History Quotes / ConspiracyTheorist

16th May '17 11:56:08 AM nm3youtube
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'''Ivanov''': I'm closing the door he opened. Allowing alien races to infect our world and convincing men like you to protect them. [[TwoPlusTortureEqualsFive And I will make you admit, to me and yourself, that this is true.]]

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'''Ivanov''': I'm closing the door he opened. Allowing alien races to infect our world and convincing men like you to protect them. [[TwoPlusTortureEqualsFive [[TwoPlusTortureMakesFive And I will make you admit, to me and yourself, that this is true.]]
16th May '17 11:54:43 AM nm3youtube
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->'''Ivanov''': You see? Yours is not the only life Agent Coulson has so easily tossed aside or hidden behind. This is what he does. Everything is his S.H.I.E.L.D.. The Government, behind you, Director, behind Nick Fury, Stark, all of it stands Agent Coulson, [[InsaneTrollLogic quietly pursuing his alien agenda]].\\
'''Mace''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Conspiracy theories.]] From the man who ''literally mounted a conspiracy'' to have men in masks [[FinalSolution kill Inhumans]].\\
'''Ivanov''': I'm closing the door he opened. Allowing alien races to infect our world and convincing men like you to protect them. [[TwoPlusTortureEqualsFive And I will make you admit, to me and yourself, that this is true.]]
-->-- ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', "[[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS4E14TheManBehindTheShield The Man Behind the Shield]]"
28th Mar '17 7:16:26 PM nombretomado
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->[[TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]] is the Most Dangerous Woman in the World!

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->[[TheOprahWinfreyShow ->[[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]] is the Most Dangerous Woman in the World!
21st Mar '17 4:18:23 PM nombretomado
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->If you closely analyze the explosions here, here, and here, you’ll notice that this is a controlled demolition. And if you take all segments and the first letter of each city that each segment was shot in, it spells out the word "CNHOS", which means nothing but it clearly reveals that the government has been infiltrated by TheIlluminati, whose informant, as we all know, is none other than [[Franchise/StarWars Chewbacca]] and the author of the [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban third]] ''Literature/HarryPotter'' book, which alludes to an alien plot to destroy the world, but not just any alien, but this alien, [[Film/ETTheExtraterrestrial this alien]], and this alien. And who is the only human being who can save us from this GovernmentConspiracy? NicolasCage.

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->If you closely analyze the explosions here, here, and here, you’ll notice that this is a controlled demolition. And if you take all segments and the first letter of each city that each segment was shot in, it spells out the word "CNHOS", which means nothing but it clearly reveals that the government has been infiltrated by TheIlluminati, whose informant, as we all know, is none other than [[Franchise/StarWars Chewbacca]] and the author of the [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban third]] ''Literature/HarryPotter'' book, which alludes to an alien plot to destroy the world, but not just any alien, but this alien, [[Film/ETTheExtraterrestrial this alien]], and this alien. And who is the only human being who can save us from this GovernmentConspiracy? NicolasCage.Creator/NicolasCage.
21st Jan '17 11:36:04 AM ErebusElysium
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->'''Vendel:''' You've never met a conspiracy theory you didn't like.\\
'''Blinky:''' I hate conspiracies. That is why I am dedicates to rooting them out.\\
'''Vendel:''' Like you rooted out the plot to rid Trollmarket of all its cat meat?\\
'''Blinky:''' That was a misunderstanding.\\
'''Vendel:''' Or the time you were convinced we were infested with flea trolls?\\
'''Blinky:''' Precaution is the soul of virtue.\\
'''Vendel:''' Everyone in Troll Market thinks you're paranoid.\\
'''Blinky:''' If it's everyone, it must be a conspiracy!
-->-- ''Blinky and Vendel'', "[[Recap/TrollhuntersS1E7ToCatchAChangeling To Catch a Changeling]]", ''WesternAnimation/{{Trollhunters}}''
13th Nov '16 12:38:28 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''JusticeLeagueUnlimited'', "Question Authority"

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-->-- ''JusticeLeagueUnlimited'', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueUnlimited'', "Question Authority"
13th May '16 2:32:25 PM Grudgeal
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->''"Now Stuart! If you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population: Des Moines, Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart! You can't build anything in it; you can't grow anything in it! The government says it's due to poor farming, but I know what's really going on Stuart! I know it's the queers! They're in it with the aliens! '''They're building landing strips for gay martians, I swear to God!'''"''
-->--'''Music/TheDeadMilkmen''', "Stuart"
4th Apr '16 3:28:55 AM Adept
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-->-- '''RayWilliamJohnson''' on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggg3C87UVCY this environmentalist ad]] in the episode aptly titled [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5yEXai8MoQ&t=3m13s "Conspiracy Theory"]]

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-->-- '''RayWilliamJohnson''' '''WebVideo/RayWilliamJohnson''' on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggg3C87UVCY this environmentalist ad]] in the episode aptly titled [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5yEXai8MoQ&t=3m13s "Conspiracy Theory"]]
22nd Nov '15 10:28:12 AM hamonrye
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->If you pay tuition, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If you pay taxes, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If your child majors in English, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda.
-->--'''Ben Shapiro''', "[[HeteronormativeCrusader militant gay english]] on the rise!" (full article is even more bizarre)
21st Nov '15 1:41:44 PM hamonrye
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->"The whole point of the Copernican theory is to get rid of Jesus by saying there is no up and no down... the spinning ball thing just makes the whole Bible a big joke.

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->"The ->The whole point of the Copernican theory is to get rid of Jesus by saying there is no up and no down... the spinning ball thing just makes the whole Bible a big joke.


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->WHAM BAMN THAR SHE BLOWS AND I MEAN BLOW UP AND NOT HIT BY AN FWA BAZOOKA JUST HIGH SPEED WIND WHICH OF COURSE WE HAVE A LOT OF ATOP OUR MOUNTAINS -- SO JUST MAKE SURE YOUR NOT STANDING CLOSE TO A TURBINE OR YOU COULD END UP WELL SPLICED AND I DO NOT MEAN DRUNK BUT DICED UP FOX OR PUMA MEAT!
-->--'''Gethin ap Gruffydd''', author of "Windmills of Mass Destruction"
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