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->â„– 523. When I'm rescued the correct response is "thank you" not "took your freaking time!"
-->--'''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'''
-->--'''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'''
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->''"Uh, this is all wrong. [[DamselInDistress Beautiful maidens]] are supposed to be rescued by [[BeautyEqualsGoodness handsome]] [[TheHero heroes]], not [[ActionGirl other beautiful maidens]]!"''
-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
->'''Mr. Incredible:''' HEY! I SAVED YOUR LIFE!\\
'''Oliver Sansweet:''' You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''
->''"The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save me!'"''
-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
->'''Mr. Incredible:''' HEY! I SAVED YOUR LIFE!\\
'''Oliver Sansweet:''' You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''
->''"The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save me!'"''
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-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
->'''Mr. Incredible:''' HEY! I SAVED YOUR LIFE!\\
'''Oliver Sansweet:''' You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''
->''"The
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->The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say
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->'''Shaundi''': Boss... [[WhatTheHellHero You're an asshole.]]\\
'''Boss''': True dat.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane by letting her go into free-fall again.
->''"This is some rescue. When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?!"''
-->-- '''Princess Leia''', ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/ANewHope''
->''"Manga/{{Naruto}} didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. [[LampshadeHanging Hinata really had saved their butts… so why was her sister being such a brat about it]]?"''
-->-- '''Fanfic/{{Team8}}'''
->''This is the worst rescue I've ever had.''
-->-- '''April O'Neal''', ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''
->'''Shrek''': Well, I have to [[LiteralMetaphor save my ass]]!\\
'''Boss''': True dat.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane by letting her go into free-fall again.
->''"This is some rescue. When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?!"''
-->-- '''Princess Leia''', ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/ANewHope''
->''"Manga/{{Naruto}} didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. [[LampshadeHanging Hinata really had saved their butts… so why was her sister being such a brat about it]]?"''
-->-- '''Fanfic/{{Team8}}'''
->''This is the worst rescue I've ever had.''
-->-- '''April O'Neal''', ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''
->'''Shrek''': Well, I have to [[LiteralMetaphor save my ass]]!\\
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'''Boss''': True dat.
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->"I'm grateful, Harry," Hermione said, her voice softer now. "You're being too harsh on yourself, even. Please don't take it so seriously when I'm snarky at you. I don't want to be the sort of girl who comes back from the dead, and then starts complaining about which superpowers she got and that her alicorn fingernails are the wrong shade of pearly white."
-->--
->'''Chrono:''' Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the
'''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Lindy]]:''' (''patpat'') Oh, Chrono. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm sure it won't use the
->''"This is some rescue. When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?!"''
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->Manga/{{Naruto}} didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. [[LampshadeHanging Hinata really had saved their
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->''This is the worst rescue I've ever had.''
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->'''Mr. Incredible:''' HEY! I SAVED YOUR LIFE!\\
'''Oliver Sansweet:''' You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!
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'''Shrek''': One of a kind.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MamaBear his mommy]] [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save him]]'."
->'''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Lindy]]:''' *patpat* "Oh, Chrono. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm sure it won't use the word 'mommy']]."
-->--''Fanfic/{{Infinity}}''
->'''Scotsman's Wife:''' This rescue ''STINKS''! I've never been so humiliated in me blessed life! I have a dimly old dullard for a husband, with a scrawny tree for a sidekick! I'd be better off savin' meself! '''UWAH!'''\\
'''Jack:''' Forgive me.\\
'''Wife:''' Ya almost dropped me ya' gown wearin' fashion reject!\\
'''Jack:''' Perhaps if we trade places?\\
'''Scotsman:''' Aye\\
'''Wife:''' Oh, that's ''grand'', but does me worm-brained husband care that a stranger can peek up me dress? ''No'', he don't care a spick!\\
'''Jack:''' ''[Turns around]'' Is that better?\\
'''Wife:''' ''No,'' ya' fling-pooed backyard tottie! Walkin' with jolts o' searin' pain coursin' up me leg would be better! Do you ''think'' before ya' open your mouth, or does it come out on its own?
