History Quotes / Cloudcuckoolander

-->-- '''Ty Lee''', ''AvatarTheLastAirbender''

-->-- '''Jane''', while staring at a framed ear of corn, ''Smiley Face''

-->-- '''Fry''', ''{{Futurama}}''

-->-- '''Brick,''' {{Anchorman}}

-->-- '''Master Shake''', ''AquaTeenHungerForce''

-->-- '''Meatwad''', ''AquaTeenHungerForce''

-->-- '''Ozy''', to Millie, ''OzyAndMillie''

-->-- '''Delirium''',''TheSandman: Season of Mists''

->'''Osaka:''' [''Sets up a chair under the clock, stands on the chair, and reaches''] Oh... I can't quite reach it!\\
->'''Chiyo:''' Miss Osaka, please do some work!

->I might be movin' to Montana soon\\\
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss\\\
Raisin' it up, waxin' it down\\\
In a little white box that I can sell uptown\\\
By myself I wouldn't have no boss\\\

->Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free!\\\
And I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!\\\
Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free!\\\

->''And he was in this band Gypsy's Kiss, well they were, cause they couldn't handle this song. And they turned around and said "'Arry you know look at all these chord changes and time changes", as he's famous for, and I should know... come on, give us a break. So, he took the song to the band and they've gone, "Oi 'Arry, gypsy's kiss off will ya, I can't play that!" And he said, "Oi, I've had enough of this then, I'm gonna go find some people that can, so kiss you and all". So anyway that's what he did. Not kiss them, no, he did the other thing, you know, what it rhymes with... mm off. I'll say he pissed off, so there you go. Whatever. Now he went out and he formed a band, and um..uuh, 'Burning Ambition' was actually recorded late in 1979 and originally featured the original drummer in fact of... in fact I think there was one guy before him... but Doug Sampson was on drums in those days. Dave double tracked on guitars... you know, he double tracked and all... he doesn't have to though, does he? You know what I'm saying.\\
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Well, ok, 'Running Free' as well was also the first art work from Riggsy... RIGGSY! Now you know I tell people I'm actually from another planet, you know, 'cause I'm a bit off the wall, well I'll tell you this boy OWNS the other planet, my goodness! No god bless him, he's a diamond guy. I love him, what an artist! He first brought Eddie into the first sleeve on this the 'Running Free' single, and Eddie if you remember rightly was standing in the shadows, you never really saw him. But uh, oh my goodness, he brought him out didn't he, on the first album all in his glory and splendour, Eddie comes out and go "yeeeah I'm here!" so watch out folks. Well there, what can you say about it? 'Running Free', it's a song the band still to this day plays, it's one of the truly great Iron Maiden songs, I mean not only just because it was their first single, but... what a crack.''

9>''And he was in this band Gypsy's Kiss, well they were, cause they couldn't handle this song. And they turned around and said "'Arry you know look at all these chord changes and time changes", as he's famous for, and I should know... come on, give us a break. So, he took the song to the band and they've gone, "Oi 'Arry, gypsy's kiss off will ya, I can't play that!" And he said, "Oi, I've had enough of this then, I'm gonna go find some people that can, so kiss you and all". So anyway that's what he did. Not kiss them, no, he did the other thing, you know, what it rhymes with... mm off. I'll say he pissed off, so there you go. Whatever. Now he went out and he formed a band, and um..uuh, 'Burning Ambition' was actually recorded late in 1979 and originally featured the original drummer in fact of... in fact I think there was one guy before him... but Doug Sampson was on drums in those days. Dave double tracked on guitars... you know, he double tracked and all... he doesn't have to though, does he? You know what I'm saying.

->''(Chiyo is going bonkers trying to manage work under a tight schedule)''
->'''Chiyo:''' Oh, we're not gonna make it! Somebody turn back the clock before it's too lay-hay-hate!
->''(Osaka sets up a chair under the clock, stands on the chair, and reaches)''
->'''Osaka:''' Oh... I can't quite reach it!

