History PlayingWith / BeardOfBarbarism

27th Aug '14 1:41:08 PM LadyJafaria
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* '''Exploited''': ???

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* '''Exploited''': ???Someone puts on a fake beard so that others will think he's a barbarian and be intimidated.
17th Aug '13 7:46:53 PM JIKTV
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** "Thy puny beard shall not avail you, Southerner, for mine is thicker, fuller, and more [=Badass=]."

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** "Thy puny beard shall not avail you, Southerner, for mine is thicker, fuller, and more [=Badass=].{{Badass}}."
17th Aug '13 7:46:35 PM JIKTV
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** "Thy puny beard shall not avail you, Southerner, for mine is thicker, fuller, and more BadAss."

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** "Thy puny beard shall not avail you, Southerner, for mine is thicker, fuller, and more BadAss.[=Badass=]."
21st Jun '13 6:46:27 PM VPhantom
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* '''Justified''': Wurg lives at a time before blades sharp enough to shave with had been developed, or at least before they became widespread.

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* '''Justified''': '''Justified''':
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Wurg lives at a time before blades sharp enough to shave with had been developed, or at least before they became widespread.
21st Jun '13 3:04:38 PM TheLyniezian
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** In Wurg's culture, your beard is a sign of how masculine you are.
13th Mar '13 9:07:58 AM Scrounge
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* '''Justified''': Wurg lives at a time before blades sharp enough to shave with had been developed.

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* '''Justified''': Wurg lives at a time before blades sharp enough to shave with had been developed.developed, or at least before they became widespread.
12th Mar '13 1:56:45 PM LadyJafaria
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* '''Downplayed''': ???

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* '''Downplayed''': ???The resident ProudWarriorRaceGuy has a bushy, but usually clean, beard.
7th Dec '12 7:20:45 PM VPhantom
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* '''Downplayed''': ???



* '''Parodied''': Wurg decorates his epic waist length beard with the heads of his enemies, and [[HairyHammerspace uses it to store all his possessions.]]
* '''Deconstructed''': Wurg's beard is constantly pulled on by his enemies, and he looses several fights because of this disadvantage. And between tradition demanding he have a beard and the lack of decent razor blades and a mirror, it's not he could go clean shaven. Unable to slaughter hordes of enemies, the SorcerousOverlord treats him as a joke.
* '''Reconstructed''':
** But it still protects his face from the bitter cold. Wurg finds that if he puts the fangs and claws of beasts he has slain in his beard, anyone trying to grab it will get their hand torn up, and his beard is no longer a disadvantage. He goes on to slay his way to the top of a mountain of corpses with a hot naked chick clinging to his legs, and the SorcerousOverlord develops an intense fear of bearded men.
** An enemy grabs Wurg's beard to try to slow him down. Wurg grins, says "A lot of men have tried that before you," and instagibs him.

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* '''Parodied''': Wurg decorates his epic waist length beard with the heads of his enemies, and [[HairyHammerspace uses it to store all his possessions.]]
* '''Deconstructed''': Wurg's beard is constantly pulled on by his enemies, and he looses several fights because of this disadvantage. And between tradition demanding he have a beard and the lack of decent razor blades and a mirror, it's not he could go clean shaven. Unable to slaughter hordes of enemies, the SorcerousOverlord treats him as a joke.
* '''Reconstructed''':
** But it still protects his face from the bitter cold. Wurg finds that if he puts the fangs and claws of beasts he has slain in his beard, anyone trying to grab it will get their hand torn up, and his beard is no longer a disadvantage. He goes on to slay his way to the top of a mountain of corpses with a hot naked chick clinging to his legs, and the SorcerousOverlord develops an intense fear of bearded men.
** An enemy grabs Wurg's beard to try to slow him down. Wurg grins, says "A lot of men have tried that before you," and instagibs him.
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* '''Invoked''': The barbarians of the series are expies of real world barbarians known to have big beards.

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* '''Invoked''': The barbarians of the series are expies of real world barbarians known to have big beards. beards.
* '''Exploited''': ???



* '''Deconstructed''': Wurg's beard is constantly pulled on by his enemies, and he looses several fights because of this disadvantage. And between tradition demanding he have a beard and the lack of decent razor blades and a mirror, it's not he could go clean shaven. Unable to slaughter hordes of enemies, the SorcerousOverlord treats him as a joke.
* '''Reconstructed''':
** But it still protects his face from the bitter cold. Wurg finds that if he puts the fangs and claws of beasts he has slain in his beard, anyone trying to grab it will get their hand torn up, and his beard is no longer a disadvantage. He goes on to slay his way to the top of a mountain of corpses with a hot naked chick clinging to his legs, and the SorcerousOverlord develops an intense fear of bearded men.
** An enemy grabs Wurg's beard to try to slow him down. Wurg grins, says "A lot of men have tried that before you," and instagibs him.



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%%* '''Implied''': ???
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%%* '''Played For Laughs''': ???
%%* '''Played For Drama''': ???
26th May '12 8:45:58 AM Telcontar
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* '''Subverted''': Wurg has a massive, tangled beard, and is believed to be the BarbarianHero that the court was looking for. But then, he turns out to be a NonActionGuy.

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* '''Subverted''': '''Subverted''':
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Wurg has a massive, tangled beard, and is believed to be the BarbarianHero that the court was looking for. But then, he turns out to be a NonActionGuy.



* '''Reconstructed''': But it still protects his face from the bitter cold. Wurg finds that if he puts the fangs and claws of beasts he has slain in his beard, anyone trying to grab it will get their hand torn up, and his beard is no longer a disadvantage. He goes on to slay his way to the top of a mountain of corpses with a hot naked chick clinging to his legs, and the SorcerousOverlord develops an intense fear of bearded men.

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* '''Reconstructed''': '''Reconstructed''':
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But it still protects his face from the bitter cold. Wurg finds that if he puts the fangs and claws of beasts he has slain in his beard, anyone trying to grab it will get their hand torn up, and his beard is no longer a disadvantage. He goes on to slay his way to the top of a mountain of corpses with a hot naked chick clinging to his legs, and the SorcerousOverlord develops an intense fear of bearded men.



* '''Averted''': The cast is entirely female. BeardOfBarbarism ''could'' be a tasteless joke, anyway.

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* '''Averted''': '''Averted''':
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The cast is entirely female. BeardOfBarbarism ''could'' be a tasteless joke, anyway.



* '''Lampshaded''': "You never had a beard before taking that level as Barbarian, did you?"

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* '''Lampshaded''': '''Lampshaded''':
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"You never had a beard before taking that level as Barbarian, did you?"
29th Jun '11 9:21:41 PM tandra88
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* '''Discussed''': ""
* '''Conversed''': "That guy's got to be a barbarian. Just look at that beard!"

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* '''Discussed''': ""
???
* '''Conversed''': "That guy's got to be a barbarian. Just look at that beard!"beard!"
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