakashi watched his students disappeared at the end of the street and wondered if Manga/{{Naruto}} really didn't know the truth."''
->'''"For
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"For
an ignorant dream, it was rather accurate."''"



-> ''A fool must now and then be right by chance''.

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-> ''A ->A fool must now and then be right by chance''.chance.



->''Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day.''

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->''Even ->Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day.''



->''"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."''

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->''"The ->The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."''



->Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play when they’re out of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us to [[{{Wangst}} deny us simple dairy products!]''[='=] — but in this case, [[ProperlyParanoid he’s actually right.]]
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x15-xavier-remembers/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}, "Xavier Remembers"



->''"Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play when they’re out of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us to deny us simple dairy products!''[='=] — but in this case, he’s actually right. I know, I was surprised too."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x15-xavier-remembers/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}, "Xavier Remembers"

->''"Huh? Y-You guys think that's it!? I-I was kinda expecting you to ignore it as Chie being random again..."''
-->-- '''Chie''' after voicing her thoughts on certain recent and mysterious events, ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

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->''"Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play ->Alamo himself has an impressive criminal record, and a multitude of former cult members have leveled charges against him (particularly rape charges), including reports that he has had as many as seven “wives”, whom he married when they’re out they were still children....When his wife Susan died of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us cancer, Alamo tried to deny us simple dairy products!''[='=] — but in this case, he’s raise her from the dead by keeping her on display for six months with members of his “church” praying around it (the story actually right. I know, I gets a bit bizarre [[WeirdnessMagnet after that]]). Apparently God wasn’t really forthcoming on that occasion... Soon after Alamo himself was surprised too."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x15-xavier-remembers/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}, "Xavier Remembers"

->''"Huh? Y-You guys think that's it!? I-I was kinda expecting you to ignore it as Chie
arrested and being random again..."''
-->-- '''Chie''' after voicing her thoughts on certain recent
charged with multiple crimes involving child sexual abuse and mysterious events, ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''transporting minors across state lines for those purposes. Alamo's response has simply been to declare that everything he has done is OK, since [[AsTheGoodBookSays it was done in the Bible.]] Which may be correct.
-->--''Encyclopedia of Americans Loons'' [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2015/03/1303-tony-alamo.html on]] American cult leader Tony Alamo
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->''"''[Fredric]'' Wertham hated Superman because he said that {{Superman}} promoted fascism. He hated {{Batman}} because he thought it involved homosexuality, and he hated WonderWoman because he thought she promoted sadomasochism. I guess in that case, two out of three is pretty good.''

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->''"''[Fredric]'' Wertham hated Superman because he said that {{Superman}} promoted fascism. He hated {{Batman}} Franchise/{{Batman}} because he thought it involved homosexuality, and he hated WonderWoman because he thought she promoted sadomasochism. I guess in that case, two out of three is pretty good.''
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->'''"Turning around, Kakashi watched his students disappeared at the end of the street and wondered if {{Naruto}} really didn't know the truth."''

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->'''"Turning around, Kakashi watched his students disappeared at the end of the street and wondered if {{Naruto}} Manga/{{Naruto}} really didn't know the truth."''
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->''"Huh? Y-You guys think that's it!? I-I was kinda expecting you to ignore it as Chie being random again..."''
-->-- '''Chie''' after voicing her thoughts on certain recent and mysterious events, ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''
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->''"Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play when they’re out of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us to deny us simple dairy products!''[='=] — but in this case, he’s actually right. I know, I was surprised too."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x15-xavier-remembers/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}, "Xavier Remembers"
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-->-- '''WinstonChurchill'''

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-->-- '''WinstonChurchill'''
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->"Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare."\\
-- '''Old Saying'''



->"Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare."\\
-- '''Old Saying'''

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-> ''A fool must now and then be right by chance''.
-->-- '''William Cowper'''

->''Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day.''
-->-- '''Creator/HermannHesse'''



->''"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."''
-->-- '''WinstonChurchill'''


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-> ''A fool must now and then be right by chance''.
-->-- '''William Cowper'''

