Why did you have to choose an enemy that's as old as time
and bigger than all of us, Batman? Batman:
Same reason you did, Jim. I figured I could take him.
"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.
"Tallahassee sets the standard for 'Not to be fucked with'."
"You came at me with an army!"
"You are an army!"
— let's play minecraft 77
"I want you to look inside that bag and find my wallet."
Robber: "Which one is it?"
We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan o'clock
"Boys, you don't want to shoot me. You know me. You know what I'll do to you if you do."
"Who's the man? I'm the man! I'm a bad
man! How bad? Real
bad! I'm a 12.0 on a 10.0 scale of badness!"
"But badasses... always kick an asshole's ass!"
"Ask yourselves. Is being in here with me what you truly desire?"
"Smart plus strong plus quick equals badass."
"And as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I'll fear no evil for I am the baddest motherfucker in that god damn valley."
: "Given, then, a contest between an invisible and very powerful quasidemonic thing of pure vengeance on the one hand, and the commander on the other, where would you wager, say... one dollar?"
: "I wouldn't, sir. That looks like one that would go to the judges."
"Wolf the Quarrelsome
only appears in history twice, and both times he's kicking someone's ass. (...) We don't know shit about his childhood, his girlfriend, his favorite color or what he liked to do in his spare time. When you read a history of his life, you only learn one thing - he kicked fucking asses. That's it."
"I know karate, voodoo too
I'm gonna make myself available to you
I don't need no makeup, I got real scars
I got hair on my chest
I look good without a shirt."
Al: "The gruffest, toughest man to ever graduate from Polk High."
Roger: "He had a beard in the seventh grade. And a wife."
Officer Dan: "Took out his own appendix with a pocket fisherman."
Al: "Could've been a great football player for Polk High... but he refused to take off his spurs."
Jefferson: "He wore boots to play football?"
"No boots. Just spurs."
"I am the man the Colonel visited a dozen kinds of hell upon and survived...I am the man who helped the Colonel kill three million people. I am the only man to survive when four thousand others died on the battlefield. I have killed men in their sleep. I have shot them. I have stabbed them. I have strangled them. I've even beaten them to death with my hands and fists. I've fought tyranids and orks, I've marched across searing deserts and frozen wastelands. I've nearly died six times. My own men have tried to kill me on more than one occasion. I've fought things you don't even know exist. And I killed them."
"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.
Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken."
"That was slick! I should sign
"Apparently, I'm made of awesome."
"The Collectors killed you once, and all it did was piss you off. I can't imagine that they'll stop you this time."
"I could take the pitchfork from the devil
Keep a super suit like I'm incredible
From the deep blue sea to the dark blue sky
I'm the baddest man alive."
"Damn. That's one dangerous Slavic fucker!"
"Where are you going?"
"Red Base. Kill everybody. Get the flag back"
—Red versus Blue season one
"What are you?! Some kind of doomsday machine, boy?!"
YOU are the SUN incarnate ––
you are as GLORIOUS as HEAVEN,
as DEATHLY as HELL.