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-->--''Literature/JonathanStrangeAndMrNorrell''

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-->--''Literature/JonathanStrangeAndMrNorrell''-->--''Literature/JonathanStrangeAndMrNorrell''

->''Blaze, the next time you don't bring protective gear on the mission, I will have Dr. Kal'tsit forbid you from consuming alcoholic beverages.''
-->-- Comment in '''Blaze's''' personnel files, ''VideoGame/{{Arknights}}''
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->'''[[VideoGame/BioshockInfinite Elizabeth]]:''' I took drugs?!
->'''Rosalind:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Your grasp of the obvious remains commendable]].
->'''Elizabeth:''' Yes, but... drugs in [[VideoGame/Bioshock1 Rapture]]? Right before the New Years' Eve attacks? Why didn't I realize how dangerous that'd be?
->'''Robert:''' In your defence, you were extremely drunk at the time.
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13208214/1/After-The-Burial After The Burial]]''

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->'''[[VideoGame/BioshockInfinite Elizabeth]]:''' I took drugs?!
->'''Rosalind:''' [[DeadpanSnarker
drugs?!\\
'''Rosalind:'''
Your grasp of the obvious remains commendable]].
->'''Elizabeth:'''
commendable.\\
'''Elizabeth:'''
Yes, but... drugs in [[VideoGame/Bioshock1 Rapture]]? Right before the New Years' Eve attacks? Why didn't I realize how dangerous that'd be?
->'''Robert:'''
be?\\
'''Robert:'''
In your defence, you were extremely drunk at the time.
-->--''[[https://www.-->--''Fanfic/AfterTheBurial'': [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13208214/1/After-The-Burial After net/s/13208214/2/After-The-Burial "Chapter 2: The Burial]]''
Night Before"]]



->'''Lister:''' But [[LotusEaterMachine Better Than Life]]'s addictive! I ''knew'' that.
->'''Kryten:''' You were drunk, Mister David; you thought you'd be okay just to go into the Game and tell the Cat [[TheMostDangerousVideoGame what danger he was in]]. But once you'd linked up with the Cat's headband, you didn't come out.
->'''Rimmer:''' What about me? Why did I go in?
->'''Kryten:''' You were drunk too. You said [[SuicidalOverconfidence you had the willpower to drag them both out]]. You got Holly to splice you into the Game, and that was the last we saw of you.

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->'''Lister:''' But [[LotusEaterMachine Better Than Life]]'s Life's addictive! I ''knew'' that.
->'''Kryten:'''
that.\\
'''Kryten:'''
You were drunk, Mister David; you thought you'd be okay just to go into the Game and tell the Cat [[TheMostDangerousVideoGame what danger he was in]]. in. But once you'd linked up with the Cat's headband, you didn't come out.
->'''Rimmer:'''
out.\\
'''Rimmer:'''
What about me? Why did I go in?
->'''Kryten:'''
in?\\
'''Kryten:'''
You were drunk too. You said [[SuicidalOverconfidence you had the willpower to drag them both out]].out. You got Holly to splice you into the Game, and that was the last we saw of you.



->The fact of the matter was that one Sunday morning [[MilitaryMage Strange]] was drinking brandy for breakfast at a hotel in St Jean de Luz with three Captains and two lieutenants of the 16th Light Dragoons. He was explaining to these gentlemen the theory behind [[{{Teleportation}} the magical transportation of various objects]]. It was an entirely futile undertaking: they would not have understood him very well had they been sober and neither they nor Strange had been entirely sober for two days. By way of an illustration [[RegionalRedecoration Strange swapped the positions of the two churches with the congregations still inside them]]. He fully intended to change them round again before the people came out, but shortly afterwards he was called away to a game of billiards and never thought of it again.

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->The fact of the matter was that one Sunday morning [[MilitaryMage Strange]] Strange was drinking brandy for breakfast at a hotel in St Jean de Luz with three Captains and two lieutenants of the 16th Light Dragoons. He was explaining to these gentlemen the theory behind [[{{Teleportation}} the magical transportation of various objects]].objects. It was an entirely futile undertaking: they would not have understood him very well had they been sober and neither they nor Strange had been entirely sober for two days. By way of an illustration [[RegionalRedecoration Strange swapped the positions of the two churches with the congregations still inside them]].them. He fully intended to change them round again before the people came out, but shortly afterwards he was called away to a game of billiards and never thought of it again.
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-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers''

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-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers''Drivers''

