->You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
-->--The fabled [[http://www.ultimateflame.com/ "Ultimate Flame"]]


[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->We the people, who are dedicated to protecting and serving the common good, do charge you with trespassing, theft, violence, assault, illegal possession of firearms, and a really crappy attitude!
-->--'''Prosecutor''', ''Anime/DeadLeaves''

->'''Sayaka''': Woah! We could wish for treasure, or eternal youth, or a 108-course banquet!
->'''Madoka''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Maybe that last one's a bit much]]...
-->-- PuellaMagiMadokaMagica, discussing wishes.


-> First are the pits. My army of the undead, penned and waiting for command. They are unchained, unmastered, and without my totem, they will tear us apart.\\
Should we manage to pass through their lair, we will come to a room of eyes, which will see through every aspect of your mind, every little self-deception. You will hear whispers, whispers of your true self that will shatter your identity.\\
Then you come to the room of fire. A cleansing fire that erases your mind, so that you may never find the handle that may lead to your escape. There are ''things'' in the fire you would never want to find you, but they will.\\
Beyond that is the room of spirits. The souls of those I've rendered lifeless, screaming in agony, ready to teat the spirit out of your body.\\
Then you find yourself in the humans pens. The few who have even made it through the gates emerge soulless, lifeless, and I then sell them to the highest bidder. This is the most guarded room in all of Midnight, and the antechamber to my personal quarters.\\
And then, of course, I have a very sophisticated electronic alarm system on my loft.
--> Papa Midnite describing his home's defenses, ''{{ComicBook/Hellblazer}}''

->''I love how every other sentence is about how [[RonTheDeathEater Ron]] fails at something. He's a drunk! He hits his wife and kids! He's a rapist! He sleeps with whores! He's cheap! He kills birds! HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE CLASSICAL MUSIC!''
->''I'm kind of disappointed that Ron didn't call Hermione a mudblood, turn out to be a Death Eater, molest children, engage in sexual acts with a pony, kill an endangered species, discourage his children from learning, litter, smoke, eat opium, take too many diet pills in order to cram for a big test, cheat at cards, cheat on his taxes, plagiarize, dip snuff, cross-dress, turn out to be gay, blackmail his gay lover, lead a religious cult, spread vicious rumors, sleep with Ginny, gamble, fail to recycle, have a porn addiction, join a Satanic church, and claim to "not get" Impressionism.''
-->--'''carey_pontmercy''', [[http://www.journalfen.net/community/the_hms_stfu/485096.html?thread=15760616#t15760616 on]] '''''FanFic/TheLastWar'''''

->''"You did save my life once or twice. Even if you did sacrifice Elena in a ritual of fire and then kidnapped me, make me drink blood, torture people and take really long boring road trips to the middle of nowhere."''
-->--'''Stefan''' to Klaus, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7456521/1/Ship_of_Fools Ship of Fools]]''

->''"For such insolence, I ougt to STRING YOU UP in the deepest, darkest part of THE NETHERREALM, where your body will turn itself INSIDE-OUT in UTTER TERROR, but you’ll still be ALIVE to hear the haunting music of THE DEVIL’S ORCHESTRA OF THE DAMNED! And you know the thing about the damned? They only know one song, AND THEY’RE REALLY BAD AT IT!"''
-->--Merasmus, ''FanFic/JusticeSocietyOfJapan''

->''"Normally, I would not condone any meddling between two separate realities. You never know what that sort of thing might lead to: injuries, death, the end of the universe as we know it, badly written teenage drama..."''
-->--Iroh, ''FanFic/BringMeAllYourElderly''


[[folder:Film -- Animated]]

->His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.
-->-- '''Jumba''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->'''Vince''': We've done a lot of things we're not proud of ... Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double-parking ... But nobody ever got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt ... but nobody we knew.

-> '''Dracula:''' …and then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding, but Harry the human found them, and jumped out from under their beds!\\
'''Mavis:''' I'm scared!\\
'''Dracula:''' And burned their clothes! And bit their toes! And took their candy!
-->--Dracula reading ''Tales of Humans'' to Mavis in ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania''


[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]

->'''Nick:''' I'm such a sucker. Harken was never gonna promote me!\\
'''Kurt:''' That coked-up prick is gonna ruin Pellett Chemicals. He's just gonna fire everyone!\\
'''Dale:''' She stood there [[{{Unishment}} with her breasts right in my face!]]\\
'''Kurt:''' ...You know, yours doesn't sound that bad.

