History Main / IveGotAnXAndImNotAfraidToUseIt

* Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks' neighbor has got a lemon zester and he's not afraid to use it!

[[folder:I've got Films -- Animation and I'm not afraid to watch them!]]

* ''[[AGoofyMovie An Extremely Goofy Movie]]'': PJ has a biscotti, and he's not afraid to use it!

[[folder:I've got Films -- Live-Action and I'm not afraid to watch them!]]

* ''{{Everwood}}'': Dr. Andrew Brown's got mind-altering drugs in the other room and he's not afraid to use them!

* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'' when the lead character is trying to fend himself against [[StalkerWithACrush Panini.]]

* ''TheNewAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh'': Piglet with his spring. He didn't know what it was and he said it while using the trope.

* Near the end of one ''CatDog'' episode, Eddie the Squirrel shows up with a tick in his hand, resulting in the following line:

* In WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} when the lead character is trying to fend himself against [[StalkerWithACrush Panini.]]

* ''Series/LizzieMcGuire'': His wife has a bat. [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mr. McGuire]] has a ''mitt'' and he's not afraid to use it.* ''NaturallySadie'': Rain has frozen pitas and he's not afraid to use them!

* ''Series/LizzieMcGuire'': His wife has a bat. [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mr. McGuire]] has a ''mitt'' and he's not afraid to use it.

* ''TheNewAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh'': Piglet with his spring. He didn't know what it was and he said it while using the trope. Well, this troper only watched the episode in Brazilian Portuguese so, if any editor knows the actual quotes in English, please add them.

* ''WesternAnimation/TazMania'': In "The Pied Piper of Taz-Mania", one of Francis' fellow tribesmen mocks his musical aspirations with the words "He's got an accordian and he's not afraid to use it!".

Only ''actual'' quotes please. [[TitleDrop I've Got An Edit Button Too And I'm Not Afraid To Use It.]]

!!Examples:

[[AC:I've got ComicBooks and I'm not afraid to use them!]]

* Mr. Nobody from ''Comicbook/DoomPatrol'' has a [[{{Dada}} boiled egg]] and he knows how to use it!

[[AC:I've got {{Film}} and I'm not afraid to use it!]]

[[AC:I've got {{Literature}} and I'm not afraid to use it!]]
* ''Discworld/FeetOfClay'': "I've got a bow and I'm not afraid to use it!" The crossbow's point moved uncertainly, proving him a liar.
* At the climax of ''Discworld/TheWeeFreeMen'', [[spoiler: the Nac Mac Feegle have a cheap lawyer, and they're not afraid to use him! [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "With prejudice!"]]]]

[[AC:I've got LiveActionTV and I'm not afraid to use it!]]
* [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Gary Murray]]'s got detention slips, and he's not afraid to use them! (''against vampires'')
* [[{{Everwood}} Dr. Andrew Brown]]'s got mind altering drugs in the other room and he's not afraid to use them!

* His wife has a bat. [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mr.]] [[LizzieMcGuire McGuire]] has a ''mitt'' and he's not afraid to use it.

[[AC:I've got {{Music}} and I'm not afraid to use it!]]
* BradPaisley, "Flowers": "I've got a Visa in my wallet / And I'm not afraid to use it" (to continue buying roses to ask for forgiveness).

[[AC:I've got VideoGames and I'm not afraid to use it!]]
* ''FinalFantasyTactics'': Cornered in his hideout, Teta's kidnapper says something along the line of "Back off! There are more than enough explosives in this fortress to blow you to hell and back!" [[spoiler:It's a moot point, because [[MoralEventHorizon Zalbag then ordered Algus to]] ShootTheHostage and the kidnapper.]]

[[AC:I've got {{Webcomics}} and I'm not afraid to use them!]]
* ''DorkTower'': Ken has a bar of soap at a gaming convention and he's not afraid to use it!

[[AC:I've got a WebVideo and I'm not afraid to use it!]]

[[AC:I've got WesternAnimation and I'm not afraid to use it!]]
* A security guard trying to get [[CarlSquared Carl Crashman and his friend Jamie]] to stop playing a video game demo in an electronics store:

* ''WesternAnimation/CorpseBride'': Victor Van Dort's got a dwarf, and he's not afraid to use him!
** He's also got a fork, and he's even LESS afraid to use it!
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'''s got a website and she's not afraid to use it!
* ''{{Shrek}}'': Donkey's got a dragon and he's not afraid to use it!
* ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'': Used by Dr. Sweet to Mole.
** "I've got soap, and I'm not afraid to use it!"
* ''[[AGoofyMovie An Extremely Goofy Movie]]'': PJ has a biscotti, and he's not afraid to use it!
* [[{{Disney.Aladdin}} Aladdin]]'s got a Genie and he's not afraid to use him!
* From ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'' when Garfield is dealing with a man eating plant.

* ''IAmWeasel'':
-->'''I.M. Weasel:''' Nobody move! I've got a loaded monkey, and I'm not afraid to use it!
-->'''I.R. Baboon:''' Click, click!
* ''TazMania'': In "The Pied Piper of Taz-Mania", one of Francis' fellow tribesmen mocks his musical aspirations with the words "He's got an accordian and he's not afraid to use it!".

