History Quotes / ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

7th Jun '16 9:31:39 AM rt2012
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->'''Adolf Hitler''': I started a war and killed millions of Jews!\\
'''Genghis Khan''': I slaughtered the Chinese!\\
'''Jeffrey Dahmer''': I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!\\
'''Johnnie Cochran''': I got O.J. freed!
-->-- ''Theatre/BookOfMormon'', "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream"

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6th Jun '16 1:39:17 PM Chabal2
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-> First are the pits. My army of the undead, penned and waiting for command. They are unchained, unmastered, and without my totem, they will tear us apart.\\
Should we manage to pass through their lair, we will come to a room of eyes, which will see through every aspect of your mind, every little self-deception. You will hear whispers, whispers of your true self that will shatter your identity.\\
Then you come to the room of fire. A cleansing fire that erases your mind, so that you may never find the handle that may lead to your escape. There are ''things'' in the fire you would never want to find you, but they will.\\
Beyond that is the room of spirits. The souls of those I've rendered lifeless, screaming in agony, ready to teat the spirit out of your body.\\
Then you find yourself in the humans pens. The few who have even made it through the gates emerge soulless, lifeless, and I then sell them to the highest bidder. This is the most guarded room in all of Midnight, and the antechamber to my personal quarters.\\
And then, of course, I have a very sophisticated electronic alarm system on my loft.
--> Papa Midnite describing his home's defenses, ''{{ComicBook/Hellblazer}}''
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23rd Feb '16 2:27:41 AM AlexXD94
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->This is a little...psycho shrine where you collect pieces of things from people that you stalk. For instance, a band-aid from which you can get Hepatitis C, a toothbrush where you can get Gingivitis and an apple where you can get a healthy nutritious snack.
-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Tear of Grace}}''' playing ''VideoGame/YandereSimulator''.
8th Jan '16 8:52:26 PM Trogdor
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-->'''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant'''

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-->'''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant'''
-->--'''Skulduggery Pleasant''', ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant''
11th Dec '15 12:27:33 PM TheMartianGeek1
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->''Iíve noticed a lot of cute little ghosts, goblins, and Taylor Swifts walking up and down my road.''
-->-- Disastercake, in [[http://www.disastercake.com/blog/soul-saga-update-22-happy-halloween/ the Halloween 2015 blog update]]
25th Nov '15 8:09:11 AM rt2012
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->I object...that this guy also broke my apartment and shit. And you know what else? I object that he's not gonna have any money to pay me after he pays back all the money he stole from the hospital! And I object, I OBJECT that he interrupted me while I was watching "Ow! My Balls!" That is NOT okay!
-->-- '''Frito Pendejo''', ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}''
15th Nov '15 11:32:27 AM nombretomado
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-->-- US House Speaker '''Tip O'Neill''', on President RonaldReagan.

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-->-- US House Speaker '''Tip O'Neill''', on President RonaldReagan.
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29th Oct '15 1:17:37 PM hamonrye
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->You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
-->--The fabled [[http://www.ultimateflame.com/ "Ultimate Flame"]]
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24th Sep '15 7:32:14 PM AsForMyHandle
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->You smashed me into a limbless cloud, you trapped me in your bubble-dungeon, and ''you called me 'cute'!''
-->--'''Peridot''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
28th Aug '15 5:33:57 PM Trocheetroper
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