History Main / YouAndWhatArmy

* ''{{Talespin}}'': "You and what army?" "Shere Khan's."

* In one of the CMOA of the series (not that it turns out very well, but still):

'''Lois Habiba''': {{Torchwood}}.

** And in Fallout 1 a dialogue option with one of raider leader's bodyguards when she informs you she'll kill you if you cause trouble: "Yeah, you and which army?" - she's recruited Smith and Wesson.
* In the second mission of SaintsRow the Third:
-->'''Philippe Loren''' I am going to cut your disrespectful tongue from your mouth.
-->'''Johnny Gat''' Oh yeah! You and how many of your... {{Beat}} [[OhCrap Oh, that many]]

* In ''Series/TheTransformers'', Megatron using this line while smacking Starscream around is actually what gave the latter the idea of building the Combaticons, converting abandoned WWII military vehicles into Decepticons.

--> '''Morris:''' Why, the army of {{Ninja}}s I brought along. Actually, I'm suprised you didn't seem them stand behi- [turns around and sees Maxim performed his trademark DecoyEscape while Morris was looking at the ninja] [[GoshDarnItToHeck Poop.]]

** And a later one, "Mountain of Madness". Homer and Burns are in a cold cabin, slowly going mad. Eventually, Burns snaps and threatens to kill Homer. Homer responds with this... and then just imagines an army of snowmen. His response? Scream and claim he has powers. ''Political'' powers. [[spoiler: Then Burns imagines the ghosts of world leaders backing Homer up.]]

* In ''{{Star Wars Starfighter}}'', Nym and Vana Sage have this exchange:

* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20001024.html This strip]] of ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', where a business-card is substituted for an actual army, but it still has much the same effect.

* ''YetAnotherFantasyGamerComic'': [[http://yafgc.net/?id=244 Strip 244: Grave Reinforcements.]]

'''Arachne:''' Truuuuuuue. But do you outnumber ''them''?

* ''ElGoonishShive'' has Gerald, ex-not-quite-boyfriend of Nanase who threw a tantrum on account of meeting her on a double date. When told off by the third party, he [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-09-29 slipped into "tough guy" posturing and uttered this one]]. Only to see how superfluous would be answering it aloud.

** Also in LaughItUpFuzzball (the Family Guy Star Wars spoof), Luke says "Oh yeah? You and what lightening hands?" to the Emperor.

'''KISS Army (off-camera)''': YEAAAAHHH, DETROIT ROCK CITY!!!

* XiaolinShowdown, when Jack Spicer arrives at the temple to distract the monks while [[BigBad Chase Young]] goes after the [[GottaCatchEmAll Eagle Scope Shen Gong Wu]]. He announces his intention to take the temple, and the following dialogue ensues;

* ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings The Return of the King]]'': The Corsair captain asks Aragorn this question when he, Legolas and Gimli board their ships. Aragorn's response? ''[[ArmyOfTheDead This army]].''

* ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings The Return of the King]]'': The Corsair captain asks Aragorn this question, at which point the ArmyOfTheDead obligingly appear.

* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20001024.html This strip]] of ''SchlockMercenary'', where a business-card is substituted for an actual army, but it still has much the same effect.

* ''[=~Batman: The Brave and the Bold~=]'': "Never ask that question, Speedy."
* Used in a ''CelebrityDeathmatch'' episode, where "Weird Al" Yankovic asks that of Al Gore, who replies with "the United States Army".

->''"The trouble is, when you say to a general 'You and whose army?', [[CrowningMomentOfFunny he just has to point out of the window.]]"''

A form of TemptingFate, and one of those StockPhrases that will have teammates, and oneself, yelling "YouJustHadToSayIt, didn't you?!" For obviously related reasons, liable to ThreatBackfire.

* [[MonkeyIsland Guybrush Threepwood]] can have this as one of [[DialogueTree his options]] after [[ButtMonkey Wally]] threatens him.
--> "You and what navy."

** And in Fallout 1 a dialogue option with one of raider leader's bodyguards when she informs you she'll kill you if you cause trouble: "Yeah, you and which army?" - she's recruited Smith and Wesson

* In the second mission of SaintsRow the Third

-->'''Ansom''': [''to one of his "soldiers"''] Dispel the veil.

* In the ''StarWars'' EU, this line goes: "You and what Sith Lord?"

* ''ElGoonishShive'' has Gerald, ex-not-quite-boyfriend of Nanase who threw a tantrum on account of meeting her on a double date. When told off by the third party, he [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-09-29 slipped into "tough guy" posturing and uttered this one]]. Only to immediately see it doesn't even warrant answering aloud.

->"The trouble is, when you say to a general 'You and whose army?', [[CrowningMomentOfFunny he just has to point out of the window.]]"

->Director: "I was not asking. If you do not return Player to me, I will come and take him by force"\\
Chet: "Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that?"\\
Director: "With the army standing right outside your door"\\
Chet:"aw, fuck!"
-->-- ''{{Leet World}}''

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