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-->--'''Darren [=MacLennon=]''', [[http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14347.phtml review]] of the TabletopGame/{{Wraeththu}} RPG.

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-->--'''Darren [=MacLennon=]''', [[http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14347.phtml review]] of the TabletopGame/{{Wraeththu}} Literature/{{Wraeththu}} RPG.
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-->--'''Website/SFDebris''' reviews ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

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-->--'''Website/SFDebris''' reviews ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->Why does Tsundere-senpai have to suffer so much even though she's such a good person? Is there no god?
-->-- '''Yu Ishigami''' regarding Maki Shijo, ''Manga/KaguyaSamaLoveIsWar''
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->''[[Franchise/FiveNightsAtFreddys And a security guard at a pizza place,]] the monsters came alive when you stayed too late!''

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->''[[Franchise/FiveNightsAtFreddys ->''[[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys And a security guard at a pizza place,]] the monsters came alive when you stayed too late!''
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-->--''[[Literature/TheLaundryFiles The Delirium Brief]]''

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-->--''[[Literature/TheLaundryFiles The Delirium Brief]]''Brief]]''

->You know, as I look at these stone walls, basically I realize that, ever since leaving [[DoomedHometown Lothering]], it's been one long case of me stumbling into chaos. My success is only down to two things: my incredible skill that allows me to survive it, and that sometimes when I trip, [[ThrowTheDogABone I find myself landing facefirst on a gold ingot]].
-->--'''Website/SFDebris''' reviews ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''
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-> ''"Go ahead... laugh. I'm used to it."''
-> '''Batbilig Chinzorig''' [[note]]The card has the person who drew it to make a funny face to the other players to try to make them laugh or else pay the penalty.[[/note]], Quelf

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-> ''"Go ->''"Go ahead... laugh. I'm used to it."''
-> -->-- '''Batbilig Chinzorig''' [[note]]The card has the person who drew it to make a funny face to the other players to try to make them laugh or else pay the penalty.[[/note]], Quelf



-->--'''Website/SFDebris''', on the crew of Moya in ''Series/{{Farscape}}''

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-->--'''Website/SFDebris''', -->-- '''Website/SFDebris''', on the crew of Moya in ''Series/{{Farscape}}''
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-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-york-giants-1630014411 Drew McGary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New York Giants

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-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-york-giants-1630014411 Drew McGary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New York Giants
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-->--'''Dan''' after he and Chris get taken by a UFO, ''WesternAnimation/DanVs''.

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-->--'''Dan''' after he and Chris get taken by a UFO, ''WesternAnimation/DanVs''.
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-->-- '''Yosuke''', after Operation: Up Close and Personal ends in a wrecked scooter, ''VideoGame/Persona4 Golden''

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-->-- '''Yosuke''', after Operation: Up Close and Personal ends in a wrecked scooter, ''VideoGame/Persona4 Golden''Golden''

->To say [[FailureHero our heroes]] are cursed would be underselling it. At least curses usually have a chance of being ''lifted'' in some way.
-->--'''Website/SFDebris''', on the crew of Moya in ''Series/{{Farscape}}''

->So let me sum up the ways in which my life sucks right now: I've had a bunch of [[HumanoidAbomination extra responsibilities]] [[SuperEmpowering dumped on me]] for no extra pay, I've had to move out of my home because [[ItMakesSenseInContext my wife's violin tried to murder me]], morale is in the shitter because of [[BrokenMasquerade the disaster in Leeds]], and for the piece de resistance, they made me wear a suit and [[PromotedToScapegoat sent me to be grilled live on TV]], because we don't have the budget to hire a public relations fixer!
->Yeah, it all sucks, but I suppose it could be worse. At least ''this'' time [[CallBack my line manager isn't trying to sacrifice me to an elder god]]. But it's still only May, so I suppose there's time for that to change...
-->--''[[Literature/TheLaundryFiles The Delirium Brief]]''
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-> '''Batbilig Chinzorig''' [[note]]The card has the person who drew it to make a funny face to the other players to try to make them laugh or else pay the penalty.[[/note]], Quelf

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-> '''Batbilig Chinzorig''' [[note]]The card has the person who drew it to make a funny face to the other players to try to make them laugh or else pay the penalty.[[/note]], QuelfQuelf

->''"Am I cursed...? Did I insult a gypsy or something...?"''
-->-- '''Yosuke''', after Operation: Up Close and Personal ends in a wrecked scooter, ''VideoGame/Persona4 Golden''
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-->--Charles Schulz

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-->--Charles Schulz
-->-- '''Charles Schulz'''



-->--From the chorus to "Charlie Brown", by '''The Coasters''' (and no, the song is not about ''[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} that]]'' Charlie Brown)

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-->--From -->-- From the chorus to "Charlie Brown", by '''The Coasters''' (and no, the song is not about ''[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} that]]'' Charlie Brown)
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-->--''Series/{{Blackadder}} the Third''

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-->--''Series/{{Blackadder}} the Third''Third''

