History Main / MattressTagGag

14th Jul '17 7:29:51 PM WaterBlap
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* From Website/BashOrg comes [[http://bash.org/?79825 this quote]]:
-->'''Hiryuu:''' Hey, which is more evil, [[KickTheDog kicking puppies]] or tearing those tags off of mattresses?\\
'''Estelle:''' Puppies heal, matresses don't.
15th Jun '17 11:13:27 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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-->'''Mickey:''' You know those "do not remove under penalty of law" labels they put on mattresses?

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-->'''Mickey:''' -->'''Mickey:''' ...You know those "do not remove under penalty of law" labels they put on mattresses?



-->'''Mickey:''' Well I ''cut one of them off''! Yeah, I've got a real bad temper.

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-->'''Mickey:''' Well Well, I ''cut one of them off''! Yeah, I've got a real bad ''bad'' temper.



-->'''Mickey:''' You telling me?

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-->'''Mickey:''' You telling me?''me?''
3rd Jun '17 2:25:28 PM mr3urious
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* The first episode of the ill-fated ''WesternAnimation/GarbagePailKids'' cartoon that didn't air in the U.S. had a giant mattress with a tag on it that said "Do not remove under penalty of death".
13th May '17 10:14:47 PM Rubber_Lotus
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* In the movie-parody episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', Timmy is trying to find out who "kidnapped" Wanda, and going through suspects like a detective. His dad, who for some reason desperately wants to be seen as a suspect in Timmy's mind, [[PokeThePoodle and keeps doing harmless crimes]], one of which is ripping off a bunch of mattress tags.

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* In the movie-parody episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', Timmy is trying to find out who "kidnapped" Wanda, and going through suspects like a detective. His dad, who for some reason [[IJustWantToBeSpecial desperately wants wants]] to be seen as a suspect in Timmy's mind, [[PokeThePoodle and keeps doing harmless crimes]], one of which is ripping off a bunch of mattress tags.
28th Mar '17 9:17:09 PM ZootyCutie94
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* In the ''Toys/{{Uglydolls}}'' comic "Know Thy Enemy", superhero Babo and supervillain Big Toe trade places for a day to understand each other. Babo's idea of evil is to fire a laser from space to slice off a mattress tag...much to the absolute shock and horror of Wippy, owner of the mattress emporium.
9th Oct '16 6:07:07 PM Mullon
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* From [[ImageBoards 4chan]]: [[Film/{{Avatar}} Colonel Quaritch]] [[http://chanarchive.org/content/61_tv/6265787/1261730001693.jpg doesn't give a fuck]].

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* From [[ImageBoards 4chan]]: Website/FourChan: [[Film/{{Avatar}} Colonel Quaritch]] [[http://chanarchive.org/content/61_tv/6265787/1261730001693.jpg doesn't give a fuck]].
20th Aug '16 4:46:52 PM Eddy1215
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Can overlap with PokeThePoodle, FelonyMisdemeanor.

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Can overlap with PokeThePoodle, FelonyMisdemeanor.
FelonyMisdemeanor, and SeriousBusiness.
27th Jun '16 3:32:26 PM Morgenthaler
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* A ''WesternAnimation/{{Bonkers}}'' comic in DisneyAdventures has an especially epic example of this. After a character accidentally tears one mattress tag off -- which reads "Removing this tag is a federal offence. [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200]]" -- and promptly goes off on a crime spree trying to ensure he can get away with this. Hiding it under a truckload of cherries, he crosses paths with Bonkers and Fall-Apart Rabbit when Rabbit's nose falls off and seemingly gets mixed in with the cherries. Believing they know about the mattress, he drives off with Fall-Apart Rabbit, moving up to kidnapping in addition to ripping off the tag and later attempting to burn the evidence.

