History Quotes / BerserkButton

->'''Sasha:''' They're just slimy little frogs, Anne! They don't matter!\\
'''Anne:''' They're not just frogs. ''THEY'RE MY '''FRIENDS!'''''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}''

->''''''''GYPSY CRUSHES JOEL!!!!'''''
-->-- '''Gypsy''' tackling Joel for [[PoorPredictableRock taking advantage of Tom and Crow]] in rock-paper-scissors., ''Series/{{MysteryScienceTheater3000}}'', "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E15TheBeatniks The Beatniks]]"

->''' '''''GYPSY CRUSHES JOEL!!!!'''''

->''' '''GYPSY CRUSHES JOEL!!!'''"''
-->-- '''Gypsy''' tackling Joel for tacking advantage of Tom and Crow in rock-paper-scissors., ''Series/{{MysteryScienceTheater3000}}'', "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E15TheBeatniks The Beatniks]]"

->'''Guard interrupting an argument between Vernon Schillinger and Tobias Beecher:''' Alright, Schillin-jer--\\
'''Schillinger:''' ''SCHILLING-ER!'' GODDAMN IT! ''SCHILLING''-ER! BEEN HERE NINE FUCKIN' YEARS, YOU'D THINK YOU'D LEARN HOW TO SAY MY GODDAMN NAME!
-->-- ''Series/{{Oz}}''

->''"Compare me to ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' again and so help me, I will ''kill'' you where you stand!"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

-->-- '''[[AwesomeMcCoolName Professor Robert Conquest]]'''

-->-- '''Duncan''', ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Action'', "Riot on Set"

'''Keeper Yennen:''' Thanks to the [[ArcVillain Briarwoods]], all of our resources are dwindling...''including ale.''\\
'''Grog:''' [[TheAlcoholic I WILL FUCKING MURDER]] '''''[[SeriousBusiness EVERYONE!]]'''''

->''"I do not believe this! I wasted all this time in a class without grades? Aohhhhh! If only there were some other kind of outlet for me to express these feelings to my like-minded peer group! ...Pardon me! I want to try something!"''
-->-- '''Baljeet''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' "The Baljeatles"

-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'' "The Big Long VideoGame/Persona4 Comic"

->''"'''I do not believe this! I wasted all this time in a class without grades? Aohhhhh! If only there were some other kind of outlet for me to express these feelings to my like-minded peer group! ...Pardon me! I want to try something!'''"''

->DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!

->''"Half-breed or full-breed, to me it don't matter. But when you insult my mother, that's when I get angry!"''

->[[NobodyTouchesTheHair AHHH! Not my hair!]] My flowing hair is my trademark! Now I'm REALLY mad!! YOU'VE MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE, SEVIPER!!!

->THE NAME IS BUTCH!!!
-->-- '''Bob''' whenever [[AccidentalMisnaming someone gets his name wrong]] ([[RunningGag which happens often]]), ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries''

->(''Eggman has destroyed Amy's good-luck bracelet'')\\
'''Amy''': RAAAGH! Now you're gonna PAY!\\
'''Sonic''': Oh!\\
'''Eggman''': Huh?!\\
'''Amy''': Don't mess with me! (''starts repeatedly pounding Serpenter into submission'')\\
'''Sonic''': ...Whoa.\\
'''Eggman''': Oh my...!\\
'''Amy''': (''still pounding on Serpenter'')\\
'''Eggman''': Oh no. Perhaps it's time for me to go!
-->-- ''Anime/SonicX'' [[BeachEpisode Episode 9]]

->[[UnstoppableRage Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting!]]
-->-- '''Death The Kid''', [[SuperOCD while shooting a mummy that's asymmetrical]], ''Manga/SoulEater''

->''"You think I'm Vicious? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT VICIOUS IS!"''
-->-- '''Spike Spiegel''' after being mistaken for his archnemesis, ''Anime/CowboyBebop''

-> ''"Talk shit about my hair and you'll see a different side of me. A side that'll make you feel pain like never before. So what was that about my hair looking like a motley toupee!? (...) I KNOW WHAT I HEARD DAMMIT!''"
-->-- '''Josuke Higashikata''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable''

-> '''Lind L. Tailor''': Kira, I've got a pretty good idea what your motivation might be and I can guess what you hope to achieve. However, what you're doing right now is evil.\\
'''Light Yagami''': You think...I'm evil?...I am justice! I protect the innocent and those who fear evil! I'm the one who will become the god of a new world that everyone desires! All those who oppose that god... [[PsychologicalProjection they are the ones who are truly evil!]]
-->-- ''Manga/DeathNote''

-> "YOU WANNA KNOW IF I HAVE A PROBLEM?! YOU TOOK THE ABSOLUTE HEIGHT OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT, THE VERY ESSENCE OF THE MALE SOUL, AND YOU STOMPED IT INTO THE DIRT, SMACKED IT AROUND AND SMASHED IT! I'LL FOLLOW YOU BASTARDS THROUGH THE FIERY PITS OF HELL AND KILL YOU A MILLION TIMES OVER!!!"
-->--'''Kamina''', upon being denied {{fanservice}}, ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann, episode 6 (uncut)''

->"I see you wasting food like that again, I will kill you."
-->-- '''Kyoko Sakura ''', ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''

-> '''Foreigner''': Thank you.\\
'''Suzu''': Yeah.\\
'''Foreigner''': Little girl.\\
'''Suzu''': '''GAH!!''' (Foreigner leaving peacefully) '''F*CK YOU!! MOTHERF*CKER!! F*** ***!!!'''
-->--''Manga/SeitokaiYakuindomo''

->'''Revy''': ANY IDIOT WHO SHOWS UP AND STARTS SHOOTING AT US...!\\
'''Eda''': ...HAD BETTER DAMN WELL BE PREPARED TO GO TO WAR!
-->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon'', when a group of gangsters damage Eda's church's door and breaks Revy's shot glass

->"Nothing ticks me off more than someone trying to steal my food."
-->--'''Ash Ketchum''' numerous times throught the series, ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries''

->''"There is a topic—serving almost like a trigger—which, when brought to discussion, makes Shiki mad but unable to retort back properly."''
-->-- ''LightNovel/TheGardenOfSinners'', Chapter 3

