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* April, in [[http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3112491/1/The-Lay-of-Paul-Twister The Lay of Paul Twister,]] apparently has a very extended lifespan, [[WizardsLiveLonger even for a magic user.]] When Paul hears about her, he takes it as confirmation that she is like him, except that his aging got slowed down [[CantGrowUp at a much earlier point.]]
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* ''GateKeepers''' Houjou Yukino looks like a ten year old even though she's more than eight hundred years old.
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** There are other theories about his age.http://doctorwhotv.co.uk/who-mysteries-the-doctors-real-age-37396.htm
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** Lunarians are canonically ReallySevenHundredYearsOld in respect to their age but young in appearance, all of them. "[[BossSubtitles Brain of the Moon]]" Eirin Yagokoro is said to be [[UpToEleven old even by their standards]] and says of herself that [[TimeAbyss her true age]], divided by 500, would mathematically be equivalent to [[DivideByZero zero]].

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** Lunarians are canonically ReallySevenHundredYearsOld in respect to their age but young in appearance, all of them. "[[BossSubtitles Brain of the Moon]]" Eirin Yagokoro is said to be [[UpToEleven old even by their standards]] and says of herself that [[TimeAbyss her true age]], divided by 500, would mathematically be equivalent to [[DivideByZero zero]].zero.
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* Given the intro to ''Film/{{Thor}}'', Asgardians can live hundreds, if not thousands of years and still be physically capable of feats of strength and look like they are as well. The same thing applies to Frost Giants.
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* Evangeline from ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' was turned into a vampire when she was about ten and consequently has not aged at all in the hundreds of years since. She actually expresses a desire to become and be seen as a beautiful, mature woman rather than a child, and projects an illusion of such a form whenever she can.

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* Evangeline from ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' was turned into a vampire when she was about ten and consequently has not aged at all in the hundreds of years since. She actually expresses a desire to become and be seen as a beautiful, mature woman rather than a child, and projects an illusion of such a form whenever she can. The illusion apparently has physical substance, but hey. [[AWizardDidIt It's magic]].
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* Son Goku in ''{{Saiyuki}}'' was been imprisoned in a rock for 500 years without aging before being freed by Sanzo. Goku's apparent age is supposed to be 18, but he looks 12.

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* Son Goku in ''{{Saiyuki}}'' ''Manga/{{Saiyuki}}'' was been imprisoned in a rock for 500 years without aging before being freed by Sanzo. Goku's apparent age is supposed to be 18, but he looks 12.
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* The Doctor in ''Series/DoctorWho'' currently looks to be in his mid-twenties (or even younger), but is over a thousand. Stated onscreen as 1103 as of 2011, though {{Fanon}} maintains that it's been well into the quadruple digits long before that, with his age ''decreased'' from 953 to 900 in 2005. It's often assumed he's lying about his age. StevenMoffat [[WordOfGod has said]] that the Doctor doesn't ''actually'' know his true age.

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* The Doctor in ''Series/DoctorWho'' currently looks to be in his mid-twenties (or even younger), but is over a thousand. Stated onscreen as 1103 1200 as of 2011, 2012, though {{Fanon}} maintains that it's been well into the quadruple digits long before that, with his age ''decreased'' from 953 to 900 in 2005. It's often assumed he's lying about his age. StevenMoffat [[WordOfGod has said]] that the Doctor doesn't ''actually'' know his true age.
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* In John Ringo's ''CouncilWars'' series, Bast the Wood Elf is over a thousand years old but looks 14. A very well developed 14 mind you if the cover art is anything to go by.

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* In John Ringo's ''CouncilWars'' Creatpr/JohnRingo's ''Literature/CouncilWars'' series, Bast the Wood Elf is over a thousand years old but looks 14. A very well developed 14 mind you you, if the cover art is anything to go by.
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* [[spoiler:Knuckles]] in ''SonicTheComic''. He was born [[spoiler:during Tikal's time]], which was several hundred years before the beginning of the story. He was put into suspended animation for those years.

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* [[spoiler:Knuckles]] in ''SonicTheComic''. He was born [[spoiler:during Tikal's time]], which was several hundred eight thousand years before the beginning of the story. He was put into suspended animation for those years.

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*** Most history monks don't bother with reincarnation. It's the ''Abbot'' who can't get the hang of "circular aging"...



*** Most history monks don't bother with reincarnation. It's the ''Abbot'' who can't get the hang of "circular aging"...

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* Used in Creator/DavidEddings' ''Literature/{{Belgariad}}'', where all the sorcerers are at least 3,000 years old. Nobody points out that when Polgara [[spoiler:marries Durnik, who is around thirty, that he is approximately one hundredth of her age. Of course, a few pages after the wedding we learn that he, too, is now a sorcerer, so all's well and good. Or something like that.]]

