History Quotes / BattleButler

->(kills several ghouls and cuts main enemy's cigar in half with RazorFloss)'' Oh, dear... did I miss? I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez; butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter. [[BadassBoast I highly recommend pissing yourself,]] [[IronicEcho followed by a course of praying to your impotent god.]] ''

->There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Butler]], and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You really had to feel sorry for those goblins.
-->-- ''Literature/ArtemisFowl: The Arctic Incident''

->(kills several ghouls and cuts main enemy's cigar in half with RazorFloss)'' Oh, dear... did I miss? I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez; butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter.''

->"I say, what a wonderful butler! He's so violent!"

->"Do not attempt to escape or you will be obliterated. May I take your coat?"

->[[CatchPhrase "You see, I am simply one hell of a butler."]]

->''(kills several ghouls and cuts main enemy's cigar in half with RazorFloss)'' Oh, dear... did I miss? I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez; butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter.

->Hello. My name is Walter C. Dornez, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing Organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.

->'''YOU DON'T GET TO HURT MY FAMILY ANY MORE!!'''

->Let’s see the rundown: [[RenaissanceMan Nazi-fightin’ soldier, SAS secret agent, acclaimed Shakespearean actor, expert combat medic, mechanic capable of helping patch together the Batcomputer and all of Bruce’s other vehicles, amateur detective, and an ineffable air of cool.]] If he wasn’t being Bruce Wayne’s butler, '''he’d be Franchise/JamesBond.'''

->''There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Butler]], and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You really had to feel sorry for those goblins.''
-->-- '''''Literature/ArtemisFowl: The Arctic Incident'''''

-->--'''The Fourth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "City of Death"

-->--'''Strax''', ''Doctor Who'' ("[[{{Recap/DoctorWho2012CSTheSnowmen}} The Snowmen]]")

->'''YOU DONT GET TO HURT MY FAMILY ANY MORE!!'''
-->--'''Alfred Pennyworth:''', ComicBook/InjusticeGodsAmongUs as he beats the ever loving shit out of [[spoiler: '''Superman''']]

->Let’s see the rundown: [[RenaissanceMan Nazi-fightin’ soldier, SAS secret agent, acclaimed Shakespearean actor, expert combat medic, mechanic capable of helping patch together the Batcomputer and all of Bruce’s other vehicles, amateur detective, and an ineffable air of cool.]] If he wasn’t being Bruce Wayne’s butler, '''he’d be James Bond.'''

->'''Nefarious:''' [[{{LargeHam}} ANNIHILATE HIM!!!]]
->'''Lawrence:''' [[{{SubvertedTrope}} Just kidding]]. You have reached a holographic server. Leave your name and address. Tata!

-->--'''Sebastian Michaelis''', ''BlackButler''

-->--'''Walter''', ''[[{{Anime/Hellsing}} Hellsing Ultimate]]''

-->--'''Alfred Pennyworth:''' in the comic prequel to InjusticeGodsAmongUs as he beats the ever loving shit out of [[spoiler: '''Superman''']]

-->--'''Walter''', same scene in ''HellsingAbridged''

-->'''YOU DONT GET TO HURT MY FAMILY ANY MORE!!'''
-->--'''Alfred Pennyworth''' in the comic prequel to InjusticeGodsAmongUs as he beats the ever loving shit out of [[spoiler: '''Superman''']]

->''"I say, what a wonderful butler! He's so violent!"''

->" Do not attempt to escape or you will be obliterated. May I take your coat?"

-->''Don't you think that I want to tear this station apart looking for her? She is my mentor, my teacher...''
-->Lennier, Series/BabylonFive

->''[[CatchPhrase "You see, I am simply one hell of a butler."]]''

-->Lennier, Series/{{Babylon 5}}

->''(kills several ghouls with RazorFloss, as well as cutting the main enemy's cigar in half)'' Oh, dear... did I miss? I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez; butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter.

->''(kills several ghouls with RazorFloss, as well as cutting the main enemy's cigar in half)'' Oh, dear... did I miss? I guess I'm not as surprised as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez; butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter.
-->--Walter, ''[[{{Anime/Hellsing}} Hellsing Ultimate]]''

->''[[CatchPhrase "You see, I am simply one hell of a butler.]]''

->[[CatchPhrase ''"You see, I am simply one hell of a butler."'']]

--> --'''Sam Vimes' '''butler could butle your ass off, from ''[[DiscWorld Thud!]]''

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-->Lennier, BabylonFive

-->--'''The Fourth Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', "City of Death"

-->''Don't you think that I want|to tear this station apart looking for her? She is my mentor, my teacher...''

-->''Don't you think that I want|to tear this station apart looking for her?
She is my mentor, my teacher...''