History Main / Shocksite

* The website "Fuck.org" displays what appears to be [[spoiler:a little girl covered in a corpse's blood]]. It used to be a cat staring at you.

* There are some commercials for K-Fee Coffee that are screamers. It's where our old friend ''Scary Car Ad'' comes from (albeit the internet version chastises the viewer by [[YouSuck telling them to get back to work]]). Subverted for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI-vH5RVg5M this commercial.]]

* ''The Scary Maze Game''. Get to the last maze and you get an image of [[strike:the Exorcist]] [[IAmNotShazam possessed Reagan]] from ''TheExorcist'' screaming at you. Notorious for scarring the minds of many JumpScare-loving 12 year-olds.

** '''[[BeyondTheImpossible The Gostse SERIES.]]'''

** '''[[BeyondTheImpossible The 8 Phases of GOATSE.]]'''

* "Weightlifter", The Man Whose [[spoiler:Ass Exploded]] — i.e., [[spoiler:rectal prolapse. Or butthurt]].

* The website "Fuck.org" displays what appears to be [[spoiler:a little girl covered in a corpse's blood]].
** Didn't it used to be a parody of them displaying [[spoiler:a cat's face]]?

* [[TwilightZone Submitted for your approval]] — ''[[http://cccm.deviantart.com/art/The-Candy-TF-1-127563991 The Candy]]'', a '''112-page''' story that starts off as a Weight Gain comic but quickly turns into a [[spoiler:borderline Lovecraft-esque tale about a woman who [[BodyHorror turns into a slug]]...]]and the worst part? ''[[UncannyValley It's in 3D.]]''

** A site with text-only descriptions of certain acts strictly segregated into their own [[IncrediblyLamePun sextions]] is hardly what you can call a "shock site". Then again, linking people to the "maggot story" by "blowfly girl" (or pretty much her whole blog) manages to shock the living daylights out of people. It involves [[spoiler:stuffing rotten, maggot-infested meat]] into [[spoiler:her vagina, stuffing dog-excrement]] into [[spoiler:her vagina, humping dead deer]], and much more. Worst of all, it seems to be true; granted, there's no pics, but with descriptions this graphic you don't need them.

** Yes, but does he do it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c like a boss?]] [[DontExplainTheJoke (link is a relatively SFW music video from The Lonely Island)]]

** Yes, but does he do it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c like a boss?]]

* ''Goatse.cx''[[hottip:*:(The original site has been gone for several years, so there shouldn't be a problem with putting its URL here.)]] is the most famous example, although it's only one of a series. If you want to see all of them ([[SarcasmMode and who doesn't?]]), look up "Goatse Marathon". ''Very carefully.''
** '''[[BeyondTheImpossible The 8 Phases of GOATSE.]]'''
** The true identity of the ''Goatse'' Man was discovered as Kirk Johnson, who makes something of a living posting pictures of his [[spoiler:stretched-out butthole]]. This provided a never-ending stream of fresh material for trolls, who can now make sure you never get Goatse'd the same way twice. Think a little before you dare yourself to look at it... Do you really want to see [[http://whatport80.com/Image:Kirk_johnson_relaxed.jpg this guy]]'s [[spoiler:anus]]?
** It's become something of a game for people to sneak [[StealthParody Stealth Parodies]] of ''Goatse'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar into mainstream media]]. It's been broadcast on [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/8683524@N02/530499474/ BBC London News]] and printed on [[http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20040920,00.html the front cover of TIME Magazine.]] Not so infamously, [[FoxNews Bill O'Reilly]] has had at least one graphic that incorporated old Kirk's hands, used as thumbs-down symbols. Both of these links are SFW.
* ''Tubgirl'', which used to traumatize noobs in chatrooms for God knows how long.
* ''Lemonparty'', a picture of three old (possibly 80-something) men [[spoiler:having an orgy]]. ''[=~30 Rock~=]'' referenced this one more than once, especially when Dick Lemon cried "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!]]".
* ''[=Hai2U=]'': A picture of a woman [[spoiler:throwing up]] while [[spoiler:performing oral sex]], presumably due to [[spoiler:her gag reflex being triggered]].
* Images of harlequin fetuses — infants born with harlequin-type Ichthyosis, or thick, broken skin with the appearance of scales. Looks ''much'' WorseThanItSounds.
** One site for such is a medical reference site, which [[BeyondTheImpossible doesn't seem to have a single picture of a live specimen & the oldest may have been a neonate.]] Did I mention it's got pictures of the results of D&Cs?[[hottip:*:Using a uterus as a blender cup for making fetus shakes.]] And somebody painstakingly took the time to make sure it's neatly laid out?
* The guys at EncyclopediaDramatica bring us the "Pain Series" and "Offended".
** The original "Pain Series" images were actually created by members of the SomethingAwful forums, however the ED guys extended the series far beyond what its creators thought possible...
** Do not search "kittens", or "tourist", on ED. It's like they took every nausea-inducing image they could find, put them all in a blender, poured out the resulting slurry, and then slapped background tags on it. Yeah, it fills the entire screen.
* [[http://www.rotten.com Rotten.com]], one of the original shock-sites, is today mostly inactive and superseded by the above, below, and others as yet uncatalogued here. They still update from time to time with fresh corpses and the aftermaths of [[{{Understatement}} extremely uncomfortable]] accidents. They also have a rather large [[http://www.rotten.com/library/ encyclopedia]] (warning: some parts may be {{NSFW}}) that can best be described as "what TheOtherWiki would look like if it had been written by [[HunterSThompson Hunter S. Thompson]]."
** [[http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1012 In the words]] of the guy who [[http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1011 goatse-ed]] ''[[BeyondTheImpossible over 25000]]'' (that's only in the first two days) via hotlinking gothbats all over MySpace:
--> I’ve done work on and off for a few years at rotten.com. I can assure you, there are things much worse, stuff that makes your left eyeball shout "take the controls" to your right eyeball and run back into the john to throw up.
* Another collection site — dontclickthis.whatingods.name. Their logo is of a stick figure sitting in front of a computer screen and [[BrainBleach blinding itself with scissors]]. They also have banner ads featuring {{Gag Penis}}es.
* Rotten.com's infamous "motorcycle" picture, which is actually [[spoiler:a botched shotgun suicide]]. "I have no [[strike:jaw]] usable face, AndIMustScream".
* "Weightlifter", The Man Whose [[spoiler:Ass Exploded]] — i.e., [[spoiler:rectal prolapse. Or butthurt]].

* ''Blue Waffle'' is one of the most horrifically unappetizing things to possibly look for on Google. It's [[spoiler:a highly-infected vagina, supposedly caused by being rammed too hard]]...although actually, [[spoiler:it's from herpes]].
* The lotus breast, which is actually [[spoiler:a Photoshopping of a breast with a lotus seed pod]]...and WorseThanItSounds. It ''looks'' like some kind of [[spoiler:necrotic skin disease or parasite infestation or something, albeit one with no redness around the holes]].
* [[TwilightZone Submitted for your approval]] — ''[[http://cccm.deviantart.com/art/The-Candy-TF-1-127563991 The Candy]]'', a '''112-page''' story that starts off as a Weight Gain comic but quickly turns into a [[spoiler:borderline Lovecraft-esque tale about a woman who [[BodyHorror turns into a slug]]...]]and the worst part? ''[[UncannyValley It's in 3D.]]''
* ''Cherrycake'', a site featuring first a picture of a [[spoiler:harlequin fetus]], and then jumps to a picture of [[spoiler:what was left of a person's face after "eating" a firecracker]] that looks like... a cherry cake.
* "Milk Fountain": A picture of a group of women [[spoiler:expelling milk from their anuses]] onto an other woman lying belly down on the ground.

* ''Meatspin'', which comes complete with a counter to tell you how many revolutions of a [[spoiler:pre-op transsexual's penis]] you have endured. After 45 spins, [[spoiler:a gray box appears telling you that "YOU ARE OFFICIALLY GAY"]]. Some fun facts about this loop:
** Page 41 of the instruction booklet for ''TheWorldEndsWithYou'' has someone with the username "Meatspin<3" listed as a friend registered on the game the screenshot is from (obviously someone at SquareEnix, or at least the translation team, is a fan of shock sites). It comes with the message "Do you want to meat, or to spin?", accompanied by a picture of [[AmbiguouslyGay Joshua]].
** ''Meatspin'' can be seen on the ED page "Offended", which is basically a shock site in its own right.
* ''The Willpower'', a repeating two-second clip of a man [[spoiler:sucking his own dick]].
* ''1 Guy 2 Needles''. Two hypodermic needles, [[spoiler:two balls]]...you can see where this is going. This isn't new, though, as [[TheStooges Iggy Pop]] was [[spoiler:injecting heroin into his balls]] back in TheSeventies.
* ''Man Gems'' is a repeating clip of a guy getting [[spoiler:[[GroinAttack kneed and kicked in the balls]]]] over and over.
* ''Mylazysundays'' is similar to ''Lemonparty'', only with four old guys [[spoiler:in a shower]]...and the browser screen bounces around.
* ''[=PooButton=]'' is a page displaying a BigRedButton. On the first and second click, it makes a farting sound. On [[RuleOfThree the third]], it [[spoiler:changes into people engaging in scat]].
* ''walkthedinosaur.com'', a split-second loop of two T. Rexes [[spoiler:performing fellatio on each other]] simultaneously.
* ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin 2 Guys 1 Stump]]'' has a gay man [[spoiler:fisting]] another guy with [[spoiler:his amputated leg]].

* ''2 Girls 1 Cup'', aka "Cupchicks". You will have trouble [[spoiler:eating]] '''for days''' after watching this. Especially anything that [[spoiler:looks like chocolate]]. Probably the only good things to arise from this are the very hilarious [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AplLbKJQUw0 reaction videos.]]
** TheOtherWiki says this about the director of the video: "... and that his films often contained [[spoiler:chocolate instead of feces]] to appease some of his actors who were willing to appear in [[spoiler:scat films]] but not actually [[spoiler:eat fecal matter]]."
** George Clooney [[http://www.esquire.com/features/george-clooney-2-girls-1-cup-0408-3 compared the video to a rodeo]] ("see how long you can last").
* The [[BeyondTheImpossible grosser]] ''2 Girls 1 Finger''. Look it up on [[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=2+Girls+1+Finger Urban Dictionary]] if you absolutely must, but [[SchmuckBait PLEASE don't Google it. Please]].
* ''Kids in a Sandbox''. A girl [[spoiler:jackhammers a dildo]] into a guy[[spoiler:'s urethra. ''Hard'']]. [[TearsOfFear You are allowed to sit in the corner and cry like a baby now.]]
* ''Mr. Hands'', aka "[[InterSpeciesRomance 1 Man 1 Horse]]". The guy who starred in that video died of "internal bleeding" — not from the incident in the video, mind you, but from a separate (albeit similar) incident. You are allowed to feel sorry for the horse.
* ''BME Pain Olympics'', also known by the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin self-explanatory]] title of ''[[spoiler:Hatchet vs. Genitals]]''. '''Ouch.''' If you're a man, '''''double ouch.''''' It's actually a BME April Fool's hoax, but doesn't contain this proviso in the widely-distributed versions.
* ''Spankwire'', also made by BME (as a preview video for their site) and named after the porn site that it first appeared on (it didn't have an official title). It's basically a longer ''BME Pain Olympics'' with both genders and zero indication that it's fake.
* ''Funnelchair'', aka "Funnelgirl". A woman [[spoiler:goes to the bathroom]] on a [[spoiler:chair/toilet]], which [[spoiler:forcibly funnels her feces]] into [[spoiler:a guy's mouth]].
* ''1 Man 1 Jar''. Guess where the [[spoiler:glass]] jar goes...and what happens afterward. [[{{Understatement}} Ouch.]] Someone's gonna be needing [[spoiler:a colostomy bag]]. The same guy did ''1 Man 1 Screwdriver'', so if you thought the first was bad... EncyclopaediaDramatica managed to track down the guy and actually got an interview with him; evidently, he likes that kind of thing.
* ''Church of Fudge'', aka "1 Priest 1 Nun". A priest, a nun, and something that looks like it came from the same guys who made ''2 Girls 1 Cup''...but is actually German, and [[BilingualBonus worse if you understand the dialogue]].
* Many argue that the dubious title of Most Horrifying Shock Video as of this date should be given to the infamous ''SWAP.avi''. Lasting 60 unbearable minutes and starring four women who might not have agreed to doing it, it's said to be best described as ''2 Girls 1 Cup'' turned [[UpToEleven all the way up to 40]]. The true horror of it defies description, but if you're really that [[strike:stupid]] curious then [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php?page=1 here's a text-only breakdown]] on SomethingAwful (which is also to blame for the horrific thing being created in the first place).
** The studio that made it also made ''2 Girls 1 Cup'' (which is just a trailer for a full-length video) and hundreds of other similar [[spoiler:scat and puke]] movies. And indeed, ''SWAP.avi'' was so bad it produced a collective MyGodWhatHaveIDone from SomethingAwful, which is '''damn hard to do'''. EncyclopediaDramatica decries it.
* ''AMVHell 0'' and ''AMVHell /0'', while not as bad as some of these examples, are still pretty bad. ''/0'' uses jokes about [[spoiler:{{Gorn}}]] and the likes of ''{{Hellsing}}'' and ''ElfenLied'' as [[BreatherEpisode breather clips]] from the disturbing pornographic stuff.
* The [[spoiler:burning]] cat video, which [[MemeticMutation not even]] ''{{Doom}}'' [[MemeticMutation music]] can justify. When Anonymous found out about it, [[InternetCounterattack they made their wrath felt]]. Even the very site it was posted on, which is known for BodyHorror videos and other images, ''was outraged at the original poster'' (who claimed s/he wasn't the one who ''made'' the video, but still).

