History Quotes / BigLippedAlligatorMoment

->''Once, in the airport in Miami, we were stopped by a plump middle-aged man who had known [[Creator/TennesseeWilliams Tennessee]] whom he called Tom from the old days in St. Louis. The man seemed perfectly ordinary. He talked to Tennessee about friends they had in common. Then I noticed that the man was carrying a large string bag containing two roast turkeys and a half dozen loaves of bread. "What," I asked, "is that?" The man gave us a knowing wink. "Well, I got me two roast turkeys in here. And also these loaves of bread because ''[[BreathlessNonSequitur you know about the food here in Miami]].''" Then he was gone. It would seem that the true artist need never search for a subject; the subject always knows how to find him.''

->''Instead of being funny, this movie is just weird. Why the hell is Hudson being followed by a pair of twins that look like Rick Astley? Why is Sandra Bernhard singing “I’ve got the Power” in the middle of a meeting of the bad guys? Why the fuck is David Caruso in a dress...[[ActuallyPrettyFunny okay that got a chuckle]] but it still makes no sense. Although [[CSIMiami Frank]], Caruso in a dress *puts glasses on* is more erotic than his work in ''Jade. '''YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!'''

->''Instead of being funny, this movie is just weird. Why the hell is Hudson being followed by a pair of twins that look like Rick Astley? Why is Sandra Bernhard singing “I’ve got the Power” in the middle of a meeting of the bad guys? Why the fuck is David Caruso in a dress...[[ActuallyPrettyFunny okay that got a chuckle]] but it still makes no sense. Although [[CSIMiami Frank]], Caruso in a dress *puts glasses on* is more erotic than his work in ''Jade. '''YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!''' '

->''Once, in the airport in Miami, we were stopped by a plump middle-aged man who had known Tennessee whom he called Tom from the old days in St. Louis. The man seemed perfectly ordinary. He talked to Tennessee about friends they had in common. Then I noticed that the man was carrying a large string bag containing two roast turkeys and a half dozen loaves of bread. "What," I asked, "is that?" The man gave us a knowing wink. "Well, I got me two roast turkeys in here. And also these loaves of bread because ''[[BreathlessNonSequitur you know about the food here in Miami]].''" Then he was gone. It would seem that the true artist need never search for a subject; the subject always knows how to find him.''

->''"dis chsptr might b a bit weord i cudnt tink of muc so it dusnt ha much 2 d wot skura mdra sasuke da coincil nd utff!"''
-->-- [[WordOfGod Author's note]], FanFic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons

->''"I don't understand what the last five minutes did...I feel like this must be what it's like to have a seizure!"''

-->-- ''PickUpThePhoneBoothAndAisle''

->''"Good of you to notice that I was getting bored, ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'', but this was like splicing a [[BusbyBerkeleyNumber song and dance routine]] into the middle of '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac_(film) Zodiac]]'''."''

-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}}''', ''{{Retsupurae}}'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mo0ShZVkkA Space Adventures!]]

-->--''PickUpThePhoneBoothAndAisle''

-->--'''LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}}''', ''{{Retsupurae}}'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mo0ShZVkkA Space Adventures!]]

->''" I don't understand what the last five minutes did...I feel like this must be what it's like to have a seizure!"''

->''dis chsptr might b a bit weord i cudnt tink of muc so it dusnt ha much 2 d wot skura mdra sasuke da coincil nd utff!''

->''Good of you to notice that I was getting bored, ''HeavyRain'', but this was like splicing a [[BusbyBerkeleyNumber song and dance routine]] into the middle of'' '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac_(film) Zodiac]].'''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]'s''' review of ''HeavyRain'', on an odd [[AllJustADream dream sequence]] / fight scene

->'''{{slowbeef}}:''' I don't understand what the last five minutes did...I feel like this must be what it's like to have a seizure!
-->--''{{Retsupurae}}'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mo0ShZVkkA Space Adventures!]]

->''dis chsptr [[UnderStatement might b a bit]] weord i cudnt tink of muc so it dusnt ha much 2 d wot skura mdra sasuke da coincil nd utff!''

-->-- '''[[WebOriginal/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]'s''' review of ''HeavyRain'', on an odd [[AllJustADream dream sequence]] / fight scene

-->-- [[WordOfGod Author's note]], NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons

-->-- '''[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]'s''' review of ''HeavyRain'', on an odd [[AllJustADream dream sequence]] / fight scene

->'''slowbeef:''' I don't understand what the last five minutes did...I feel like this must be what it's like to have a seizure!

->''I have no idea what just happened.''
-->-- '''Candace Flynn''' after going through one of these, ''PhineasAndFerb: Summer Belongs to You!''

->''Good of you to notice that I was getting bored, ''HeavyRain'', but this was like splicing a [[BusbyBerkeleyNumber song and dance routine]] into the middle of'' '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac_(film) Zodiac]].'''
-->-- '''[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]'s''' review of ''HeavyRain'', on an odd [[AllJustADream dream sequence]] / fight scene

"YARR ME MATEY! WE SET SAIL FOR THE MISSING CAPS LOCK KEY!"\\

'''** I CAN'T DO ANYTHING MORE, I'M DEAD!** '''

'''** I CAN'T DO ANYTHING MORE, I'M DEAD!** '''\\
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-->--PickUpThePhoneBoothAndAisle