Quotes / Complaining About Rescues They Don't Like

"Uh, this is all wrong. Beautiful maidens are supposed to be rescued by handsome heroes, not other beautiful maidens!"
A Gibdo disguised as a human girl attempting to set a trap for Link in The Legend of Zelda cartoon from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

Mr. Incredible: HEY! I SAVED YOUR LIFE!
Oliver Sansweet: You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!

"The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save me!'"
Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach

Shaundi: Boss... You're an asshole.
Boss: True dat.
Saints Row: The Third, after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane by letting her go into free-fall again.

"This is some rescue. When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?!"
Princess Leia, Star Wars: A New Hope

"Naruto didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. Hinata really had saved their butts… so why was her sister being such a brat about it?"
Team8

This is the worst rescue I've ever had.

Shrek: Well, I have to save my ass!
Fiona: What kind of knight are you?
Shrek: I'm one of a kind.
Shrek

Chrono: "Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship Asura at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation. All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by 'And on his first official mission as a captain, his mommy had to come save him'."

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