* Parodied in the ''[=~iCarly~=]'' episode "iDate a Bad Boy", in which [[HeroicSociopath Sam]] shows [[GirlNextDoor Carly]] and [[HollywoodNerd Freddie]] a video called "Neck Infection". Audio [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPy0PM9Ekk here.]] No, they don't show the video.
* "davidsfarm" and "pig beheading". [[SchmuckBait Go ahead, search.]]
* ''1 Guy 2 Spoons'': A man uses a spoon to [[spoiler:[[EyeScream gouge out his eye]]]].
* ''Chechclear'', a Russian soldier [[spoiler:getting his head sliced off]] by Chechen rebels. "Eh, Orrigiggerrrigurgle!" (''[[HellIsThatNoise death rattle]]'')
* Robert "Budd" Dwyer's [[DeadlineNews live TV suicide]] on January 22, 1987, where he [[spoiler:[[AteHisGun shot himself in the mouth]] and a river of blood ran out of his nose]]. TheOtherWiki has [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer an article]] on the man detailing his political career and the events which led to this moment... and you may well find yourself feeling sympathy for him.
* The staff at Rooster Teeth (makers of ''RedVsBlue'') [[http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=2922 managed]] to turn a ''video game trailer'' into this. Specifically, they had one of their staff, who is the father of a young girl, watch the trailer for the upcoming zombie game ''DeadIsland'', which opens with a clip playing in reverse of a young girl falling out of a window. It gets worse from there. The guy only lasted twenty seconds before turning the video off.
** It was the guy who plays Grif. To hear that voice so honestly angry, it was disturbing.