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* A ''WesternAnimation/{{Bonkers}}'' comic in DisneyAdventures Magazine/DisneyAdventures has an especially epic example of this. After a character accidentally tears one mattress tag off -- which reads "Removing this tag is a federal offence. [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200]]" -- and promptly goes off on a crime spree trying to ensure he can get away with this. Hiding it under a truckload of cherries, he crosses paths with Bonkers and Fall-Apart Rabbit when Rabbit's nose falls off and seemingly gets mixed in with the cherries. Believing they know about the mattress, he drives off with Fall-Apart Rabbit, moving up to kidnapping in addition to ripping off the tag and later attempting to burn the evidence.
23rd May '16 10:59:42 AM Prfnoff
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* In 1984, ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'' published a special issue entitled ''Mad 84'', featuring previously-unpublished material. One piece was "The ''Mad'' Reader's Sex Survey", by Larry Siegel, illustrated by Bob Clarke. One multiple-choice question showed an orgy scene from a porno film (which can be seen [[http://images.ha.com/lf?source=url%5bfile%3aimages%2finetpub%2fnewnames%2f300%2f8%2f6%2f0%2f860285.jpg%5d%2ccontinueonerror%5btrue%5d&scale=size%5b450x2000%5d%2coptions%5blimit%5d&source=url%5bfile%3aimages%2finetpub%2fwebuse%2fno_image_available.gif%5d%2cif%5b%28%27global.source.error%27%29%5d&sink=preservemd%5btrue%5d here]], sans text, in the lower right corner of the page) and asked the reader for his reaction, with the joke being that the answer choices were all pedantic, detail-oriented observations having nothing to do with sex (e.g. "'''A.''' Doesn't the man with the whipped cream know it's not kosher to mix dairy with meat?"). One of the answer choices is "That guy in the dress is going to be in big trouble if he rips the tag off that mattress."

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* In 1984, ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'' published a special issue entitled ''Mad 84'', featuring previously-unpublished material. One piece was "The ''Mad'' Reader's Sex Survey", by Larry Siegel, illustrated by Bob Clarke. One multiple-choice question showed an orgy scene from a porno film (which can be seen [[http://images.ha.com/lf?source=url%5bfile%3aimages%2finetpub%2fnewnames%2f300%2f8%2f6%2f0%2f860285.jpg%5d%2ccontinueonerror%5btrue%5d&scale=size%5b450x2000%5d%2coptions%5blimit%5d&source=url%5bfile%3aimages%2finetpub%2fwebuse%2fno_image_available.gif%5d%2cif%5b%28%27global.source.error%27%29%5d&sink=preservemd%5btrue%5d here]], sans text, in the lower right corner of the page) and asked the reader for his reaction, with the joke being that the answer choices were all [[ComicallyMissingThePoint pedantic, detail-oriented observations having nothing to do with sex sex]] (e.g. "'''A.''' Doesn't the man with the whipped cream know it's not kosher to mix dairy with meat?"). One of the answer choices is "That guy in the dress is going to be in big trouble if he rips the tag off that mattress."
23rd May '16 10:50:48 AM Prfnoff
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* A ''WesternAnimation/{{Bonkers}}'' comic in DisneyAdventures has an especially epic example of this. After a character accidentally tears one mattress tag off -- which reads "Removing this tag is a federal offence. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200" -- and promptly goes off on a crime spree trying to ensure he can get away with this. Hiding it under a truckload of cherries, he crosses paths with Bonkers and Fall-Apart Rabbit when Rabbit's nose falls off and seemingly gets mixed in with the cherries. Believing they know about the mattress, he drives off with Fall-Apart Rabbit, moving up to kidnapping in addition to ripping off the tag and later attempting to burn the evidence.

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* A ''WesternAnimation/{{Bonkers}}'' comic in DisneyAdventures has an especially epic example of this. After a character accidentally tears one mattress tag off -- which reads "Removing this tag is a federal offence. [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200" $200]]" -- and promptly goes off on a crime spree trying to ensure he can get away with this. Hiding it under a truckload of cherries, he crosses paths with Bonkers and Fall-Apart Rabbit when Rabbit's nose falls off and seemingly gets mixed in with the cherries. Believing they know about the mattress, he drives off with Fall-Apart Rabbit, moving up to kidnapping in addition to ripping off the tag and later attempting to burn the evidence.
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