->''Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day.''
-->-- '''Creator/HermannHesse'''

->''"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."''
-->-- '''WinstonChurchill'''

->''"''[Fredric]'' Wertham hated Superman because he said that {{Superman}} promoted fascism. He hated {{Batman}} because he thought it involved homosexuality, and he hated WonderWoman because he thought she promoted sadomasochism. I guess in that case, two out of three is pretty good.''
-->-- '''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2012/06/22/fredric-wertham-douchebags-of-comics/ Rick Worley]]''' on ''[[UsefulNotes/TheComicsCode Seduction of the Innocent]]''
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->'''"Turning around, Kakashi watched his students disappeared at the end of the street and wondered if {{Naruto}} really didn't know the truth."''
->'''"For an ignorant dream, it was rather accurate."''
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3875948/1/Be-A-Realist Be A Realist]]'', regarding Naruto (correctly) assuming and wanting to believe his parents are dead.
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->'''Black Mage:''' Your stupidity is matched only by how ''incredibly'' dumb you are. Does that look like an invisible sky castle?\\
'''Fighter:''' Sure, maybe. I've never seen one.\\
'''Black Mage:''' Can you imagine why?\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Fighter:''' Because they're quite rare?\\
'''Black Mage:''' I... You...\\
'''Thief:''' Technically, he's not wrong, you know.\\
'''Black Mage:''' But he ''should'' be.\\
--''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''
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->'''Rico''': So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first.
->'''Hakha''': Even a monkey will write Creator/WilliamShakespeare, given enough time.
->'''Templar''': So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out.
->'''Rico''': ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?
-->-- ''{{Killzone}}''

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->'''Rico''': So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first.
->'''Hakha''':
first.\\
'''Hakha''':
Even a monkey will write Creator/WilliamShakespeare, given enough time.
->'''Templar''':
time.\\
'''Templar''':
So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out.
->'''Rico''': ...
out.\\
'''Rico''': ...
What the fuck is a Shakespeare?
-->-- ''{{Killzone}}''
Shakespeare?\\
-- ''VideoGame/{{Killzone}}''



->Brian:''"How are we gonna figure out who has your credit card?"''
->Peter:''"I got it, Brian. Smell my ass."''
->Brian:''"What?"''
->Peter:''"Smell my ass. It's where I keep my wallet. Get the scent and then find the guy that smells like me."''
->Brian:''"Peter, that's ridiculous."''
->Peter:''(Shoves Brians face into his ass)"Come on, boy, get the scent!"''
->Brian:''"Cut it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that?"''
->''Wait a minute. (sniffs) Your wallet's over there."''
-->FamilyGuy

->'''Br'er Fox:''' That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'..
->'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat]] and da- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]
-->-- SongOfTheSouth

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->Brian:''"How ->'''Brian:''' How are we gonna figure out who has your credit card?"''
->Peter:''"I
card?\\
'''Peter:''' I
got it, Brian. Smell my ass."''
->Brian:''"What?"''
->Peter:''"Smell
\\
'''Brian:''' What?\\
'''Peter:''' Smell
my ass. It's where I keep my wallet. Get the scent and then find the guy that smells like me."''
->Brian:''"Peter,
\\
'''Brian:''' Peter,
that's ridiculous."''
->Peter:''(Shoves
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'''Peter:''' ''[shoves
Brians face into his ass)"Come ass]'' Come on, boy, get the scent!"''
->Brian:''"Cut
scent!\\
'''Brian:''' Cut
it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that?"''
->''Wait
that? Wait a minute. (sniffs) ''[sniffs]'' Your wallet's over there."''
-->FamilyGuy

\\
--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Br'er Fox:''' That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'..
->'''Br'er
sho'..\\
'''Br'er
Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat]] and da- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]
-->-- SongOfTheSouth
]]\\
-- ''Disney/SongOfTheSouth''



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-->''Series/{{Friends}}''--''Series/{{Friends}}''

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->"Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare."

