History Main / IveGotAnXAndImNotAfraidToUseIt

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* ''Series/{{Wednesday}}'': In the first episode, when Wednesday tries threatening Enid so she'd stop her music, the werewolf girl shows off her retractile fingernails.

* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-12-24 A protester who pilfered]] Sergeant Schlock's {{BFG}} threatens Breya with it. "I've got this nifty plasgun now, and I'm not afraid to use it on you, hot cheeks!" Unfortunately for him, Breya isn't afraid of using her SonicStunner, either.

* ''Fanfic/OneDayAtATimeNyame'': In a flashback to his second daughter's prom night, Jason uses this threat on Helena's boyfriend, the Kryptonian clone Damien Kent (AKA Dam-El, the third Superboy, fourth Nightwing at the time of the flashback, and eventually fourth Superman), to ensure he doesn't try anything with Helena while keeping her happy.
-->'''Jason''': "And a quick reminder: I have a vault full of Kryptonite downstairs, and I'm not afraid to use it."

--->"I have a foghorn and I'm not afraid to use it," I growled, bringing ''that'' little episode to a close.
* ''Fanfic/ThePiecesLieWhereTheyFell'': In chapter 20 of the sequel, ''Picking Up the Pieces'', Vix-Lei uses this in order to get Night Blade out of bed, claiming she's got a foghorn and she's not afraid to use it. After the threat serves to get him up, she admits she was kidding and that ''Rex'' (who's back in Equestria, whereas Night Blade and Vix-Lei are in the Griffish Isles at the time) is the one who actually has their foghorn. (Co-writer Anon e Mouse Jr. admits it's a ShoutOut to ''This Bites!''.)

* ''WesternAnimation/CorpseBride''
** Victor Van Dort's got a dwarf, and he's not afraid to use him!
** He's also got a fork, and he's even LESS afraid to use it!
* ''Franchise/{{Shrek}}'':
** In the [[WesternAnimation/Shrek1 first film]], Donkey's got a dragon and he's not afraid to use it! Made [[{{Woolseyism}} even better]] in the French dub, where Donkey says, "I've got a dragon and I won't hesitate to fire it!"
** ''WesternAnimation/ShrekFourD'': The main trio's got a ''loaded'' dragon and they're not afraid to use it!
* ''WesternAnimation/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'': Used by Dr. Sweet to [[ThePigpen Mole]].
-->'''Dr. Sweet:''' I've got soap, and I'm not afraid to use it!\\
'''Mole:''' ''[[HissBeforeFleeing (Loudly hisses before hiding under the covers of his bed)]]''
* ''WesternAnimation/AnExtremelyGoofyMovie'': PJ has a biscotti, and he's not afraid to use it!

* In the ''Literature/{{Babar}}'' movie, when Babar, Celeste, and Zephir's attempts to get past the rhinos TotemPoleTrench style fails:
-->'''Zephir:''' It was the voice, wasn't it? Stand back!\\
'''Rhino guard:''' Look out, he's got a banana!\\
'''Zephir:''' And I'm not afraid to use it!

'''Pied Piper''': That's a fork.

-->'''Sherlock''': Pass me over.\\
'''John''': All right, but there's a mute button, and I ''will'' use it.

[[folder:I've got Web Comics and I'm not afraid to read them!]]

* WebVideo/FilthyFrank has a belt and he's not afraid to [[SubvertedTrope hang himself.]]

* The above line was also used in ''{{WesternAnimation/Lolirock}}'', under slightly different circumstances (the main characters are in a museum).
* WesternAnimation/KimPossible's got a website and she's not afraid to use it!

* ''WesternAnimation/TazMania'': In "Tazmanian Lullaby", one of Francis' fellow tribesmen mocks his musical aspirations with the words "He's got an accordian and he's not afraid to use it!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'' when the lead character is trying to fend himself against [[StalkerWithACrush Panini]].
-->'''Chowder:''' Back off woman, I have a fish, and I'm not afraid to use it!

* Near the end of one ''WesternAnimation/CatDog'' episode, Eddie the Squirrel shows up with a tick in his hand, resulting in the following line:
-->'''Shriek:''' He's got a tick!\\
'''Eddie:''' And I'm not afraid to use it, either!
* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'': When Edd seems someone intruding in his kitchen at night and eating the food out of his refrigerator, he's using a cactus named Jim for protection, and utters this line when the intruder is nowhere to be seen as a window blows open:
-->'''Edd:''' I've got a cactus!

--> '''Grouchy:''' I...I've got a blue belt in...in [[FooFu Smurf Fu]] and...and I'm not afraid to use it!
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Hilda}}'': Episode 11, Hilda and David find the homeless Nisse Tontu in the woods, and accidently startle him:
-->'''Tontu:''' Who'se there? Show yourself! But let me tell you, I have a branch and I will use it.

* ''Series/Sherlock'': While Sherlock is communicating with John, and a police inspector who John believes (with good reason) Sherlock is about to insult, via a laptop:

* ''Series/HorribleHistories'': While reporting on the Battle of Marston Moor, Mike Peabody is caught in a surprise attack by the Roundhead forces. He snatches a butter knife off Price Rupert's table and announces "I've got a butter knife and I'm not afraid to use it!"

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'':
** Donkey's got a dragon and he's not afraid to use it! Made [[{{Woolseyism}} even better]] in the French dub, where Donkey says, "I've got a dragon and I won't hesitate to fire it!"

* WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'s got a Genie and he's not afraid to use him!

* ''Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers'': In the episode ''The Mario Purge'', Mario panics and says such while wielding [[GrievousHarmWithABody Luigi as a weapon]]:

* ''Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers'': In the episode ''The Mario Purge'' Mario reacts as such while wielding [[GrievousHarmWithABody Luigi as a weapon]]: