History Quotes / CargoShip

->'''Shizuo:''' Not that I haven’t heard people say "I love you" to me, but I don’t even know if they counted as women or not.

->'''Shizuo:''' No, that’s not what I meant. I mean, they hardly counted as ''humans'' to begin with. More like sharp objects...

-->-- ''TheVentureBrothers''

-->-- '''John Oliver''' (declaring that he is gay for America), ''TheDailyShow''

--> -- '''[[Blog/{{Bronyism}} Nyx Sparkle]]'''

-->-- '''Seto Kaiba''', ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh}}''

-->-- ''MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater''

->'''Captain Kirk:''' ...and then there was [[StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Carol]]. I was on the fast track for command... but the way I felt about her... I was almost ready to give it all up.. .almost.

-->-- ''[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]] The Manga - Shinsei Shinsei - Orphans''

-->-- '''Tuvok''', StarTrekVoyager, "Year of Hell, Part II"

->'''Snake:''' ''You'' should come inside [[CompanionCube the box]]; then you would know what I mean.
->'''Sigint:''' Man, [[{{Squick}} I don't even want to know what you mean!]]

-> '''Captain Kirk''': ...and then there was [[StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Carol]]. I was on the fast track for command... but the way I felt about her... I was almost ready to give it all up.. .almost.
-> '''Xill''': So why are you here? Where is she?
-> '''Captain Kirk''': That's a complicated story. But the memory of her drives me to try harder with the new female in my life... the Enterprise.
-> '''Xill''': Your ship is your girlfriend? Creepy...
--> -- ''[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]] The Manga - Shinsei Shinsei - Orphans''

-> "Good news, everyone! [[JustifiedTrope I've taught the toaster to feel love!]]"
--> -- '''Professor Farnsworth''', {{Futurama}}

-> '''Seto Kaiba''': Nobody comes between me and my Blue-Eyes! And anyone foolish enough to try pays the price!
--> -- Kaiba talking about his love for a playing card in the English dub of ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh}}''.

-> '''Shizuo''': Not that I haven’t heard people say "I love you" to me, but I don’t even know if they counted as women or not.
-> '''Tom''': Hmm? Have you been going to gay bars or transsexual clubs?
-> '''Shizuo''': No, that’s not what I meant. I mean, they hardly counted as ''humans'' to begin with. More like sharp objects...
--> -- '''Tom and Shizuo discuss Shizuo's rather unusual love life,''' ''{{Durarara}}''.

->'''Doctor Mrs. The Monarch''': What the hell is that ''thing'' doing in our bed? Get it out of there!
->'''The Monarch''' (smacks her hand away): Don't you f[[SoundEffectBleep *]]ing touch her!
->'''Doctor Mrs. The Monarch''': Whoa. What's the matter with you?
->'''Monarch''': You're just jealous! That's what's going on here! You - you never supported me and [[SkySurfing Butter-Glider!]] Never!
->'''Doctor Mrs. The Monarch''': Okay, wow. I wrote this off as some kinda midlife crisis kinda thing, but this, this is - they don't even have a name for what this is!
--> -- ''TheVentureBrothers''

->'''Sho Minamimoto''': Why, hello there! This mic is zetta sexy!
--> -- ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou''

--> -- ''TheWorldEndsWithYou''

-> '''Sarah Jane''': Does he still stroke bits of the [[LivingShip TARDIS]]?
-> '''Rose''': Yeah, yeah, he does! I'm like, "Do you two want to be alone?"
--> -- ''Series/DoctorWho'', two companions discuss the Doctor's one true love.

-> ''Look at you. Oh, you sexy thing.''
-->--'''[[Series/DoctorWho The Eleventh Doctor]] to the TARDIS''', not exactly dispelling the above impression.

-> '''The Doctor''': (utterly delighted) She's my TARDIS! And she's also a woman!
-> '''Amy''': Did you wish ''really'' hard?
--> -- ''Series/DoctorWho'' again, when the spirit of the TARDIS is transferred into a human woman.

--> -- ''DoctorWho'', two companions discuss the Doctor's one true love.

-->--'''[[DoctorWho The Eleventh Doctor]] to the TARDIS''', not exactly dispelling the above impression.

--> -- ''DoctorWho'' again, when the spirit of the TARDIS is transferred into a human woman.

->'''Anonymous Girl:''' "I think that Tails Doll is just [[{{Squee}} CUUUTE!]]"
->'''[[Tropers/StongRadd Stong Radd]]:''' [[LampshadeHanging "You do know he's inanimate, right?"]]
->'''Mike:''' "I wouldn't be talking, given that you fell in love with your NintendoDS."
->'''Stong Radd:''' [[RuleOfThree "This from the guy who won a couples skating contest with a]] [[NoodleImplements STUFFED TOY AS HIS PARTNER."]]
-->-- '''A page from Stong Radd's webcomic-to-be'''

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-> "Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!"

->'''Stong Radd:''' [[RuleOfThree "This from the guy who won a couples skating contest with a STUFFED TOY AS HIS PARTNER."]]

->'''[[Tropers/StongRadd StongRadd]]:''' [[LampshadeHanging "You do know he's inanimate, right?"]]

->'''Melissa:''' "I think that Tails Doll is just [[{{Squee}} CUUUTE!]]"

->'''Melissa:''' "I think that Tails Doll is just [[Squee CUUUTE!]]"

-> '''Captain Kirk''': ...And then there was [[StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Carol]]. I was on the fast track for command...but the way I felt about her...I was almost ready to give it all up...almost.

-> '''Captain Kirk''': That's a complicated story. But the memory of her drives me to try harder with the new female in my life...the Enterprise.

->-- ''[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]] The Manga - Shinsei Shinsei - Orphans''

->"Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!"\\
-- '''Professor Farnsworth''', {{Futurama}}

->'''Seto Kaiba''': Nobody comes between me and my Blue-Eyes! And anyone foolish enough to try pays the price!
->- Kaiba talking about his love for a playing card in the English dub of ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh}}''

->'''Sarah Jane:''' Does he still stroke bits of the [[LivingShip TARDIS]]?
->'''Rose:''' Yeah, yeah, he does! I'm like, "Do you two want to be alone?"
->-- ''DoctorWho'', two companions discuss the Doctor's one true love

->'''Shizuo:''' Not that I haven’t heard people say "I love you" to me, but I don’t even know if they counted as women or not.
->'''Tom:''' Hmm? Have you been going to gay bars or transsexual clubs?
->'''Shizuo:''' No, that’s not what I meant. I mean, they hardly counted as ''humans'' to begin with. More like sharp objects...
-->-- '''Tom and Shizuo discuss Shizuo's rather unusual love life,''' ''{{Durarara}}''