-->--''ComicBook/FallOfCthulhu: The Gathering''

->'''Le-Roy The Bartender:''' [[PronouncingMyNameForYou It's Le-Roy, by the way... not "Leroy."]]
->'''Wormwood:''' Ahem... so [[MaliciousMisnaming Leroy]]... as I was saying, you've become PatientZero. The Spore Father. With the urge to spread your seed more and more as your body's slowly consumed from-
->'''Le-Roy The Bartender:''' I told you, it's Le-Roy, not "Leroy!"
->[''BeatPanel'']
->'''Wormwood:''' Oh... That's nice... You know, [[RedRightHand a tell-tale sign]] something is wrong with you might be those tentacles coming out of your back there. Might want to do something about that, Leroy.
->'''Le-Roy The Bartender:''' [[RageBreakingPoint I told you, it's Le-Roy, Le-Roy, damn you]]! '''[[MadnessMantra Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy]]!!!''' ''' ''[[OneWingedAngel LEEEEEE-ROOOOOOYYYY]]...'' '''
-->--''ComicBook/WormwoodGentlemanCorpse''

[[folder:Fan Works]]

'''Scott:''' (mockingly) Both Twinkies and biochemistry? The godless heretic should be chased from the earth.\\
'''Hank:''' See. Scott agrees with me. I did not overreact.

->"Fitting, indeed," said the assistant. "To have taken the ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} clone from her imprisonment, Boom Tubed her to a point one year in her future, kept her comatose until her child's delivery, then sent her back to confront the Supergirl... a stroke of genius."\\
The assistant grinned. "Why, you might even say, Dread Lord, that the Satan Girl was Supergirl's dark--"\\
[[ComicBook/{{Darkseid}} The master]] whirled and swiftly pierced the other's gut with the spear he was holding. The Spear of Destiny.\\
Desaad clutched at the shaft transfixing his midsection in agony. His master shot forth beams from his eyes which reduced him to his primal atoms. Later, he would reassemble them, and trust that Desaad would learn by that not to make jokes using his name.
-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

->'''Téa''': Listen, you creepy old man... penguin... thing, I'm not going to duel you and that's final!\\
'''Crump''': [[ThePowerOfFriendship Friendship]] suuuuucks.\\
'''Téa''': Oh, it is on in a manner similar to that of Franchise/DonkeyKong!
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->'''Weevil''': Master Dartz was kind enough to give me the card containing Yugi's soul. I'd thought you'd appreciate being reunited with him before I destroy you!\\
'''Yami''': The only reunion that's about to happen is my size ten with your buttocks!\\
'''Téa''': Pharaoh, don't antagonize him!\\
'''Yami''': Come on, Téa; it's ''[[JokeCharacter Weevil!]]'' What's the worst he could--\\
''(Weevil rips up the card)''\\
'''Yami''': [[TranquilFury Okay, yeah.]] [[LetsGetDangerous That's the worst he could do.]]\\
'''Weevil''': Hahahahaha! Don't worry, Pharaoh; it was just a prank! I don't know where Yugi's soul really is! But I know where ''yours'' is going to be once Poison Butterfly drains the last of your Life Points!\\
'''Yami''': You know, it really ''is'' a shame. If Yugi ''were'' here, he might have been able to prevent me.\\
'''Weevil''': Prevent you from what?\\
'''Yami''': ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner From doing this!]]'' I activate [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill Berserker Soul]]! Now, I must keep drawing cards! And for every monster card I draw, Breaker attacks! [[SarcasmMode But what are the odds that I'll draw a monster card?]]\\
'''Weevil''': [[OhCrap Heheh]], [[ThisIsGonnaSuck this sucks...]]\\
'''Yami''': [[GratuitousJapanese DURO! MONSUTA KAADO!]] (''proceeds to go to town on Weevil'')
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->'''Medamatcha''': Oh, I don't give a ''sh*t'' what Christmas is, now! I just know I'm going to kill it, and then my little Matchas are going to ''[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rape it!]]''\\
'''Goku''': ''Nobody'' [[{{Malaproper}} rakes]] Christmas.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Vegeta''': And I wish you'd understand who you're talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool's help?\\
'''Trunks''': Because you're not as strong as-\\
''[Vegeta slugs him in the stomach and flies off]''\\
'''Krillin''': You pushed the [[TheRival Goku]] Button. You shouldn't-a did that.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Cell:''' Listen, Vegeta, I'm in the middle of something more important than whatever... ''this'' is. So if you just want to run along and bring back someone substantial, say, I dunno, ''Goku'' -- ''[Vegeta's cocky smirk vanishes]'' That'd be great.\\
'''Vegeta:''' ''[takes a deep breath, then begins powering up]''\\
'''Cell:''' Oh, what's wrong, prince? Did I touch a nerve?\\
'''Trunks:''' You pressed the Goku button.\\
'''Cell:''' Excuse me, but wha- ''[Vegeta buries his fist into Cell's gut]''\\
'''Vegeta:''' Ya shouldn't-a did that.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Cooler''': [[ThisCannotBe How?! It literally doesn't make any]] ''[[ThisCannotBe sense]]''! It took everything you had to defeat a single [[MesACrowd "me"]], [[OverclockingAttack yet you have enough power to overload the]] ''[[PlanetEater Big Gete Star]]''?! [[VillainousBreakdown HOW?! How did you do this?!]]\\
'''Goku:''': It looks like... you underestimated our power... just like-\\
'''Cooler''': Don't you dare-\\
'''Goku''': -[[BaitAndSwitchComment you did on Earth]].\\
'''Cooler''': [[HopeSpot Oh. Fair enou-]]\\
'''Vegeta''': And just like [[SiblingRivalry Frieza]].\\
'''Cooler''': ([[{{Angrish}} Completely loses his shit]], summons a gigantic robot body and starts choking Goku) '''Did Frieza ever do THIS?!'''\\
'''Goku''': [[LampshadeHanging Beginning to feel like you have something against your brother.]]
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge: The Reckoning]]''

