History Main / ShutupKiss

* In ''[[Film/ClashOfTheTitans Wrath of the Titans]]'': at the end of the film, Andromeda is discussing battle plans when Perseus plants one on her lips mid-sentence

* ''[[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]'' Kyon kisses [[spoiler: Haruhi in the middle of her FreakOut, not only leaving her speechless, but saving the universe at the same time.]]

* ''{{Ratatouille}}'' has a variant on this. To stop Linguini's babbling to Colette, Remy pushes ''him'' into a kiss. It takes her a moment to decide if she wants to mace him or kiss him back.

* ''TheLegendOfKorra'': Aang's successor, Avatar Korra, follows in his footsteps when she kisses Mako while he's in the middle of reminding her he's with Asami. And doing it without realizing Mako's younger brother is right there. With whom she went on a date less than 24 hours ago. The results are not pretty.

* In ''TheBigBangTheory'' episode "The Vengeance Formulation", Howard tells a joke to his new girlfriend, but she doesn't get it. When he [[DontExplainTheJoke tries to explain it]], she kisses him.

* In the ''That70sShow'' episode "Garage Sale", Donna does this to Eric, because she wants to try a new kissing technique.
* In ''{{Primeval}}'', Abby kisses Connor after hearing he got Rex back without telling her it was her brother Jack who gambled him away in the first place.
* While waiting for service in a pub, Dr Nikki Alexander from ''SilentWitness'', explains at great length to Dr Harry Cunningham how she will end up old and alone. That is until Harry leans over and kisses her, then smiles and says, "Finally she shuts up."

* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': 2x20 "The One Where Old Yeller Dies" - Ross and Rachel argue about their future (i.e. having kids), Ross blurts out that he loves Rachel, and he tells her that he's going to kiss her now to make here quiet.

* Overused in {{Hentai}} along with its sister trope ForcefulKiss.

-->At least kiss me just to ''shut me up.''

* In the movie ''Waitress'' Jenna kisses the man she's having an affair with just as he's about to confess his love for her, unable to accept love after years of abuse from her husband.
* In ''But I'm A Cheerleader'', Megan is in the middle of saying "Screw you!" when Graham kisses her for the first time.

* In ''Wrath of the Titans'': at the end of the film, Andromeda is discussing battle plans when Perseus plants one on her lips mid-sentence

* Patricia does this to Eddie in ''House of Anubis'' when Eddie is trying to get a reaction out of her and he didn't know she was cursed and made mute.

* ''Friends'': 2x20 "The One Where Old Yeller Dies" - Ross and Rachel argue about their future (i.e. having kids), Ross blurts out that he loves Rachel, and he tells her that he's going to kiss her now to make here quiet.

* This is sometimes done in games of HumansVersusZombies when a person needs to make a silent kill either as a zombie attempting to discretely pick people off, or as a human trying to sneak past zombies later in the game. While it is definitely downright controversial, if not against the rules and certain conduct codes. Employ at your own risk.

* Done at least once in FireEmblemAwakening, though exactly where and when depends on who your [[PlayerCharacter Tactician]] married. It can happen in the HotSpringsEpisode or the BeachEpisode.

* The ''VideoGame/MassEffect'' trilogy:

* Graham Nelson's ''Jigsaw'': Text adventure example: the game goes so far as to make this a solution to a puzzle.

-->--'''IngridBergman'''

* In Creator/DanAbnett's ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' Literature/GauntsGhosts novel ''Blood Pact'', Xomat [[HumanShield takes Elodie hostage against Daur]]. Daur declares his indifference and that he just might [[ShootTheHostage shoot Xomat]] ''[[ShootTheHostage through]]'' [[ShootTheHostage Elodie]] -- which distracts him enough for Daur to get off a head shoot. Elodie is muchly upset; Daur tries arguing before resorting to a ShutUpKiss -- their FirstKiss.