* ''Comp-u-geek'' — endless loop of pop-ups of gay sex.
* Similarly, ''Last Measure'' causes your computer to run an endless loop of pop-up ads with shocking images on them, and plays a voice saying "'''Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno!'''" Great if sent to co-workers, and so infamous it was mentioned in ''AMVHell 0''.
** A joke article on the SCPFoundation wiki mentions this being one of [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-wtf SCP-WTF]]'s forms (this link is SFW), along with half the other examples on this page...though SCP-WTF prefers ''Goatse''. The Foundation's description of ''2 Girls 1 Cup'' is:

* A number of the created pages on [[http://www.ytmnd.com YTMND]], though most are perfectly safe.
* Portal of Evil, which gets the most recent pictures from LiveJournal. A lot of them will be Russian, porn, or Russian porn.
* The website "[=LOLShock.com=]" has links to many of the aforementioned shock sites...and then some. Mainly so you can link unwitting peers.
* The website "Fuck.org" displays what appears to be a little girl covered in a corpse's blood.
* EncyclopediaDramatica's infamous "Offended" page is literally a collection of every single horrifying picture on the internet, ranging from [[spoiler:[[{{Gorn}} gruesome dead bodies]], various shock images such as ''Goatse'']], and more. It also includes the Pain Series. It lures you in by first having cute little photos of animals, but ItGetsWorse as you scroll down. '''Much worse.''' '''''Much much worse.''''' And the very last image? [[spoiler:[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking The President of the United States]]. (It started as GeorgeWBush, but then changed to BarackObama.)]] Below that, there is the page quote (the one from EncyclopediaDramatica). And below that, there's a link to Last Measure. Needless to say, this is not recommended, unless you have a particular genetic mutation that [[BrainBleach bleaches the brain]]. Testing to see (even with ''Goatse'') if one has this genetic mutation is definitely not recommended. And besides, once it's shocked only your body once, you won't get shocked again, but only if you have the aforementioned mutation.
** EncyclopediaDramatica itself [[strike: could]] does count as this with the NSFW ads, deliberately offensive content, and the occasional non-sequitur shock images on certain pages aside from ones mentioned above. Offended and the earlier-mentioned pages are much, much worse than ''Goatse''. If you visit a page on there about a ShockSite (bad enough), look at the part that says "This Is Part Of A Series On Shock Sites" and select "toggle content" (suspicious enough, considering the untoggleable nature of many of the sites' images), you will be treated to a .gif of shock images, and only then will you be able to browse the series index to find other pages.
* "[[http://charonboat.com Charonboat.com]]" is a collection site similar to rotten.com in that it has pics and videos of some [[CruelAndUnusualDeath horrific deaths]] from around the world, various [[{{NSFW}} shock]] [[{{Gorn}} images]], [[NauseaFuel and]] [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel more]]. No, it has nothing to do with ''that'' [[GreekMythology Charon Boat]]. The main page has ContentWarnings, and it tells the names of the latest submitted material, so if you want to know what kind of stuff's on there... Just '''don't''' click on any of the links.
* ''The Kristen Archives'', specifically the "Just Bestiality", "Just Extreme", and "Just Putrid" categories. Think {{Literotica}}, only in which bestiality, necrophilia, pedophilia, and guro stories are allowed. If you think those are bad, just read the ''[[HighOctaneNightmareFuel pornographic]] [[NauseaFuel stories]] [[{{Squick}} about]] [[{{DudeNotFunny}} the]] [[FanDisservice Holocaust]] [[FetishRetardant and]] [[BrainBleach Unit]] [[NoJustNo 731]]''. Fuck you, [[RuleThirtyFour Rule 34]]. '''[[MoralEventHorizon Fuck. You.]]''' ...Of course, if you're even there, it's because you know you'll be [[BileFascination aroused]] [[NightmareFetishist by such things]]...
** A site with text-only descriptions of certain acts strictly segregated into their own [[IncrediblyLamePun sextions]] is hardly what you can call a "shock site".
*** Then again, linking people to the "maggot story" by "blowfly girl" (or pretty much her whole blog) does manage to shock the living daylights out of people. For those who don't know, [[spoiler: it involves stuffing rotten, maggot-infested meat into her vagina, stuffing dog-excrement into her vagina, humping dead deer, and I do not even want to remember what else.]] Worst of it, it would seem to be true. There are no pics, but with descriptions this graphic, you do not need them.

