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* ''VideoGame/MarvelVSCapcom3: Fate of Two Worlds'': After ComicBook/IronMan wins against M.O.D.O.K. or Characters/DoctorDoom, he will deliver this gem of a line.

* In ''Film/FantasticFour2005'', Johnny and Ben discuss girls.

* A villainous example happens in ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'' when poor Dorothy [[IWantMYMommy cries for her Auntie Em]] after being imprisoned in the WickedWitch of the West's castle:

* Disneyland's "Splash Mountain" ride, which is inspired by ''Film/SongOfTheSouth'', consists mostly of a log ride up a series of watery chutes accompanied by various animatronic animals singing "Ev'rybody Has a Laughing Place." Once you reach the top, however, the music shifts into a DarkReprise ("Don't go down to the laughing place... where the Fox'll get ya!") and a voice rings out with "You want a 'laughing place'? We'll give you something to laugh about!" The ride then climaxes with a steep drop down a towering waterfall into a pool below, where the ride's "splash" occurs.

* ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'': After completing ''The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout'', he sees a screen depicting all of Bugs Bunny's friends making it to his party, "Who had just moments ago been playing some very funny tricks". He yells at Bugs.

* Creator/AlFranken reacts to the Creator/FoxNewsChannel's coverage of UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush's 2004 Inauguration speech in the first chapter of ''The Truth (with jokes)'', specifically the part where Bush claims to have won a mandate:

* In ''Literature/BigTrouble'', when Eliot Arnold is getting fed up with his newspaper-writing job, his boss admonishes him that he needs to have his assignment (pointing to his computer) "''in here'' before you go home tonight." Eliot then crosses around to his boss's side of the desk, saying, "How about I put it in there RIGHT NOW?" and puts his left foot through the computer screen. This immediately wins Eliot a round of applause from the newsroom as well as being fired on the spot, but it takes him a good bit longer to pull his foot out of the broken screen.
* Marco does this in ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''. A bit of an unusual example because he doesn't say it aloud, but only thinks it. To set the scene somewhat, he is seconds away from wreaking havoc on the Yeerk ship he's trapped on, in gorilla morph, and Visser Three has just ordered his minions to "stop that monkey".
-->'''Marco:''' I'd show them monkey!
* In the first ''Literature/WarriorCats'' book, Firepaw teases his friend Graypaw by telling him that he stalks like a lopsided badger. Graypaw replies, "I'll show you lopsided!" and the two get into a play-fight.
* In Craig Shaw Gardner's ''Slaves of the Volcano God'' denizens of several Cineverse worlds are brought together due to a mishap.
-->'''Bandit leader:''' Where did this--ship come from? Is this another one of the duke's tricks?\\
'''Briny:''' Aye, Cap'n. Look at 'ese wenches!\\
'''Bonny Kate:''' I'll wench you, you male rumbuckets!

* On ''Series/TheATeam'', B.A. would often respond in this way to whatever nonsense Murdock was spouting. Some of them barely made sense, but Murdock didn't always give him much to work with, and B.A. doesn't like to mince words.
* In one episode of ''Series/BlueBloods'' Frank is engaged in a tussle with the mayor and city council over the NYPD's budget. This leads to the following line in response to some WeaselWords in a proposed press release by his Deputy Commissioner for Public Information:

* In the final season of ''Series/BreakingBad'', [[spoiler: Saul tells Walt that he could get the DEA off his back by [[UnusualEuphemism sending Hank to Belize, "where Mike went,"]] and Walt's response to that is complete refusal, followed by "I'll send YOU to Belize."]]

* In ''Series/DrakeAndJosh'' when Josh started losing patience with helping Drake cheat via Radio.

* An episode of ''Series/MadTV1995'' parodied ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'' by having a Schwarzenegger-like robot go back in time to first-century Palestine to save Jesus from being crucified, which [[UnwantedAssistance annoys Jesus to no end]]. ("Forgive him, Father: he's a robot from the future.") The last straw comes when the robot bursts in on the Last Supper, coldly announces "Eat ''this''," and shoots Judas Iscariot dead. This leads to a RunningGag of Jesus repeatedly bringing Judas back to life, only for the robot to kill him again and again.

