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6th Feb '17 10:34:44 PM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5281384/1/A-slave-for-you A Slave For You]]'' a botched love potion makes Draco Harry's slave, with the added twist that if they don't have sex Draco will die. Draco's father insists that they need to do it in front of witnesses.
-->'''Lucius:''' I will make you.\\
'''Harry:''' You and what army.



* There's a well-known joke about the U.S. President that says "never challenge a man who can answer the question 'you and what army?'" or a variant thereof.

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* There's a well-known joke about the U.S. President that says "never "Never challenge a man who can answer the question 'you 'You and what army?'" or a variant thereof.
4th Feb '17 10:42:44 AM iowaforever
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' inverts the usual setup and goes for the rare third taste. Shrek says this to the leader of an angry mob, who turns around and sees his entire army has fled in terror of Shrek. He does the same.

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' inverts the usual setup and goes for the rare third taste. Shrek says this to the leader of an angry mob, a group of soldiers, who turns around and sees his entire army has fled in terror of Shrek. He does the same.
27th Jan '17 2:28:26 PM StarSword
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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNG_szaXNNU second trailer]] for ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda'' includes the apparently OrphanedPunchline of the male Ryder twin saying "I don't need an army, I have a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy krogan]]."
7th Dec '16 8:54:55 PM UncloudedTJ
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* [[http://www.kiwisbybeat.com/minus98.html The page picture]], from ''Webcomic/{{Minus}}'', which demonstrates why you don't want to ask such a question of a RealityWarper.

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* [[http://www.kiwisbybeat.com/minus98.[[http://kiwisbybeat.16mb.com/Kiwis/minus98.html The page picture]], from ''Webcomic/{{Minus}}'', which demonstrates why you don't want to ask such a question of a RealityWarper.
25th Nov '16 7:25:21 PM DrFraud
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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5682705/32/Cooking-Lesson Cooking Lesson]]'':
-->'''Snape:''' We will leave, but we are taking all the animals with us. And furthermore, you are banned from ever owning a pet again.\\
'''Irresponsible pet owner:''' You think you can take them do you? You and whose fucking army?\\
'''Sirius:''' I'd trust him over an army any day of the week.
22nd Nov '16 7:14:14 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings The Return of the King]]'' (Extended Edition): The Corsair captain asks Aragorn this question when he, Legolas and Gimli board their ships. Aragorn's response? "''[[ArmyOfTheDead This army]].''"

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* ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings The Return of the King]]'' (Extended Edition): The Corsair captain asks Aragorn this question when he, Legolas and Gimli board their ships. Aragorn's response? "''[[ArmyOfTheDead "''[[CavalryOfTheDead This army]].''"
17th Nov '16 8:48:06 PM ChaoticNovelist
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* If the listener is really {{Badass}}, s/he will simply say, "[[OneManArmy I'm the army.]]" or in a punny form, point at [[MeetMyGoodFriendsLeftyAndRighty his/her arm]] and say "*THIS* army!"

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* If the listener is really {{Badass}}, feeling confident s/he will simply say, "[[OneManArmy I'm the army.]]" or in a punny form, point at [[MeetMyGoodFriendsLeftyAndRighty his/her arm]] and say "*THIS* army!"
21st Oct '16 10:50:38 AM Morgenthaler
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* Sometime in 1944-5 JosefStalin famously snorted "And how many divisions has ''he''?" upon receiving a communique from Churchill saying that the allied powers 'had to be mindful of the Vatican's power'. While the Vatican had of course fielded large armies containing the equivalent of multiple divisions, especially during its medieval attempts to conquer other Italian states, it had not done so since 1870 - when virtually all its territory had been annexed by Piedmont-Sardinia - and in fact did not have a single soldier in 1944-45: [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway Said 'power' was purely moral-spiritual, such as when the Pope had urged obedience to and later (in 1943) defiance of Mussolini's Fascist regime]]. Interestingly enough Pope John Paul II did, however, [[HeartIsAnAwesomePower reinforce Poland's natural inclination to leave]] the WarsawPact [[UsefulNotes/HistoryOfTheColdWar when Gorbachev announced that its members were free to leave]].

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* Sometime in 1944-5 JosefStalin UsefulNotes/JosefStalin famously snorted "And how many divisions has ''he''?" upon receiving a communique from Churchill saying that the allied powers 'had to be mindful of the Vatican's power'. While the Vatican had of course fielded large armies containing the equivalent of multiple divisions, especially during its medieval attempts to conquer other Italian states, it had not done so since 1870 - when virtually all its territory had been annexed by Piedmont-Sardinia - and in fact did not have a single soldier in 1944-45: [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway Said 'power' was purely moral-spiritual, such as when the Pope had urged obedience to and later (in 1943) defiance of Mussolini's Fascist regime]]. Interestingly enough Pope John Paul II did, however, [[HeartIsAnAwesomePower reinforce Poland's natural inclination to leave]] the WarsawPact [[UsefulNotes/HistoryOfTheColdWar when Gorbachev announced that its members were free to leave]].
28th Sep '16 3:05:51 AM Ereiam
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* [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1979&addr=790211 In one strip]], ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} asks that question when Jon says he'll give Garfield a bath. [[spoiler:Jon outsmarts Garfield and he ends up not needing one]].

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* [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1979&addr=790211 [[http://garfield.com/comic/1979/02/11 In one strip]], ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} asks that question when Jon says he'll give Garfield a bath. [[spoiler:Jon outsmarts Garfield and he ends up not needing one]].
2nd Sep '16 8:32:50 PM immblueversion
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' inverts the usual setup and goes for the rare third taste. Shrek says this to the leader of a group of knights intending to relocate him, so he ''has'' an army, and the leader turns around to notice that his army has run away. He does the same.

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' inverts the usual setup and goes for the rare third taste. Shrek says this to the leader of a group of knights intending to relocate him, so he ''has'' an army, and the leader angry mob, who turns around to notice that and sees his entire army has run away.fled in terror of Shrek. He does the same.
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