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->"Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare.""\\
-- '''Old Saying'''

-> '''Joey:''' The big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you this is all a moo point.\\
'''Rachel:''' Huh. A ''moo'' point?\\
'''Joey:''' Yeah. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.\\
'''Chandler:''' Have I been living with him too long or did that just make sense?\\
-->''Series/{{Friends}}''
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->'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat and da- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]

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->'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat dat]] and da- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]
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->'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat and da- look, les' just knock his head clean off.

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->'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat and da- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]
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->'''Br'er Fox:''' That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'..
->'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat and da- look, les' just knock his head clean off.
-->-- SongOfTheSouth
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->Peter:''"Come on, boy, get the scent!"''

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->Peter:''"Come ->Peter:''(Shoves Brians face into his ass)"Come on, boy, get the scent!"''



->''Wait a minute. Your wallet's over there."''

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->''Wait a minute. (sniffs) Your wallet's over there."''

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-->''"The words of a sage in the voice of a hick.''"

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-->''"The ->''"The words of a sage in the voice of a hick.''"



-->''"Mr. Pond had learned the last lesson of the wise man: that the fool is sometimes right.''"

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-->''"Mr.->''"Mr. Pond had learned the last lesson of the wise man: that the fool is sometimes right.''"




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->Brian:''"How are we gonna figure out who has your credit card?"''
->Peter:''"I got it, Brian. Smell my ass."''
->Brian:''"What?"''
->Peter:''"Smell my ass. It's where I keep my wallet. Get the scent and then find the guy that smells like me."''
->Brian:''"Peter, that's ridiculous."''
->Peter:''"Come on, boy, get the scent!"''
->Brian:''"Cut it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that?"''
->''Wait a minute. Your wallet's over there."''
-->FamilyGuy
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-->''"Mr. Pond had learned the last lesson of the wise man: that the fool is sometimes right.''"
-->-- '''A Tall Tale: The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond''', ''GKChesterton''

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->'''Hakha''': Even a monkey will write {{Shakespeare}}, given enough time.

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->'''Hakha''': Even a monkey will write {{Shakespeare}}, Creator/WilliamShakespeare, given enough time.
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-->-- '''Hermann Hesse'''

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-->-- '''Hermann Hesse'''
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-->-- '''Mayor Ledger''', ChaosWalking

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-->-- '''Mayor Ledger''', ChaosWalking''ChaosWalking''

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-->''"The words of a sage in the voice of a hick.''"
-->-- '''Mayor Ledger''', ChaosWalking
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-->-- '''Marlon''', ''AvengerPenguins''

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-->-- '''Marlon''', ''AvengerPenguins''''WesternAnimation/AvengerPenguins''
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->''"Oh boy, you know something? This guy may be loopy, but I think he's got a point."''
-->-- '''Marlon''', ''AvengerPenguins''
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->'''Rico:''' So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first.
->'''Hakha:''' Even a monkey will write {{Shakespeare}}, given enough time.
->'''Templar:''' So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out.
->'''Rico:''' ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?

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->'''Rico:''' ->'''Rico''': So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first.
->'''Hakha:''' ->'''Hakha''': Even a monkey will write {{Shakespeare}}, given enough time.
->'''Templar:''' ->'''Templar''': So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out.
->'''Rico:''' ...->'''Rico''': ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?


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->'''Rico:''' ... What the **** is a Shakespeare?
-->-- ''{{Killzone}}''

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->'''Rico:''' ... What the **** fuck is a Shakespeare?
-->-- ''{{Killzone}}''''{{Killzone}}''

->''"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."''
-->-- '''WinstonChurchill'''
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-->-- '''William Cowper'''

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-->-- '''William Cowper'''Cowper'''

->''Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day.''
-->-- '''Hermann Hesse'''

->'''Rico:''' So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first.
->'''Hakha:''' Even a monkey will write {{Shakespeare}}, given enough time.
->'''Templar:''' So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out.
->'''Rico:''' ... What the **** is a Shakespeare?
-->-- ''{{Killzone}}''

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