* When Sky, Sid, and Bridge first transform in ''Series/PowerRangersSPD'', Sid quips that their new Ranger powers are amazing as they tear through the [[{{Mooks}} Krybots]] like butter. The [[EliteMook Blue-Head Krybot]] then proceeds to say "I'll show you power!" before launching a massive blast at them that knocks them down and leaves them briefly vulnerable to the remaining Krybots before Jack and Z show back up in a BigDamnHeroes moment.

* When Castiel and Metatron corner a Nephilim[[note]]half-Angel[[/note]] on ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', intending to kill her, she uses "I'll show you an abomination" as an attempted PreAsskickingOneLiner.
* ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace''. There was an entire episode devoted to TJ Taylor, another wizard who responded to everything with this trope. And of course, it never made sense.

* In ''Theatre/{{Fiorello}}'' Neil, asked to prevent a nearby fire alarm from being pulled while Fiorello is giving a speech, stops a man who claims his house is on fire.

* In Act II, Scene V of ''Theatre/TwelfthNight'', Toby Belch, Andrew Aguecheek, and Fabian are hiding in a box-tree while Malvolio is deciphering a letter written to "M, O, A, I":
-->'''Malvolio''': "M", but then there is no consonancy in the sequel; "A" should follow, but "O" does.\\
'''Fabian''': And "O" shall end, I hope.\\
'''Toby Belch''': Ay, or I'll cudgel him, and make him cry "O"!\\
'''Malvolio''': And then "I" comes behind.\\
'''Fabian''': Ay, and had you any eye behind you, you might see more detraction at your heels than fortunes before you.

-->'''Feste''': Why, "some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrown upon them." I was one, sir, in this interlude, one Sir Topas, sir; but that's all one. "By the Lord, fool, I am not mad." But do you remember? "Madam, why laugh you at such a barren rascal? An you smile not, he's gagg'd", and thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges.\\
'''Malvolio''': I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you.

* In ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'', after completing ''The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout'', he sees a screen depicting all of Bugs Bunny’s friends making it to his party, “Who had just moments ago been playing some very funny tricks”. He yells at Bugs,

--->'''Bugs Bunny:''' 'Action', he says. [[ThisMeansWar Action he shall get!]]

* ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'': In "Janine Melnitz, Ghostbuster," Janine's search for her missing teammates leads her to the office of a new ghost named Proteus on a hidden floor of an office building.
-->'''Janine:''' I'd like to see Proteus.
-->'''Ghost Receptionist:''' I'm sorry, no one sees Proteus without an appointment.
-->'''Janine:''' I got your "appointment" right here... ''(blasts the door with her proton pack)''

* In the ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' episode "When it Rains", Peridot continuously insults the Crystal Gems during her interrogation. Pearl gets very fed up with this after a while.

* WesternAnimation/SupermanTheatricalCartoons: In "WesternAnimation/TheMadScientist", the first cartoon of the 40s, the titular Mad Scientist ties up ComicBook/LoisLane, ranting, "So you want a story! I'll give you the greatest story of destruction the world has ever known!"

* ''Manga/StrawberryMarshmallow'': When the preteens pay a surprise visit to Nobue at the diner where she works. Miu tries ordering breakfast at a time of day the diner doesn't serve it, then writes a zero after the price of each menu item, them complains about the prices. She finally puts in a proper order, including a chocolate parfait. Nobue mutters that she'll "parfait" her...
* In ''Anime/YuGiOh'', Honda/Tristan has an open crush on Jonouchi/Joey's sister Shizuka/Serenity, which Jonouchi/Joey is [[BigBrotherInstinct none too pleased about]]. At one point in the English dub, Tristan talks about how he's going to visit Serenity (read:hit on her) in the hospital, to which Joey responds "''I'll'' send you to the hospital!"
* In TheNineties English dub of one episode of ''Anime/SailorMoon'', the title character tells one plant enemy, "You're going to the compost heap! I'm Sailor Moon! [[InTheNameOfTheMoon On behalf of the moon, I will punish you!]]" A little later, the plant enemy injures her and says back, "Now let's see who's 'going to the compost heap'!"

