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14th Sep '17 6:31:45 PM Andyroid
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' finale "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls", Ford acts like a GrammarNazi to Stan, causing him to get mad and attack him, [[spoiler: breaking the bond that could have defeated Bill]].

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* In the ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' finale "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls", Ford acts like a GrammarNazi to Stan, Stan at the worst possible time, causing him to get mad and attack him, [[spoiler: breaking the bond that could have defeated Bill]].



'''Ford:''' ''Between him and me.'' Grammar, Stanley.\\

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'''Ford:''' ''Between him Between ''him and me.'' (''beat'') Grammar, Stanley.\\



-->'''Red:''' I'm gonna whoops you, Freddie!

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-->'''Red:''' -->'''Fred:''' Whoops...\\
'''Red:'''
I'm gonna whoops you, Freddie!
10th Sep '17 10:17:39 AM DrFraud
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-->'''Harry:''' You wanted to fuck him, eh? I'll give you a fuck!\\

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-->'''Harry:''' You wanted to fuck him, eh? I'll give you a fuck!\\fuck!
10th Sep '17 10:17:22 AM DrFraud
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''[Sodomizes the DADA teacher with a stool leg]''
10th Sep '17 10:07:33 AM DrFraud
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''[immediately followed by sodomizing the DADA teacher with a stool leg]''

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''[immediately followed by sodomizing ''[Sodomizes the DADA teacher with a stool leg]''


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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2900438/6/Unsung-Hero Unsung Hero]]'' the DADA teacher shows the class an occamy, which makes snarky comments in Parseltongue.
-->'''Professor Hobday:''' You'll note that this is a young occamy. An adult occamy would have required a bigger cage than this one if it had passed inspection in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. The typical adult occamy doesn't get any larger than about eight or nine feet. There are records though of some reaching closer to fifteen feet in scale.\\
'''Occamy:''' ''I'll show you young, you wrinkled skin sack!''
10th Aug '17 10:36:06 AM Axelmania
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* ''WesternAnimation/Lily'sDriftwoodBay'' in "Songs of the Sea":

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* ''WesternAnimation/Lily'sDriftwoodBay'' ''WesternAnimation/LilysDriftwoodBay'' in "Songs of the Sea":
10th Aug '17 10:33:24 AM Axelmania
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* ''WesternAnimation/Lily'sDriftwoodBay'' in "Songs of the Sea":
-->'''Captain Salty:''' Lord Stag, do we really need this wardrobe?\\
'''Lord Stag:''' Well of course my dear chap. Costume changes are a vital part of the show.\\
'''Captain Salty:''' (muttering while turning and walking away) I'll give you costume changes...ANCHORS AWAY!
3rd Aug '17 2:41:33 PM Morgenthaler
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* ''VideoGame/TombRaider2013'': During the boss fight against [[GiantMook Boris]], after repeatedly calling Lara "a little rat", she responds with "I'll show you what this little rat can do!"
29th Jul '17 10:53:14 AM Divra
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* In ''FanFic/RobbReturns'' King Robert has choice words for a septon who describes Northerners as "uncouth".
--> Uncouth!?! Ill uncouth you right in the face, you bastard!
23rd Jul '17 7:38:01 PM Khrunwahl02
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* ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe'', the girls ask Gru if they can get pizza for dinner, with stuffed crust.
-->'''Gru:''' I'll stuff you '''all''' in the crust!
15th Jun '17 3:35:46 AM StFan
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-->'''Kung-Fu Warrior''': Surrender! According to recent taste-tests, the great taste of La Choy was preferred more than two to one over Chun King!
-->'''Thug'''(summoning three mooks): I'll show ''you'' "more than two to one"!

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-->'''Kung-Fu Warrior''': Warrior:''' Surrender! According to recent taste-tests, the great taste of La Choy was preferred more than two to one over Chun King!
-->'''Thug'''(summoning
King!\\
'''Thug:''' ''[summoning
three mooks): mooks]'' I'll show ''you'' "more than two to one"!