->'''Black Mage''': Where do you keep getting those posters?
->'''Fighter''': Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage.
->'''Black Mage''': So you're actually '''aware''' that this makes no sense then?
->'''Fighter''': Yet we chase our dreams anyway.
->'''Black Mage''': Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.

->'''Fighter''': But...wait. If we're giant-sized, then that means swords are no bigger than toothpicks to me! Toothpicks, BM, toothpicks! I can't very well go around saying "I like toothpicks", can I? It makes no dang sense! I'm a fighter, not a food stuck...toothing...guy! I don't eat corn on the cob, what do I need with toothpicks! No cob, Black Mage! Cob-less! The kids could call me "Fighter 'No Cob' [=McGee=]" and if [=McGee=] were my last name then it would be perfectly accurate!
->* ''[[BeatPanel pause]]''*
->'''Black Mage''': Are you quite finished?
->'''Fighter''': I was thinking I should run around in an idiotic panic.

->'''Homestar Runner''': Hey, guess who I'm supposed to be!
->'''Strong Bad''': Um... Homestar Runner?
->'''Homestar Runner''': Hey, you got it! First try! Was it my star (''shows off a paper star attached to his usual one'') or propeller cap (''bends over and shows off a second cap'') that gave it away?
->'''Strong Bad''': It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you.
->'''Homestar Runner''': Yeah, I guess I do have one of those.

->'''Joey''': Maybe my ruler was wrong.
->'''Pheobe''': Maybe ''all'' the rulers are wrong.

->'''Aeris''': Do you even ''listen'' to yourself anymore?
->'''Leo''': I try not to. It breaks the illusion.

->'''[[StraightMan Church]]:''' So, how're you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
->'''[[RalphWiggum Caboose]]:''' I ''think'' so... That guy [[SamusIsAGirl Tex]] is really a [[ArtificialHuman robot]], and you're his boyfriend. So that makes ''you''... a gay robot.
->'''[[OnlySaneMan Church]]:''' (''wearily'') Yeah... that's right... I'm a gay robot...

->I might be movin' to Montana soon
->Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
->Raisin' it up, waxin' it down
->In a little white box that I can sell uptown
->By myself I wouldn't have no boss
->But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

->'''Interviewer''': As influential as he is, surprisingly little is known about Dan Halen's past. Even by his neighbors and employees.
->'''Early''': Yeah, I know 'bout Dan Halen. He was a ornery feller, chatterin' up inna tree all tauntin' like. Cheeks all puffed up with wallynuts and whatnot. I took aim at 'im with my pellet gun and blasted the tar outta him.
->'''Interviewer''': Are you sure you're not talking about that stuffed squirrel over there?
->''cut to stuffed squirrel on Early's mantle.''
->'''Early''': Oh. Well, you might be right about that, now.
->'''Interviewer''': Is there anything you can say about Dan Halen.
->'''Early''': Ummm... Uh...
->'''Interviewer''': The man who's been your boss for the past 17 years.
->''Long pause''
->'''Early''': Wally nuts. (''Nods confidently''). Blasted the hell out of 'im.

->Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free!
->And I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!
->Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free!
->Man, I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!

->'''Hisao:''' What are you doing here this late?
->'''Rin:''' I... I was wondering about that myself too. Just now. Some people asked that just before. I assume they were wondering the same. I didn't know. They didn't know either. I asked. That's why I'm wondering. So that was pretty much it. [[{{Dissimile}} It's a murder mystery without a murder.]] ... They were going that way.

->'''Kat:''' Why, what's she put you up to?
->'''Shadow2:''' I'm supposed to tell you she's been kidnapped by evil dino-demons.
-->-- ''GunnerkriggCourt'', about another of Annie's many "eccentric" plans to win back Kat's friendship in 3rd year.