->I object...that this guy also broke my apartment and shit. And you know what else? I object that he's not gonna have any money to pay me after he pays back all the money he stole from the hospital! And I object, I OBJECT that he interrupted me while I was watching "Ow! My Balls!" That is NOT okay!
-->-- '''Frito Pendejo''', ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}''

->We loved our daughter but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit.
-->-- '''The Architect''', ''[[Film/ScaryMovie Scary Movie 3]]''

->Reckless endangerment of human life...willful disregard for private property...failure to signal for a safe lane change...
-->-- '''Joe Friday''' during a high-speed chase, ''Film/{{Dragnet}}''

->You shouldn't have killed my mother and squished my Walkman.
-->-- '''Peter Quill''', ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''

->I couldn't see how anyone could claim to love children in the generic any more than anyone could credibly claim to love people in a sufficiently sweeping sense as to embrace Pol Pot, Creator/DonRickles, and an upstairs neighbor who does 2,000 jumping jacks at three in the morning.

->'''Dr Ray Stantz''': Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
->'''Dr. Egon Spengler''': Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…
->'''Winston Zeddemore''': The dead rising from the grave!
->'''Dr. Peter Venkman''': Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together … mass hysteria!



->But let none of you suffer as a murderer, a thief, an evildoer, or as a busybody in other people's matters.
-->'''Literature/TheBible''', 1 Peter 4:15 (New King James Version)

->Holy water, a couple cloves of garlic, vials of salt, and iron filings filled the basket, intended to be door prizes for anything that showed up in an attempt to suck my blood, carry me off to faerieland, or sell me stale cookies.
-->--'''[[FirstPersonSmartass Harry Dresden]]''', inner monologuing in ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Death Masks]]''

-> El Salvador at the time Doakes was there had been a true three-ring circus of torture, rape, murder, and name-calling. (And no one had thought to invite me.)
-->-- '''Literature/{{Dexter}}''', ''Dearly Devoted Dexter''

->You're under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I dunno, possibly littering.
-->--'''Skulduggery Pleasant''', ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant''


[[folder:Live-action TV]]

->Here are the rules of Judaism as I understand them. One, thou shalt not kill. Two, thou shalt not commit adultery. Three, don't eat pork.
-->-- '''Creator/JonStewart'''

->If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and [[AcceptableTargets people who talk at the theater.]]
-->'''Book''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->'''Newsman''': Five o'clock, and all is well. Five o'clock, and all is well. Except that Maid Marion has been kidnapped, the sheriff's up to no good, that dog is stealing the cheese, Kermit's mad at Piggy, and it's really only 4:30.

->Southern Nigeria isn't my favorite place in the world. It's unstable, it's corrupt, and the people there eat a lot of terrible-smelling preserved fish.
-->--'''Michael Westen''', ''Series/BurnNotice''

->'''Tracy Jordan:''' If Wall St. crashes, it'll be the 1970s all over again. People will get mean, the streets won't be safe, it'll be graffiti everywhere, and the movies will only cost three dollars!\\
'''Larry King:''' Tracy Jordan - [[LampshadeHanging saying three serious things, and then a joke.]]

->Let me guess, my theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters, and you don't like my tie!
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Ghost Light"

->'''Danny Concannon:''' CJ, I'm not staying in the penalty box forever. I have covered the White House for eight years and I've done it with the ''New York Times'', the ''Washington Post'', ''Time'' Magazine, and the ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Dallas Morning News]]''! And I'm telling you you can't mess me around like this!\\
'''C.J. Cregg:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Danny, I gotta tell you, that was - seriously - that was a turn-on when you said that,]] [[LampshadeHanging though I don't know why you decided to be your most haughty on the]] ''[[LampshadeHanging Dallas Morning News]]'' [[LampshadeHanging in that sentence.]]

->'''Amelia Folch:''' ''(watching Rabbi Levi's ''auto-da-fé'' in 1491)'' I don't understand how people enjoy these things.
->'''Julián Martínez:''' The human being has always enjoyed other people's miseries. Otherwise there would have never been Roman circuses, ''autos-da-fé'', gossip television shows...