[[folder:Anime]]

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[[folder:Anime]][[folder:Anime & Manga]]



-->'''Krillin''': You know what? He's right. I'm behind him 100%.
-->'''Chi-Chi''': Then what are you waiting for? Get your cowardly butt out there and help him! 100%? I'll give you 100%!
* ''{{Manga/Naruto}} Shippuden'' episode 180 has it.
-->'''Sasuke''': Show some gratitude, loser.
-->'''Naruto''': I'll show you gratitude!
* ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic'': After Sousuke shot a melon while blindfolded, he exclaim "Bullseye!". However, he also spread melon juice and debris all over Kaname, prompting her to retaliate with a [[BatterUp baseball bat]]:
-->'''Kaname''': I'll show you a bullseye!

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-->'''Krillin''': -->'''Krillin:''' You know what? He's right. I'm behind him 100%.
-->'''Chi-Chi''':
100%.\\
'''Chi-Chi:'''
Then what are you waiting for? Get your cowardly butt out there and help him! 100%? I'll give you 100%!
* ''{{Manga/Naruto}} Shippuden'' ''Anime/NarutoShippuden'' episode 180 has it.
-->'''Sasuke''': -->'''Sasuke:''' Show some gratitude, loser.
-->'''Naruto''':
loser.\\
'''Naruto:'''
I'll show you gratitude!
* ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic'': After Sousuke Sōsuke shot a melon while blindfolded, he exclaim "Bullseye!". However, he also spread melon juice and debris all over Kaname, prompting her to retaliate with a [[BatterUp baseball bat]]:
-->'''Kaname''': -->'''Kaname:''' I'll show you a bullseye!



-->'''Sonic''': You're toast if you don't tell me what happened to my family and the other roboticized mobians, [[spoiler:Ro"butt"nik]]!\\
'''[[spoiler:Robotnik]]''': Come now, hedgehog. Can't you at least take a moment to [[spoiler:welcome me back from the dead]]? Didn't your parents teach you better manners?\\
'''[[ActionGirl Bunnie]]''': Ah'll show you manners!\\
''Bunnie then [[spoiler:[[ShutUpHannibal punches Robotnik in the face]]]]''
* [[ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac NNY's]] response to being called "[[BerserkButton Wacky]]" by a woman in a Taco [[strike: Bell]] Smell:
-->'''NNY''': I'll show you wacky! I'll show you all wackeeeeee!
** Then he disembowels everyone in the restaurant [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon with a spork.]]

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-->'''Sonic''': -->'''Sonic:''' You're toast if you don't tell me what happened to my family and the other roboticized mobians, [[spoiler:Ro"butt"nik]]!\\
'''[[spoiler:Robotnik]]''': '''[[spoiler:Robotnik]]:''' Come now, hedgehog. Can't you at least take a moment to [[spoiler:welcome me back from the dead]]? Didn't your parents teach you better manners?\\
'''[[ActionGirl Bunnie]]''': Bunnie]]:''' Ah'll show you manners!\\
''Bunnie ''[Bunnie then [[spoiler:[[ShutUpHannibal [[ShutUpHannibal punches Robotnik in the face]]]]''
face]]]''
* [[ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac NNY's]] ''ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac'': NNY's response to being called "[[BerserkButton Wacky]]" by a woman in a Taco [[strike: Bell]] Smell:
-->'''NNY''': -->'''NNY:''' I'll show you wacky! I'll show you all wackeeeeee!
** Then he disembowels everyone in the restaurant [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon with a spork.]]
wackeeeeee!



-->''"Groo is not feckless! He has plenty of feck! I will show you feck like you have never seen!"''
* From a ComicBook/MoonKnight story during the Marvel Civil War event:
-->'''Ray''': Hey, you got a [[SuperRegistrationAct license]] to wear that cowl?
-->'''Moon Knight''': Yeah, I got it [[FlippingTheBird right here.]]

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-->''"Groo -->'''Groo:''' "Groo is not feckless! He has plenty of feck! I will show you feck like you have never seen!"''
seen!
* From a ComicBook/MoonKnight story during the Marvel ''Marvel Civil War War'' event:
-->'''Ray''': -->'''Ray:''' Hey, you got a [[SuperRegistrationAct license]] to wear that cowl?
-->'''Moon Knight''':
cowl?\\
'''Moon Knight:'''
Yeah, I got it [[FlippingTheBird right here.]]



-->'''[[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario Mario]]''': [[FunetikAksent So who're-a those o' three?]]\\
'''{{WesternAnimation/Ed|EddNEddy}}dy''': Just the coolest people in all the world! Whatzit to you, smart mouth!\\
'''Mario''': Eh. I-a give o' you-a o' four, maybe o' three at-a best.\\
'''Eddy''': [[ParrotExposition Four! THREE!]] I'll show you a four and a three!
* ''[[FanFic/SonicGenerationsFriendshipIsTimeless Sonic Generations: Friendship is Timeless]]'':
-->'''[[VideoGame/SonicGenerations Shadow]]''': I won't have to chase you down like the coward you are.\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Queen Chrysalis]]''': COWARD?! I'll show you who's a coward!

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-->'''[[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario Mario]]''': Mario]]:''' [[FunetikAksent So who're-a those o' three?]]\\
'''{{WesternAnimation/Ed|EddNEddy}}dy''': '''{{WesternAnimation/Ed|EddNEddy}}dy:''' Just the coolest people in all the world! Whatzit to you, smart mouth!\\
'''Mario''': '''Mario:''' Eh. I-a give o' you-a o' four, maybe o' three at-a best.\\
'''Eddy''': '''Eddy:''' [[ParrotExposition Four! THREE!]] I'll show you a four and a three!
* ''[[FanFic/SonicGenerationsFriendshipIsTimeless Sonic Generations: Friendship is Timeless]]'':
''FanFic/SonicGenerationsFriendshipIsTimeless'':
-->'''[[VideoGame/SonicGenerations Shadow]]''': Shadow]]:''' I won't have to chase you down like the coward you are.\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Queen Chrysalis]]''': Chrysalis]]:''' COWARD?! I'll show you who's a coward!



-->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Trixie]]''': This particular storm cloud bore hoof markings of the rainbow colored loser in the defendant's chair.\\
'''Rainbow Dash''': I'll show YOU who's a loser, you two bit fraud!

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-->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Trixie]]''': Trixie]]:''' This particular storm cloud bore hoof markings of the rainbow colored rainbow-colored loser in the defendant's chair.\\
'''Rainbow Dash''': Dash:''' I'll show YOU who's a loser, you two bit two-bit fraud!



''Immediately followed by sodomizing the DADA teacher with a stool leg.''

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''Immediately ''[immediately followed by sodomizing the DADA teacher with a stool leg.''leg]''



* Done in ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''.
-->'''Guru:''' Nail! Gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a plasma TV.\\
'''Nail:''' Sir, that would be a grievous misuse of their powers--\\
'''Guru:''' I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head!



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[[folder:Films -- Animated]]Animation]]



-->'''Aladdin''': If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.\\
'''The Prince''': I'll teach ''you'' some manners!\\
''The prince then kicks Aladdin into the mud.''

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-->'''Aladdin''': -->'''Aladdin:''' If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.\\
'''The Prince''': Prince:''' I'll teach ''you'' some manners!\\
''The ''[The prince then kicks Aladdin into the mud.''mud]''



-->'''Maurice''': [[NiceJobBreakingItHero I just needed a place to stay...]]\\
'''Beast''': I'll give you a place to stay!\\
''Beast then [[spoiler:imprisons Maurice in the castle]].''

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-->'''Maurice''': -->'''Maurice:''' [[NiceJobBreakingItHero I just needed a place to stay...]]\\
'''Beast''': '''Beast:''' I'll give you a place to stay!\\
''Beast ''[Beast then [[spoiler:imprisons Maurice in the castle]].''castle]]]''



-->'''Burnt Man''': Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Achilles?\\
'''Phil''': [[BerserkButton Watch it, pal!]]\\
'''Other Man''': Yeah, you're right. Hey, nice job on those heels! Ya missed a spot!\\
'''Phil''': I've got your "heel" right here! (''beatdown ensues'')

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-->'''Burnt Man''': Man:''' Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Achilles?\\
'''Phil''': '''Phil:''' [[BerserkButton Watch it, pal!]]\\
'''Other Man''': Man:''' Yeah, you're right. Hey, nice job on those heels! Ya missed a spot!\\
'''Phil''': '''Phil:''' I've got your "heel" right here! (''beatdown ensues'')''[beatdown ensues]''



-->'''Fast Tony:''' Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call "bark"! It's so buoyant, it actually floats!
-->'''some other animal:''' I'll show you something that floats!