* ''Anime/NarutoShippuden'' episode 180 has it.
-->'''Sasuke:''' Show some gratitude, loser.\\
'''Naruto:''' I'll show you gratitude!

* In ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist2003'', some poor soldiers take the very poor decision to question Major Armstrong.

* When Kratos finally confronts Ares face to face in the first ''VideoGame/GodOfWarI'', he tells Ares that the monster (Kratos himself) he created will now destroy him. Ares' response? "You do not know what a true monster is..." (grows a bunch of freaky spider legs on his back) "Your final lesson is at hand!"

-->'''General Duke''': You're about the last folks I expected to show up. What's your angle, Mengsk?\\
'''Jim Raynor''': Our angle?! I'll give you an angle, you slimy confederate piece of [[CurseCutShort sh...]]\\
'''Arcturus Mengsk''': Enough, Jim!

* The Lich King chillingly combines this with "IllKillYou" at the Wrathgate in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': "You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave... And the true meaning of fear!"

* In ''Trito's Adventure'' Trito starts a fight between a troublesome shark and the jellyfish queen. The shark states that there's no room for jellyfish in "Shark City."

* In ''Manor Cafe'' Simon states that he believes adding brownies to the menu would differentiate the cafe from its competitors while producing added value.
-->'''Meg:''' What do you think, Bruno?\\
'''Bruno:''' I'll show you added value, you wise-cracking little punk!

* ''Flagstaff: Chapter Two'':
-->'''Knight:''' You're beaten Atilla. Do you yield?\\
'''Atilla the Pun:''' Yield? I'll show you yield. I'll show you twenty megatons of yield.
* In ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyoTetris'', Tee tells Amitie to calm down after her first encounter with Ess turns out frustrating. Amitie shouts "I'll show you calm!" and challenges Tee to a battle.
* In the DS video game adaptation of ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'', this trope is quoted word by word by Construct-A-Con when his sensor was called "defective" by Create-A-Bot.
-->'''Construct-A-Con:''' Defective? I'll show you defective! [[PreAssKickingOneliner I'm going to tear your axle in half!]]
* After ComicBook/IronMan wins against M.O.D.O.K. or Characters/DoctorDoom in ''VideoGame/MarvelVSCapcom3: Fate of Two Worlds'', he will deliver this gem of a line.
-->'''Iron Man:''' Pfft. You call ''that'' tech? I'll show you tech.
* ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedValhalla:'' When Holger gets into trouble (''again'') for defacing some sails he found and doodled on without ever bothering to check with their owner, he says that rather than being dragged over the coals for it, everyone should be thanking him. Gudrun, the sail's owner who can now no longer sell them because they're defaced, raises her hands and says she's about to give him ''all' the thanks he deserves. Eivor interrupts before Holger gets slapped senseless.

* In the ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' between ComicBook/HarleyQuinn and [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Jinx]], the scene opens with Harley finding Jinx shooting at crows with her rocket launcher.
-->'''Jinx:''' Take that, ya emo pigeons! I'll show ''you'' a murder!
* Still ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': An instance in the ''Peasant's Quest'' live-action movie trailer:
-->'''King:''' We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!\\
'''Rather Dashing:''' I'll upset ''your'' balance, my lord!\\
'''King:''' Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council!

* During the WizardDuel between Terra and Magus in ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Terra promised to [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-01-01 show him "potential"]].

* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', Angus compliments his shy, socially awkward roommate Marigold on her haircut, then slips in an affectionate insult:

* Parodied in ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'':
-->'''Khrima:''' They think they vanquished me? I'll make them see what it's like to really vanquish me!
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** Do not talk about marinading Belkar's cat.
--->'''Belkar:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0685.html I got your marinade RIGHT HERE!]]
** And don't call him a {{sidekick}}.
--->'''Belkar:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0813.html Yeah, I got your kick in the side right here.]]
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'': Maxim eventually gets frustrated with trying "subtle" methods to get Old [[ChefOfIron Man]] [[TheDreaded Death's]] hat.
--> [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100604 Hokay - ''NOW'' hy iz gun sottil hyu ''head'' clean ''off''!]]

