History Quotes / DroppedABridgeOnHim

->'''Matt''': Jean asks Cyclops to take off his sunglasses, and while he’s understandably hestiant to do so, he eventually relents and, what do you know! She’s able to [[BroughtDownToNormal keep his blasty eyes under control]]. Then they make out a little, and Scott’s skin goes all wavy.\\
'''Chris''': Then we cut away, and I want to stress here that '''Cyclops just died'''. I say this because the first time I saw this movie, I spent like 45 minutes waiting for him to come back...I’d always heard that Marsden’s part got cut as a revenge thing for defecting over to Warner Bros. and his role as Jason White in ''Film/SupermanReturns'', but I’m not sure if there’s any truth to that at all. It seems a little suspect, especially since appearing in ''Superman Returns'' [[ObligatoryJoke is its own punishment]].
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-3-the-last-stand-2006-part-on/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-Men 3: The Last Stand]]''

->'''Shater:''' Maybe if we try an ending where I, you know, ''live''--\\

->''"Another element of ''Ultimatum'' that seems cribbed from the fan-fiction of [[RunningTheAsylum xXDaRk_DeAdPooLXx]] is the constant, incredibly gory violence that comes at a rate that goes from shocking to [[{{Narm}} hilarious]] and finally settles back down at sad. I read that there’s a rule for {{SyFy}} Channel Original Movies that says they have to kill someone off once every eight minutes [[ViewersAreGoldfish to keep viewer interest]], and [[JephLoeb (Jeph) Loeb]] writes this like he’s going for extra credit. Characters are killed off left and right, and none of them have particularly heroic deaths. They just die for the sake of filling pages.\\\
Professor X, for instance, is confronted by Magneto and, after a classy exchange where Professor X compares him to Osama Bin Laden, Magneto snaps his neck. That’s it. That’s the entire sequence of events. Professor X doesn’t bother to fight back at all. He doesn’t even use his powers to call for help, or tell anyone that he’s about to be murdered and that if they hurry, they can catch up to the genocidal maniac that they’re all looking for. He just sits there and patiently waits for Magneto to kill him. It’s like he’s read the script."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-of-the-worst-ultimatum/ on]] ''{{Comicbook/Ultimatum}}''

Sabretooth is okay with this, probably realizing [[BadassDecay how fucking ridiculous he looks]] and how long he’ll need to be off-camera before anyone’s going to take him seriously again. Of all the guys on this list, Sabretooth is probably the most likely to come back, but don’t expect it to happen for at least five or ten years. [[WolverinePublicity Wolverine’s got so much shit going on these days]] he doesn’t really need an [[{{Archenemy}} arch-nemesis.]]"''

->''"Grandma got run over by a... plot contrivance."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', ''The Christmas Shoes''

->''"''Legend''[='s=] final showdown is a worse catalog of disaster than ''Skymall For Supervillains''. Chun-Li defeats her mortal enemy by accident, knocking cement powder from [[NoOSSACompliance an utterly unexplained building site]] in the heart of Bison's fortress into his eyes. He staggers around like a crippled Make-a-Wish kid whose final desire was to be a guest villain in ''Film/HomeAlone'', waiting a full five minutes until Chun-Li [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve believes in herself hard enough]] to throw a fireball, despite having absolutely no reason to do that instead of just walking over and kicking him."''

->''"Jonathan Kent died for a cheap hack's plot device. That infuriates me... I'm so infuriated I want to be like [[Series/TheColbertReport Stephen Colbert.]] I want to pull out the '[[RuinedFOREVER dead to me]]' board and put ''Smallville'' on it, replacing 'Men with beards'."''

->''As if it weren’t bad enough to have'' [David] ''Arquette as a [[StuntCasting fluke champion]], {{WCW}} actually continued the storyline, and Arquette began to [[{{Kayfabe}} defend the title]] against legitimate contenders, even going so far as to pin Tank Abbott. If you listened closely in this match, you could actually hear the toilet flush on Tank’s career."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/david-arquette-2000-gooker-award-winner/ "David Arquette: 2000 Gooker Award"]]

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->''"''Legend''[='s=] final showdown is a worse catalog of disaster than ''Skymall For Supervillains''. Chun-Li defeats her mortal enemy by accident, knocking cement powder from [[NoOHSACompliance an utterly unexplained building site]] in the heart of Bison's fortress into his eyes. He staggers around like a crippled Make-a-Wish kid whose final desire was to be a guest villain in ''Film/HomeAlone'', waiting a full five minutes until Chun-Li [[ClapYourHandsIfYourBelieve believes in herself hard enough]] to throw a fireball, despite having absolutely no reason to do that instead of just walking over and kicking him."''

