History Quotes / BADASS

'''Viggo:''' [[UnderStatement Well, John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman]]. [[TheDreaded He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman]].\\

'''Viggo:''' [[{{Determinator}} John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will]]. Something [[DumbassTeenageSon you know very little about]]. I once saw him kill three men in a bar fight [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]]. [[MemeticMutation With a fucking pencil]]. One day, he tells me he wants out. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. [[OneManArmy The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.]] And now, my son...a few days after his wife dies, [[BullyingADragon you steal his car...and kill his]] '''[[BullyingADragon fucking]]''' [[BullyingADragon dog!]]''

'''Viggo:''' [[{{Determinator}} John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.

-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue: [[Machinima/RedVsBlueTheBloodGulchChronicles The Blood Gulch Chronicles]]''

->None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. ''You're locked up in here with me.''

->Tallahassee sets the standard for "not to be fucked with."

->And as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I'll fear no evil for I am the baddest motherfucker in that goddamn valley.

->[[LampshadeHanging Your boyfriend's a badass...]]

->Slayer qualities: kicking ass! (emphasis mine)

->Smart plus strong plus quick equals badass.

->I could take the pitchfork from the devil\\

I'm the baddest man alive.
-->-- '''Music/TheBlackKeys''' and '''[[Music/WuTangClan RZA]]''', ''The Baddest Man Alive"

->I know karate, voodoo too\\

I look good without a shirt.

->Nice guys... it's said [[NiceGuysFinishLast they always finish last]].\\
But badasses... always kick an asshole's ass!

->I am the man the Colonel visited a dozen kinds of hell upon and survived... I am the man who helped the Colonel kill three million people. I am the only man to survive when four thousand others died on the battlefield. I have killed men in their sleep. I have shot them. I have stabbed them. I have strangled them. I've even beaten them to death with my hands and fists. I've fought tyranids and orks, I've marched across searing deserts and frozen wastelands. I've nearly died six times. My own men have tried to kill me on more than one occasion. I've fought things you don't even know exist. And I killed them.

->He is no [[KnightErrant Jedi]]. [[MartialPacifist A Jedi]] [[WarriorMonk controls his emotions and his powers.]] But [[ImplacableMan Starkiller...]] [[TheUnfettered he does not know restraint.]] [[PersonOfMassDestruction He will bring down an entire Star Destroyer on your head, if that is what it takes to kill you.]]

->Damn. That's one dangerous Slavic fucker!

->The Collectors killed you once, and all it did was piss you off. I can't imagine that they'll stop you this time.

->That was slick! I should ''sign'' my work!

->'''Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich:''' Hey Snake, something I've been meaning to ask you. [[NostalgiaLevel That canyon...]] [[CallBack Isn't that where]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid you demolished Raven's tank]]? How'd you do it, anyway?\\

->We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is ''Dan o'clock''. [[note]][[AltText From Dan O'Clock to Dan Thirty, all drinks are half-price]][[/note]]

->Best be showing some r'spect for [[Creator/MarlonBrando Marlon]] there, th' man's a religious icon where I come from. Followers a'th' Bran-Dao believe that [[MilesGloriosus you don't gotta be runnin' yer mouth to prove how macho you are]]. [[BadassUnintentional Just gotta be confident an' put your all int' what you do and people will fill th' rest in themselves.]] We b'lieve if you live your life right, you reach a state of Nir[[RatedMForManly Man]]a, where th' whole universe is in complete recognition of your masculinity.

->I'm Ensign Munrooooooooe and ''[[CatchPhrase I am a man!]]''

->Apparently, I'm made of awesome.

->Ask yourselves. Is being in here with me what you truly desire?

->Boys, you don't want to shoot me. You know me. You know what I'll do to you if you do.

->'''Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich:''' Hey Snake, something I've been meaning to ask you. [[NostalgiaLevel That canyon...]] [[CallBack Isn't that where]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid you demolished Raven's tank]]? How'd you do it, anyway?
->'''Solid Snake:''' How? Well... Grenades.
->'''Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich:''' That's it? You didn't use an anti-tank missile or something?
->'''Solid Snake:''' [[WithThisHerring Didn't have one.]]
->'''Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich:''' Your technique is kind of... how do I put this... archaic when it comes to fighting tanks. Honestly, I don't think it'd work on today's main battle tanks.
->'''Solid Snake:''' Well, that's how I did it. What do you want me to say?
->'''Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich:''' You know, I asked an active-duty Army officer once: If an infantryman had to take on a tank one-on-one, how should he do it?
->'''Solid Snake:''' And what was his answer?
->'''Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich:''' [[NoJustNoReaction "Don't."]] He swore there's no way in hell a single infantryman could take down a tank by himself.
->'''Solid Snake:''' Interesting.
->'''Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich:''' I always suspected there was a little something crazy about you, Snake. But after hearing that story... Now I know it. You're nuts! Single-handedly taking out a tank? That's crazy! You're insane!
->'''Solid Snake:''' Otacon, is this your idea of a compliment?
->'''Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich:''' Yes! [[WorldsBestWarrior You're the toughest, craziest, most hardcore badass on the planet!]] You're... ''[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments THE SHIT]]''!

->[[BrainwashedAndCrazy Boys, you don't want to shoot me]]. [[IKnowYoureInThereSomewhereFight You know me.]] [[DontMakeMeDestroyYou You know what I'll do to you if you do.]]

-->-- ''Discworld/{{Thud}}''

'''Viggo:''' [[TheDeterminator John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will...]] something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a pencil]], [[MemeticMutation with a fucking pencil]]. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.

-->-- '''Juno Eclipse''' warns [[BountyHunter Boba Fett]], ''VideoGame/TheForceUnleashed''

-->-- "You're Gonna Pay"'', '''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} The Undertaker]]''''s theme during his "Big Evil" persona

-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Batman}}'' #702

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