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-->'''Fast Tony:''' Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call "bark"! It's so buoyant, it actually floats!
-->'''some
floats!\\
'''some
other animal:''' I'll show you something that floats!



-->'''Jessie:''' Prospector, this isn't fair!
-->'''Stinky Pete:''' ''Fair?!'' I'll tell ''you'' what's not fair: spending a ''lifetime'' on a dime-store shelf, watching every other toy be sold!

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-->'''Jessie:''' Prospector, this isn't fair!
-->'''Stinky
fair!\\
'''Stinky
Pete:''' ''Fair?!'' I'll tell ''you'' what's not fair: spending a ''lifetime'' on a dime-store shelf, watching every other toy be sold!
sold!



-->'''Dent''': I have a sworn statement from you that [points to Maroni] this man is the head of the Falcone crime family.
-->'''Witness''': Maroni? He's a fall guy. I'm the brains of the organization!
-->'''Dent''' (to judge): Your honour, permission to treat the witness as hostile?
-->'''Judge''': Permission granted.
-->'''Witness''': Hostile? I'll show you hostile!
-->[[spoiler:''Witness pulls out a gun and tries to fire it. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The gun was jammed]].'']]

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-->'''Dent''': -->'''Dent:''' I have a sworn statement from you that [points ''[points to Maroni] Maroni]'' this man is the head of the Falcone crime family.
-->'''Witness''':
family.\\
'''Witness:'''
Maroni? He's a fall guy. I'm the brains of the organization!
-->'''Dent''' (to judge):
organization!\\
'''Dent:''' ''[to judge]''
Your honour, permission to treat the witness as hostile?
-->'''Judge''':
hostile?\\
'''Judge:'''
Permission granted.
-->'''Witness''':
granted.\\
'''Witness:'''
Hostile? I'll show you hostile!
-->[[spoiler:''Witness
hostile!\\
''[[[spoiler:Witness
pulls out a gun and tries to fire it. it; [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The the gun was jammed]].'']]is jammed]]]]]''



-->'''Joe:''' "Your Honor, I call for a mistrial."\\
'''Joe's Lawyer:''' "I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass, (if) you don't shut up."

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-->'''Joe:''' "Your Your Honor, I call for a mistrial."\\
\\
'''Joe's Lawyer:''' "I'm I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass, (if) [if] you don't shut up."



-->'''Johnny''': I've been wondering. How do you and Alicia...''*clicks his tongue in lieu of finishing the sentence*''
-->'''Ben''': That's none of your business!
-->'''Johnny''': Okay, okay! I'm just concerned, that's all. I don't want to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rockslide!
-->'''Ben''': [[HoYay I'll show you a rockslide!]]

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-->'''Johnny''': -->'''Johnny:''' I've been wondering. How do you and Alicia...''*clicks ''[clicks his tongue in lieu of finishing the sentence*''
-->'''Ben''':
sentence]''\\
'''Ben:'''
That's none of your business!
-->'''Johnny''':
business!\\
'''Johnny:'''
Okay, okay! I'm just concerned, that's all. I don't want to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rockslide!
-->'''Ben''':
rockslide!\\
'''Ben:'''
[[HoYay I'll show you a rockslide!]]