-->--''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': "Jack and the Scotsman II"
->''"Since saving New York, the Ghostbusters have been sued and lost all their money. Ungrateful shits. Did the ''fire department'' get sued after 9/11, as well?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/GhostbustersII''
->'''Diaval:''' [[HumanityEnsues What have you done to my beautiful self?]]
->'''Maleficent:''' Would you rather I let them beat you to death?
->'''Diaval:''' [[NakedOnArrival ...]]I'm not certain.
->'''Maleficent:''' Stop complaining. I saved your life.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MamaBear his mommy]] [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save him]]'."
->'''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Lindy]]:''' *patpat* "Oh, Chrono. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm sure it won't use the word 'mommy']]."
-->--''Fanfic/{{Infinity}}''
->'''Scotsman's Wife:''' This rescue ''STINKS''! I've never been so humiliated in me blessed life! I have a dimly old dullard for a husband, with a scrawny tree for a sidekick! I'd be better off savin' meself! '''UWAH!'''\\
'''Jack:''' Forgive me.\\
'''Wife:''' Ya almost dropped me ya' gown wearin' fashion reject!\\
'''Jack:''' Perhaps if we trade places?\\
'''Scotsman:''' Aye\\
'''Wife:''' Oh, that's ''grand'', but does me worm-brained husband care that a stranger can peek up me dress? ''No'', he don't care a spick!\\
'''Jack:''' ''[Turns around]'' Is that better?\\
'''Wife:''' ''No,'' ya' fling-pooed backyard tottie! Walkin' with jolts o' searin' pain coursin' up me leg would be better! Do you ''think'' before ya' open your mouth, or does it come out on its own?
-->--''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': "Jack and the Scotsman II"
->''"Since saving New York, the Ghostbusters have been sued and lost all their money. Ungrateful shits. Did the ''fire department'' get sued after 9/11, as well?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/GhostbustersII''
->'''Diaval:''' [[HumanityEnsues What have you done to my beautiful self?]]
->'''Maleficent:''' Would you rather I let them beat you to death?
->'''Diaval:''' [[NakedOnArrival ...]]I'm not certain.
->'''Maleficent:''' Stop complaining. I saved your life.
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'''Shrek''': One of a kind.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MamaBear his mommy]] [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save him]]'."
->'''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Lindy]]:''' *patpat* "Oh, Chrono. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm sure it won't use the word 'mommy']]."
-->--''Fanfic/{{Infinity}}''
->'''Scotsman's Wife:''' This rescue ''STINKS''! I've never been so humiliated in me blessed life! IOne-of-a-kind.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
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->'''Diaval:''' [[HumanityEnsues What havea dimly old dullard for a husband, with a scrawny tree for a sidekick! I'd be better off savin' meself! '''UWAH!'''\\
'''Jack:''' Forgive me.you done to my beautiful self?]]\\
'''Maleficent:''' Would you rather I let them beat you to death?\\
'''Diaval:''' [[NakedOnArrival ...]]I'm not certain.\\
'''Wife:''' Ya almost dropped me ya' gown wearin' fashion reject!\\
'''Jack:''' Perhaps if we trade places?\\
'''Scotsman:''' Aye\\
'''Wife:''' Oh, that's ''grand'', but does me worm-brained husband care that a stranger can peek up me dress? ''No'', he don't care a spick!\\
'''Jack:''' ''[Turns around]'' Is that better?\\
'''Wife:''' ''No,'' ya' fling-pooed backyard tottie! Walkin' with jolts o' searin' pain coursin' up me leg would be better! Do you ''think'' before ya' open your mouth, or does it come out on its own?
-->--''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': "Jack and the Scotsman II"
->''"Since saving New York, the Ghostbusters have been sued and lost all their money. Ungrateful shits. Did the ''fire department'' get sued after 9/11, as well?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/GhostbustersII''
->'''Diaval:''' [[HumanityEnsues What have you done to my beautiful self?]]
->'''Maleficent:''' Would you rather I let them beat you to death?