* The clumsier screamers (most of them, that is) can be identified by a request to turn your volume to full for no specific reason. If they're a little smarter, they'll trick you into turning up the volume by playing something really quietly, and getting you to listen for subliminal or backwards messages. The best ones disguise themselves as a Flash game, thus forcing the victim to focus on the screen.
* If you really want to embarrass/exasperate your friends and have/know someone that has an [=iPhone=], show one of these to someone, with headphones, in a public place (preferably somewhere quiet, like a cafe). Embarrassing not only for your victim, but your other friends as well who will feel very much like parents with misbehaving children.
** Unfortunately, that can lead to other unfortunate consequences. Once, a listener of Starmen.net's ''Radio PSI'' sent in a song with a screamer attached, and another listener had her eardrum ruptured and bleeding as a result. Sending a screamer in now will result in the requester being banned from their IRC channel and blacklisted from requesting.
* This can also be done with .gif files that are static for a long time (leading the viewer to believe it's simply a non-animated .gif) then have a sudden shock at the end, though it must be conveyed completely through visuals.
* Another variation is the "When you see it, you'll shit bricks" series of {{Fauxtivational Poster}}s. In them, an image is shown and the viewer has to look for what is wrong with it. The realization is so sudden that it startles the viewer (although some people can't get more than a "meh" upon finding it). Some are funny, some are disgusting, but most work much like, though not as well as, a screamer. Shitbrix.com is a website that collects them.
* There are some commercials for K-Fee Coffee that are screamers. It's where our old friend ''Scary Car Ad'' comes from (albeit the internet version chastises the viewer by [[YouSuck telling them to get back to work]]). Subverted for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI-vH5RVg5M this commercial.]]
* If you go to the ''TalesFromTheCrypt'' website, the first thing you'll see before being redirected to the main page is a screamer.
* Averted due to ExecutiveMeddling in ''MontyPython'', who wanted to make a sketch where the sound volume will be gradually lowered during a sketch so the viewers would turn the volume to the maximum. After that, they wanted to produce a very loud sound. Of course, they weren't allowed to do so...
* The Scary Maze Game. Get to the last maze and you get an image of [[strike: the Exorcist]] [[IAmNotShazam possessed Reagan]] from TheExorcist screaming at you. Notorious for scarring the minds of many JumpScare-loving 12 year-olds.
* Parodied by the AngryVideoGameNerd in the NintendoPower episode, where the intro begins by showing old issues of the magazine lying on his floor with the creepy ''SuperMetroid'' BGM playing, and after a few seconds a shot of the Nerd pops up and screams [[CatchPhrase "AAASSSSSSSSS!!!"]]
* Also parodied in the EpicBattleFantasy serie, where one of Matt's special attacks (aptly named Screamer) makes a scary picture flash on the screen and a loud scream play. As the creator stated, the "scary" picture is just a polarized pic of his dog.
* TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy has this in a videogame as Boogey's [[LimitBreak Mojo Meltdown]]. A compilation of the moves is here: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvQwIqzasVE Boogey's comes up at 1:40.]] Also, the audio of the video is a bit high so you may want to lower your volume before watching.

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* The website "Fuck.org" is an inversion, as it's totally not what you would expect, instead showing you [[spoiler:a giant set of cat eyes]].

** EncyclopediaDramatica itself [[strike: could]]does count as this with the NSFW ads, deliberately offensive content, and the occasional non-sequitur shock images on certain pages aside from ones mentioned above. Offended and the earlier-mentioned pages are much, much worse than ''Goatse''. If you visit a page on there about a ShockSite (bad enough), look at the part that says "This Is Part Of A Series On Shock Sites" and select "toggle content" (suspicious enough, considering the untoggleable nature of many of the sites' images), you will be treated to a .gif of shock images, and only then will you be able to browse the series index to find other pages.

** EncyclopediaDramatica itself could count as this with the NSFW ads, deliberately offensive content, and the occasional non-sequitur shock images on certain pages aside from ones mentioned above. Offended and the earlier-mentioned pages are much, much worse than ''Goatse''. If you visit a page on there about a ShockSite (bad enough), look at the part that says "This Is Part Of A Series On Shock Sites" and select "toggle content" (suspicious enough, considering the untoggleable nature of many of the sites' images), you will be treated to a .gif of shock images, and only then will you be able to browse the series index to find other pages.