-->'''Dynamo:''' Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone? What's the matter now bitch, why aren't you laughing?
-->'''Amber:''' Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.
-->[''Dynamo gets on top of Amber, preparatory for trying to rape her'']
-->'''Dynamo:''' I'll show you dickless.
-->[''Amber electrocutes him by shooting the ceiling sprinklers'']

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-->'''Dynamo:''' Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone? What's the matter now bitch, why aren't you laughing?
-->'''Amber:'''
laughing?\\
'''Amber:'''
Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.
-->[''Dynamo
ass.\\
''[Dynamo
gets on top of Amber, preparatory for trying to rape her'']
-->'''Dynamo:'''
her]''\\
'''Dynamo:'''
I'll show you dickless.
-->[''Amber
dickless.\\
''[Amber
electrocutes him by shooting the ceiling sprinklers'']sprinklers]''



-->'''Magneto:''' What are you looking for, Charles?
-->'''Xavier:''' I'm looking for hope.
-->'''Magneto:''' I will give you hope. And I ask one thing in return: don't get in my way.

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-->'''Magneto:''' What are you looking for, Charles?
-->'''Xavier:'''
Charles?\\
'''Xavier:'''
I'm looking for hope.
-->'''Magneto:'''
hope.\\
'''Magneto:'''
I will give you hope. And I ask one thing in return: don't get in my way.



--> '''Leone''' (to Drumgoole)''':''' You're gonna give me a guided tour through hell? I'll SHOW you hell!
--> And later:
--> '''Drumgoole:''' You're scum, Frank.
--> '''Leone:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Shut up!]] I'll show you scum.

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--> '''Leone''' (to Drumgoole)''':''' -->'''Leone:''' ''[to Drumgoole]'' You're gonna give me a guided tour through hell? I'll SHOW you hell!
--> And later:
-->
hell!\\
''[later]''\\
'''Drumgoole:''' You're scum, Frank.
-->
Frank.\\
'''Leone:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Shut up!]] I'll show you scum.



* A villainous example happens in Film/TheWizardOfOz when poor Dorothy [[IWantMYMommy cries for her Auntie Em]] after being imprisoned in the WickedWitch of the West's castle:
--> "'Auntie Em, Auntie Em, come back!' I'LL give you Auntie Em, my pretty! (EvilLaugh)"
* At the end of ''Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug'', Smaug has emerged from a molten bath courtesy of the dwarves and furiously mocks Thorin's claim of vengeance with this, managing to make it both effective and terrifying with his delivery and the horror to come.
--> '''Smaug''': [[VillainousBreakdown "Revenge?!" "REVENGE?!" I will show ''you'' "revenge!"]] *proceeds to burn the nearby town to ashes.*
* A variation in ''Film/MyCousinVinny'', when Vinny Gambini calls his angry fiance to the stand:
-->'''Vinny''': Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?\\
'''Mona Lisa Vito''': You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.

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* A villainous example happens in Film/TheWizardOfOz ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'' when poor Dorothy [[IWantMYMommy cries for her Auntie Em]] after being imprisoned in the WickedWitch of the West's castle:
--> "'Auntie -->'''Wicked Witch of the West:''' "Auntie Em, Auntie Em, come back!' back!" I'LL give you Auntie Em, my pretty! (EvilLaugh)"
''[{{evil laugh}}]''
* At the end of ''Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug'', Smaug has emerged from a molten gold bath courtesy of the dwarves and furiously mocks Thorin's claim of vengeance with this, managing to make it both effective and terrifying with his delivery and the horror to come.
--> '''Smaug''': -->'''Smaug:''' [[VillainousBreakdown "Revenge?!" "REVENGE?!" I will show ''you'' "revenge!"]] *proceeds ''[proceeds to burn the nearby town to ashes.*
ashes]''
* A variation in ''Film/MyCousinVinny'', when Vinny Gambini calls his angry fiance fiancée to the stand:
-->'''Vinny''': -->'''Vinny:''' Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?\\
'''Mona Lisa Vito''': Vito:''' You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.



-->'''Kittridge''': I can understand you're very upset.\\
'''Ethan''': [[TranquilFury Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset.]]

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-->'''Kittridge''': -->'''Kittridge:''' I can understand you're very upset.\\
'''Ethan''': '''Ethan:''' [[TranquilFury Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset.]]



