History PlayingWith / DestructoNookie

** Alice and Bob broke the bed not just of their coitus, but the bed's designer did not apply proper maintenance. Or the bed was really old and could not hold on any longer.

* '''Invoked''': ""Fuck me hard enough to break the bed!" the woman cried out as she panted with ragged lust".

** ""Slow down!" Bob pleaded with the siren atop him, "I can't afford a new bed!""

** Alice and Bob do it so hard that the bedroom walls shatter, the house burns down, the [[EarthShatteringKaboom planet blows up]], [[DisasterDominoes and then...]]

** Alice and Bob do it so hard that the bedroom walls shatter, the house burns down, the [[EarthShatteringKaboom planet blows up]], [[DisasterDominoes and then]]...

** Alice and Bob do it so hard that the bedroom walls shatter, the house burns down, the [[EarthShatteringKaboom planet blows up]]...

* Alice and Bob broke the bed not just of their coitus, but the bed’s designer did not apply proper maintenance. Or the bed was really old and could not hold on any longer.

* Alice and Bob broke the bed not just of their coitus, but the bed’s designer did not apply proper maintenance. Or the bed was really old and could not hold on no longer.

* '''Exaggerated''': Alice and Bob do it so hard that the bedroom walls shatter, the house burns down, the [[EarthShatteringKaboom planet blows up]]...

** Turns out that trying to have sex in broken furniture is a whole lot less comfortable and safe that [[TelevisionIsTryingToKillUs erotica usually portrays it]]. Sooner rather than later, Alice and Bob decide (after the Nth time pulling out splinters from uncomfortable places) that it's not worth it.

* '''Deconstructed''': Alice loves the violent sex because she has severe anger issues to work out. Bob, unfortunately, has almost been driven bankrupt by having to buy all the replacement furniture for the items that keep getting broken during sex.

* '''Defied''': ""Slow down!" Bob pleaded with the siren atop him, "I can't afford a new bed!""

%%* '''Implied''': ???

* '''Straight''': Alice and Bob do it so hard that the bed breaks.

* '''Downplayed''': Alice kicks a lamp over and Bob rips a curtain.

* '''Parodied''': Alice and Bob do it so hard that the bedroom floor collapses. Said bed, with them fucking atop it, lands in someone else's living room. Said someone else stares with wide eyes before diving out of the way to avoid any, ahem, collateral damage.

* '''Straight''': Alice and Bob fuck so hard that the bed breaks.
* '''Exaggerated''': Alice and Bob fuck so hard that the bedroom walls shatter, the house burns down, the [[EarthShatteringKaboom planet blows up]]...

* '''Parodied''': Alice and Bob fuck so hard that the bedroom floor collapses. Said bed, with them fucking atop it, lands in someone else's living room. Said someone else stares with wide eyes before diving out of the way to avoid any, ahem, collateral damage.

* '''Exaggerated''': Alice and Bob fuck so hard that the bedroom walls shatter, the house burns down, the [[EarthShatteringKaboom planet blows up]]...

* '''Deconstructed''': Alice loves the violent sex because she has severe anger issues to work out. Bob, unfortunately, has almost been driven bankrupt by having to buy all the replacement furniture for the items that keep getting broken during sex.
* '''Reconstructed''': Alice and Bob buy a titanium bedframe and reinforce the floor and walls.

* '''Invoked''': ""Fuck me hard enough to break the bed!" the woman cried out as she panted with ragged lust."
* '''Exploited:''' Alice has a superpower that can only be activated while aroused. Bob seduces her, not for the sex, but [[PowerPerversionPotential so that he can force her to involuntarily destroy an entire city block]], making it easier for his mooks to loot and plunder.

* '''Discussed''': "Don't go barefoot in the kitchen. Those perverts pounding away next door ended up knocking my good china off the wall and I may have missed a shard or two."
* '''Conversed''': "You'd have to deliberately break things to cause that much damage to a laundry room, and there's no way I'd concentrate enough during the act of love to do so."

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** Alice and Bob both have SuperStrength and/or their bed is really, really old.

* '''Inverted''':
** Alice and Bob have tender sex that doesn't break anything at all.
** Alice and Bob manage to repair a bed while having sex.
* '''Subverted''': Alice and Bob have really rough, angry sex that doesn't break anything, even if it looks like the furniture is on its last legs.
* '''Double Subverted''': That furniture which is on its last legs? It collapses during the afterglow.
* '''Parodied''':
** Alice and Bob fuck so hard that the bedroom floor collapses. Said bed, with them fucking atop it, lands in someone else's living room. Said someone else stares with wide eyes before diving out of the way to avoid any, ahem, collateral damage.
** Alice has a superpower that can only be activated while aroused. Bob deliberately molests her, not for the sex, but [[PowerPerversionPotential so that he can force her to involuntarily destroy an entire city block]], making it easier for his mooks to loot and plunder. Here, [[CardCarryingVillain destruction is the goal]], not just a logical(?) consequence.
* '''Deconstructed''': Alice loves the violent sex because she has severe anger issues that are only resolved through combative fucking. Bob, unfortunately, has almost been driven bankrupt by having to buy all the replacement furniture for the items that keep getting broken during sex.

* '''Enforced''': The [[ExecutiveMeddling executives]] turned the drama into a teen sex comedy.

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* '''Justified''': Alice and Bob both have SuperStrength and/or their bed is really, really old.

* '''Inverted''': Alice and Bob have tender sex that doesn't break anything at all.

* '''Parodied''': Alice and Bob fuck so hard that the bedroom floor collapses. Said bed, with them fucking atop it, lands in someone else's living room. Said someone else stares with wide eyes before diving out of the way to avoid any, ahem, collateral damage.

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* '''Zig Zagged''': After three trips to Ikea and a letter from the super regarding cracks in the ceiling of the apartment below, Alice and Bob agree to tone things down. They do their best, but after Alice gets the big promotion neither of them can hold back and in a wild night of passion Bob ends up [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean losing his deposit]] when [[ImmodestOrgasm their mutual shouting and moaning]] start breaking windows.

'''DestructoNookie''': Coitus so violent that the result is property damage.