-> ''"Go ahead... laugh. I'm used to it."''
-> '''Batbilig Chinzorig''' [[note]]The card has the person who drew it to make a funny face to the other players to try to make them laugh or else pay the penalty.[[/note]], Quelf
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'''Baldrick:''' Oh, sir! Poor little Mildred the cat, what's he ever done to you?\\\

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'''Baldrick:''' Oh, sir! Poor little Mildred the cat, what's he ever done to you?\\\you?\\
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-->--'''Dexter''', ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory''

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-->--'''Dexter''', ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory''''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory''

->''Blackadder picks up the cat and kicks it into the air''\\
'''Baldrick:''' Oh, sir! Poor little Mildred the cat, what's he ever done to you?\\\
'''Blackadder:''' It is the way of the world, Baldrick. The abused always kick downwards. I am annoyed, and so I kick the cat, the cat [loud squeak] pounces on the mouse, and finally, the mouse--\\
'''Baldrick:''' Argh!\\
'''Blackadder:''' --bites you on the behind.\\
'''Baldrick:''' And what do I do?\\
'''Blackadder:''' Nothing. You are last in God's great chain. Unless there's an earwig around here you'd like to victimize.
-->--''Series/{{Blackadder}} the Third''
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-->-- '''C-3PO''', ''Film/StarWars''

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-->-- '''C-3PO''', ''Film/StarWars''
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-->--'''Zorne Sepperin''', ''{{Rosenkreuzstilette}}''

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-->--'''Zorne Sepperin''', ''{{Rosenkreuzstilette}}''
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->''"Surely I am the fool of fools on the par of no other! I am no better than that [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner stupid coyote]] or that [[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck crazy duck]]! Look at me! Look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations. And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated, and alone."''

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->''"Surely I am the fool of fools on the par of no other! I am no better than that [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner stupid coyote]] or that [[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck crazy duck]]! Look at me! Look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations. indignations! And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated, and alone."''
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-->--'''Dexter''', ''WesternAnimation/Dexter's Laboratory''

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-->--'''Dexter''', ''WesternAnimation/Dexter's Laboratory''''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory''
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''Surely I am the fool of fools on the par of no other. I am no better than that stupid coyote or that crazy duck. Look at me! Look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations. And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated, and alone.”
-->--'''Dexter''',

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''Surely ->''"Surely I am the fool of fools on the par of no other. other! I am no better than that [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner stupid coyote coyote]] or that [[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck crazy duck. duck]]! Look at me! Look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations. And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated, and alone.
-->--'''Dexter''',
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-->--'''Dexter''', ''WesternAnimation/Dexter's Laboratory''
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'''Dexter:'''Surely I am the fool of fools on the par of no other. I am no better than that stupid coyote or that crazy duck. Look at me! Look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations. And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated, and alone.”
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'''Dexter:'''Surely ''Surely I am the fool of fools on the par of no other. I am no better than that stupid coyote or that crazy duck. Look at me! Look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations. And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated, and alone.”
------>--'''Dexter''',
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'''Dexter:'''Surely I am the fool of fools on the par of no other. I am no better than that stupid coyote or that crazy duck. Look at me! Look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations. And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated, and alone.”
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-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInTheEightGrade''

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-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInTheEightGrade''
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->'''Jeff:''' Shirley, don't sue a stripper.\\
'''Shirley:''' Why not?\\
'''Jeff:''' Because she's a stripper. ''Life'' sued her and she lost.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}''
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-->--Sammy (Creator/AllenCovert) from Creator/AdamSandler's ''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E2Respect Respect]]''

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-->--Sammy (Creator/AllenCovert) (Allen Covert) from Creator/AdamSandler's ''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E2Respect Respect]]''
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->''"No one ever listens to what I'm saying!"''
-->--Sammy (Creator/AllenCovert) from Creator/AdamSandler's ''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E2Respect Respect]]''
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->This planet hates me.
-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInTheEightGrade''
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-> ''I've been blindsided by my son, reamed by the IRS, rejected by my lover, betrayed by my friend, molested by a truck driver, cast out by my mother, and rained on by God. And this isn't even the worst day of my life.''
-->'''Alan Harper''', ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''
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-->--'''Dan''' after he and Chris get taken by a UFO, ''DanVs''.

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-->--'''Dan''' after he and Chris get taken by a UFO, ''DanVs''.
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-> ''If I had a dime for every time I got my ass kicked, I might not be in crippling debt!''
-->'''Krillin''', ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''
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->''"[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]] must be the one who suffers, because he’s a caricature of the [[TheEveryman average person]]. Most of us are much more acquainted with losing than winning. Winning is great, but it [[RuleOfFunny isn’t funny]]."''
-->--Charles Schulz
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-->--'''Jerry''', CodeMonkeys

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-->--'''Jerry''', CodeMonkeys
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->''Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? No-one but Donald Duck!''
-->-- The end of the post-1947 ''WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck'' theme.

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