->The fact of the matter was that one Sunday morning [[MilitaryMage Strange]] was drinking brandy for breakfast at a hotel in St Jean de Luz with three Captains and two lieutenants of the 16th Light Dragoons. He was explaining to these gentlemen the theory behind [[{{Teleportation}} the magical transportation of various objects]]. It was an entirely futile undertaking: they would not have understood him very well had they been sober and neither they nor Strange had been entirely sober for two days. By way of an illustration [[RegionalRedecoration Strange swapped the positions of the two churches with the congregations still inside them]]. He fully intended to change them round again before the people came out, but shortly afterwards he was called away to a game of billiards and never thought of it again.
-->--''Literature/JonathanStrangeAndMrNorrell''
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/PlanetDolan Melissa Morgan]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDEPwu2pBQ DUMB THINGS WE'VE DONE WHILE DRUNK #4]]''

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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/PlanetDolan '''[[WebAnimation/PlanetDolan Melissa Morgan]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDEPwu2pBQ DUMB THINGS WE'VE DONE WHILE DRUNK #4]]''
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-->--'''[[Literature/TheBible Proverbs 20:1]]'''

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-->--'''[[Literature/TheBible Proverbs 20:1]]'''20:1]]'''

->'''Lister:''' But [[LotusEaterMachine Better Than Life]]'s addictive! I ''knew'' that.
->'''Kryten:''' You were drunk, Mister David; you thought you'd be okay just to go into the Game and tell the Cat [[TheMostDangerousVideoGame what danger he was in]]. But once you'd linked up with the Cat's headband, you didn't come out.
->'''Rimmer:''' What about me? Why did I go in?
->'''Kryten:''' You were drunk too. You said [[SuicidalOverconfidence you had the willpower to drag them both out]]. You got Holly to splice you into the Game, and that was the last we saw of you.
-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers''
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-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13208214/1/After-The-Burial After The Burial]]''

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-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13208214/1/After-The-Burial After The Burial]]''Burial]]''

->''"Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise."''
-->--'''[[Literature/TheBible Proverbs 20:1]]'''
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-->-- '''Music/{{Psychostick}}''', "Beer"

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-->-- '''Music/{{Psychostick}}''', "Beer""Beer"

->'''[[VideoGame/BioshockInfinite Elizabeth]]:''' I took drugs?!
->'''Rosalind:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Your grasp of the obvious remains commendable]].
->'''Elizabeth:''' Yes, but... drugs in [[VideoGame/Bioshock1 Rapture]]? Right before the New Years' Eve attacks? Why didn't I realize how dangerous that'd be?
->'''Robert:''' In your defence, you were extremely drunk at the time.
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13208214/1/After-The-Burial After The Burial]]''
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-->-- '''Music/{{Psychostick}}'', "Beer"

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-->-- '''Music/{{Psychostick}}'', '''Music/{{Psychostick}}''', "Beer"

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--> --The prelude to either a good time or this trope played straight.

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--> --The -->-- The prelude to either a good time or this trope played straight.



-->-- '''[[WebVideo/PlanetDolan Melissa Morgan]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDEPwu2pBQ DUMB THINGS WE'VE DONE WHILE DRUNK #4]]''

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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/PlanetDolan Melissa Morgan]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDEPwu2pBQ DUMB THINGS WE'VE DONE WHILE DRUNK #4]]''#4]]''

->''"They say beer will make me dumb\\
It are go good with pizza!"''
-->-- '''Music/{{Psychostick}}'', "Beer"
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->''Hold my beer.''
--> --The prelude to either a good time or this trope played straight.
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->''"My friends and I were hosting a poker night, and I'd never played poker before, but for some reason, with liquid confidence in my system (the equivalent to about an entire bottle of wine), I was incredibly confident that luck was on my side. [[RealityEnsues Of course, it was not]], but, you know, alcohol makes you think it is. Needless to say, I ended up losing over $300. that night. So, kids, don't drink and gamble because you will lose. A lot. Probably. Just don't do it."''

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->''"My friends and I were hosting a poker night, and I'd never played poker before, but for some reason, with liquid confidence in my system (the equivalent to about an entire bottle of wine), I was incredibly confident that luck was on my side. [[RealityEnsues Of course, it was not]], but, you know, alcohol makes you think it is. Needless to say, I ended up losing over $300. $300 that night. So, kids, don't drink and gamble because you will lose. A lot. Probably. Just don't do it."''
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-->--''VideoGame/WestOfLoathing''

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-->--''VideoGame/WestOfLoathing''-->--''VideoGame/WestOfLoathing''

->''"My friends and I were hosting a poker night, and I'd never played poker before, but for some reason, with liquid confidence in my system (the equivalent to about an entire bottle of wine), I was incredibly confident that luck was on my side. [[RealityEnsues Of course, it was not]], but, you know, alcohol makes you think it is. Needless to say, I ended up losing over $300. that night. So, kids, don't drink and gamble because you will lose. A lot. Probably. Just don't do it."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/PlanetDolan Melissa Morgan]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDEPwu2pBQ DUMB THINGS WE'VE DONE WHILE DRUNK #4]]''

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----->'''Player''': You deputized a gun?\\
'''Sherf''': You're new in town, maybe you ain't noticed -- but there ain't much to do here 'cept drink.
-->--''VideoGame/WestOfLoathing''
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->'''Kyle''': Dude, why is your store called the IndianBurialGround Pet Store?
->'''Store owner''': Well there was an indian burial ground here before I bought it.
->'''Stan''': So you just built your store on an indian burial ground!?
->'''Store owner''': Oh hell no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them and then buried them again upside down
->'''Kyle''': Why!?
->'''Store owner''': Why? I don't know. I was drunk.