*** Then again, linking people to the "maggot story" by "blowfly girl" (or pretty much her whole blog) does manage to shock the living daylights out of people. For those who don't know, [[spoiler: it involves stuffing rotten, maggot-infested meat into her vagina, stuffing dog-excrements into her vagina, humping dead deers, and I don't even want to remember what else.]] Worst of it, it seems to be true. There are no pics, but with descriptions this graphic, you don't need them.

* Many argue that the dubious title of [[MostTriumphantExample Most Horrifying Shock Video]] as of this date should be given to the infamous ''SWAP.avi''. Lasting 60 unbearable minutes and starring four women who might not have agreed to doing it, it's said to be best described as ''2 Girls 1 Cup'' turned [[UpToEleven all the way up to 40]]. The true horror of it defies description, but if you're really that [[strike:stupid]] curious then [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php?page=1 here's a text-only breakdown]] on SomethingAwful (which is also to blame for the horrific thing being created in the first place).

* Many argue that the dubious title of [[MostTriumphantExample Most Horrifying Shock Video]] should be given to the infamous ''SWAP.avi''. Lasting 60 unbearable minutes and starring four women who might not have agreed to doing it, it's said to be best described as ''2 Girls 1 Cup'' turned [[UpToEleven all the way up to 40]]. The true horror of it defies description, but if you're really that [[strike:stupid]] curious then [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php?page=1 here's a text-only breakdown]] on SomethingAwful (which is also to blame for the horrific thing being created in the first place).

* ''Cherrycake'', a site featuring first a picture of a [[spoiler:harlequin fetus]], and then jumps to a picture of [[spoiler:what was left of a person's face after "eating" a firecracker]] that looks like...a cherry cake.
* "Milk Fountain": A picture of a group of women [[spoiler:Expelling milk from their anuses]] onto an other woman lying belly down on the ground.

* Robert "Budd" Dwyer's live TV suicide on January 22, 1987, where he [[spoiler:[[AteHisGun shot himself in the mouth]]]] and [[spoiler:a river of blood ran out of his nose]]. TheOtherWiki has [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer an article]] on the man detailing his political career and the events which led to this moment...and you may well find yourself feeling sympathy for him.

-->'''FriedrichNietzsche'''

->''"[[{{Understatement}} It's pretty gross, but here we go...]]"''
-->A '''poor fucker''' about to view ''2kids1sandbox''.

->'''"Aaaah. OH. OOOOOOOUUGGGGH. OH NO! NO!! NO!!! NO! OH, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! ARGH!! OH, DON'T DO IT AGAIN- EEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGG!!''' '''''WHY?! AHAHAHAO... I DON'T - NO!!! WHY ARE THEY PLAYING OVER AND OVER AGAIN?!?! STOP!!!"'''''
-->The same '''poor fucker''', a few seconds later.

* Many argue that the dubious title of [[MostTriumphantExample Most Horrifying Shock Video]] should be given to the infamous ''SWAP.avi''. Lasting 60 unbearable minutes and starring four women who might not have agreed to doing it, it's said to be best described as ''2 Girls 1 Cup'' turned [[UpToEleven all the way up to 20]]. The true horror of it defies description, but if you're really that [[strike:stupid]] curious then [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php?page=1 here's a text-only breakdown]] on SomethingAwful (which is also to blame for the horrific thing being made in the first place).

* "Milk Fountain": A picture of a group of women [[spoiler:Expelling milk from their anuses]] onto other woman lying belly down on the ground.

"Milk Fountain": A picture of a group of women [[spoiler:Expelling milk from their anuses]] onto other woman lying belly down on the ground.

* Robert "Budd" Dwyer's live TV suicide on January 22, 1987, where he [[AteHisGun [[spoiler:shot himself in the mouth]]]] and [[spoiler:a river of blood ran out of his nose]]. TheOtherWiki has [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer an article]] on the man detailing his political career and the events which led to this moment...and you may well find yourself feeling sympathy for him.