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* Used in Creator/DavidEddings' ''Literature/{{Belgariad}}'', where all the sorcerers Disciples of Aldur are at least 3,000 years old. Nobody points out that when Polgara [[spoiler:marries Durnik, who is around thirty, that he is approximately one hundredth of her age. Of course, a few pages after the wedding we learn that he, too, is now a sorcerer, so all's well and good. Or something like that.]]



** Also, the dryads from the same series. There's a fairly hilarious scene towards the end of the series when one character learns Garion and Ce'Nedra are likely to be young and, er, fruitful for a long, long time.

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** Also, the dryads from the same series. There's a fairly hilarious scene towards the end of the series when one character learns Garion (sorcerer) and Ce'Nedra (dryad) are likely to be young and, er, fruitful for a long, long time.time.
** It's worth nothing that ''any'' sorcerer who learns the secret gains extended lifespan. All Disciples of Aldur are sorcerers (Durnik joins this group), as are the Disciples of Torak and the Chandim (Hounds of Torak), Angaraks who are/were changed into a dog-like beast to better server. A number of lesser servants of Torak are also sorcerers and thus have the gift. At least one independent sorcerer (a Melcene who doesn't practice religion) is also confirmed in ''The Malloreon'' to have lived for at least 3,000 years. The Gorim of the Ulgos is also given extended lifespan to a lesser extent; his time winds down when his successor is born.


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** All Styrics have long lives compared to Elenes (whose lifespans match those of real humans). It's noted that Sephrenia has lived for several centuries yet appears youngish if a little age-weary in places. In The Tamuli, we learn that Delphae also have extended lifespans.
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* The trope name is pretty much exactly true for Caerula Sanguis from ''[[{{Gunnm}} Battle Angel Alita: Last Order]]''. Her age is actually quite significant. She has spent most of them learning and refining both her [[LadyofWar wu shu straightsword techniques]] and her [[BatmanGambit comprehensive combat strategies]] in the service of protecting humankind.

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* The trope name is pretty much exactly true for Caerula Sanguis from ''[[{{Gunnm}} Battle Angel Alita: Last Order]]''. Her age is actually quite significant. She has spent most of them learning and refining both her [[LadyofWar wu shu straightsword techniques]] and her [[BatmanGambit comprehensive combat strategies]] in the service of protecting humankind.



* [[Comicbook/{{Batman}} Ra's al Ghul]] looks to be about in his 50s, but is really over 600 years old. This is due to his continuous revivals in the Lazarus pits (magical pools of... stuff... that can restore the dead to life).

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* [[Comicbook/{{Batman}} [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Ra's al Ghul]] looks to be about in his 50s, but is really over 600 years old. This is due to his continuous revivals in the Lazarus pits (magical pools of... stuff... that can restore the dead to life).



* The vast majority of the depictions of {{Superman}} in any future time period show that he ages significantly slower than humans do. In the elseworld's tale "Generations" Superman does fit this trope, Batman gets in on the act as well and Superman's granddaughters do as well (in fact, one of them is stuck in her early teens for over a century before finally getting it fixed so that she can age to adulthood.)

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* The vast majority of the depictions of {{Superman}} Franchise/{{Superman}} in any future time period show that he ages significantly slower than humans do. In the elseworld's tale "Generations" Superman does fit this trope, Batman gets in on the act as well and Superman's granddaughters do as well (in fact, one of them is stuck in her early teens for over a century before finally getting it fixed so that she can age to adulthood.)
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** Even Bubblegum is much older than she appears. "The Suitor" implies she's ''at least'' over 300 years old.
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*** Also from ''Dawnguard'', Serana (and her parents). Serana was asleep long enough to have never heard of the Empire which would mean she'd been asleep for over 4000 years ''minimum''. Later in the quest line, dialogue from her suggests that she's lived in Castle Volkihar for a very long time before falling asleep. Even then it's unclear how old she was when she first moved into the castle. Being that she is of the first race of men, it's even possible that she is not too far descended from them.
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*** They are 380 and/or 400 years old, depending on who you believe.
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* ''SonicUnleashed'' has [[spoiler:Light Gaia AKA Chip]] who is the same age as the Earth.

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* OffWhite: The wolves Sköll and his brother Hati are at least over 300 years old. Yes, it's [[NorseMythology that Sköll and Hati.]]