-->-- '''Website/SFDebris'''

->''Harvey's poor fragile brain can't possibly comprehend the concept of more than one coin being in the air at one time, and so his legs forget how to work, and [[DisneyVillainDeath he falls to his watery grave]] faster than you can say "anticlimax".''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth's''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/batman_forever_1995.aspx?page=14 recap]] of ''Film/BatmanForever''

-->--'''Fisitron''', ''[[ComicBook/TransformersLastStandOfTheWreckers Transformers: The Last Stand Of The Wreckers]]''

->''"Scientists have determined that if you watch ''TheWrathOfKhan'' and [[StarTrekGenerations this]] back-to-back -- the weighty theme of death culminating in Spock's death versus the vacuous nature of Kirk's here -- that you are [[MoodWhiplash in serious danger of getting the bends]] and should seek out the nearest decompression chamber."''

-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/david-arquette-2000-gooker-award-winner/ "David Arquette: 2000 Gooker Award"]]

-->--'''Website/TheAgonyBooth's''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/batman_forever_1995.aspx?page=14 recap]] of ''Film/BatmanForever''

->"Scientists have determined that if you watch ''TheWrathOfKhan'' and [[StarTrekGenerations this]] back-to-back -- the weighty theme of death culminating in Spock's death versus the vacuous nature of Kirk's here -- that you are [[MoodWhiplash in serious danger of getting the bends]] and should seek out the nearest decompression chamber."

->"Grandma got run over by a... plot contrivance."

->''It's a story of sacrifice and betrayal. And of good people dying in '''stupid, pointless ways.'''''
-->--'''Fisitron''', ''[[ComicBook/TransformersLastStandOfTheWreckers Transformers: The Last Stand Of The Wreckers]]''

->"''What kind of end is this?''"
-->-- '''Yeesha''', on [[spoiler:Kadish's]] suicide note in ''[[{{Myst}} Uru]]''

->''How did the Sixth Doctor die? Earlier incarnations died in heroic, meaningful ways, often saving companions in the process. Here, it looks like he just hit his head on the control panel. Was death by paper cut too expensive to film?''

->''I was going through my script and realized I never wrote an exit from this scene for [[spoiler: No Face]]. So I let [[spoiler: Mara]] at him, and he is now dead. Kinda anti-climactic for him. Oh well. Not everything can be epic.''
-->-- '''Megan Gedris''', in the author's commentary of YuMeDream.

->"Scientists have determined that if you watch ''TheWrathOfKhan'' and [[StarTrekGenerations this]] back-to-back -- the weighty theme of death culminating in Spock's death versus the vacuous nature of Kirk's here -- that you are [[MoodWhiplash in serious danger of getting the bends]] and should seek out the nearest decompression chamber."
-->-- '''Website/SFDebris'''

->''Grandma got run over by a... plot contrivance.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', ''The Christmas Shoes''

->''Then, as his planet killed him, it occurred to Kynes that his father and all the other scientists were wrong, that the most persistent principles of the universe were accident and error.''
-->--''{{Dune}}''

-->-- '''[[WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]]''', on the death of [[Series/DoctorWho the Sixth Doctor]]

-->-- '''{{Nash}}''', on the death of [[Series/DoctorWho the Sixth Doctor]]

->''[[TransformersLastStandOfTheWreckers It's]] a story of sacrifice and betrayal. And of good people dying in '''stupid, pointless ways.'''''

-->--'''Fisitron''', ''[[TransformersLastStandOfTheWreckers Transformers: The Last Stand Of The Wreckers]]''

-->--'''Website/TheAgonyBooth's''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/batman_forever_1995.aspx?page=14 recap]] of ''BatmanForever''

-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''', ''The Christmas Shoes''

-->--'''WebOriginal/AgonyBooth's''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/batman_forever_1995.aspx?page=14 recap]] of ''BatmanForever''

-->--'''AgonyBooth's''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/batman_forever_1995.aspx?page=14 recap]] of ''BatmanForever''

-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''', ''The Christmas Shoes''

-->-- '''{{Nash}}''', on the death of [[DoctorWho the Sixth Doctor]]

-->--'''"Fisitron"''', ''[[TransformersLastStandOfTheWreckers Transformers: The Last Stand Of The Wreckers]]''

-->--'''AgonyBooth's''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/batman_forever_1995.aspx?page=14 recap]] of ''BatmanForever''

-->--'''"Fisitron"''', ''[[TransformersLastStandOfTheWreckers Transformers: The Last Stand Of The Wreckers]]''