--->'''Toph:''' Hungry for a mud pie?!
--->'''Katara:''' I'll give you a mud pie!

* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'': In "Gold Stars", [[spoiler: the King of Ooo and Toronto set off [[SuperpoweredEvilSide the dormant Lich]] within Sweet P, who shows them visions of [[EldritchAbomination monsters from before the dawn of time]] before sneering "Here's ''your'' gold star!"]]

--> '''Squit:''' Yes. Pesto, you are one swell bird.\\

* ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce'': in "The Gauntlet", Cash uses the powers of a Techadon gauntlet stolen from Kevin's car against Ben for [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech chastising]] him about his [[CantTakeCriticism long-played]] [[SchoolyardBullyAllGrownUp bullying habits]]. When [[ChallengingTheBully confronted]], Ben (as Chromastone) states the following:

* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', in "Here's Mud in Your Ed", Rolf scammed Eddy out of all his belongings for a thread spool and Eddy started bashing his door when it's nighttime. Fearing [[DontWakeTheSleeper this will wake up]] [[NeverMessWithGranny Nana]], Rolf begs him, "Silence, yes?"

* The sign at the entrance of the Brooklyn Aquarium in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' reads "We got your fish right here pal."
* In the ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' finale "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls", Ford acts like a GrammarNazi to Stan [[NiceJobBreakingItHero at the worst possible time, causing him to get mad and attack him]], [[spoiler: breaking the bond that could have defeated Bill]].

* In ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'', when Goofy fails to enter a country club, the narrator berates him for forgetting his pants and saying he'll never get into a club, Goofy pulls out his club and says, "I'll show you a club!" before [[CameraAbuse beating up the narrator]].

--->'''Bugs Bunny''': 'Action', he says. [[ThisMeansWar Action he shall get!]]
* In ''"WesternAnimation/TheMadScientist"'', the first of the WesternAnimation/SupermanTheatricalCartoons of the 40s, the titular Mad Scientist ties up ComicBook/LoisLane, ranting, "So you want a story! I'll give you the greatest story of destruction the world has ever known!"

--> '''Oscar:''' (looking at Suga Mama with camera while she takes out her dentures)\\
'''Suga Mama''': Boy, get that camera off of me!\\
'''Oscar''': Sssh! Sssh! Everybody be quiet! I've got a picture of the legendary Big Foot!\\

* In the "My Mom" episode of ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'', Muscle Man can take a keyword of a conversation and make a 'My mom!' joke out of it:
-->'''Rigby''': Dude! Benson will blow a fuse if he knows we were slacking off!\\
'''Muscle Man''': You know who else would blow a fuse if she finds out we were slacking off?\\
'''Mordecai''': We don't have time for this!\\
'''Muscle Man''': You know who else doesn't have time for this?\\
'''Mordecai & Rigby''': Uhh!\\
'''Muscle Man''': You know who else says "uhh"? (beat) MY MOM! (High-fives High-Five Ghost)

** This is a fairly popular one with The Simpsons. For example, when Homer was yet again passed up for the "Worker of the Week" award for...an inanimate carbon rod. "Inanimate huh? I'll show him inanimate!" [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin He just stands there until nightfall.]]

* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'':

* [[{{Goth}} Raven]] against Johnny Rancid in the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003'' Season 2 ep "Fractured",

* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'' Fred complains about his dinner not being ready, commenting that he expects it and himself to hit the wire in a photo finish.
-->'''Wilma:''' I'll give you a photo finish, Fred.

* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' villain Bushroot makes the [[ObligatoryJoke obligatory response]] to the hero's CatchPhrase in his premiere episode:

* In ''New Yankee 6: In Pharaoh's Court'' Lancaster asks for help opening a chest and Jane states that if it belongs to him then he should have the key for it.
-->'''Lancaster:''' Of course I have the key! It's just that, uh, the lock is stuck. I'm sure one strike of your sword would solve my problem, Sir John.\\
'''John:''' I'd like to strike your chest with my sword! Hey guys, bring me that rusty rod of iron that's stuck in that stone.