->'''Diaval:''' [[NakedOnArrival ...]]I'm not certain.
->'''Maleficent:''''''Maleficent:''' Stop complaining. I saved your life.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MamaBear his mommy]] [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save him]]'."
->'''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Lindy]]:''' *patpat* "Oh, Chrono. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm sure it won't use the word 'mommy']]."
-->--''Fanfic/{{Infinity}}''
->'''Scotsman's Wife:''' This rescue ''STINKS''! I've never been so humiliated in me blessed life! I
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
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->'''Diaval:''' [[HumanityEnsues What have
'''Jack:''' Forgive me.
'''Maleficent:''' Would you rather I let them beat you to death?\\
'''Diaval:''' [[NakedOnArrival ...]]I'm not certain.\\
'''Jack:''' Perhaps if we trade places?\\
'''Scotsman:''' Aye\\
'''Wife:''' Oh, that's ''grand'', but does me worm-brained husband care that a stranger can peek up me dress? ''No'', he don't care a spick!\\
'''Jack:''' ''[Turns around]'' Is that better?\\
'''Wife:''' ''No,'' ya' fling-pooed backyard tottie! Walkin' with jolts o' searin' pain coursin' up me leg would be better! Do you ''think'' before ya' open your mouth, or does it come out on its own?
-->--''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': "Jack and the Scotsman II"
->''"Since saving New York, the Ghostbusters have been sued and lost all their money. Ungrateful shits. Did the ''fire department'' get sued after 9/11, as well?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/GhostbustersII''
->'''Diaval:''' [[HumanityEnsues What have you done to my beautiful self?]]
->'''Maleficent:''' Would you rather I let them beat you to death?
->'''Diaval:''' [[NakedOnArrival ...]]I'm not certain.
->'''Maleficent:'''
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->''"I'm grateful, Harry," Hermione said, her voice softer now. "You're being too harsh on yourself, even. Please don't take it so seriously when I'm snarky at you. I don't want to be the sort of girl who comes back from the dead, and then starts complaining about which superpowers she got and that her alicorn fingernails are the wrong shade of pearly white."''
-->-- Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality
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'''Han Solo:''' ''[[FarmBoy He's]]'' the brains, sweetheart!\\
[...]\\
'''Han:''' Can't get out that way!\\
'''Leia:''' It looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route.\\
'''Han:''' Maybe you'd like it back in ''your cell,'' Your Highness.\\
[...]\\
'''Leia:''' Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?\\
'''Han:''' No reward is worth ''this...''
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/ANewHope''
->This is the worst rescue I've ever had.
-->-- '''April O'Neal''', ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''
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->'''Shaundi''': (''gasping after the Boss catches her
'''The Boss:''' Are you kidding? I'd never let my girl fa- wait, what ''is that?!''\\
'''Shaundi:''' What is ''what?!''\\
'''The Boss:''' That plane is... okay, don't
'''Shaundi:''' Whaddya mean "don't freak out?!" You got a plan?!\\
'''The Boss:''' Yeah, I shoot out the window, land in the plane, kill Phillipe, then jump out the back again!\\
'''Shaudi:''' You mean "we," right?!\\
'''The Boss:''' Look, just remember how happy you were when
'''Shaundi:''' Wait, wha- (''The Boss dumps her in freefall again'') ASSHOOOLLLEEE-\\
(''The Boss shoots out the window, zips through the plane, kills some Mooks, steals a second parachute, flies out the back, engages in a FreeFallFight, and catches Shaundi again'')\\
'''The Boss:''' Gotcha!\\
'''Shaundi:''' ''You're a fucking asshole''.\\
'''The Boss:''' Okay, I deserve that.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird''
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->Since saving New York, the Ghostbusters have been sued and lost all their money. Ungrateful shits. Did the ''fire department'' get sued after 9/11, as well?