[[AC:I've got Something Else and I'm not afraid to use it!]]
* Random bumper sticker says "I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it!"

* [[FiftyTwo Stand Back!]] [[MadScientist I've got a particle wave ray gun and Bipolar disorder!]]

* Mr. Nobody from ''DoomPatrol'' has a [[{{Dada}} boiled egg]] and he knows how to use it!

* [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer Gary Murray]]'s got detention slips, and he's not afraid to use them! (''against vampires'')

* ''KimPossible'''s got a website and she's not afraid to use it!

* ''AtlantisTheLostEmpire'': Used by Dr. Sweet to Mole.

* From ''GarfieldAndFriends'' when Garfield is dealing with a man eating plant.

[[AC:I've got a WebOriginal and I'm not afraid to use it!]]
* WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd has PENS, and he's not afraid to use 'em.

* ''Film/CorpseBride'': Victor Van Dort's got a dwarf, and he's not afraid to use him!

* At the climax of ''Discworld/TheWeeFreeMen'', [[spoiler: the Nac Mac Feegle have a cheap lawyer, and they're not afraid to use him!]]

* ''{{Shrek}}'':
--> "Donkey's got a dragon and he's not afraid to use it!"

* {{House}}'s got a full bladder and he's not afraid to use it!

* The AngryVideoGameNerd has PENS, and he's not afraid to use 'em.

-->'''Kim:''' If you don't help, I'll tell the world that [[OldShame you used to be a good guy]].
-->'''Shego:''' You wouldn't.
-->'''Kim:''' I've got a Web site and I'm not afraid to use it.
* ''{{Shrek}}'': Donkey's got a dragon and he's not afraid to use it!
** He's a donkey on the edge!

-->''I.M. Weasel:'' "Nobody move! I've got a loaded monkey, and I'm not afraid to use it!"
-->''I.R. Baboon:'' "Click, click!"

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[[StockPhrase Stock threat/warning]] that you, er...ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.

Only ''actual'' quotes please. [[TitleDrop I've Got An Edit Button Too And I'm Not Afraid To Use It.]]

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!!Examples:

* ''CorpseBride'': Victor Van Dort's got a dwarf, and he's not afraid to use him!
** He's also got a fork, and he's even LESS afraid to use it!
* ''KimPossible'''s got a website and she's not afraid to use it!
-->'''Kim:''' If you don't help, I'll tell the world that [[OldShame you used to be a good guy]].
-->'''Shego:''' You wouldn't.
-->'''Kim:''' I've got a Web site and I'm not afraid to use it.
* ''{{Shrek}}'': Donkey's got a dragon and he's not afraid to use it!
** He's a donkey on the edge!
* ''AtlantisTheLostEmpire'': Used by Dr. Sweet to Mole.
** "I've got soap, and I'm not afraid to use it!"
* ''[[AGoofyMovie An Extremely Goofy Movie]]'': Pete has a biscotti, and he's not afraid to use it!
* [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer Gary Murray]]'s got detention slips, and he's not afraid to use them! (''against vampires'')
* Megan Fox's got a mouth and she's not afraid to use it!
* ''Discworld/{{Feet Of Clay}}'': "I've got a bow and I'm not afraid to use it!" The crossbow's point moved uncertainly, proving him a liar.
* At the climax of ''Discworld/TheWeeFreeMen'', [[spoiler: the Nac Mac Feegle have a cheap lawyer, and they're not afraid to use him!]]
* Random bumper sticker says I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it!
* [[{{Everwood}} Dr. Andrew Brown]]'s got mind altering drugs in the other room and he's not afraid to use them!
* [[{{Film.AlvinAndTheChipmunks}} Alvin and The Chipmunks]]' neighbor got a lemon zester and he's not afraid to use it!
* [[{{Disney.Aladdin}} Aladdin]]'s got a Genie and he's not afraid to use him!
* {{House}}'s got a full bladder and he's not afraid to use it!
* I've got a toothbrush and I'm not- Oh wait, yes I am. RUN AWAY!!!
* His wife has a bat. [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mr.]] [[LizzieMcGuire McGuire]] has a ''mitt'' and he's not afraid to use it.
* [[FiftyTwo Stand Back!]] [[MadScientist I've got a particle wave ray gun and Bipolar disorder!]]
* Mr. Nobody from DoomPatrol has a [[{{Dada}} boiled egg]] and he knows how to use it!
* The AngryVideoGameNerd has PENS, and he's not afraid to use'em against the NostalgiaCritic!

* Atlantis: Used by Dr. Sweet to Mole.

* [[AtlantisTheLostEmpire Joshua Strongbear]]'s got soap and he's not afraid to use it!

* Mr. Nobody from DoomPatrol has a [[{{Dada}} boiled egg]] and he knows how to use it!

-->'''Kim:''' If you don't help, I'll tell the world that you used to be a good guy.

* [[FiftyTwo StandBack!]] [[MadScientist I've got a particle wave ray gun and Bipolar disorder!]]

* His wife has a bat. [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mr.]] [[LizzieMcGuire McGuire]] has a ''mitt'' and he's not afraid to use it.