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Captain Kirk: ...and then there was Carol. I was on the fast track for command... but the way I felt about her... I was almost ready to give it all up.. .almost.
Xill: So why are you here? Where is she?
Captain Kirk: That's a complicated story. But the memory of her drives me to try harder with the new female in my life... the Enterprise.
Xill: Your ship is your girlfriend? Creepy...
— Star Trek The Manga - Shinsei Shinsei - Orphans
"Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!"
— Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
"Nobody comes between me and my Blue-Eyes! And anyone foolish enough to try pays the price!"
— Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Shizuo: Not that I haven’t heard people say "I love you" to me, but I don’t even know if they counted as women or not.
Tom: Hmm? Have you been going to gay bars or transsexual clubs?
Shizuo: No, that’s not what I meant. I mean, they hardly counted as humans to begin with. More like sharp objects...
— Tom and Shizuo discuss Shizuo's rather unusual love life, Durarara!!
Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: What the hell is that thing doing in our bed? Get it out of there!
The Monarch: *smacks her hand away* Don't you f ***ing touch her!
Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: Whoa. What's the matter with you?
Monarch: You're just jealous! That's what's going on here! You - you never supported me and Butter-Glider! Never!
Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: Okay, wow. I wrote this off as some kinda midlife crisis kinda thing, but this, this is - they don't even have a name for what this is!
"Why, hello there! This mic is zetta sexy!"
— Sho Minamimoto, The World Ends With You
"The Maria Narcissa is a BOAT."
"So was the last girl you set me up with.."
"All I'm saying, Jon, is that I want to be sodomized by your Constitution."
— John Oliver (declaring that he is gay for America), The Daily Show
"I put my MySpace sexuality status to "not sure" mostly because I just love that that's an option. Who is that for? Who is so confused about their sexuality that they have no idea? Is it some guy who's saying "Dude, I just jerked off to my stove. What was that all about?"
— Nick Swardson
"I have never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects."
— Tuvok, Star Trek: Voyager, "Year of Hell, Part II"
Fenris: The way you fondle your weapon is disturbing.
Varric: Hey, I'm a perfect gentleman! In public.
Snake: You should come inside the box; then you'll know what I mean.
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