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-> "Down the road I '''GO.''' I am '''Fo'''llowing '''MY''' fishie. La la '''LAAAA'''. Because my '''''FISH''''' knows [=WHere=] to '''GO'''. My '''''FIS'''''h is the '''BOR'''ghal '''RANTIPOLE''' who I ''MADE'' look like a Fishie beca'''USE''' I Am soclever AND I can '''DO''' things like that if I want.... la la la... I [=AMso=] Clever... [=LaLALAAAA=]... It KNOWS many '''''THINGUMMIES'''''. The '''BORGHAL''' Rantipole '''''THAT''''' is. And now it is '''INCON'''spicuous too as well... la la la... I am '''fo''''''LOWING''' my fish."
-->-- Ladies and Gents, Meet [[TheSandman Delirium]]. The fact that all of this is the literal truth makes it even scarier.

-->--'''Shawn Michaels, to Dude Love (Mick Foley),''' ''{{WWE}} Monday Night Raw''

-->--'''Taro''', ''[[{{Disgaea}} Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories]]''

-->--'''Master Shake''', ''AquaTeenHungerForce''

->I ain't got no job, my wife left me, bills pilin' up, I got child support, and I don't know if ''any'' of what I just said is true... but I believe it.
-->--'''Meatwad''', ''AquaTeenHungerForce''

-->--'''Ozy''', to Millie, ''OzyAndMillie''

-->--''AzumangaDaioh''

-->-- '''SummerGlau''', ''{{xkcd}}'' [[http://xkcd.com/581/ The Race - Part 5]]'''

->Sometimes I forget what I was going to say. Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten for ever and always. Does that ever happen to you?
-->-- '''Delirium''',''TheSandman: Season of Mists''

-->-- ''Homestar Runner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdorcon.html ''[=TrogdorCon=] '97'']]

-->-- VGCats [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=156 #160, "Start the Reactor"]]

-> I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.

-->-- '''Ninten''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpw4b-l5KZc Ninten Speaks: Holy Barbers]]''

->That was some quality playing there, courtesy of {{Raocow}} and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there.
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU&feature=sub Raocow]]'''

-->-- '''[[http://youtu.be/ZoR8p6VGK84 Raocow]]''' again

->''I might be movin' to Montana soon''
->''Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss''
->''Raisin' it up, waxin' it down''
->''In a little white box that I can sell uptown''
->''By myself I wouldn't have no boss''
->''But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss''

-> But then I thought... "I wonder what it's like to fuck a butterfly?"

-->--Two {{Cloudcuckoolander}}s meet in ''TheGoonShow''

->''Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free!''
->''And I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!''
->''Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free!''
->''Man, I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!''
-->--'''Dizzee Rascal''', "Bonkers"

->'''Hisao:''' "What are you doing here this late?"
->'''Rin:''' "I... I was wondering about that myself too. Just now. Some people asked that just before. I assume they were wondering the same. I didn't know. They didn't know either. I asked. That's why I'm wondering. So that was pretty much it. [[{{Dissimile}} It's a murder mystery without a murder.]] ... They were going that way."
-->--''KatawaShoujo''

->''Talking with Rin is like playing chess with a supercomputer who does seemingly random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess. It's like that, but with human interaction. And even if I win, it feels like losing.''
-->--'''Hisao Nakai''', ''KatawaShoujo''

->'''Kat:''' "Why, what's she put you up to?"
->'''Shadow2:''' "I'm supposed to tell you she's been kidnapped by evil dino-demons."
-->--'''GunnerkriggCourt'''; conversation on one of Annies many "eccentric" plans to win back Kats friendship in 3rd year.

-->--'''Rod Serling''' opening monologue for ''Mr. Bevis'', TheTwilightZone

-->-- Ladys and Gents, Meet [[TheSandman Delirium]]. The fact that all of this is the literal truth makes it even scarier.

->In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes leans towards stuffed animals, zetter-music, professional football, Charles Dickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little dis-conbourborated, witha life that posesses all the securities of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our mister Beaver: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a conciderate poorer place. All be it, perhaps, a little saner.