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* OffWhite: The wolves Sköll and his brother Hati are at least over 300 years old. Yes, it's [[NorseMythology that Sköll and Hati.]]]]. Though they don't seem to live more than a normal wolf lifespan in any given {{Reincarnation}}.


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* Mori of ''TheDragonDoctors'' is about 170 years old and appears to be in her/his mid-twenties. Mostly because she discovered a FountainOfYouth in her sixties and reverse-engineered it to make a LongevityTreatment that is now in common use.
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* ''VideoGame/BlazBlue's'' local ElegantGothicLolita {{Vampire}}, Rachel Alucard is at least 100 years old physically. By the True End of ''Calamity Trigger'', [[spoiler:she [[TimeAbyss remembers 72,500 years]] of time-looped history]].

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* ''VideoGame/BlazBlue's'' local ElegantGothicLolita {{Vampire}}, Rachel Alucard is at least 100 years old physically.physically but looks like a preteen. By the True End of ''Calamity Trigger'', [[spoiler:she [[TimeAbyss remembers 72,500 years]] of time-looped history]].

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** Pretty much Tenchi's whole family aside from him. His sister who looks to be in her mid to late 20's is 80. His father is 200 and looks like he is in his early 40's. His Grandmother ([[BerserkButton whom no one should ever call her by that name]]) looks maybe mid 30ish and is well over 700 years old (As does his Grandfather, but he keeps a disguise up to make him look 60-ish). And his great grandmother looks to be in her mid 30's too. The parents of Azusa, emperor of Jurai, Tenchi's great-great-grandparents, show up in GXP and look to be in their 40's. Tenchi's other great-great-grandparent, Seto, shows up in the OVA and GXP and looks to about mid 30's despite being 5,000 years old.

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** Pretty much Tenchi's whole family aside from him. His sister who looks to be in her mid to late 20's is 80. His father is 200 and looks like he is in his early 40's. His Grandmother ([[BerserkButton whom no one should ever call her by that name]]) looks maybe mid 30ish and is well over 700 years old (As does his Grandfather, but he keeps a disguise up to make him look 60-ish). And his great grandmother looks to be in her mid 30's too. The parents of Azusa, emperor of Jurai, Tenchi's great-great-grandparents, show up in GXP and look to be in their 40's. Tenchi's other great-great-grandparent, Seto, shows up in the OVA and GXP and looks to be about mid 30's despite being 5,000 years old.



** ''Doctor Who'' has a lot of this. Ood Sigma from "Planet of the Ood" has barely aged a day a century on in ''The End of Time''. In series 5's "The Beast Below" The Star Whale, carrying the United Kingdom for 200 years is described by Amy as "very old and very kind", much like someone else. Due to slowing down her biological systems, Queen Elizabeth X of the UK is 300 years old in the same episode (and lives at least another 2,000). Despite their mayfly-like lifespan in their normal states, if a member of the Family of Blood took the lifespan of a Time Lord, he could live as long (it's unknown if regeneration ability comes with it, or if they can take the lifespan of other creatures.)

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** ''Doctor Who'' has a lot of this. Ood Sigma from "Planet of the Ood" has barely aged a day a century on in ''The End of Time''. In series 5's "The Beast Below" The the Star Whale, carrying the United Kingdom for 200 years years, is described by Amy as "very old and very kind", much like someone else. Due to slowing down her biological systems, Queen Elizabeth X of the UK is 300 years old in the same episode (and lives at least another 2,000). Despite their mayfly-like lifespan in their normal states, if a member of the Family of Blood took the lifespan of a Time Lord, he could live as long (it's unknown if regeneration ability comes with it, or if they can take the lifespan of other creatures.)



* ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasy'' has its elves following this very well, along with many of their vampires. The Slann seem to look the same no matter how many thousand years they have lived, and daemons do not age.

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* ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasy'' ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}'' has its elves following this very well, along with many of their vampires. The Slann seem to look the same no matter how many thousand years they have lived, and daemons do not age.



* The ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade'' RPG by White Wolf has tons of examples of this, of course. One of the more notorious should be Ur-Shulgi, who looks like a small child but is thousands of years old. There's even one über-ancient vampire, the progenitor of the mad Malkavian clan, that appears at one point as ''12'' small girls with glowing eyes.