->“Visser Seventeen!”\\
I froze when the sharp voice spoke behind me. Had someone ''seriously'' just...?\\
Very, very slowly, I pivoted on the spot to look at the young woman behind me. She was about my age, with thick blond hair that had been arranged artfully so that it almost entirely hid the burn scars across the right side of her face.\\
“I’m sorry,” I said through my teeth. “[[PosthumousCharacter Essa four-one-two]] is not available right now. You’ll have to leave a message and I’m sure he’ll get back to you when he can.”\\
The young woman’s expression hardened into defensive lines. “It’s not like I know your name. What was I supposed to call you?”\\
“‘Hey, you,’ would work just as well,” I said coldly. “Better, in fact.”
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: Ghost in the Shell''

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
->'''Bartholomew:''' ''(singing)'' To Ratigan, the world's greatest rat! (Hic!)\\
''(Ratigan [[SpitTake spews his drink]] while the other thugs gasp.)''\\

'''Ratigan:''' '''''I AM NOT A RAT!!!'''''\\

'''Ratigan:''' Silence!\\
''(Ratigan throws Bartholomew out.)''\\
'''Ratigan:''' Oh, my dear Bartholomew, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me...

->Beaver? Did you say... did YOU SAY... ''BEAVER?!''
-->-- '''The Cactus King''', ''Animation/TheElmChantedForest''

'''Scar:''' You know the law: [[{{Unperson}} never mention that name in my presence]]. I am the king!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''

'''Banzai:''' I said Mu... [Shenzi elbows him] I said, uh... que pasa?\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''

->'''Banzai''': Hey, who's the pig?
->'''Pumbaa''': Are you talking to me?
->'''Timon''': Uh oh, they called him a pig.
->'''Pumbaa''': Are you talking to ''me''?
->'''Timon''': You shouldn't have done that.
->'''Pumbaa''': ''[[RuleOfThree Are you talking to]]'' '''''[[LargeHam me!?]]'''''
->'''Timon''': Now they're in for it!
->'''Pumbaa''': ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! ARRRGGHHHHH!!]]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''

->'''Scar''': I'm the king, I can do whatever I want!\\
'''Sarabi''': If you were ''half'' the king Mufasa was, you'd never--!\\
'''Scar''': *strikes her* I'm ''ten'' times the king Mufasa was!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''

->'''Kristoff:''' Yes! Now back up... while I deal with this crook here. [''Oaken stands up'']\\
'''Oaken:''' What did you call me?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}''

[...]\\
'''[[PintSizedPowerhouse Cilindric]]:''' [[FunetikAksent So, ze fat gentleman first, ja?]]\\

->Don't you dare laugh at me!
-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''

->'''Phil Willie:''' Maybe they just didn't like your singin'.\\
'''Alameda Slim:''' My ''singin'?'' Songbirds ''sing.'' Saloon gals ''sing.'' Little bitty snot-nosed children ''sing!'' I ''[[InsistentTerminology YODEL]]!'' AND YODELIN' '''''IS AN ART!'''''\\
'''Bill Willie:''' [[TooDumbToLive Well, maybe they just didn't like your yodelin'!]]\\
''(Slim starts swinging at his nephews with a branding iron)''\\
'''Gil Willie:''' He didn't mean it, Uncle Slim. [[HopeSpot Everybody likes yodelin'.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why, it's one o' the funniest, cornball, goofy, silly sounds in the whole west!]]\\
''(Gil gets the same treatment)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HomeOnTheRange''

->'''Scorpion:''' What are you, some kind of silly cartoon?\\
'''ComicBook/SpiderHam:''' [[BewareTheSillyOnes You got a problem with cartoons?]]\\
''(cue CurbStompBattle)''\\
'''Spider-Ham:''' Aww, did ''that'' feel like a cartoon?!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse''

->'''Admiral:''' Great news, Your Majesty! The French are defeated at last. Also, the Russians, the Portuguese, the Chinese, and the Welsh.\\
'''Victoria:''' Then our navy rules the ocean.\\
'''Admiral:''' Almost entirely, Your Majesty.\\
'''Victoria:''' "Almost"?\\
'''Admiral:''' Unfortunately, just here, we're still having a little trouble with... [gulps his throat] ...P-p-pirates.\\
'''Victoria:''' What does it say on my royal crest, Admiral?\\
'''Admiral:''' "I hate pirates," ma'am.\\
'''Victoria:''' Exactly. Hate them. With their idiotic shanties! And their ridiculous hats! And their endless, blasted roaring! I want them sunk, Admiral! Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks. Do you hear me? '''I HATE PIRATES!'''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePiratesInAnAdventureWithScientists''

->'''Sebastian:''' I tried to stop her, sir! She wouldn't listen! I told her to stay away from humans! They are bad, they are trouble, they--!
->'''King Triton:''' Humans?! '''''WHAT ABOUT HUMANS?!'''''
->'''Sebastian:''' ...Humans? ''(nervous chuckle)'' Who said anything about humans?
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989''

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
->'''Eddie:''' '''''GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR!'''''
->''(a terrified Roger slowly gets up)''
->'''Eddie:''' That's my brother's chair.
->'''Roger:''' Say, where ''is'' your brother, anyway? It looks like a sensitive and ''sober'' fellow.
->'''Eddie:''' ''(beat)'' That's it, I'm callin' the cops.
-->-- ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

->That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, [[RightHandCat Mr. Bigglesworth]] gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!

->'''Film/{{Thor}}:''' I've come here to put an end to Loki's schemes!\\
'''{{Film/Captain America|TheFirstAvenger}}:''' Then prove it! [[TemptingFate Put that hammer down.]]\\
'''Film/IronMan:''' Um, yeah, no! Bad call! He loves his hamme- (''hit with Mjölnir'')\\

-->-- ''[[Film/TheAvengers2012 The Avengers]]''

->Nobody calls [[Franchise/StarWars Han Solo]] a bitch!

->[[BullyingADragon Call me an asshole]] ''[[BullyingADragon one more time]].''
-->-- '''John Film/{{Hancock}}'''

->The price you pay for bringing up either my [[ButNotTooForeign Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[OffWithHisHead I collect your fucking head.]] ''Just'' like [[DecapitationPresentation this fucker here]]. Now if ''any'' of you sons of bitches [[SuddenlyShouting got ''anything'' else to say, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!]] ...[[StunnedSilence I didn't think so.]]

