History Quotes / DrillSergeantNasty

Somehow, [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic I'll make a man out of you!]]''

-->'''Meelo''', a five year-old training a group of pacifists, ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''
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-> "You people are too slow! If you were that slow in combat... you would be ''dead''. '''''DEAD.'''''

-> '''Gunnery Sergeant Moore:''' "You burr-headed idiots do not appreciate my [[SarcasmMode cheerful]] good morning. When my back is turned, you call me bad names. But I won't hear you call me bad names, because if I do, I'll go to the brig! But I'll be thinking about you people all the time. ''Do you hear me?''
-> '''Marine Recruits:''' "'''YES SIR!'''"
-> '''Gunnery Sergeant Moore:''' "I can't hear you!"
-> '''Marine Recruits:''' "'''''YES SIR!'''''"

-> '''TheCaptain:''' "Sgt. Levi. You'll have to drill them louder. Absolutely no one can hear you. You'll have to shout! [[GeekPhysiques Can't you shout]]? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I took you for such an intelligent person]]!"
-->--''On The Barrack Yard'', caricature by Heinrich Zille.

->Welcome to the ranch, you little shitbags. I see some of you looking around, takin' it all in. Maybe you're looking for the '''pool'''. Guess what? '''Ain't got one!''' What we '''do''' have is seventy miles of murderous obstacle course, snaking over the most twisted hellscape ever conceived. Pokemon go '''in'''. You know what comes out the other side? '''MOTHERFUCKERS!'''
-->--[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/6/20/ "The Gabriel Method"]], ''PennyArcade''

-->-- ''FullMetalJacket''

->If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here, I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
-->-- '''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''FullMetalJacket'', extended version of the page quote from the [[DrillSergeantNasty Drill Sergeant Nasty]] entry

-> Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
-->--'''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''FullMetalJacket''

-> What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag!
-->--'''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''FullMetalJacket'' just before punching Private Joker in the gut and bringing him to his knees.

->I got your name! I got your ass! You will ''not'' laugh, you will ''not'' cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
-->--'''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''FullMetalJacket'' just after punching Joker in the gut.

-> Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! ''Now! Move it!'' Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
-->--'''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''FullMetalJacket''

'''ForrestGump:''' To do whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant?\\

'''ForrestGump:''' [[AchievementsInIgnorance You told me to]], Drill Sergeant?\\

->[[ShoutOut In space, no one can hear you scream]], [[BadassBoast unless it is the war cry of a U.S. Marine]]!

-> I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach.
-> If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what:'' '''''You are an idiot and you hate America.'''''
-->--''The Soldier'', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

-> Half-right, ''FACE!'' Front-leaning rest position, ''MOVE!'' [[note]]Which is anything ''but'' restful[[/note]]

->You better fucking play so good you've never played that good before! Now fucking hit this mob! Hard! The next idiot fuck who goes and aggros something he ain't supposed to is not getting any item for the next two fucking weeks, not to mention 200 minus fucking DKP! Is that enough fucking motivation for you to fucking play proper?!

->If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a ''little'' more about fighting than ''you do'', pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the ''crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! Unless it's a farm!

->YOU MOR-OOOOON! You are not to question my orders! When I say jump, YOU JUMP! When I say fight, YOU FIGHT! When I tell to you to die for your country, THEN YOU WILL CERTAINLY DIE! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?!

->If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I DON'T LIKE YOU!! DO YOU UNDERSTAAAND?!!

->The weapon isn't the problem, Initiate. You just shoot like my goddamn grandmother. Actually, strike that. My Mrs. Gunny was a deadeye.

This epic conversation takes place about 5 minutes into the movie.
->'''Hartman:''' What's your excuse?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir, excuse for what, sir?
->'''Hartman:''' I'm asking the fucking questions here private do you understand?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir yes sir!
->'''Hartman:''' Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir yes sir!
->'''Hartman:''' Are you shook up, are you nervous?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir, I am, sir.
->'''Hartman:''' Do I make you nervous?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir?
->'''Hartman:''' Sir what? were you about to call me an asshole?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir no sir!
->'''Hartman:''' How tall are you private?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir, 5'9", sir
->'''Hartman:''' 5'9", I didn't know they stacked shit that high, you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere huh?!
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir no sir!
->'''Hartman:''' BULLSHIT! It looks to me like the best part ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, Private?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir, Texas, sir!
->'''Hartman:''' HOLY DOGSHIT! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir no sir!
->'''Hartman:''' Are you a peter puffer?
->'''Pvt Cowboy:''' Sir no sir!
->'''Hartman:''' I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned courtesy of giving him a reacharound. I'll be watching you!
-->-- '''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''FullMetalJacket'', showing the new recruits why he is the standard which all other [[DrillSergeantNasty Drill Sergeant Nasties]] are measured against.