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* The ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade'' RPG by White Wolf WhiteWolf has tons of examples of this, of course. One of the more notorious should be Ur-Shulgi, who looks like a small child but is thousands of years old. There's even one über-ancient vampire, the progenitor of the mad Malkavian clan, that appears at one point as ''12'' small girls with glowing eyes.eyes.
** The TabletopGame/OldWorldOfDarkness is fond of this; a good number of [[TabletopGame/KindredOfTheEast Kuei-jin]], [[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension mages]] and [[TabletopGame/WraithTheOblivion wraiths]] qualify, as does every [[TabletopGame/DemonTheFallen Fallen]] (having been around since the dawn of Creation).
** In the TabletopGame/NewWorldOfDarkness, ''TabletopGame/VampireTheRequiem'' features a number of examples.
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* [[TheGunslinger Roland Deschain]] of Creator/StephenKing's ''TheDarkTower'' series turns out to be ReallySevenHundredYearsOld due to the space time continuum of his world being ripped apart. He managed to survive the destruction of his entire civilization.

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* [[TheGunslinger Roland Deschain]] of Creator/StephenKing's ''TheDarkTower'' ''Franchise/TheDarkTower'' series turns out to be ReallySevenHundredYearsOld due to the space time continuum of his world being ripped apart. He managed to survive the destruction of his entire civilization.
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* [[spoiler:Rose]] in ''LegendOfDragoon''. [[spoiler:She was a part of the first group of Dragoons...over ''ten thousand years ago.'']]

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* [[spoiler:Rose]] in ''LegendOfDragoon''.''VideoGame/TheLegendOfDragoon''. [[spoiler:She was a part of the first group of Dragoons...over ''ten thousand years ago.'']]
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*** And while we're speaking of the Bounts, all of them were born in the same time period from the same lab accident, which was many centuries before the current storyline. Consequently, the only one of them who looks even remotely close to his age at the time the story starts is Sawatari.
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* The minions of ''VideoGame/{{Overlord}}'', surprisingly enough. According to the developer's {{FAQ}}, no one knows how old minions get because no minion has ever died of natural causes. Gnarl, in particular, is by his own account old enough to remember what the long-extinct dragons were really like, and Giblet has served at least three different Overlords.

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* The minions of ''VideoGame/{{Overlord}}'', surprisingly enough. According to the developer's {{FAQ}}, FAQ, no one knows how old minions get because no minion has ever died of natural causes. Gnarl, in particular, is by his own account old enough to remember what the long-extinct dragons were really like, and Giblet has served at least three different Overlords.
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* ''Manga/HekikaiNoAion'': Seine is 300 years old and has an appearance of a teenager.
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* ''VideoGame/StarCraft'': The protoss seem to have a lifespan approximately 10 times that of humans. It's implied that the xel'naga had even longer lifespans. [[spoiler:Samir Duran claims to have lived for millennia; ''Heart of the Swarm'' more or less confirms this.]]
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ReallySevenHundredYearsOld is an extreme version of OlderThanTheyLook, which covers ancient, perhaps immortal beings, and (usually) the total opposite of ReallyWasBornYesterday. Subjective age only--a form of SuspendedAnimation alone does not count. [[OurElvesAreBetter Elves]] tend to fall into this trope quite a bit in modern fantasy thanks in part because their BeautyIsNeverTarnished. If it's purely artistic rather than biological, it's ArtisticAge. For characters who look far younger than they are, but haven't yet lived longer than a human possibly could (say, an 80 year-old woman who looks 20), they're OlderThanTheyLook. See also ImmortalityBeginsAtTwenty, NotGrowingUpSucks. For the really, ''really'' extreme version, see TimeAbyss . For the inverse, see ReallySeventeenYearsOld. Optimistic characters will say [[LivingForeverIsAwesome this trope is sweet.]]

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ReallySevenHundredYearsOld is an extreme version of OlderThanTheyLook, which covers ancient, perhaps immortal beings, and (usually) the total opposite of ReallyWasBornYesterday. Subjective age only--a form of SuspendedAnimation suspended animation alone does not count. [[OurElvesAreBetter Elves]] tend to fall into this trope quite a bit in modern fantasy thanks in part because their BeautyIsNeverTarnished. If it's purely artistic rather than biological, it's ArtisticAge. For characters who look far younger than they are, but haven't yet lived longer than a human possibly could (say, an 80 year-old woman who looks 20), they're OlderThanTheyLook. See also ImmortalityBeginsAtTwenty, NotGrowingUpSucks. For the really, ''really'' extreme version, see TimeAbyss . For the inverse, see ReallySeventeenYearsOld. Optimistic characters will say [[LivingForeverIsAwesome this trope is sweet.]]
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** Later, when [[spoiler: Watanuki takes over Yuuko's shop after her death, he goes into a similar un-aging and anomaly-to-the-universe state. By the end of the series he's over 100 years old but physically looks barely older than the teenager he was when the series started.]]
** Fai from the same continuity looks to be in his twenties, but isn't. [[spoiler:His real age is never said, but Yuko commented that despite his apparent youth he had already lived several lifespans.]]
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** It also seems that [[spoiler: Zect, the boy from the flashbacks was ''Nagi's master'', and was several centuries old himself]].