->'''Lord Zedd:''' Do you recall the name...Zordon of Eltar?\\
'''Ivan Ooze:''' ''[screams in rage and fires lightning bolts into the sky]]''\\

->They destroyed my beautiful creation. Now I'm beginning to get ''really angry!''

->NO WIRE HANGERS! ''EVER!''
-->-- '''Joan Crawford''', ''Literature/MommieDearest''

->You made me swallow my gum! It's going to be in my digestive tract for [[NumerologicalMotif seven years!]]
-->-- '''Gideon Graves''', Age: 27, [[JerkAss Asshole]], ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld''

->I am warning you...if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife! If you even go in the room, I will go apeshit!

->'''[[SmugSnake Billy Batts]]:''' Hey Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and [[ShoeShineMister get your shinebox]]. (to his friends) Now this kid, this kid was great: they used to call him Spitshine Tommy. I swear to god, he'd make your shoes look like fuckin' mirrors - excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. Made a lot of money, too. Salud, Tommy!\\
'''[[PsychoForHire Tommy DeVito]]:''' [[OldShame No more shines, Billy]].\\
'''Batts:''' What?\\
'''Tommy:''' [[TranquilFury I said, no more shines]]. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time, they didn't go up there and tell you: I don't shine shoes anymore.\\
'''Batts:''' Relax, will ya? For cryin' out loud, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...\\
'''Tommy:''' Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...\\
'''Batts:''' I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.\\
'''Tommy:''' [[HopeSpot I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem]].\\
'''Batts:''' Okay, salud.\\
''(A {{Beat}}, as all finish their drinks)''\\
'''Batts:''' [[BullyingADragon Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox]].\\
'''Tommy:''' [[AtomicFBomb MOTHER]]'' '''[[AtomicFBomb FUCKIN']] '''[[AtomicFBomb MUTT!]]'' [[{{Angrish}} YOU, YOU FUCKIN' PIECE OF]] ''[[{{Angrish}} SHIT!!!]]''
-->-- ''Film/GoodFellas''

->'''Kirk:''' What is it with you, Spock? Hm? [[EarthShatteringKaboom Your planet was just destroyed]], [[MissingMom your mother murdered]], and... you're not even upset.\\
'''Spock:''' If you are presuming these experiences impede in any way my ability to command this ship, you are mistaken.\\
'''Kirk:''' And yet, you were the one who said fear was necessary for command. D-d-did you ''see'' his ship? Did you see what he did?\\
'''Spock:''' ...yes, of course I did.\\
'''Kirk:''' So, are you afraid or aren't you?\\
'''Spock:''' I will not allow you to lecture me on the merits of emotions.\\
'''Kirk:''' Then, why don't you stop me?\\
'''Spock:''' Step away from me...\\
'''Kirk'''': What is it like not to feel anger... heartbreak... or the need to stop at nothing to avenge the death of the woman who gave birth to you?\\
'''Spock:''' (''voice wavering'') Back away from me...\\
'''Kirk:''' YOU FEEL NOTHING! It must not even ''compute'' for you! You ''NEVER'' loved her!\\
'''Spock:''' [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown MAAAAAAAAAUGH!]]
-->-- ''Film/StarTrek2009''

->[[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} Logan]], my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and [[BrainwashedAndCrazy you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl.]]
-->-- '''Professor X''', ''Film/X2XMenUnited''

->[[{{Understatement}} He wasn't a dog lover.]] I hate that!
-->-- '''[=McTeague=]''', ''Film/AlitaBattleAngel'', after making short work of Grewishka, who had killed a dog

->Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me.
-->-- '''Rubeus Hagrid''' while giving Dudley a pig's tail, ''Literature/HarryPotter''.[[note]]In the book the line is delivered loud enough to blow your eardrums through the opposite sides of your head. In the film it's [[TranquilFury deadly quiet]].[[/note]]

->"Snow," my wife called me before she ate her fingers, but I say Bolton.
-->-- '''[[AxCrazy Ramsay Bolton]]'''[[note]]formerly [[BastardBastard Ramsay Snow]][[/note]], ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->The Parshendi left their dead. [[DueToTheDead Not because they were uncaring, but because they found it a terrible offense to move them. Merely touching the dead seemed a sin.]] If that was the case, [[DesecratingTheDead a man desecrating corpses and wearing them into battle would be far, far worse.]]
->As Kaladin drew closer, a different song started among the Parshendi archers. A quick, violent song, more chant than melody. Those who had lowered their bows raised them.
->[[UnstoppableRage And they tried with everything they had to kill him.]]
-->--''Literature/TheWayOfKings''

->"[[WhoDares You dare]]. In my house!"
->Midnite slammed his hand hard into Constantine's chest, staggering him against the wall, power flickering between his fingers, power enough to pin Constantine against the wall or to reach inside him and stop his heart cold between one beat and the next.
->Midnite was [[BlueCollarWarlock a man of power]] - and that power was about [[PsychoactivePowers face and self-belief and respect]], a mana that built up according to his psychological dominance of his territory. And Constantine had threatened that. Constantine had broken in, and worse, had drawn a weapon on him. This pale magician was making demands of him on his own power-ground!
->Dissing Midnite had consequences - supernatural and physical.
-->--''Film/{{Constantine}}: The {{Novelization}}''

->Donald and Douglas had deep-toned whistles.\\

[[OhCrap Gordon and Henry jumped.]] They glanced side to side.\\

That was the way Gordon and Henry kept it.
-->--''Literature/TheRailwaySeries'', "[[Recap/TheRailwaySeriesB15TheTwinEngines The Missing Coach]]"

->Do not touch me in that fashion. We may sometimes look like you, but we are not you. Never forget that.

