"Uh, this is all wrong. Beautiful maidens are supposed to be rescued by handsome heroes, not other beautiful maidens!"
Mr. Incredible: HEY! I SAVED YOUR LIFE!
Oliver Sansweet: You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!
"The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save me!'"
— Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach
Shaundi Boss... You're an asshole.
Boss True dat.
— Saints Row The Third, after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane by letting her go into free-fall again.
Princess Leia: This is some rescue.
Naruto didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. Hinata really had saved their butts… so why was her sister being such a brat about it?
This is the worst rescue I've ever had.
— April O'Neal, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III