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16th Feb '18 2:55:26 PM margdean56
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* From ''Film/{{Sleeper}}'': "I just beat a man insensible with a strawberry!" Granted, it was a ''giant'' strawberry...
6th Feb '18 10:23:34 PM TeraChimera
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->I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil. With a ''fucking. Pencil.''
-->--'''Viggo''', ''Film/JohnWick''
10th Jan '18 9:27:42 AM Chabal2
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* In the main series, Frank once killed a man with nothing but his ''lunch'' (club sandwich, Mai Tai, and very hot salsa). Take the toothpick from the sandwich and leave it to soak in the salsa, insert it into the straw from the cocktail, and fire the improvised blowdart into a mobster's ear as you're walking past.
25th Dec '17 11:47:38 AM EDP
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* In ''FanFic/TheWinxClubLoops'' the Patchamen once killed a skilled warrior by beating him to death with napkins-and that's without being Loopers. {{Justified}} because they're ninja, and insanely good ones at that.
13th Dec '17 4:43:25 PM nombretomado
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* ''TheChroniclesOfTaras'' mentions that Taras Jacobs once killed a man with a Bowl of Old Nachos and a Golden Retriever Puppy.

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* ''TheChroniclesOfTaras'' ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfTaras'' mentions that Taras Jacobs once killed a man with a Bowl of Old Nachos and a Golden Retriever Puppy.
30th Nov '17 9:22:32 AM Medinoc
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* In ''Webcomic/TheDragonDoctors'', when Blue finally forces Frankie to spill the beans about his mobster boss Cary, [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-16-page-30 he says she once boasted of killing a roomful of rival mobsters using only pocket change.]] It later turns out that [[spoiler:[[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-18-page-21 this was literally true.]]]]

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* In ''Webcomic/TheDragonDoctors'', when Blue finally forces Frankie to spill the beans about his mobster boss Cary, [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-16-page-30 he says she once boasted of killing a roomful of rival mobsters using only pocket change.]] It later turns out that [[spoiler:[[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-18-page-21 this was literally true.]]]]true]], thanks to a SuperStrength that somehow bypasses anti-magic fields.]]
7th Nov '17 9:28:57 AM SeptimusHeap
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* In ''VideoGame/{{Half-Life2}}: Episode 2'', a Rebel-in-Training at the White Forest Base ([[FanNickname also called the AR3 Guy]]) first claims to have used [=AR3s=] (which don't exist), then claims to have killed Hunters (alien tripod cyborgs that are rather deadly) "with his own hands."

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* In ''VideoGame/{{Half-Life2}}: ''VideoGame/HalfLife2: Episode 2'', a Rebel-in-Training at the White Forest Base ([[FanNickname also called the AR3 Guy]]) first claims to have used [=AR3s=] (which don't exist), then claims to have killed Hunters (alien tripod cyborgs that are rather deadly) "with his own hands."
3rd Nov '17 1:47:04 AM Actua11y
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* In an ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'' and ''Manga/BattleRoyale'' crossover. Sakaki's weapon of choice was a plush cat (she didn't really think it through), but at least she picked up a sickle from a fallen opponent later. Osaka chose a paper fan. [[spoiler: She ''won'' - and that despite her not realizing that she was allowed to take better weapons from those she'd killed.]] She also makes a remark about considering using a rubber band, and is infamous as the dreaded 'Ayumu "Paper-clip" Kasuga'. Really.

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* In an ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'' and ''Manga/BattleRoyale'' crossover. Sakaki's weapon of choice was a plush cat (she didn't really think it through), but at least she picked up a sickle from a fallen opponent later. Osaka chose a paper fan. [[spoiler: She [[spoiler:She ''won'' - and that despite her not realizing that she was allowed to take better weapons from those she'd killed.]] She also makes a remark about considering using a rubber band, and is infamous as the dreaded 'Ayumu "Paper-clip" Kasuga'. Really.



** In [[Film/JohnWickChapter2 the sequel]], we get a CallBack when two men have that conversation again, and one of them lampshades the improbability of it: "Who the fuck can do that?!" Later, [[spoiler: we get to see him do this. It's not pretty.]]

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** In [[Film/JohnWickChapter2 the sequel]], we get a CallBack when two men have that conversation again, and one of them lampshades {{Lampshades}} the improbability of it: "Who the fuck can do that?!" Later, [[spoiler: we [[spoiler:we get to see him do this. It's not pretty.]]
1st Sep '17 3:36:28 PM Linda58
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** In [[Film/JohnWickChapter2 the sequel]], [[spoiler: we get to see him do this. It's not pretty.]]

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** In [[Film/JohnWickChapter2 the sequel]], we get a CallBack when two men have that conversation again, and one of them lampshades the improbability of it: "Who the fuck can do that?!" Later, [[spoiler: we get to see him do this. It's not pretty.]]
28th Aug '17 10:27:09 AM tiiger
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--> ''...I was barely 17, and I once killed a boy with e Fender Guitar.''

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--> ''...I was barely 17, and I once killed a boy with e a Fender Guitar.''
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