->'''Philip''': It's not like we're college professors calling ourselves "doctors."\\
'''Holt''': Not the same thing, my friend.\\
'''Philip''': Well, sure it is. When someone has a heart attack on a plane, do they yell out, "Yo, does anybody here have an Art History [=PhD=]?"\\
'''Holt''': A [=PhD=] is a doctor''ate.'' It's literally ''describing'' a doctor.\\
'''Jake''': Maybe let's refocus.\\
'''Holt''': ''[increasingly livid]'' No! The problem here is that medical practitioners have co-opted the word "doctor."\\
'''Jake''': Okay, Captain -\\
'''Holt''': I know we live in a world where aaaaaanyything can mean anything, AND NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT ETYMOLO -\\
[''smashcut to Holt and Jake back in the break room'']\\
'''Holt''': Apparently that's a trigger for me.
-->'''Series/BrooklynNineNine'''

->Why don't you take a shit in Fiorello [=LaGuardia=]'s hat and feed it to Joe [=DiMaggio=]'s crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch?

->Did you just call me "Blue Squirt?!"[[note]]Aonisai[[/note]] EXPLOSION OF ANGER!! SAMURAIMAN HAS ARRIVED!

->'''Dillon''': Right, because nothing says covert like bright red, blue and yellow spandex.\\
'''Doctor K''': THAT IS NOT ''SPANDEX!!''

->'''Boy''': Would you please tell me: where do you get your spandex?\\
'''Rangers:''' (''[[MassOhCrap gasp]]'')\\
'''Doctor K''': THAT IS NOT ''SPANDEX!!'' The material is a self-assembling nano- (''restrained by the others'')\\
[...]\\
'''Girl''': Ranger Yellow, as the sole female representative of the Power Rangers, I have a question for you: Which one of the guys looks cutest in the span-\\
'''Doctor K:''' (''stopped by Summer before she can charge'')\\

'''Korax:''' (''mocking Scotty's accent'') Yer right. I ''should.'' (''normal voice'') I didn't mean to say that the ''Enterprise'' should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away ''as garbage!''\\
'''Scotty:''' (''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrzdKzQTf8 punches him]]'')
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', [[Recap/StarTrekS2E15TheTroubleWithTribbles "The Trouble With Tribbles"]]

->You lied to me.

->Here comes Cyranose de Bergerac. A pushover! He gets angry if you just say the word "nose"!
-->-- '''Oscar the Grouch''', while trying to make someone angry, ''Series/SesameStreet''

->'''Dalek in Ian Chesterton's old classroom''': [[AC:Small hu-man fe-male sigh-ted on le-vel three]]!\\
'''Ace''': Who are you calling "small"!? *pwns the Dalek with a baseball bat upgraded to an energy mace*
-->--'''Series/DoctorWho''', ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E1RemembranceOfTheDaleks Remembrance of the Daleks]]''

->'''Guard interrupting an argument between Vernon Schillinger and Tobias Beecher''': Alright, Schillin-jer -\\
'''Schillinger''': ''SCHILLING-ER!!!'' GODDAMN IT!! ''SCHILLING''-ER! BEEN HERE NINE FUCKIN’ YEARS, YOU’D THINK YOU’D LEARN HOW TO SAY MY GODDAMN NAME!
-->-- ''Series/{{Oz}}''

->Very little causes [[{{Plaguemaster}} Nurgle]]’s [[PerpetualSmiler smile]] to dip, but [[TheTrickster Tzeentch]] seems to be able to provoke that reaction at will. When the universe dies and then rises again, it is one of greatest hopes of the Lord of All that like the Corpse God of Man, Tzeentch will not be reborn with it.
-->--''TabletopGame/BlackCrusade: The Tome Of Decay''

->Just as Harpies [[AmbitionIsEvil crave authority]], they loathe defiance. Saying no insults - even failing to show sufficient adoration. These things simply can’t be ignored, she must have revenge. Through her ability to inflict vengeance and her immunity to the consequences, a Harpy reasserts her dominance.
-->--''TabletopGame/HunterTheVigil: Slasher'' ([[http://forum.theonyxpath.com/forum/main-category/main-forum/the-new-world-of-darkness/329452-undertaking-harpy-alpha fan-made content]])

->So I said to him, I said, "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into. His. Head.

->CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME!

->'''Deadlift:''' Get bent, Zarp! I ain't takin orders from the chick who threw me in prison!
->'''Zarpedon:''' They said your jump pads are stupid.
->'''Deadlift:''' '''''I WILL ANNIHILATE THEM!'''''
-->--''Videogame/BorderlandsThePreSequel''

->'''[[TokenEvilTeammate Morrigan]]''': You... do not truly think [[IAmNotMyFather I look as]] [[AbusiveParent my mother does]], do you?\\
'''Alistair''': Have you really been thinking about that all this time?\\
'''Morrigan''': [[BlatantLies I am simply curious]].\\
'''Alistair''': [[SarcasmMode And not insecure in the slightest, I'm sure]].\\
'''Morrigan''': I think I look nothing like her.\\
'''Alistair''': I don't know. Give it a few hundred years and it'll be a spot-on match.\\
'''Morrigan''' (''menacingly''): I said that I look nothing like her!\\
'''Alistair''': All right. Got it. Totally different. I see that now.

->'''What's the problem with the [[NoodleIncident Second City]]?'''
->Never mention the Second City to the Masters of the Bazaar. Mr. Wines will [[DeathGlare look at you narrowly]] and give you [[ATankardOfMooseUrine its worst vintage]]. Mr. Cups [[UnstoppableRage will fly into a rage]]. Mr. Veils will [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech harangue you for your discourtesy]]. Mr. Iron [[TheQuietOne will say nothing]], only [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking write down your name with its left hand]].
-->-- '''A tooltip''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''

->'''Bambi "Buck" Hughes''': I need you to find this for me. (''presents Jason with a picture of an ancient Chinese knife'') You do that, [[FalseReassurance and you and I are even Steven]]. And [[IHaveYourWife Keith]] leaves with you.\\
'''Jason Brody''': (''hearing [[JunglePrincess Citra]] discussing said knife in his mind'') I've... I've seen this knife before.\\
'''Buck''': Knife? ''Knife?!'' (''grabs the picture back from Jason'') '''It's not just a fucking knife!''' It's ''art''! There's more history in this than you and Keith's four arses squeezed together! That's my fucking fee, right?