->GunnerkriggCourt; conversation on one of Annies many "eccentric" plans to win back Kats friendship in 3rd year.

-->'''Kat:''' "Why, what's she put you up to?"
-->'''Shadow2:''' "I'm supposed to tell you she's been kidnapped by evil dino-demons."
-->GunnerkriggCourt; conversation on one of Annies many "eccentric" plans to win back Kats friendship in 3rd year.

-->In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes leans towards stuffed animals, zetter-music, professional football, Charles Dickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little dis-conbourborated, witha life that posesses all the securities of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our mister Beaver: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a conciderate poorer place. All be it, perhaps, a little saner.

--> '''Rod Serling''' opening monologue for ''Mr. Bevis'', TheTwilightZone

-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24r4XqCEcxU This skit]] starring [[MostTriumphantExample Grune]] from ''TalesOfLegendia''

->'''Hisao:''' "What are you doing here this late?"\\

'''Hisao:''' "What are you doing here this late?"\\
'''Rin:''' "I... [[CloudCuckooLander I was wondering about that myself too]]. Just now. Some people asked that just before. I assume they were wondering the same. I didn't know. They didn't know either. I asked. That's why I'm wondering. So that was pretty much it. It's a murder mystery without a murder. ... They were going that way."

->'''Grune''': My, I seem to have gotten really strong.\\

'''Grune''': My, I seem to have gotten really strong.
'''Norma''': Well, yeah, you have gotten stronger, but...
'''Grune''': Everyone, you can count on me.
'''Chloe''': For some reason, that's not really that comforting...
'''Grune''': I'm going to give it my all. Charge~!
'''Chloe''': ...Where are you going?

->I ain't got no job. My wife left me. Bills pilin' up. I got child support... And I don't know if any of what I just said is true, but I believe it.

-->-- '''SummerGlau''',{{xkcd}} [[http://xkcd.com/581/ The Race - Part 5]]'''

->'''Homestar Runner''': Hey, you got it! First try! Was it my star (shows off a paper star attached to his usual one) or propeller cap (bends over and shows off a second cap) that gave it away?

->"I've come up with a great idea: Why not combine the services of both a priest and a barber? Beist sounds a little weird, so we'll go with prarber. Think of all the time you could save! Instead of driving to the church, sitting in a booth, and talking to some guy about all the things you've done wrong, you would do that, but you'd also get a haircut. I'm not really sure what kind of degree you would need, or honestly why anyone would want to do this, but it seems to me that it would be a great idea and a wondefull service to people. How many times have you been in confession and had to admit that one of your sins was denying yourself a haircut? ''(voice gets shakey)'' I don't know about you, but its been way too many times for me."
-->-- Ninten, '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpw4b-l5KZc Ninten Speaks: Holy Barbers]]'''

->''That was some quality playing there, courtesy of {{Raocow}} and friends, the friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head...I don't hear them, but they're there.''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU&feature=sub Raocow]]

-->-- '''FrankZappa''', Montana

-->-- '''Ragdoll''', SecretSix

->'''Early''': Wally nuts. (Nods confidently). Blasted the hell out of 'im.
-->-- '''Early Cuyler''', {{Squidbillies}}

-> ''Taquitos! And a clown with no head.''
-->-- '''Gir''', '''InvaderZim'''

-> ''Hey, look at that dust cloud. It's so... poofy.... Poof.''
-->-- '''Ty Lee''', '''AvatarTheLastAirbender'''

-> ''Sun Tzu said that, and I bet he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it! Then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, then he herded them into a boat and beat the crap out of every single one!''
-->-- ''Soldier'' '''TeamFortress2'''

'''Eccles''': [something incoherent]\\

'''Eccles''': [something incoherent]...and I made a hole in the front.\\

-->-- '''SummerGlau''',{{xkcd}} [[http://xkcd.com/581/ nr 581]]'''

-->-- VGCats [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=155 #160, "Start the Reactor"]]