History Quotes / BullyingADragon

->'''Doctor Doom:''' ''"Here on my own sovereign territory I cannot be touched! I am supreme! You would not dare violate international law!"''\\
'''Superman:''' ''"Keep on believing that, Doom! Keep on trusting an imaginary line to protect you from me..."''
-->-- "ComicBook/SupermanAndSpiderMan"

And that is called fleeing the balrog,\\

And the party that plays it is lost!"''

'''Scar:''' "Colonel Mustang?" ...So this is the [[RedBaron The Flame Alchemist.]] Volunteering yourself to receive judgement... this is ''truly'' an auspicious day!\\

'''Josuke:''' What the hell...did you say?! HUH?! [[SchmuckBait I dare you to insult my hair again!]]\\

-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''ComicBook/WhoTookTheSuperOutOfSuperman''

->''There are some flaws in this movie.... Not to mention so very stupid lapses in the scriptwriting. Take for example a scene where Kara lands on Earth and [[HillbillyHorrors two white crackers immediately try to rape her.]] She is dressed in her Supergirl outfit and is clearly using her powers. The white crackers simply dismiss this though and say "Heh, [[YouGotSpunk this girl has fight in her hyuck hyuck]]." I'll say! She's Supergirl! You are trying to rape Supergirl. Are your inbred synapses so slow to fire you can't figure that out, you brain-dead hillbillies!?''

->''{{Let me get this straight}}. You think that [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob your client]], [[FictionFiveHundred one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world]], is secretly [[Franchise/{{Batman}} a vigilante]] who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to ''{{blackmail}}'' [[BlackmailBackfire this person]]? [[WhatWereYouThinking Good luck]].''

->''You stabbed [[Film/JohnWick the Devil]] in the back. You incinerated the priests' temple... Now he's free of [[BloodOath the Marker]]... [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge What do you think he'll do?]]''

->'''Dang''': ''WAIT A SECOND!'' What kind of equipment do they have?\\
'''Steele''': Studded leather armor, shortswords, and bows.\\
'''Dang''': And they are willing to attack what must appear to them to be a group of flying, flaming weaponmasters?\\
'''Jill''': They're bandits, not brain surgeons!

->'''Franchise/{{Superman}}''': [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce]] was only playing with [Connor]. He always did that to me when we were kids. Tying explosives to my cape... always reminding me that I'm not human... sticking [[KryptoniteFactor Kryptonite]] in my locker after painting it with lead... calling me a naive FarmBoy who had his head under too many cows' behinds to know any better... He's such a kidder.\\
'''ComicBook/LoisLane''': Clark, you're in denial.\\
'''Superman''': It keeps me from killing him, Lois.

->'''Schlock''': Right now, I've got just two rules to live by. Rule One: don't taunt elephants.
->'''Nick''': Bring it on, Pinnochio!!
->'''Assorted civilians''': Auughhh! Run for your lives! Aiiiieeee! Oh God, the humanity!!
->''TTTRAMPLE'''
->'''Schlock''': Rule Two: don't stand next to anyone who taunts elephants.
-->--'''WebComic/SchlockMercenary''', ''[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-12-22 here]]''

->'''Nick:''' Are you pickin' a fight wif' me?\\

-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-04-05 2003-04-05]]

'''ComicBook/{{Darkseid}}:''' You dare! YOU '''''DARE!?''''' (''Throws Batman into a column'') I could destroy you with a single blast of my Omega Beams.\\

'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony:]]''' The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves; sort of like a team. "Earth's Mightiest Heroes"-type thing.\\

->'''Dick''': Excuse me Madame, I don't think you've noticed what I've got 'ere. [Dick points his gun at her]
->'''Madame Desiree''': Hmm, that doesn't scare me. I've seen bigger ones in my time.

->'''Balthazar''': I will not lead my people to their deaths in a battle that cannot be won.\\
'''Takmet''': (''walking forward with a goblet in hand'') And what people would that be, Balthazar? You are the ruler of nothing... but a pile of rocks and sand.\\

'''Balthazar''': If I'm no king... why are you on your knees before me?

->''Oh, please sue [[WizardingSchool the University.]] [[BewitchedAmphibians We've got a pond full of people]] who tried to sue the University.