->'''Yosuke''': Has anything ''strange'' happened to you lately?\\
'''Kanji''': Strange? What's this "strange" stuff, huh?! [[AmbiguouslyGay Are you saying that I'm strange?!]]\\
'''Yosuke''': Huh? N-No, I didn't mean--!\\
'''Kanji''': You shitheads better get the hell out of my face, or I'm taking you down!\\
'''Yosuke''': Wha--!? Wait, why?!\\
'''Kanji''': ''I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[AC: You're not just a regular moron... You were ''designed'' to be a moron.]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Wheatley''']]: I AM NOT A ''MORON!''\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[AC: YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN ''IDIOT!'']]\\
[[spoiler:'''Wheatley''']]: WELL HOW ABOUT ''NOW?! NOW'' WHO'S A MORON?! COULD A MORON [[PunctuatedPounding PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT!]] ''HUH?!'' COULD A MORON DO ''THAT?!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->'''[[TheDragon Pronyma:]]''' (''dying'') Lord Yggdrasill... [[spoiler:Mithos,]] please...\\
'''[[BigBad Yggdrasill]]''': Only my former companions may call me by that name, ''get out of my sight!'' (''[[KickTheDog kills her]]'')
-->-- '' VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia''

->Now why would you go and do something ''like that?'' Didn't you see the sign that said [[SchmuckBait do not push this button]]!
-->-- '''Mimiron''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->''"DID YOU JUST CALL [[FatBestFriend MY FRIEND]] "[[YouAreFat FAT]]", YOU PIG?!"''
-->-- '''Junkrat''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'', ''Going Legit''

->Verbal queries are a sloppy redundancy. [[{{Telepathy}} Thoughts are quicker]]. We can skip the questions and go straight to the... ''You were staring at [[MyBrainIsBig my head!]]'' I know what you're thinking about my head. You shouldn't have such thoughts. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stop. Thinking. About. My.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Head!]]''
-->--'''[[PsychicChildren Jung]],''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''Bowser:''' [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Those guys]] make me so MAD! Gah! It does NOT end like this! I'm going back to that castle and kidnapping Peach for real!\\
'''Kamek:''' Unless...[[TheHero Mario]]'s there, in which case he'll once again kick--\\

->'''Spitz:''' That's it, '''''buckos.'''''
->'''Dribble:''' Hm?\\
'''Spitz:''' First we get stiffed, and now THIS?!? Dribble! The Octoblazooka!\\
'''Dribble:''' I'm on it. ''[summons Octoblazooka]'' But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?\\
'''Spitz:''' I'm not gonna sit there and let these punks knock us around! They want a fight. They got one!\\
'''Dribble:''' Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPIIIIIIIITZ!!!!!!
-->-- ''VideoGame/WarioWare''

->''Stay out of this!'' I am a princess, and she has thrown mud at my dignity! You two leave me be! '''''Understood?!'''''

->Hey! Could you give a girl some peace and quiet? Back off!

->There are only two things that truly anger me. One is going hatless. The other.... ''is being stolen from!''
-->--'''Mr. Hat''', ''VideoGame/ShovelKnight Showdown''

->'''''SPACE WOLVES!?'''''
-->--'''Magnus the Red''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->Hahaha! [[YouFightLikeACow Geez, you two couldn't hit the broad side of a ba-]] (''[[NobodyTouchesTheHair watches a strand of her hair drift to the ground]]'') [[RedEyesTakeWarning You...]] [[YouMonster YOU MONSTERS!!]]

->'''Zinedine Zidane:''' I'm just... trying to do my job.
->'''Jurgen Klopp:''' Really, because it seems like you're trying to provoke me, but I can provoke you too. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjWi663kXc Marco... Mate...razzi]].
->''[Zidane's face reddens and he headbutts Klopp to the ground, then screams in anger]''
->'''Klopp:''' [[OhCrap Uh oh...]]
->''[Zidane screams again and proceeds to headbutt Thomas Tuchel, then Antonio Conte, then a referee dummy, before head butting a whiteboard in two, all while Jose Mourinho tries unsuccessfully to restore order]''
->'''Jose Mourinho:''' Stop it! You will respect me, you will respect the classroom!
->''[Zidane [[ImpactSilhouette runs through three successive walls]] into the distance, all while yelling and laughing maniacally, leaving a group of shocked players and managers to stare in disbelief behind him.]''
->'''Klopp:''' ...Yikes! ''[grins, while Mourinho glares at him angrily]''
-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''

[[folder:Web Comics]]
->'''Yosuke''': Has anything ''strange'' happened to you lately?\\
'''Kanji''': Strange? [[MemeticMutation YOU SAYIN' I LIKE DUDES!?]] '''TAKING YOU PUNKS DOWN! RAAAAA!!!!'''
-->-- ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} The Big Long]] VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} [[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Comic]]''

->Inside the psyche of every individual, there exists a spot. A spot that must never be disturbed. It exists inside even the most coolheaded humans. Where it sits. And waits. And if you think you are immune...if you think nothing you hear could ever offend you... think again.

->[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You! Broke! My! Sword!]]

->I'll warn you about one more thing. If you do something like that in front of Khun, your fingers will be gone by tomorrow.
-->-- '''Nobic''' to Edin Dan, who just implied that [[NowLetMeCarryYou Khun]] and [[DelicateAndSickly Rachel]] were fuck buddies, ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod''

->'''Meme Man:''' "where is my foond" \\
''' Waiter:''' "here is your [[PickyEater steank with NO VEGETAL as you ordered]] sir" \\
'''Meme Man:''' "cool and good" \\
'''[[LetsMeetTheMeat Vegetable]]:''' "did someone say NO VEGETALS?" ''(slips into Meme Man's mouth as he's eating)'' \\
'''Meme Man:''' "i taste a VEGETAL. '''''ANGERY'''''"
-->-- Meme Man [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1146903-meme-man "No Vegetal" comic]]

->'''Never''' say "direct order" around Doctor Bowman. Do not even ''joke'' about a direct order. He will take revenge [...] I am glad you're not as twitchy as Doctor Bowman. The least he would have let me off with is a towel snap, and trust me, a towel snap by a fully grown chimp is something you ''never'' forget.
-->-- '''Henri Mer''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''[[OhCrap My horn...!]] [[MinorInjuryOverreaction MY HORN!!!]] '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] ANGELS!! YOU'RE ALL''' '''''DEAD!!!'''''
-->--'''Azurai,''' ''Webcomic/SlightlyDamned''