-->[=McGonagall=]:''' What is wrong with you, Severus? This is important! Quirrell may have been the one to let that monster inside!\\

'''Ben (Chromastone):''' I'll [[BullyingADragon SHOW]] you "why not"!!!\\

* ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic'': After Sōsuke shot a melon while blindfolded, he exclaim "Bullseye!". However, he also spread melon juice and debris all over Kaname, prompting her to retaliate with a [[BatterUp baseball bat]]:

* In ''Anime/FullMetalAlchemist2003'', some poor soldiers take the very poor decision to question Major Armstrong.

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-->'''Smaug:''' [[VillainousBreakdown "Revenge?!" "REVENGE?!" I will show ''you'' "revenge!"]] ''[proceeds to burn the nearby town to ashes]''

* ''Film/MissionImpossible'':

* ''ComicBook/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast'': When Roam sniffs at Link's "immaturity," deriding all the crap he's been through, Link shouts: "Weakling? I'll show YOU who's WEAK!!"

* ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce'': in "The Gauntlet", Cash uses the powers of a Techadon gauntlet stolen from Kevin's car against Ben for [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech chastising]] him about his [[CantTakeCriticism long-played]] [[SchoolyardBullyAllGrownUp bullying habits]]. When [[ChallengingTheBully confronted]], Ben (as Chromastone) states the following:
--> '''Ben (Chromastone):''' Why are you doing this? Why me?\\
'''Cash:''' [[EvilIsPetty Why]] [[ForTheEvulz not]]?\\
'''Ben (Chromastone):''' I'll [[BullyingADragon SHOW]] you "why not"!!!\\

* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', in "Here's Mud in Your Ed", Rolf scammed Eddy out of all his belongings for a thread spool and Eddy started bashing his door when it's nighttime. Fearing [[DontWakeTheSleeper this will wake up]] [[NeverMessWithGranny Nana]], Rolf begs him, "Silence, yes?"
-->'''Eddy:''' SILENCE?! [[SarcasmMode I'LL GIVE YOU SILENCE!!]] ''[[[GrievousHarmwithaBody picks up Ed and starts bashing him on Rolf's door]]]''\\
'''Ed:''' ''[gets hit]'' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Who's there?]] ''[gets hit]'' Who's there? ''[gets hit]'' [[BrokenRecord Who is there?]]
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie":
-->'''Vet:''' Don't worry. I know you don't like the big, scary needles, so we'll use a topical cream instead.\\
'''Skipper:''' Oh, yeah? You try anything and I'll cream your topical!

* ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'' episode "Terminal Stimpy" dealt with Stimpy, on [[CatsHaveNineLives the last of his nine lives]], facing his own mortality and going through the FiveStagesOfGrief. To illustate "Anger", there's a short bit where Ren is at the dinner table, ready to eat.
-->'''Stimpy:''' ''[cheerily]'' Here's your breakfast, Ren!\\
'''Ren:''' Uh... Stimpy? You forgot the toast.\\
'''Stimpy:''' [[MoodWhiplash TOAST?!]] ''HERE'S YOUR TOAST!!!'' ''[slams toast into Ren's face and rubs it violently]''
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
** From the finale: "I'll show you ''[[PsychoElectro lightning]]''!"
** And during Aang's fight with Zhao:
--->'''Aang:''' Woah, wild shot!\\
'''Zhao:''' I'll show you wild!
** As well as Zuko's fight with Jet:
--->'''Zuko:''' You want a show? I'll give you a show!
** From Katara and Toph's mudfight:
--->'''Toph:''' Hungry for a mud pie?!
--->'''Katara:''' I'll give you a mud pie!
** Also, from one of the chibi shorts:
--->'''Katara:''' Tiny Zuko! [[ShipTease He looks so cute!]]\\
'''Zuko:''' I AM NEITHER CUTE NOR TINY!\\
'''Iroh:''' You are pretty cute, my tiny nephew.\\
'''Zuko:''' I'LL SHOW YOU TINY!
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', Korra is fond of giving these whenever the referee during Pro-bending matches calls her on committing a foul. ("I'll show ''you'' 'over the line!' ")
* On ''WesternAnimation/TheMrMenShow'', a running gag has Mr. Rude say "I'll give you X," and then [[{{Gasshole}} fart]], causing all the characters to chastise him.