-> You just summoned aliens back to Earth. Actual aliens. Deadly aliens. Aliens. ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Of death]]''... And now you're taking your clothes off.
-->-- '''Rory''', to '''the Eleventh Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Eleventh Hour"

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

->'''Andy:''' Jason, I told you two weeks ago that I didn't want ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat Mortal Karnage II]]'' coming into this house. You have no one to blame but yourself.\\
'''Jason:''' But...but...\\
'''Andy:''' You're too young for this sort of thing. I mean, look at what it teaches: that human disembowelment is entertainment, that "winners" decapitate their enemies, that carnage is spelled with a "K".\\
'''Jason:''' I know carnage isn't spelled with a "K".\\
'''Andy:''' [[LampshadeHanging The sad part is, that's the least of my concerns.]]


[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]

->'''Wrestling/VickieGuerrero''': Well, who's on your list?\\
'''Wrestling/{{Christian}}''': Well, for starters, [[Wrestling/BretHart Bret "The Hitman" Hart]]... The Mountie, he's huge in these parts... [[Wrestling/SteveLombardi The Brooklyn Brawler]]... Jared, the Subway guy...\\
'''Vickie''': Oh, please... \\
'''Christian''': And Lester, the guy who loves chicken!\\
'''Vickie''': ... Who's Lester?\\
'''Christian''': Actually, I don't even know who Lester is, but he loves chicken!
-->-- ''[[Wrestling/{{WWESmackdown}} WWE [=SmackDown=]!]]''



->'''Adolf Hitler''': I started a war and killed millions of Jews!\\
'''Genghis Khan''': I slaughtered the Chinese!\\
'''Jeffrey Dahmer''': I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!\\
'''Johnnie Cochran''': I got O.J. freed!
-->-- ''Theatre/BookOfMormon'', "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream"


[[folder:Video Games]]

->Hacking through Horne's computer would have unearthed criminal plans, strategies for [[TakeOverTheWorld world domination]], [[ConspiracyTheorist spy helicopter reports]], [[BigBrotherIsWatching illegal wire tap recordings]], [[TheInternetIsForPorn internet porno]], all of the above. Take your pick.
-->-- '''VideoGame/MaxPayne'''

->You want my opinion, sir? This mission is FUBAR. We are up Shit Creek without a paddle. I miss my mommy.
-->-- '''Barney''', ''VideoGame/HeartOfEvil''

->The Yatagarasu sent a card saying, "I will be there to steal your dirtiest secret"... but all we've had is an arson and a murder! The lab boys are going in circles! You know what this is, sirs!? It's a breach of contract, and it's going on the rap sheet!
-->--'''Dick Gumshoe''', ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigations''


[[folder:Web Animation]]

->I'm Dr. Robotnik, I say what I want! I say pingas! I say pussy! I say butt! I say crud and sludge!
-->--[[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop ''Robotnik Says the N-word'']]

->I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna rape him, I'm gonna eat his fucking costume!
-->--'''TheJuggernaut [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch (bitch!)]]''', ''WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment's GagDub of WesternAnimation/XMen''



->Look at that thing. It probably ate a puppy for breakfast right before it burned down an orphanage and talked loudly on a cell phone at a restaurant.
-->--'''Dan Shive''', Webcomic/ElGoonishShive, the rant on [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-09 this]] page.

->I bet they grow their hair into little horns, and they offer live sacrifices to appease their Naked Master. And they don't let you have a television in your room.
-->--'''Robin''', theorizing on the exact nature of [[ComedicSociopath Mike's]] parents in ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''

->[[BreakThemByTalking (Breaking Speech)]]: ''I hate your kind of slave! A little stupid college girl who's trying to find her sexuality... An asshole cunt that thinks being a slave is just a little role-playing!!! The kind of bitch that thinks she can manipulate a man by giving him the kind of sex he likes. '''But above all, [[{{beat}} ...]] I HATE BLONDES!!!'''''
-->--'''Miss Orchid''' to '''Vanessa''' the blonde SexySecretary, ''OrchidGarden'' part II

->You have chosen to report a crime in progress. For theft, burglary, vandalism, or loitering press 'one.' For assault, reckless endangerment, rioting, or telemarketing press 'two.' For attempted murder, murder, attempted suicide, suicide, attempted spam, or actual spam, press three.
-->--'''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-04-06 2003-04-06]]


[[folder:Web Original]]

->Whoa! Holy shit! We love the way the writer crammed in every scary word they could think of: rape, war, cancer, emphysema, respiratory distress, anemia, constipation, irritability, blindness, [[CanadaEh Canada.]]
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' "[[http://www.cracked.com/article_16785_7-retarded-food-myths-internet-thinks-are-true_p2.html#ixzz1cJTRi8jw 7 Retarded Food Myths the Internet Thinks Are True]]"