->''[[BlatantLies I don't get offended by video games]]. If it's edgy for the sake of being edgy, that doesn't cut me. If it has derogatory stereotypes, that's just an artistic choice. Seriously, if I download a game from UsefulNotes/{{Steam}}, and the intro text says, "This isn't even a game, this is just a recruitment video for the Ku Klux Klan", I'd be like, "Eh, if the soundtrack's good".''
->''But when I see a [[ArtisticLicenseHistory POTATO in a medieval video game]] it makes my fucking blood boil.''
-->--''WebVideo/KilianExperience''', '''Potatoes in VideoGames offend me'''

->'''Nostalgia Critic''': [This movie has] mediocre special effects that you're more likely to see in one of [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'s videos!\\
'''Linkara''': [[ImStandingRightHere HEY!]]\\
'''NC''': Get over it, comic geek, your special effects suck.\\
'''Linkara''': [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat-Credit Card]].\\
'''NC''': THE BAT-CREDIT CARD?! (''{{Angrish}}'')
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''''s ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace'' review

->[[OhCrap OH NO!]] NOT [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} STEVE!]] NO! NOTHING SHALL BE NAMED STEVE!
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' LetsPlay ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii''

->[[TranquilFury First of all...how dare you hate]] [[Characters/FriendshipIsMagicRarity best pony]]? Best pony does everything best. That's why they're best pony. Second, '''''[[SuddenlyShouting HOW DARE YOU MAKE BEST PONY CRY?!]]'''''
-->-- '''Creator/{{Joshscorcher}}''', ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E14FameAndMisfortune Fame and Misfortune]]'' review


->'''Bambi "Buck" Hughes''': I need you to find this for me. (''presents Jason with a picture of an ancient Chinese knife'') You do that, [[FalseReassurance and you and I are even Steven]]. And [[IHaveYourWife Keith]] leaves with you.\\
'''Jason Brody''': (''hearing [[JunglePrincess Citra]] discussing said knife in his mind'') I've... I've seen this knife before.\\
'''Buck''': Knife? ''Knife?!'' (''grabs the picture back from Jason'') '''It's not just a fucking knife!''' It's ''art''! There's more history in this than you and Keith's four arses squeezed together! That's my fucking fee, right?
-->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry3''

'''Agatha:''' Oh god, I know! Get out, you retard!\\
'''Malgosia:''' [[NoYou YOU ARE A RETARD!]] [[LesYay But I love you anyway.]]

->'''HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT [[BodyHorror MY FUCKING DICK]] AGAIN!?!?''' OH MY GOD! WHEN I SEE YOU, [[ImpliedDeathThreat IT'S ON SIGHT!]] ''IT IS ON. [[RudelyHangingUp SI-]]''
-->-- '''Dr. Eggman''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub: Sonic Adventure 2''

->"I was sad I was drifting in and out of sleep for the first half, but there were some delicious naps!" No, you can't sneak up on me with that fuckin' "delicious sleep" shit! Anyone uses the word "delicious" for anything besides food, I am going to strangle you; you are #1 on the list of people I am going to kill when I get off hiatus! Naps are not delicious! They aren't! They can never be; they're not ''FOODS!!'' [[BuffySpeak Not...FOODS!]]
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXLkRko7T4s Calliope Mori]]''', ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}''

->Call me Dottie, and you die.

->Hey! I know you're upset, but if you EVER mention my mother's loins, OR their frothiness to me again... I don't know what I'll do, but it will be bad!
-->-- '''Sterling WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'''

->'''Dipper:''' Just gotta splash this sucker with some anointed water, and he should be out of your... [[DyeHard probably fake blonde hair]].\\

->Sorry Core, [Trina] dissed the band! Nobody disses the band.

->I was stuck in an elevator and I had to listen to forty-one and a half minutes OF ELEVATOR MUSIC!!

->'''Yumi:''' Why are you so upset over those dumb, little toys?\\

->'''Grog''': ...wait! No! ''Oh gods, no!'' WHAT IS THIS HELL?!\\
'''Keeper Yennen''': Thanks to the [[ArcVillain Briarwoods]], all of our resources are dwindling...''including ale.''\\
'''Grog''': [[TheAlcoholic I WILL FUCKING MURDER]] '''''[[SeriousBusiness EVERYONE!]]'''''

->APPLEJACK! ''YOU PINKIE PROMISED!''

'''The Scotsman's Wife:''' Fat!? ''FAT!?!'' '''I'M NOT FAT!!!''' '''I'M''' '''''[[UnstoppableRage STOUT]]!!!'''''

->'''Ashi:''' By Aku's will, you will die in here! There is no hope for you, [[BorrowedCatchphrase foolish samurai]]! Aku is the Master of Masters and will end you!! Your death is certain! Aku desires it!! Aku has made a world of wonders and you have soiled it!! Whatever you have planned for me, I will never buckle, never waver!! Aku is the father of all fathers!! His greatness cannot be measured!! You are a parasite, Samurai, feeding off Aku's generosity!! Aku, my master, this fool knows not of your greatness, your kindness, your understanding!!
->'''Jack:''' ENOUGH!!! Every thing, every word, every thought that you know is wrong!! Aku - Aku is the one who has laid waste to the beauty of this land!! He has destroyed mother nature!! [[WombLevel Where do you think we are?!]] Aku has summoned these monstrosities into our world and they feed off of his carnage!

->Compare me to ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' again and so help me, I will ''kill'' you where you stand!

->''''' I do not believe this! I wasted all this time in a class without grades? Aohhhhh! If only there were some other kind of outlet for me to express these feelings to my like-minded peer group! ...Pardon me! I want to try something!'''''

->Did I mention how much I hate bugs?
-->-- '''Raphael''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|2003}}'' (2003 cartoon), Episode 47

->Don't call me pretty. The last guy who called me pretty ended up looking a lot less pretty.
-->-- '''Duncan,''' ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Action,'' "Riot on Set"

->'''Jim Gordon:''' What in the name of heaven did you think you were doing?!\\
'''Harvey Dent:''' I don't know. I guess he just pushed the right button.\\
'''Jim Gordon:''' That's one heck of a button.
-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''

->You painted my paint job! Prepare for surgery!

