Rose: Yes! Yes! I'm like, "Do you two want to be left alone?"
Varric: Hey, I'm a perfect gentleman! In public.
Tom: Hmm? Have you been going to gay bars or transsexual clubs?
Shizuo: No, thatís not what I meant. I mean, they hardly counted as humans to begin with. More like sharp objects...
Kell: Um... did you ever have a formal ceremony?
Aby: (blinks at Kell)
Newspaper: Aby Eyeshine to Wed Her Career.
Sigint: Man, I don't even wanna know what you mean!
I'm having a problem with Debra, my computer. We used to be sweet friends - we would hang out, work, play, you know, just have a warm time.
But as of late I find myself spending more and more time with Debra, and less and less time with Patricia, my wife who is now full of trepidation because of my bond with Debra. It's not as if I don't love Patricia - the wife - any more, but she just doesn't interest me the same way as Debra does. And I can't just boot Patricia out. Any suggestions?
Signed, Teched Out
Get your wife a mouse and maybe you'll feel different about her.
"So was the last girl you set me up with..."
Xill: So why are you here? Where is she?
Captain Kirk: That's a complicated story. But the memory of her drives me to try harder with the new female in my life... the Enterprise.
Xill: Your ship is your girlfriend? Creepy...
The Monarch: (smacks her hand away) Don't you f ***ing touch her!
Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: Whoa. What's the matter with you?
Monarch: You're just jealous! That's what's going on here! You - you never supported me and Butter-Glider! EVER!
Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: Okay, wow. I wrote this off as some kinda midlife crisis kinda thing, but this, this is - they don't even have a name for what this is!