* In ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'', when Goofy fails to enter a country club, the narrator berates him for forgetting his pants and saying he'll never get into a club, Goofy pulls out his club and says, "I'll show you a club!" before [[CameraAbuse beating up the narrator]].
* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'':
** Daffy Duck does this in the short "Robin Hood Daffy", when "Friar Porky" first laughs at him after Daffy falls in the river during his song:
--->'''Daffy:''' "Ho ho" and "ha ha", eh? I'll "ho ho" and "ha ha" you, fat friar!
** In "WesternAnimation/ATaleOfTwoKitties", the very first [[WesternAnimation/SylvesterTheCatAndTweetyBird Tweety]] cartoon, two cats modeled after Creator/AbbottAndCostello have this exchange:
--->'''Babbitt:''' Give me the bird! Give me the bird!\\
'''Catstello:''' ''[[[AsideComment to the audience]]]'' If [[UsefulNotes/TheHaysCode da Hays office]] [[ThinkOfTheCensors would only let me]], I'd [[FlippingTheBird give him the boid]], all right!
** In "Homeless Hare", the foreman of a construction project who uprooted WesternAnimation/BugsBunny from his home starts barking commands at one of his crew, shouting, "Let's have some action!"
--->'''Bugs Bunny''': 'Action', he says. [[ThisMeansWar Action he shall get!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' villain Bushroot makes the [[ObligatoryJoke obligatory response]] to the hero's CatchPhrase in his premiere episode:
-->'''Darkwing:''' LetsGetDangerous\\
'''Bushroot:''' I'll give you dangerous!
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'':
** In "Patrick [=SmartPants=]", the now-intelligent Patrick is looking through a microscope.
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Uhh, whatcha doing?\\
'''Smart Patrick:''' Just studying this amazing subspecies.\\
'''Plankton:''' ''[under the microscope]'' I'll show ''you'' subspecies!
** Mr. Krabs' RoaringRampageOfRevenge against the bland, corporatized Krabby O' Mondays at the end of "Selling Out" culminates in him grabbing the automated cash register, yelling, "I'll show ''you'' automated!", and using it to jam the automated production line.
** At the end of "A Life in a Day", Patrick and Larry lay injured in the hospital, [=SpongeBob=] shows up and invites them for another dangerous stunt, asking what would Larry do. After this, Larry angrily asks, "'What would Larry do?!' I'll show you what Larry would do!" and chases [=SpongeBob=] on crutches.
* ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'': In "Coupon For Craziness", Dexter accidentally trades places with an IdenticalStranger whose parents are stoic scientist types. Dexter thinks he's going to enjoy living with them, but their strict and clincal approach to parenting quickly grates on his nerves, and he reaches the breaking point after they serve FoodPills for breakfast.
-->'''Dexter:''' I can understand no sweets and no TV, I'll even let the bedtime story slide, but where do you get off serving me ''this'' for breakfast?!\\
'''Scientist Dad:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Actually, that would be your lunch]].\\
'''Dexter:''' I'll show ''you'' lunch! ''[breaks the pill in half and dumps out the contents]''
* In the ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' finale "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls", Ford acts like a GrammarNazi to Stan [[NiceJobBreakingItHero at the worst possible time, causing him to get mad and attack him]], [[spoiler: breaking the bond that could have defeated Bill]].
-->'''Stan:''' Between me and him, I'm not always the bad twin.\\
'''Ford:''' Between ''him and me.'' (''beat'') Grammar, Stanley.\\
'''Stan:''' I'll "Grammar, Stanley" YOU, you stuck-up son of a gun!
* ''WesternAnimation/APupNamedScoobyDoo'': In "A Bicycle Built for Boo", Freddie, under the belief that Red Herring stole Shaggy's bicycle and painted it blue, damaged Red's bicycle with a sandblaster.
-->'''Fred:''' Whoops...\\
'''Red:''' I'm gonna whoops you, Freddie!
* ''WesternAnimation/LilysDriftwoodBay'' in "Songs of the Sea":
-->'''Captain Salty:''' Lord Stag, do we really need this wardrobe?\\
'''Lord Stag:''' Well of course my dear chap. Costume changes are a vital part of the show.\\
'''Captain Salty:''' (muttering while turning and walking away) I'll give you costume changes...ANCHORS AWAY!
* In ''"WesternAnimation/TheMadScientist"'', the first of the WesternAnimation/SupermanTheatricalCartoons of the 40s, the titular Mad Scientist ties up ComicBook/LoisLane, ranting, "So you want a story! I'll give you the greatest story of destruction the world has ever known!"