* Subverted slightly in ''ScottPilgrim''. Scott is talking to Ramona [[spoiler:after he gets killed by Gideon,]] and he pulls a ShutUpKiss on her as she babbles about [[spoiler:why she left in the previous volume.]] She subsequently knocks him to the floor in a compromising position and effectively forces him to listen to what she's saying...

* In the ''ConanTheBarbarian'' story "A Witch Shall Be Born", a wounded soldier is babbling feverishly to his girlfriend.

* ''{{Cheers}}'': Frasier goes on a long-winded spiel to Lilith about how he is going to "kiss you hard and kiss you long". She shuts him up by throwing herself at him.
* In ''{{Frasier}}'', this happens to the titular character when he's telling Julia that her actions are immoral. She lampshades this, telling him that it was to shut him up. His response is "Oh no, I've been kissed to shut me up before. This was not that." Later in the episode he lampshades it again with "Ah, now ''that'' one was to shut me up."
** The FirstKiss between Daphne Moon and Niles Crane in the seventh season is also a ShutUpKiss, slightly subverted by Niles' open admission that he is babbling to forestall an anticipated rejection by Daphne, which leads to Daphne finally exclaiming in frustration, "Oh, for God's sake, Dr. Crane!" and liplocking him.

* In the mini-series of ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|Reimagined}}'' Boomer stuffs up her landing and gets into an argument with the Chief over whose fault it is. They duck into a tool room to continue the argument and immediately start stripping off and snogging passionately. Boomer insists on trying to get the last word on their argument though, whereupon the Chief growls, "Shut up, sir", giving her a ShutUpKiss.

** In the B-Plot of ''iHire An Idiot'', Spencer tries to sneak a sculpture into a museum to [[WellDoneSonGuy impress his grandfather]]. He ends up performing a ShutUpKiss on the female curator at the end so she doesn't reveal his sculpture isn't actually being shown there. [[TheCasanova Once the first kiss is done and his grandfather walks off satisfied, the woman then grabs him and kisses him again.]]

* JohnCena once kissed Maria to calm her down before a big intergender match against {{Edge}} and Lita.
* PlayedForLaughs on one episode of the "Khali Kiss Cam" where WilliamRegal simply kissed ZackRyder on the cheek before smiling, shrugging and walking away.

* "Small Talk" from ''Theatre/ThePajamaGame'' is the prelude to a ShutUpKiss:

* In the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' episode "Monster A-Go-Go", Tom Servo at one point tries to convince Gypsy to let him kiss her, mainly because he, as a robot, wants to know what kissing is about. He starts to expound on the subject, asking such questions as, "How long should it last?" and "What do you do with your tongue?" Finally, Joel walks up beside him, says, "You know what, Servo, you talk too much," lays a big on on him, turns to the camera and says, "I've always wanted to do that!"

* The good ending of ''{{Disgaea 2}}'', as pictured [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/shutupkiss.jpg here]]. Considering the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50ioT1VEQ24 intro]], it should probably not surprise anyone that it's between Adell and Rozalin. That it's [[spoiler:used to deliver the finishing statement of a IKnowYouAreInThereSomewhereFight speech to save Rozalin from possession by an EldritchAbomination]] is, however, hence the spoiler tag. The kiss is also partially subverted: [[spoiler:She shoots him in the face afterwards. Don't worry -- [[MadeOfIron He lives]] and she [[InnocentCohabitation ends up living with him]], so it's all good.]]

* Lili Zanotto from ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' partially inverts this trope by merely ''thinking'' "When are you going to shut up and kiss me?" -in full knowledge that protagonist Raz can [[OhGodDidSheJustHearThat read her mind]].

* Phury of ''BlackDaggerBrotherhood'' lays one of these on Rehv, after Rehv taunts him about being a virgin. His intention isn't to seduce Rehv, but to shock and unnerve him. It works, in more ways than one.

----> Eddie: "You're killing me! What do I have to do to get a reaction out of-"(Patricia kisses him) "That'll work..."

---> Eddie: "Sorry I stood you up."

* Patricia does this to Eddie in ''House of Anubis''.