->This is so cool! I get to call that girl maggot!
-->--'''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Kennedy]]''' going Meta

->Recruits smell and that's no lie
->Hate your guts gonna make you cry
->Call me smart, call me inspired
->You're gonna march 'til I get tired!
--> '''{{WesternAnimation/Animaniacs}}''', "Boot Camping"

->'''Colon''': This, men, is your truncheon. ''Hand'' you will look ''after'' it. You will eat with hit, you will sleep with hit, you-\\

Mister, [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic I'll make a man out of you!]]''

-->-- '''Many a Drill Sergeant'', ''Fort Benning, GA''[[note]]Or Fort Sill, OK, Fort Jackson, SC, Fort Leonard Wood, MO. Take your pick.[[/note]]

-> Front-leaning rest position, ''MOVE!'' [[note]]Which is anything ''but'' restful[[/note]]
-->-- '''So, many'', ''Fort Benning, GA''

->'''Captain Li Shang:'''\\
''Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns.\\

-->--''Disney/{{Mulan}}'', "I'll Make a Man Out of You,"

->YOU MOR-OOOOON! You are not to question my orders! When I say jump, YOU JUMP! When I say fight, YOU FIGHT! When I tell to you to die for your country, then you WILL CERTAINLY DIE! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?!

-> Front-leaning rest position, ''MOVE!'' [[hottip:+:Which is anything ''but'' restful]]

-> '''TheCaptain:''' "Sgt. Levi. You'll have to drill them louder. No-one can hear it. You'll have to shout! [[GeekPhysiques Can't you shout]]? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But you're usually such a literate person]]!"

-> '''Gunnery Sergeant Moore:''' "You burr-headed idiots do not appreciate my cheerful good morning. When my back is turned, you call me bad names. But I won't hear you call me bad names, because if I do, I'll go to the brig. But I'll be thinking about you people all the time. ''Do you hear me?''

-> "You people are too slow! If you were that slow in combat... you would be ''dead''. '''''DEAD.'''

-->--'''[[JackWebb Gunnery Sergeant Jim Moore]]''', ''Film/TheDI''

-> "You people are too slow! If you were that slow in combat... you would be ''dead''. '''''DEAD.'''
-->--'''[[Creator/JackWebb Gunnery Sergeant Jim Moore]]''', ''Film/TheDI]]''

-> '''Gunnery Sergeant Moore:''' "You burr-headed idiots do not appreciate my cheerful good morning. When my back is turned, you call me bad names. But I won't hear you call me bad names, because if I do, I'll go to the brig. But I'll be thinking about you people all the time. ''Do you hear me?''

-> '''Gunnery Sergeant Moore:''' "I can't hear you!"

-->--'''Sergeant Major Frank Bougus''', ''[[SpaceAboveAndBeyond Space: Above And Beyond]]

->If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honour! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the ''crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! Unless it's a farm!

->YOU MOR-OOOOON, you are not to question my orders! When I say jump, YOU JUMP! When I say fight, YOU FIGHT! When I tell to you to die for your country, then you WILL certainly DIE! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?!

-> '''TheCaptain:''' "Sgt. Levi. You'll have to drill them louder. No-one can hear it. You'll have to shout! [[GeekPhysiques Can't you shout]]? [[CompletelyMissingThePoint But you're usually such a literate person]]!"

->''If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here, I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?''

-> What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, [[MemeticMutation I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister]]. You little scumbag!

->I got your name! I got your ass! You will NOT laugh, you will NOT cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

-> ''I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach.''
-> ''If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what:'' '''''You are an idiot and you hate America.'''''

-->-- '''So,''' '''''so''''' '''many''', ''Fort Benning, GA''

->''You better fucking play so good you've never played that good before! Now fucking hit this mob! Hard! The next idiot fuck who goes and aggros something he ain't supposed to is not getting any item for the next two fucking weeks, not to mention 200 minus fucking DKP! Is that enough fucking motivation for you to fucking play proper?!''

->''If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honour! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! '''Unless it's a farm!'''''

->'''''YOU MOR-OOOOON''', You are not to question my orders! When I say jump, YOU JUMP! When I say fight, YOU FIGHT! When I tell to you to die for your country, then you WILL certainly DIE! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?!''

->''If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I DON'T LIKE YOU!! DO YOU UNDERSTAAAND?!!''

-->--'''[[BuffyTheVampireSlayer Kennedy]]''' going Meta

-> '''TheCaptain:''' "Sgt. Levi. You'll have to drill them louder. No swine can hear it. You'll have to shout! [[GeekPhysiques Can't you shout]]? [[CompletelyMissingThePoint But you're usually such a literate person]]!"