EVERYTHING SPINS AROUND AND SUDDENLY I'M ELSEWHERE...
I'M ON A PIRATE SHIP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!
A PIRATE IS HERE! HE SAYS:
"YARR ME MATEY! WE SET SAIL FOR THE MISSING CAPS LOCK KEY!"
THE PIRATE RUNS ME THROUGH FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER!
**I CAN'T DO ANYTHING MORE, I'M DEAD!**
"Good of you to notice that I was getting bored, Heavy Rain, but this was like splicing a song and dance routine into the middle of Zodiac."
"I don't understand what the last five minutes did... I feel like this must be what it's like to have a seizure!"