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->'''Kyle''': Dude, why is your store called the IndianBurialGround Pet Store?
->'''Store
Store?\\
'''Store
owner''': Well there was an indian Indian burial ground here before I bought it.
->'''Stan''':
it.\\
'''Stan''':
So you just built your store on an indian Indian burial ground!?
->'''Store
ground!?\\
'''Store
owner''': Oh hell no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them and then buried them again upside down
->'''Kyle''': Why!?
->'''Store
down.\\
'''Kyle''': Why!?\\
'''Store
owner''': Why? I don't know. I was drunk.



->'''Dwight Conrad:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
->'''Fry:''' [[IResembleThatRemark No I'm... doesnt!]]
->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "Route of All Evil"

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->'''Dwight Conrad:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
->'''Fry:'''
stupid.\\
'''Fry:'''
[[IResembleThatRemark No I'm... doesnt!]]
->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
doesn't!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
"Route of All Evil"
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--> --'''CharlesDarwin'''

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--> --'''CharlesDarwin'''
--'''UsefulNotes/CharlesDarwin'''
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->'''Fry:''' No I'm... doesnt!

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->'''Fry:''' [[IResembleThatRemark No I'm... doesnt! doesnt!]]
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-->--''TheBigBangTheory''

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-->--''TheBigBangTheory''
-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
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-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams'''

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-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams''''''Creator/RobinWilliams'''

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->''"I believe alcoholics are God's rodeo clowns. We're the ones doing the stupid shit nobody else will do."''
-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams'''
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-->-- ''SouthPark''

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-->-- ''SouthPark''
''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
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->''"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."''
--> --'''CharlesDarwin'''
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'''Leonard:''' ''What!?''\\

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'''Leonard:''' ''What!?''\\What?\\
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'''Leonard:''' ''What?''\\

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'''Leonard:''' ''What?''\\''What!?''\\



'''Leonard:''' I would hope so!?

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'''Leonard:''' I would hope so!?''hope'' so!
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->'''Penny:''' [My ex boyfriend] got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car. \\
'''Leonard:''' ''What?''\\
'''Penny:''' He was drunk.\\
'''Leonard:''' I would hope so!?
-->--''TheBigBangTheory''
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->'''Dwight Conrad:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid.\\

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->'''Dwight Conrad:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid.\\
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-.'''Fry:''' No I'm... doesnt!

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-.'''Fry:''' ->'''Fry:''' No I'm... doesnt!
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-->'''Dwight Conrad:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid.\\
--.'''Fry:''' No I'm... doesnt!
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "Route of All Evil"

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-->'''Dwight ->'''Dwight Conrad:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid.\\
--.-.'''Fry:''' No I'm... doesnt!
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': ->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "Route of All Evil"
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-->-- ''SouthPark''

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-->-- ''SouthPark''''SouthPark''

-->'''Dwight Conrad:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid.\\
--.'''Fry:''' No I'm... doesnt!
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "Route of All Evil"
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Kyle: Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?
Store owner: Well there was an indian burial ground here before I bought it.
Stan: So you just built your store on an indian burial ground!?
Store owner: Oh hell no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them and then buried them again upside down
Kyle: Why!?
Store owner: Why? I don't know. I was drunk.
— SouthPark

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Kyle: ->'''Kyle''': Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground IndianBurialGround Pet Store?
Store owner:
Store?
->'''Store owner''':
Well there was an indian burial ground here before I bought it.
Stan:
it.
->'''Stan''':
So you just built your store on an indian burial ground!?
Store owner:
ground!?
->'''Store owner''':
Oh hell no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them and then buried them again upside down
Kyle: Why!?
Store owner:
->'''Kyle''': Why!?
->'''Store owner''':
Why? I don't know. I was drunk.
— SouthPark
drunk.
-->-- ''SouthPark''
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Kyle: Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?
Store owner: Well there was an indian burial ground here before I bought it.
Stan: So you just built your store on an indian burial ground!?
Store owner: Oh hell no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them and then buried them again upside down
Kyle: Why!?
Store owner: Why? I don't know. I was drunk.
— SouthPark

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