->[[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Donald's]] anger issues stem from a fear that [[BornUnlucky the world is out to get him]] and that no one understands him, [[TheUnintelligible quite literally]]. [[HairTriggerTemper His tendency to lash out was wildly unfocused]], [[MoralityChain until you kids came along]]. He came to me wanting to be the best parent he could, so he channelled that anger into protective instincts. Every outburst is Donald wanting to protect his family. [[PapaWolf He loves you so much the thought of anything bad happening to you infuriates him.]]
-->-- '''Jones''' on the subject of [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Donald Duck]], ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''

->'''Sasha:''' They're just slimy little frogs, Anne! They don't matter!\\
'''Anne:''' They're not just frogs. ''THEY'RE MY '''FRIENDS!!!!!'''''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}''

->'''Wade:''' "Nobody, nobody spikes my system!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

->''"You do not believe friendship is in your nature? That is '''NOT acceptable!'''"''
-->-- '''Tree of Harmony (as Twilight Sparkle)''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->Everyone is a reactionary about subjects he understands.

->There are three surefire ways to get punched: in Italy, claiming the women are not beautiful, in England, claiming the English are not free, and in Germany, that [[TrademarkFavoriteFood sauerkraut]] is not food fit for the gods.

->It is not the expert thrust of [[TheAce Athos]] nor the cold skill of [[MasterSwordsman Aramis]] nor the iron wrist of [[BoisterousBruiser Porthos]] that we have to fear - it is the Gascon's fury - the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour -- the sword of [[TheLancer D'Artagnan]].

->If your opponent is of [[FourTemperamentEnsemble choleric temper]], seek to irritate him.
-->-- '''Sun Tzu''', ''Literature/{{The Art of War|SunTzu}}''

->'''''Never''' say "direct order" around Doctor Bowman. Do not even ''joke'' about a direct order. He will take revenge'' [...] ''I am glad you're not as twitchy as Doctor Bowman. The least he would have let me off with is a towel snap, and trust me, a towel snap by a fully grown chimp is something you ''never'' forget.''

-->-- '''Nobic''' to Edin Dan, who just implied that [[NowLetMeCarryYou Khun]] and [[IllGirl Rachel]] were fuck buddies, ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod''

->'''Spitz:''' First we get stiffed, and now THIS?!? Dribble! The Octoblazooka!\\
->'''Dribble:''' I'm on it. ''[summons Octoblazooka]'' But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?\\
->'''Spitz:''' I'm not gonna sit there and let these punks knock us around! They want a fight. They got one!\\
->'''Dribble:''' Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPIIIIIIIITZ!!!!!!

'''Dribble:''' Hm?\\
'''Spitz:''' First we get stiffed, and now THIS?!? Dribble! The Octoblazooka!\\
'''Dribble:''' I'm on it. ''[summons Octoblazooka]'' But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?\\
'''Spitz:''' I'm not gonna sit there and let these punks knock us around! They want a fight. They got one!\\
'''Dribble:''' Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPIIIIIIIITZ!!!!!!

[[folder:Visual Novels]]
->'''Celeste''': Yes, I realize it can be a bit of a hassle... Even in cafes that offer proper milk tea, it is always more expensive than simple tea with milk. It takes more time to prepare, surely, but... why even bother creating a menu if you are not going to offer the highest level of quality!? \\
'''Yamada''': Well, um...we don't actually have a menu... \\
'''Celeste''': That does not matter. '''HURRY UP AND BRING ME WHAT I ASKED FOR, SWINE!'''\\
'''Yamada''': WHAAAAAT!? O-okay! Your little piggy will bring it right out!
-->-- ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc''
[[/folder]]

->'''Spitz''' That's it, '''''buckos.'''''
'''Dribble:''' Hm?\\
'''Spitz:''' First we get stiffed, and now THIS?!? Dribble! The Octoblazooka!\\
'''Dribble:''' I'm on it. ''[summons Octoblazooka]'' But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?\\
'''Spitz:''' I'm not gonna sit there and let these punks knock us around! They want a fight. They got one!\\
'''Dribble:''' Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPIIIIIIIITZ!!!!!!
-->-- ''VideoGame/WarioWare''

->'''Dan:''' (''reading [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] fanfiction'') "So what's on your mind?" Sonic asked. "Sonic, I broke up with my ex boyfriend," [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Peach]] responded sadly. (...) "Is it Mario?" (...) "No, someone else. And we've been dating for three months until I caught him cheating with another woman."\\
'''[[HappilyMarried Arin]]:''' [[BigWhat WHAT!?]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'', ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed''

->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' It's okay, Sandy. Squirrel pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals!\\
'''[=Sandy=]:''' [growling with fury] ''[=SpongeBob=]... Patrick...''\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Don't worry, Sandy, we've got you covered.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

->'''''FREE... FOOD!?!'''''
-->-- '''Mr. Krabs''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

'''Light Yagami''': You think...I'm evil?...I am justice! I protect the innocent and those who fear evil! I'm the one who will become the god of a new world that everyone desires! All those who oppose that god...they are the ones who are truly evil!

-->--'''Series/{{Oz}}'''

'''Scar:''' What?! What did you say?\\

-> '''Foreigner''': [[SurprisinglyGoodEnglish Thank you.]]\\
'''Suzu''': [[SurprisinglyGoodEnglish Yeah.]]\\

'''Suzu''': '''[[TheNapoleon GAH!!]]''' (Foreigner leaving peacefully) '''[[ClusterFBomb F*CK YOU!! MOTHERF*CKER!! F*** ***!!!]]'''

->'''Le-Roy The Bartender:''' [[ItIsPronouncedTropay It's Le-Roy, by the way... not "Leroy."]]

->''"Half-breed or full-breed, to me it don't matter. Buut when you insult my mother, that's when I get angry!"''

->''"Half-breed or full-breed, to me it don't matter. But when you insult my mother, that's when I get angry!"''

->''Stay out of this!'' I am a princess, and she has thrown mud at my dignity. You two leave me be! '''''Understood?!''''