->'''Madame Kovarian''': So, what have you heard?\\
'''Dorium Maldovar''': That you pricked the side of a mighty beast, Madame Kovarian, and entirely failed to run.

-->-- '''Roy''' to [[spoiler: '''Envy''' who admits and boasts they killed Maes Hughes [[DidntThinkThisThrough who also forgot that]] [[TheDreaded Roy]] killed Lust]], ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist''

->[[RageBreakingPoint That's enough!]] You [[spoiler:(Envy)]] were [[IdiotBall stupid enough to confess]] [[spoiler:(admitting that they killed Maes Hughes)]] and [[TooDumbToLive even more stupid to boast]]! Everything you said is fuel on your funeral pyre! So then, I think [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown I'll begin]] (sports a frightening DeathGlare) '''BY BURNING OUT YOUR TONGUE!'''
-->-- '''Roy''', ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist''

'''Supergirl:''' (blasting their rayguns out of their hands) "Shut up, you contemptible cowards-- You think I can't '''dispose''' of '''garbage''' like you?"

->'''Darkseid:''' ''"The attempt to make a gift of Superman's head failed. Why?"''\\
'''Maelstrom:''' ''"There was another Kryptonian, a female. When I was about to kill her, he attacked. Such is his cowardice."''\\
'''Darkseid:''' ''"[[VillainRespect Cowardice? Superman is no coward.]] You are a fool to believe yourself a match for either Superman or Supergirl."''\\
'''Maelstrom:''' ''"Their combined might was too much for me, but I know in my heart I can kill him."''

->'''ComicBook/LexLuthor:''' ''"See? I conned your friends out of a million bucks! And you're stilll a candidate for a coffin!"''\\
'''Superman:''' (thinking) ''"I could pierce this protective suit...touch Luthor...and he'd get the virus! But-- I can't break my code against murder!"''

That their fighter is [[BalefulPolymorph not quite himself.]]\\

-->-- ''Machinima/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''

-->-- ''ComicBook/IncredibleHulk''

'''Tony:''' Yeah. [[VitriolicBestBuds Takes us a while to get any traction]], [[VillainHasAPoint I'll give you that one]]. But… let's do a headcount here: [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor your brother, the demi-god]]; [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica the super-soldier, a living legend who kinda lives up to the legend]]; [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk a man with]] ''[[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk breathtaking]]'' [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk anger management issues]]; [[ComicBook/BlackWidow couple of]] [[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} master assassins]] — and ''you'', big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.\\

->''There are some flaws in this movie.... Not to mention so very stupid lapses in the scriptwriting. Take for example a scene where Kara lands on Earth and [[HillbillyHorrors two white crackers immediately try to rape her.]] She is dressed in her Supergirl outfit and is clearly using her powers. The white crackers simply dismiss this though and say "Heh, [[YouGotSpunk this girl has fight in her hyuck hyuck]]." I'll say! She's Supergirl! You are trying to rape Supergirl. Are your inbred synapses so slow to fire you can’t figure that out, you brain-dead hillbillies!?''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/10/supergirl-1984-jeannot-szwarc/ on]] ''{{Film/Supergirl}}''

->''Oh, please sue [[WizardingSchool the University.]] [[BewitchedAmphibians We've got a pond full on people]] who tried to sue the University.

->''You have strucked Hercules.''

-->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician's Land]]''

-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara Danvers]]''', ''Series/{{Supergirl|2015}}''

->'''Worf:''' Captain… they're now locking ''lasers'' on us.
->'''Riker:''' Lasers?
->'''Worf:''' Yes, sir.
->'''Picard:''' Lasers [[NoSell can't even penetrate]] [[HigherTechSpecies our]] [[ReinforceField navigation shields]], don't they know that?
->'''Riker:''' Regulations do call for yellow alert.
->'''Picard:''' Hmm... very old regulation. Well, make it so, number one. And reduce speed. Drop main shields as well.
->'''Riker:''' May I ask why, sir?
->'''Picard:''' [[DefensiveFeintTrap In case we decide to]] [[ISurrenderSuckers surrender to them]], number one.

->'''Cortana:''' You understand the consequence of defiance?\\