Quotes / Battle Butler

"I say, what a wonderful butler! He's so violent!"
The Fourth Doctor, Doctor Who, "City of Death"

"Do not attempt to escape or you will be obliterated. May I take your coat?"
Strax, Doctor Who ("The Snowmen")

"I pride myself I used to give somewhat more than I got if we needed to discuss the vexed area of turf issues with the young men from Rope Street. Stevedore's hooks were their weapon of choice, as I recall."
"And yours...?" said Vimes, agog.
"A cap-brim sewn with sharpened pennies, sir."
"Ye gods, man! You could put someone's eye out with something like that."
"With care sir, yes," said Willikins, meticulously folding a towel.
Sam Vimes' butler could butle your ass off, from Thud!

(kills several ghouls and cuts main enemy's cigar in half with Razor Floss) Oh, dear... did I miss? I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez; butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter.
Walter, Hellsing Ultimate

Hello. My name is Walter C. Dornez, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing Organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.
Walter, same scene in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

Simon Stagg: "Hold on, just who exactly are you?"
Alfred: "Didn't they tell you? I'm the butler."
Beware the Batman, "Hunted"

Alfred Pennyworth:, Injustice: Gods Among Us as he beats the ever loving shit out of Superman

Lawrence: How may I be of assistance?
Nefarious: ANNIHILATE HIM!!!
Lawrence: Just kidding. You have reached a holographic server. Leave your name and address. Tata!
Nefarious: Fine, I'll do it myself.

Note to self. Watch the HELL out for butlers in the future.