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Those characters are not that old. This trope is for impossibly old characters.


ReallySevenHundredYearsOld is an extreme version of OlderThanTheyLook, which covers ancient, perhaps immortal beings, and (usually) the total opposite of ReallyWasBornYesterday. Subjective age only--a form of suspended animation alone does not count. [[OurElvesAreBetter Elves]] tend to fall into this trope quite a bit in modern fantasy thanks in part because their BeautyIsNeverTarnished. If it's purely artistic rather than biological, it's ArtisticAge. For characters who look far younger than they are, but haven't yet lived longer than a human possibly could (say, an 80 year-old woman who looks 20), they're OlderThanTheyLook. See also ImmortalityBeginsAtTwenty, NotGrowingUpSucks. For the really, ''really'' extreme version, see TimeAbyss . For the inverse, see ReallySeventeenYearsOld. Optimistic characters will say [[LivingForeverIsAwesome this trope is sweet.]]

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ReallySevenHundredYearsOld is an extreme version of OlderThanTheyLook, which covers ancient, perhaps immortal beings, and (usually) the total opposite of ReallyWasBornYesterday. Subjective age only--a form of suspended animation SuspendedAnimation alone does not count. [[OurElvesAreBetter Elves]] tend to fall into this trope quite a bit in modern fantasy thanks in part because their BeautyIsNeverTarnished. If it's purely artistic rather than biological, it's ArtisticAge. For characters who look far younger than they are, but haven't yet lived longer than a human possibly could (say, an 80 year-old woman who looks 20), they're OlderThanTheyLook. See also ImmortalityBeginsAtTwenty, NotGrowingUpSucks. For the really, ''really'' extreme version, see TimeAbyss . For the inverse, see ReallySeventeenYearsOld. Optimistic characters will say [[LivingForeverIsAwesome this trope is sweet.]]



** Kurama also counts but there's a twist. His human form really is a teeanger because Youko Kurama merged with a fetus when it was still in the womb. Thus he is a genuine teenager with the memories of someone really seven hundred years old. H

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** Kurama also counts but there's a twist. His human form really is a teeanger because Youko Kurama merged with a fetus when it was still in the womb. Thus he is a genuine teenager with the memories of someone really seven hundred years old. H\n



** [[spoiler: Asuna]] turns out to be over 100 years old. We don't really know how much over hundred years old she is, but she could very likely be 700 years old, although in the first anime she's dead by the age of 14 at the end of episode 23, so it's deabatable.



* [[spoiler:Eriol Hiiragizawa]] of ''Manga/CardcaptorSakura'' has a double case of this; he's the reincarnation (complete with memories) of the several-centuries-old magician Clow Reed, and in his "new life", he stopped himself from aging physically for decades.
** [[spoiler:Yukito. He's Yue's alternate form, and Yue was created by Clow in his original life. Kero is approximately (if not the exactly) the same age.]] It's unconfirmed how old [[spoiler:Spiniel Sun]] and [[spoiler:Ruby Moon]] are, but they could also be this trope.

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* [[spoiler:Eriol Hiiragizawa]] [[spoiler:Yukito]] of ''Manga/CardcaptorSakura'' has a double case of this; he's the reincarnation (complete with memories) of ''Manga/CardcaptorSakura''. He's Yue's [[spoiler:alternate form]], and Yue was created by the several-centuries-old magician Clow Reed, and in his "new life", he stopped himself from aging physically for decades.
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Kero is approximately (if not the exactly) the same age.]] It's unconfirmed how old [[spoiler:Spiniel Sun]] and [[spoiler:Ruby Moon]] are, but they could also be this trope.



* All the demons in ''Manga/ChronoCrusade'' fall under this, but Chrono in particular. Thanks to a need to conserve his spiritual energy, his [[SleepModeSize typical form]] makes him look like twelve years old, and even in his true form he looks like he's in his early twenties. However, there's at least about 60 years that he's confirmed to have lived, and it's likely he's much, much older. His former comrades, the sinners, all appear to be in their late teens or early twenties, but they're all near the same age. There's also [[spoiler:Father Remington]] (who appears to be in his early thirties at the latest but is seen dueling Chrono half a century prior in a flashback), and in the manga finale [[spoiler:Fiore/Floretta and Satella]] (due to SuspendedAnimation).



* ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'''s eponymous character, Aang, was a HumanPopsicle for a hundred years before the series began, meaning that he's physically no older than 12.

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