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17th Feb '17 11:27:28 PM Az_Tech341
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** Zap Brannigan can be so dumb, he even confuses himself with his troll logic. In "Brannigan Begin Again", he accuses Leela of plotting to assassinate the Yarn People of Nylon 4 with giant novelty scissors, gloating that, "you made one mistake, rock, smashes scissors! But... paper covers rock... And scissors cuts paper..." After failing to figure that out, he tells Kiff to bring them onboard his ship and frisk them for paper.

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** Zap Brannigan can be so dumb, he even confuses himself with his troll logic. In "Brannigan Begin Again", he accuses Leela of plotting to assassinate the Yarn People of Nylon 4 with giant novelty scissors, gloating that, "you made one mistake, rock, smashes scissors! But... paper covers rock... And scissors cuts paper...paper...." After failing to figure that out, he tells Kiff to bring them onboard his ship and frisk them for paper.
17th Feb '17 7:58:08 AM LadyJaneGrey
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** Zap Brannigan can be so dumb, he even confuses himself with his troll logic. In "Brannigan Begin Again", he accuses Leela of plotting to assassinate the Yarn People of Nylon 4 with giant novelty scissors, gloating that, "you made one mistake, rock, smashes scissors! But... paper covers rock... And scissors cuts paper..." After failing to figure that out, he tells Kiff to bring them onboard his ship and frisk them for paper.
10th Feb '17 3:06:19 AM Az_Tech341
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* ''WesternAnimation/QuickDrawMcGraw'' had a little boy in school write "2+2=3" on a blackboard. Quick Draw, as his alter El Kabong, crashes into the schoolroom, crosses out "3" and writes "6."
9th Feb '17 11:38:28 PM Ccook1956
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* WesternAnimation/QuickDrawMcGraw'' had a little boy in school write "2+2=3" on a blackboard. Quick Draw, as his alter El Kabong, crashes into the schoolroom, crosses out "3" and writes "6."

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* WesternAnimation/QuickDrawMcGraw'' ''WesternAnimation/QuickDrawMcGraw'' had a little boy in school write "2+2=3" on a blackboard. Quick Draw, as his alter El Kabong, crashes into the schoolroom, crosses out "3" and writes "6."
9th Feb '17 11:37:18 PM Ccook1956
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* WesternAnimation/QuickDrawMcGraw'' had a little boy in school write "2+2=3" on a blackboard. Quick Draw, as his alter El Kabong, crashes into the schoolroom, crosses out "3" and writes "6."
9th Feb '17 9:52:15 AM NoxSky12599
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-->'''Shepard:''' You refused to testify. Obviously you hate justice and deserve this.
-->'''Lorik Qi'in:''' [[LampshadeHanging What insane breed of logic is that?!]]

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-->'''Shepard:''' You refused to testify. Obviously you hate justice and deserve this.
-->'''Lorik
this.\\
'''Lorik
Qi'in:''' [[LampshadeHanging What insane breed of logic is that?!]]


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-->'''Shepard''': YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe!\\
'''Hanar''': Therefore, as a faithful servant of the Enkindlers, we too must serve the Reapers.\\
'''Shepard''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. Big. Stupid. Jellyfish!]]\\
'''Kasumi''': You know, I support religious freedom for all species, but that's just crazy.
5th Feb '17 2:17:05 AM DrFraud
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* In the text intro to Chapter 74 of ''Caribbean Hideaway'' Barley the pirate explains that a certain hideout is rather unimaginatively known as "The Cave" because "Places with names tend t' get found. If it ain't got a name, it ain't a place; and if it ain't a place, it ain't gonna be found, ain't it?"

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* In the text intro to Chapter 74 of ''Caribbean Hideaway'' Barley the pirate explains that why a certain hideout is rather unimaginatively known as "The Cave" because "Places Cave."
-->'''Barley:''' Places
with names tend t' get found. If it ain't got a name, it ain't a place; and if it ain't a place, it ain't gonna be found, ain't it?"it?
4th Feb '17 3:09:18 AM Trogdor
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* ''[[Creator/TheCynicalBrit Totalbiscuit]]'' uses troll logic in one of his many [[https://youtu.be/EsHxAmklm7s?t=1h6m58s sponsored commercials for Squarespace]]:
-->'''Totalbiscuit''': ''(Reading potential New Years Resolutions for his viewers)'':...Fix your terrible website. Aha! Now here's something that any idiot could do. "But Totalbiscuit!", you say, "I don't have a website." Oh, don't think you're getting out of this that easily. Zero is still a number, so your website, whether it exists or not, is still terrible. This logic is infallible, because it's based on mathematics, and mathematics can't be wrong. In a similar fashion, you can't go wrong with Squarespace-dot-com-slash-cooptional.
28th Jan '17 2:37:29 AM Derleth
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* ''Radio/TheGoonShow'' based a huge portion of its humor around this kind of logic. One of the best known examples is the exchange between Eccles and Bluebottle that is usually referred to by its first line, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSSGiA4f5cs What time is it, Eccles?]]" In this example, Eccles explains in a perfectly logical sequence of total nonsense that he knows what time it is, because he has the time written on a piece of paper in his pocket.

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* ''Radio/TheGoonShow'' based a huge portion of its humor around this kind of logic. One of the best known examples is the exchange between Eccles and Bluebottle that is usually referred to by its first line, "[[http://www."[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSSGiA4f5cs com/watch?v=ctM_Rvgjfpo What time is it, Eccles?]]" In this example, Eccles explains in a perfectly logical sequence of total nonsense that he knows what time it is, because he has the time written on a piece of paper in his pocket.
26th Jan '17 2:12:47 AM CaptainTedium
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** In "Homer at the Bat", Chief Wiggum arrests Steve Sax for every unsolved murder in New York solely on the basis that Steve Sax is a New Yorker.
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