->In my time online I've been called "fag" approximately 104,165 times. I keep an Excel spreadsheet. I've also been called "asshole" and "cockweasel" and "fuckcamel" and "cuntwaffle" and "shitglutton" and "porksword" and "wangbasket" and "shitwhistle" and "thundercunt" and "fartminge" and "shitflannel" and "knobgoblin" and "boring."
-->--'''David Wong''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7-reasons-21st-century-making-you-miserable.html#ixzz34Ryhxl5w "7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable"]]

->Radio/AlexJones-style, [=McKinney=] believes more or less every [[ConspiracyTheorist conspiracy theory]] she has encountered. A selection of claims [=McKinney=] has endorsed is that the US military shot and killed 5000 prisoners during Katrina and dumped their bodies, a multitude of 9/11 conspiracy theories (unsurprisingly), and that Jeb Bush was running a drug ring out of Columbia while he was governor of Florida. Conspiracy theories concerning famous assassinations endorsed by [=McKinney=] include believing that James Earl Ray did not kill Martin Luther King Jr., that Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill JFK, that Sirhan Sirhan did not kill Robert F. Kennedy, and -- particularly vehemently -- that [[Music/TheNotoriousBIG Biggie]] did not kill [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac.]]
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2011/11/266-cynthia-mckinney.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]''

->The following weapons are not legal choices in a duel: Steamroller, Nerve Gas, Landmine, Midget.
-->'''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG,''' ''#207.''

->In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
-->--[[http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm Hundreds of proofs of God's existence, #10]]

->"Basically, [Devil Fruits] are supernatural fruits that give you one [[SuperpowerLottery totally random, but usually really awesome, superpower if you eat them]], [[CursedWithAwesome at the cost of your ability to swim]]. [[PhlebotinumOverload And you must never eat more than one fruit in your life, or you explode]]....and [[TastesLikeFeet they taste kinda like Grandma's armpit]]."
-->-- [[Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars Leia Weiss]], on the subject of [[Manga/OnePiece Devil Fruit]]

->Website/FourChan is a blunderbuss. It's a giant cannon filled with fuckin screws, nails, bodyparts, shit and waifu.


[[folder:Web Video]]

->You got all your normal kinds of monster madness going on here in the background. Killer Plants, Spiders, Minotaurs, Tem--whoa. '''Tempura Shrimp?''' ''Ohhhhh.'' This is going to be [[EverythingTryingToKillYou one of THOSE days]], isn't it?
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' on ''VideoGame/MonsterParty''

->''WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK. [[[Anime/MadBull34 This work]] contains] Murder, gore, sex, sexism, nudity, attempted rape, Brooklyn accents''
-->''LetsPlay/ChipCheezum''[='s=] warning for '''Mad Bull 34'''

->This is a little...psycho shrine where you collect pieces of things from people that you stalk. For instance, a band-aid from which you can get Hepatitis C, a toothbrush where you can get Gingivitis and an apple where you can get a healthy nutritious snack.
-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Tear of Grace}}''' playing ''VideoGame/YandereSimulator''.

->''"Red lights, walking backwards, GIVE ME SOME MORE PRESSURE, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH! '''YES! BIOHAZARD! PERFECT! THANK YOU!''' AAAHH, FALLING TO MY DEATH! TANK OF ACID, SUPERB! ''[annoyed]'' Sidestepping..."''
-->--'''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Lincoln Sternn. You stand here accused of ''twelve'' counts of murder in the first degree, ''fourteen counts'' of armed theft of Federation Property, ''twenty two'' counts of piracy in high space, ''eighteen'' counts of fraud, ''thirty seven'' counts of rape...and one moving violation.
-->--'''Prosecutor:''', ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal''

->We've fought evil ninjas, evil robots, evil monsters... but cancelling my {{Saturday Morning Cartoon}}s?! That's the evillest evil ever!
-->-- '''Michaelangelo''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFightForTheFoxBox''

->[[ThisCannotBe Impossible!]] You cannot defeat me! You are not worthy! You are inferior! And [[PreAssKickingOneLiner your joke]] stinks!
-->'''[[SmallNameBigEgo Thundercracker]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated''

->'''Killer Moth''': If you don't want your city destroyed, you'll give in to my demands. The city will declare me ruler, the Titans will surrender, and Robin...will take this lovely young lady to her junior prom.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' (TheAnimatedSeries)

->'''Bully''': That’s 522 wallets, 391 purses, 912 gold coins, and a yo-yo!

->I'm all alone! Adrift at sea! ...Without breakfast."
-->--'''Owen,''' ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama''

->You smashed me into a limbless cloud, you trapped me in your bubble-dungeon, and ''you called me 'cute'!''
-->--'''Peridot''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

[[folder:Real Life]]

->If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nail biters.
-->-- '''[[HeteroNormativeCrusader Anita Bryant]]''', scourge of Sodom

->''"Demarco Harris was found guilty of felony murder, armed robbery, and felony firearm and curfew violation."''
-->-- '''Gabriel Falcon''', "[[http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2010/05/06/fate-of-12-year-old-killer/ Fate of 12-year-old killer?]]" from ''[=AC360°=]'' on CNN.com

->''"...on Telephone Scatologia, Necrophilia, Zoophilia, Urophilia, Coprophilia, and Partialism... Partialism... characterized as sexually arousing fantasies, urges and sexual behaviors with an exclusive focus on part of the (human) body..."''
-->--''The DSM Diagnostic Criteria for Paraphilia Not Otherwise Specified'', ''MP Kafka''

->'''''Grand Larceny:''' 4 points. We use this as a catchall for players being involved in crime so outrageous and [[CrazyPrepared well-planned]] it can only be described as [[TheDreaded 'nefarious']], [[ConsummateProfessional 'professional']] or [[TheGovernment 'legislation'.]]''
-->-- [[http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Fulmer_Cup#Rules The scoring rules]] for the Fulmer Cup

->That's how you recognize commuists: they're insane, possessed by the devil, eat children, and what's more, [[HypocriticalHumor they lack objectiveness.]]
-->-- French humorist Pierre Desproges on communists.

->The evil is in the White House at the present time. And that evil is a man who has no care and no concern for the working class of America and the future generations of America, and who likes to ride a horse.
-->-- US House Speaker '''Tip O'Neill''', on President UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan.

->''WARNING: This program contains monsters, nudity, gorillas, violence and wrestlers!''
-->-- The disclaimer on the back of the [=DVD=] box for '''Something Weird Video''''s ''Extra Weird Sampler.''

->''I’ve noticed a lot of cute little ghosts, goblins, and Taylor Swifts walking up and down my road.''
-->-- Disastercake, in [[http://www.disastercake.com/blog/soul-saga-update-22-happy-halloween/ the Halloween 2015 blog update]]

->''With one tweet, Trump can change headlines on cable news, move financial markets or cause world leaders to worry. With one tweet last week, Trump inflamed a conflict with China. With another tweet on Tuesday, Trump caused Boeing stock to plummet. With a third on Wednesday night, Trump prompted a series of threatening calls to the home of a union leader who had called him a liar.''
-->-- '''Jenna Johnson''' of The Washington Post, in [[http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/this-is-what-happens-when-donald-trump-attacks-a-private-citizen-on-twitter/ar-AAljS3f?li=BBnb7Kz This is what happens when Donald Trump attacks a private citizen on Twitter]]

->''I would say that a modernist in government is an anarchist and Bolshevik; in science he is an evolutionist; in business he is a Commmunist; in art a futurist; in music his name is jazz; and in religion an atheist and infidel''
-->--'''M. E. Dodd'' of Louisiana, in ''Christian Index'' (1925)

->''There were of course catastrophic misjudgments, too: Rolling Stone infamously put one of the terrorists behind the Boston Marathon bombings on the cover in a glamour-boy pose...It also published a laughably, shockingly shoddy piece of journalism alleging to detail the case of a rape at the University of Virginia, a piece of non-journalism that turned out to be something much closer to [[FalseRapeAccusation pure fiction]], one for which the magazine has already lost one defamation suit and has been obliged to settle with another party for more than $1 million. The damage to Rolling Stone’s bottom line could have been worse; the damage to its reputation could hardly have. The high-minded magazine also once fired a guy for writing a negative review of a Hootie and the Blowfish record. Rank those transgressions as you will.''
-->--'''Kevin Williamson''' of [[http://www.nationalreview.com/article/451483/jann-wenner-rolling-stone-entrepreneur-sells-magazine National Review Online]], on Rolling Stone