History Quotes / ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike

17th Sep '17 8:37:21 AM Sonofstranger
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->'''Scotsman's Wife:''' This rescue ''STINKS''! I've never been so humiliated in me blessed life! I have a dimly old dullard for a husband, with a scrawny tree for a sidekick! I'd be better off savin' meself! '''UWAH!'''\\
'''Jack:''' Forgive me.\\
'''Wife:''' Ya almost dropped me ya' gown wearin' fashion reject!\\
'''Jack:''' Perhaps if we trade places?\\
'''Scotsman:''' Aye\\
'''Wife:''' Oh, that's ''grand'', but does me worm-brained husband care that a stranger can peek up me dress? ''No'', he don't care a spick!\\
'''Jack:''' ''[Turns around]'' Is that better?\\
'''Wife:''' ''No,'' ya' fling-pooed backyard tottie! Walkin' with jolts o' searin' pain coursin' up me leg would be better! Do you ''think'' before ya' open your mouth, or does it come out on its own?
-->--''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': "Jack and the Scotsman II"
28th May '17 12:57:07 PM CosmicFerret
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-->--''Film/{{Shrek}}''

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-->--''Film/{{Shrek}}''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
18th Jan '17 5:33:14 PM IchigoMontoya
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'''Shrek''': I'm one of a kind.

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'''Shrek''': I'm one One of a kind.



->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MyBelovedSmother his mommy]] [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save]] [[MommasBoy him]]'."

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->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MyBelovedSmother [[MamaBear his mommy]] [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save]] [[MommasBoy save him]]'."
31st Aug '16 5:41:18 AM longWriter
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->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MyBelovedSmother his mommy]] [[StopHelpingMe had to come save]] [[MommasBoy him]]'."

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->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MyBelovedSmother his mommy]] [[StopHelpingMe [[UnwantedAssistance had to come save]] [[MommasBoy him]]'."
15th Jan '16 5:17:09 PM Gamermaster
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->'''Chrono:''' "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship ''Asura'' at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by '[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And on his first official mission as a captain,]] [[MyBelovedSmother his mommy]] [[StopHelpingMe had to come save]] [[MommasBoy him]]'."
->'''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Lindy]]:''' *patpat* "Oh, Chrono. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm sure it won't use the word 'mommy']]."
-->--''Fanfic/{{Infinity}}''
11th Nov '15 11:27:45 AM LadyJafaria
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->'''Shrek''': Well, I have to [[LiteralMetaphor save my ass]]!\\
'''Fiona''': What kind of knight ''are'' you?\\
'''Shrek''': I'm one of a kind.
-->--''Film/{{Shrek}}''
6th Nov '15 8:38:16 PM Premonition45
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-->-- '''Princess Leia''', ''Franchise/StarWars Episode IV: Film/ANewHope''

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-->-- '''Princess Leia''', ''Franchise/StarWars Episode IV: ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/ANewHope''
28th Oct '15 11:38:51 AM Premonition45
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->''"This is some rescue. [[JerkassHasAPoint You come barging in here, you don't have a plan for getting out?!]]"''

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->''"This is some rescue. [[JerkassHasAPoint You come barging When you came in here, didn't you don't have a plan for getting out?!]]"''out?!"''
25th Jan '15 1:38:38 AM Antwan
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->'''Shaundi''' Boss... [[WhatTheHellHero You're an asshole.]]\\
'''Boss''' True dat.

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->'''Shaundi''' ->'''Shaundi''': Boss... [[WhatTheHellHero You're an asshole.]]\\
'''Boss''' '''Boss''': True dat.



->''Manga/{{Naruto}} didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. [[LampshadeHanging Hinata really had saved their butts… so why was her sister being such a brat about it]]?''

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->''Manga/{{Naruto}} ->''"Manga/{{Naruto}} didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. [[LampshadeHanging Hinata really had saved their butts… so why was her sister being such a brat about it]]?''it]]?"''
25th Jan '15 12:44:17 AM Antwan
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->"Uh, this is all wrong. [[DamselInDistress Beautiful maidens]] are supposed to be rescued by [[BeautyEqualsGoodness handsome]] [[TheHero heroes]], not [[ActionGirl other beautiful maidens]]!"
-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''The SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''

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->"Uh, ->''"Uh, this is all wrong. [[DamselInDistress Beautiful maidens]] are supposed to be rescued by [[BeautyEqualsGoodness handsome]] [[TheHero heroes]], not [[ActionGirl other beautiful maidens]]!"
maidens]]!"''
-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''The SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''



-->--''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->"The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save me!'"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->"The
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->''"The
one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save me!'"me!'"''



->'''Shaundi''' Boss... [[WhatTheHellHero You're an asshole.]]
->'''Boss''' True dat.

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->'''Shaundi''' Boss... [[WhatTheHellHero You're an asshole.]]
->'''Boss'''
]]\\
'''Boss'''
True dat.



->'''Princess Leia:''' This is some rescue. [[JerkassHasAPoint You come barging in here, you don't have a plan for getting out?!]]
-->--''StarWars''

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->'''Princess Leia:''' This ->''"This is some rescue. [[JerkassHasAPoint You come barging in here, you don't have a plan for getting out?!]]
-->--''StarWars''
out?!]]"''
-->-- '''Princess Leia''', ''Franchise/StarWars Episode IV: Film/ANewHope''



-->-- '''{{Fanfic/Team8}}'''

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-->-- '''{{Fanfic/Team8}}'''
'''Fanfic/{{Team8}}'''



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