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15th May '16 10:05:24 AM ImpudentInfidel
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* In ''Discworld/MakingMoney'', Mr. Bent performs AssassinOutclassin. With ''balloon animals''.

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* In ''Discworld/MakingMoney'', Mr. Bent performs AssassinOutclassin. With ''balloon animals''. It turns out "battle clowning", a martial art that incorporates slapstick staples, is an ancient tradition in the fools guild and he's something of a savant in it despite not being a member.
19th Apr '16 5:41:39 AM MajinAkuma
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* Some murder cases in ''Manga/DetectiveConan'' involve impossible weapons. In Shinichi's very first case, the murder weapon turned out to be a bra wire.
26th Mar '16 6:42:57 PM SSJMagus
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* Played for humor in ''Professor Xavier and the X-Men'' #5, with a pair of random mercenaries' dialogue before the X-Men show up.
-->'''Mercenary A:''' I ''hate'' this! I'm a trained mercenary! I know 64 ways to kill a guy with a spoon and I'm stuck guarding an electric generator.\\
'''Mercenary B:''' D'you mean you can kill a guy who ''has'' a spoon -- or that you can kill a guy with your own personal spoon?
** And three pages later, after Iceman has dropped a huge slab of ice on them.
-->'''Mercenary A:''' [[Funny/XMen Must...reach...spoon.]]
20th Jan '16 2:11:56 PM AHI-3000
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* ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' episode "Granddad's Fight":

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* ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'' episode "Granddad's Fight":
14th Jan '16 1:02:07 PM bookwormgal
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* In ''Housemates'', Loki decides that Coulson could kill someone with a Swiss army knife...or Jane Foster's bunny slippers.

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* In ''Housemates'', ''FanFic/{{Housemates}}'', Loki decides that Coulson could kill someone with a Swiss army knife...or Jane Foster's bunny slippers.
27th Nov '15 3:55:10 PM Thranx
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* The home-built Rock-It Launcher in ''VideoGame/Fallout3'' is a high-velocity Noodle Implement launcher that turns ordinary Wasteland junk into lethal projectiles. Cutlery, books, spare parts, and even teddy bears can be used as Rock-It Launcher ammo.
3rd Nov '15 3:37:30 AM StarTropes
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* Captain Archer of ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' once stabs a Xindi with a statue of Zefram Cochrane.
21st Oct '15 11:03:03 AM fdsa1234567890
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* In ''VideoGame/AlphaProtocol'', Steven Heck casually mentions that at sufficient velocity, soccer balls can decapitate people. He's also apparently killed Vatican officials using communion wafers, and at one point killed a man by impaling him with a ten-speed mountain bike.

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* In ''VideoGame/AlphaProtocol'', Steven Heck casually mentions that at sufficient velocity, soccer balls can decapitate people. He's also apparently killed [[DeathByIrony Vatican officials using communion wafers, wafers]], and at one point killed a man by impaling him with a ten-speed mountain bike.
8th Oct '15 4:10:54 PM nombretomado
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* ''JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac'' apparently did "horrible things with salad tongs".

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* ''JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac'' ''ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac'' apparently did "horrible things with salad tongs".
29th Sep '15 3:31:09 PM BlackTemplar
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* MeatLoaf in "Wasted Youth" from ''Bat Out of Hell [=II=]: Back Into Hell'':
--> ''...I was barely 17, and I once killed a boy with e Fender Guitar.''
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