History Quotes / AlcoholInducedIdiocy

28th Nov '17 11:47:44 AM nm3youtube
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->''"My friends and I were hosting a poker night, and I'd never played poker before, but for some reason, with liquid confidence in my system (the equivalent to about an entire bottle of wine), I was incredibly confident that luck was on my side. [[RealityEnsues Of course, it was not]], but, you know, alcohol makes you think it is. Needless to say, I ended up losing over $300. that night. So, kids, don't drink and gamble because you will lose. A lot. Probably. Just don't do it."''

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->''"My friends and I were hosting a poker night, and I'd never played poker before, but for some reason, with liquid confidence in my system (the equivalent to about an entire bottle of wine), I was incredibly confident that luck was on my side. [[RealityEnsues Of course, it was not]], but, you know, alcohol makes you think it is. Needless to say, I ended up losing over $300. $300 that night. So, kids, don't drink and gamble because you will lose. A lot. Probably. Just don't do it."''
28th Nov '17 11:47:02 AM nm3youtube
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-->--''VideoGame/WestOfLoathing''

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-->--''VideoGame/WestOfLoathing''-->--''VideoGame/WestOfLoathing''

->''"My friends and I were hosting a poker night, and I'd never played poker before, but for some reason, with liquid confidence in my system (the equivalent to about an entire bottle of wine), I was incredibly confident that luck was on my side. [[RealityEnsues Of course, it was not]], but, you know, alcohol makes you think it is. Needless to say, I ended up losing over $300. that night. So, kids, don't drink and gamble because you will lose. A lot. Probably. Just don't do it."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/PlanetDolan Melissa Morgan]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDEPwu2pBQ DUMB THINGS WE'VE DONE WHILE DRUNK #4]]''
16th Aug '17 7:24:20 PM wingedcatgirl
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----->'''Player''': You deputized a gun?\\
'''Sherf''': You're new in town, maybe you ain't noticed -- but there ain't much to do here 'cept drink.
-->--''VideoGame/WestOfLoathing''
28th May '17 7:10:09 PM infernape612
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->'''Kyle''': Dude, why is your store called the IndianBurialGround Pet Store?
->'''Store owner''': Well there was an indian burial ground here before I bought it.
->'''Stan''': So you just built your store on an indian burial ground!?
->'''Store owner''': Oh hell no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them and then buried them again upside down
->'''Kyle''': Why!?
->'''Store owner''': Why? I don't know. I was drunk.

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->'''Kyle''': Dude, why is your store called the IndianBurialGround Pet Store?
->'''Store
Store?\\
'''Store
owner''': Well there was an indian Indian burial ground here before I bought it.
->'''Stan''':
it.\\
'''Stan''':
So you just built your store on an indian Indian burial ground!?
->'''Store
ground!?\\
'''Store
owner''': Oh hell no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them and then buried them again upside down
->'''Kyle''': Why!?
->'''Store
down.\\
'''Kyle''': Why!?\\
'''Store
owner''': Why? I don't know. I was drunk.



->'''Dwight Conrad:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
->'''Fry:''' [[IResembleThatRemark No I'm... doesnt!]]
->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "Route of All Evil"

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->'''Dwight Conrad:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
->'''Fry:'''
stupid.\\
'''Fry:'''
[[IResembleThatRemark No I'm... doesnt!]]
->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
doesn't!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
"Route of All Evil"
24th Jul '16 10:32:31 AM nombretomado
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--> --'''CharlesDarwin'''

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--> --'''CharlesDarwin'''
--'''UsefulNotes/CharlesDarwin'''
14th Mar '15 12:30:29 PM henry42
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->'''Fry:''' No I'm... doesnt!

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->'''Fry:''' [[IResembleThatRemark No I'm... doesnt! doesnt!]]
1st Jun '13 7:56:41 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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-->--''TheBigBangTheory''

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-->--''TheBigBangTheory''
-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
14th Apr '13 10:01:17 PM Premonition45
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-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams'''

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-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams''''''Creator/RobinWilliams'''

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14th Apr '13 10:00:54 PM Premonition45
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->''"I believe alcoholics are God's rodeo clowns. We're the ones doing the stupid shit nobody else will do."''
-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams'''
25th Oct '12 8:18:33 AM EarlOfSandvich
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-->-- ''SouthPark''

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-->-- ''SouthPark''
''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
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