Quotes / Battle Butler

"I say, what a wonderful butler! He's so violent!"
The Fourth Doctor, Doctor Who, "(City of Death")

"Do not attempt to escape or you will be obliterated. May I take your coat?"
Strax, Doctor Who ("The Snowmen")

"I pride myself I used to give somewhat more than I got if we needed to discuss the vexed area of turf issues with the young men from Rope Street. Stevedore's hooks were their weapon of choice, as I recall."
"And yours...?" said Vimes, agog.
"A cap-brim sewn with sharpened pennies, sir."
"Ye gods, man! You could put someone's eye out with something like that."
"With care sir, yes," said Willikins, meticulously folding a towel.
Sam Vimes' butler could butle your ass off, from Thud!

(kills several ghouls and cuts main enemy's cigar in half with Razor Floss) Oh, dear... did I miss? I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez; butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter.
Walter, Hellsing Ultimate

Hello. My name is Walter C. Dornez, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing Organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.
Walter, same scene in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

Simon Stagg: "Hold on, just who exactly are you?"
Alfred: "Didn't they tell you? I'm the butler."
Beware the Batman, "Hunted"

Alfred Pennyworth:, Injustice: Gods Among Us as he beats the ever loving shit out of Superman

Lawrence: How may I be of assistance?
Nefarious: ANNIHILATE HIM!!!
Lawrence: Just kidding. You have reached a holographic server. Leave your name and address. Tata!
Nefarious: Fine, I'll do it myself.

Note to self. Watch the HELL out for butlers in the future.

There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You really had to feel sorry for those goblins.
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident

"In the early '80s, I was sparring butler for Mr. Chuck Norris."
Geoffrey the Butler, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air