* ''WesternAnimation/TheProudFamily'' episode "It takes a Thief" gives this exchange between Oscar and Suga Mama.
--> '''Oscar:''' (looking at Suga Mama with camera while she takes out her dentures)\\
'''Suga Mama''': Boy, get that camera off of me!\\
'''Oscar''': Sssh! Sssh! Everybody be quiet! I've got a picture of the legendary Big Foot!\\
'''Suga Mama:''' I got your big foot, alright! (She kicks Oscar)

* ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe'', the girls ask Gru if they can get pizza for dinner, with stuffed crust.

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* ''FanFic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':

* ''FanFic/SonicGenerationsFriendshipIsTimeless'':

* In ''FanFic/RobbReturns'' King Robert has choice words for a septon who describes Northerners as "uncouth".

* In ''FanFic/FinalFantasyVIIAnotherSide'', Sephiroth gets angry at Yuffie for putting something in his shampoo that turns his hair pink. She claims that hurting her will cause an international incident. Sephiroth retorts: "I'll show you an international incident."

* ''FanFic/TheDresdenFillies'': ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13969/The-Dresden-Fillies%3A-False-Masks False Masks]]'' has a literal example. [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry]] leads a raid to rescue [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle]] from an AncientTradition who believes he is the incarnation of a dreaded evil being.

* An episode of ''Series/MadTV'' parodied ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'' by having a Schwarzenegger-like robot go back in time to first-century Palestine to save Jesus from being crucified, which [[UnwantedAssistance annoys Jesus to no end]]. ("Forgive him, Father: he's a robot from the future.") The last straw comes when the robot bursts in on the Last Supper, coldly announces "Eat ''this''," and shoots Judas Iscariot dead. This leads to a RunningGag of Jesus repeatedly bringing Judas back to life, only for the robot to kill him again and again.

* ''WebComic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/07/14/episode-1152-not-the-best-comeback/ this strip]].

* ''WebComic/GirlGenius'': Maxim eventually gets frustrated with trying "subtle" methods to get Old [[ChefOfIron Man]] [[TheDreaded Death's]] hat.

* [[{{Goth}} Raven]] against Johnny Rancid in the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' Season 2 ep "Fractured",

When said towards a villain, this may be part of a ShutUpHannibal moment. However, neither using the phrase nor being the subject of the phrase is necessarily associated with moral [[CharacterAlignment alignments]] in either direction. This can vary in effectiveness as a comeback depending on the situation and the words involved, going anywhere from perfectly apt and in-character to painfully clumsy, and at worst, utterly nonsensical.

* In the original ''Anime/FullMetalAlchemist'', some poor soldiers take the very poor decision to question Major Armstrong.

-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Uhh, whatcha doing?\\

** At the end of "A Life in a Day", Patrick and Larry lay injured in the hospital, SpongeBob shows up and invites them for another dangerous stunt, asking what would Larry do. After this, Larry angrily asks, "'What would Larry do?!' I'll show you what Larry would do!" and chases SpongeBob on crutches.

* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': In "Patrick [=SmartPants=]", the now-intelligent Patrick is looking through a microscope.