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/GhostbustersII''
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->'''The Scotsman's Wife:''' This rescue STINKS! I've never been so humiliated in me blessed life! I have a dimly old dullard for a husband, with a scrawny tree for a sidekick! I'd be better off savin' meself! ''UWAH!''\\
'''Jack:''' Forgive me.\\
'''Wife:''' Ya almost dropped me ya' gown-wearin' fashion reject!\\
'''Jack:''' Perhaps if we trade places?\\
'''Scotsman:''' Aye\\
'''Wife:''' Oh, that's ''grand'', but does me worm-brained husband care that a stranger can peek up me dress? ''No'', he don't
'''Jack:''' (''turns around'') Is that
'''Wife:''' ''No,'' ya' fling-pooed backyard tottie! Walkin' with jolts o' searin' pain coursin' up me leg would be better! Do you ''think'' before ya' open your mouth, or does it come out on its own?
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->Uh, this is all wrong. [[DamselInDistress Beautiful maidens]] are supposed to be rescued by [[BeautyEqualsGoodness handsome]] [[TheHero heroes]], not [[ActionGirl other beautiful maidens!]]
-->-- A Gibdo disguised as a human girl, attempting to set a trap for Link but getting Zelda instead in the ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
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->'''Diaval:''' [[HumanityEnsues What have you done to my beautiful self?]]
->'''Maleficent:''' Would you rather I let them beat you to death?
->'''Diaval:''' [[NakedOnArrival ...]]I'm not certain.
->'''Maleficent:''' Stop complaining. I saved your life.
-->-- ''Film/{{Maleficent}}''
->'''Maleficent:''' Would you rather I let them beat you to death?
->'''Diaval:''' [[NakedOnArrival ...]]I'm not certain.
->'''Maleficent:''' Stop complaining. I saved your life.
-->-- ''Film/{{Maleficent}}''
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->''"I'm grateful, Harry," Hermione said, her voice softer now. "You're being too harsh on yourself, even. Please don't take it so seriously when I'm snarky at you. I don't want to be the sort of girl who comes back from the dead, and then starts complaining about which superpowers she got and that her alicorn fingernails are the wrong shade of pearly white."''
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->''"Since saving New York, the Ghostbusters have been sued and lost all their money. Ungrateful shits. Did the ''fire department'' get sued after 9/11, as well?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/GhostbustersII''
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->'''Scotsman's Wife:''' This rescue ''STINKS''! I've never been so humiliated in me blessed life! I have a dimly old dullard for a husband, with a scrawny tree for a sidekick! I'd be better off savin' meself! '''UWAH!'''\\
'''Jack:''' Forgive me.\\
'''Wife:''' Ya almost dropped me ya' gown wearin' fashion reject!\\
'''Jack:''' Perhaps if we trade places?\\
'''Scotsman:''' Aye\\
'''Wife:''' Oh, that's ''grand'', but does me worm-brained husband care that a stranger can peek up me dress? ''No'', he don't care a spick!\\
'''Jack:''' ''[Turns around]'' Is that better?\\
'''Wife:''' ''No,'' ya' fling-pooed backyard tottie! Walkin' with jolts o' searin' pain coursin' up me leg would be better! Do you ''think'' before ya' open your mouth, or does it come out on its own?
-->--''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': "Jack and the Scotsman II"
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'''Shrek''': I'm one One of a kind.
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->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MyBelovedSmother his mommy]] [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save]] [[MommasBoy him]]'."
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->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MyBelovedSmother [[MamaBear his mommy]] [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save]] [[MommasBoy save him]]'."
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->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MyBelovedSmother his mommy]] [[StopHelpingMe had to come save]] [[MommasBoy him]]'."
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->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MyBelovedSmother his mommy]] [[StopHelpingMe [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save]] [[MommasBoy him]]'."
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->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MyBelovedSmother his mommy]] [[StopHelpingMe had to come save]] [[MommasBoy him]]'."
->'''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Lindy]]:''' *patpat* "Oh, Chrono. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm sure it won't use the word 'mommy']]."
-->--''Fanfic/{{Infinity}}''
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->'''Shrek''': Well, I have to [[LiteralMetaphor save my ass]]!\\
'''Fiona''': What kind of knight ''are'' you?\\
'''Shrek''': I'm one of a kind.
-->--''Film/{{Shrek}}''
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-->-- '''Princess Leia''', ''Franchise/StarWars Episode IV: Film/ANewHope''
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-->-- '''Princess Leia''', ''Franchise/StarWars Episode IV: ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/ANewHope''
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->''"This is some rescue. [[JerkassHasAPoint You come barging in here, you don't have a plan for getting out?!]]"''
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->''"This is some rescue. [[JerkassHasAPoint You come barging When you came in here, didn't you don't have a plan for getting out?!]]"''out?!"''
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'''Boss''' True dat.
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->''Manga/{{Naruto}} didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. [[LampshadeHanging Hinata really had saved their butts… so why was her sister being such a brat about it]]?''
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->"Uh, this is all wrong. [[DamselInDistress Beautiful maidens]] are supposed to be rescued by [[BeautyEqualsGoodness handsome]] [[TheHero heroes]], not [[ActionGirl other beautiful maidens]]!"
-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''The SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''The SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
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-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from
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->"The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save me!'"
->"The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save me!'"
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->"The
->''"The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save
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->'''Shaundi''' Boss... [[WhatTheHellHero You're an asshole.]]
->'''Boss''' True dat.
->'''Boss''' True dat.
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->'''Shaundi''' Boss... [[WhatTheHellHero You're an asshole.]]
->'''Boss''']]\\
'''Boss''' True dat.
->'''Boss'''
'''Boss''' True dat.
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->'''Princess Leia:''' This is some rescue. [[JerkassHasAPoint You come barging in here, you don't have a plan for getting out?!]]
-->--''StarWars''
-->--''StarWars''
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-->--''StarWars''
-->-- '''Princess Leia''', ''Franchise/StarWars Episode IV: Film/ANewHope''
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-->-- '''{{Fanfic/Team8}}'''
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-->-- '''{{Fanfic/Team8}}'''
'''Fanfic/{{Team8}}'''
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->'''Princess Leia:''' This is some rescue.
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->'''Princess Leia:''' This is some rescue. [[JerkassHasAPoint You come barging in here, you don't have a plan for getting out?!]]
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->''{{Naruto}} didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. [[LampshadeHanging Hinata really had saved their butts… so why was her sister being such a brat about it]]?''
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-->-- '''April O'Neal''', ''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III]]''
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-->-- '''April O'Neal''', ''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III]]''
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->'''Shaundi''' Boss... You're an asshole.
->'''Boss''' True Dat.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane.
->'''Boss''' True Dat.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane.
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->'''Shaundi''' Boss... [[WhatTheHellHero You're an asshole.
asshole.]]
->'''Boss''' TrueDat.
dat.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate'splane.
plane by letting her go into free-fall again.
->'''Boss''' True
-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's
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->''This is the worst rescue I've ever had.''
-->-- '''April O'Neal''', ''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III]]''
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-->-- ''Fanfic/Team8''
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-->-- ''Fanfic/Team8'''''{{Fanfic/Team8}}'''
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->''{{Naruto}} didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. [[LampshadeHanging Hinata really had saved their butts… so why was her sister being such a brat about it]]?''
-->-- ''Fanfic/Team8''
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->'''Princess Leia:''' This is some rescue.
-->--''StarWars''
-->--''StarWars''
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-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''Animated/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''The SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
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-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''Animated/TheLegendOfZelda'' ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''The SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
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-->-- '''Ichigo Kurosaki''', ''{{Bleach}}''
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-->-- '''Ichigo Kurosaki''', ''{{Bleach}}''
''Manga/{{Bleach}}''
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-->-- ''SaintsRowTheThird'', after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane.
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-->-- ''SaintsRowTheThird'', ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane.
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'''Boss''' True Dat.
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-->-- ''SaintsRowTheThird'', after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane.
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->'''Shaundi''' Boss... You're an asshole.
'''Boss''' True Dat.
'''Boss''' True Dat.