--> '''Tekka:''' The [[PuttingOnTheReich First Order]] rose from TheDarkSide. You did not.\\

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--> '''Tekka:''' -->'''Tekka:''' The [[PuttingOnTheReich First Order]] rose from TheDarkSide. You did not.\\



'''Kylo:''' You're so right. ''*kills Tekka*''

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'''Kylo:''' You're so right. ''*kills Tekka*''
''[kills Tekka]''



--> But the responsible news media, instead of calling him out or grabbing their crotch and going "Mandate? I got your mandate here!", were going along with it.

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--> But -->''But the responsible news media, instead of calling him out or grabbing their crotch and going "Mandate? I got your mandate here!", were going along with it.''



-->'''Drake:''' Just pull up your antenna.
-->'''Josh:''' I'll pull up your antenna!

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-->'''Drake:''' Just pull up your antenna.
-->'''Josh:'''
antenna.\\
'''Josh:'''
I'll pull up your antenna!



** At one point during [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances "The Doctor Dances"]], Rose challenges the Doctor, "Show me your moves." Later, the Doctor sends the re-programmed nano-genes to restore the gas-mask zombies to their former selves (in the Trope-naming EverybodyLives scene):
--->'''The Doctor''': Software patch. Gonna e-mail the upgrade. You want moves, Rose? I'll give you moves.
** From the episode [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E12ArmyOfGhosts "Army of Ghosts"]], after the Doctor convinces Torchwood that Jackie is Rose who went through RapidAging.

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** At one point during [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances "The "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances The Doctor Dances"]], Dances]]", Rose challenges the Doctor, "Show me your moves." Later, the Doctor sends the re-programmed nano-genes to restore the gas-mask zombies to their former selves (in the Trope-naming EverybodyLives scene):
--->'''The Doctor''': Doctor:''' Software patch. Gonna e-mail the upgrade. You want moves, Rose? I'll give you moves.
** From the episode [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E12ArmyOfGhosts "Army "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E12ArmyOfGhosts Army of Ghosts"]], Ghosts]]", after the Doctor convinces Torchwood that Jackie is Rose who went through RapidAging.



** Later, Donna gets in on it with [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E7TheUnicornAndTheWasp "The Unicorn and the Wasp"]];

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** Later, Donna gets in on it with [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E7TheUnicornAndTheWasp "The "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E7TheUnicornAndTheWasp The Unicorn and the Wasp"]];Wasp]]";



* When Castiel and Metatron corner a Nephilim[[note]]half-Angel[[/note]] on ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', intending to kill her, she uses "I'll show you an abomination" as an attempted PreAssKickingOneLiner.

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* When Castiel and Metatron corner a Nephilim[[note]]half-Angel[[/note]] on ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', intending to kill her, she uses "I'll show you an abomination" as an attempted PreAssKickingOneLiner.PreAsskickingOneLiner.



--> '''Frank:''' Hey, I got a good "shared sacrifice": How about we outsource 911 to Bangalore?

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--> '''Frank:''' -->'''Frank:''' Hey, I got a good "shared sacrifice": How about we outsource 911 to Bangalore?



-->'''Whammy:''' All I hear is "Big bucks, big bucks." ''I'' got your "big buck"! (''brings in [[IncrediblyLamePun a deer]] on a leash'')

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-->'''Whammy:''' All I hear is "Big bucks, big bucks." ''I'' got your "big buck"! (''brings ''[brings in [[IncrediblyLamePun [[VisualPun a deer]] on a leash'')leash]''



[[folder:Theatre]]

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[[folder:Theatre]][[folder:Theater]]



-->'''Joe''': What's the idea? Can't I even laugh when I see something funny?\\
'''Charles''': Funny! You keep your mouth shut or I'll show you something funny.

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-->'''Joe''': -->'''Joe:''' What's the idea? Can't I even laugh when I see something funny?\\
'''Charles''': '''Charles:''' Funny! You keep your mouth shut or I'll show you something funny.



* Disneyland's "Splash Mountain" ride, which is inspired by ''Disney/SongOfTheSouth'', consists mostly of a log ride up a series of watery chutes accompanied by various animatronic animals singing "Ev'rybody Has a Laughing Place." Once you reach the top, however, the music shifts into a DarkReprise ("Don't go down to the laughing place...where the Fox'll get ya!") and a voice rings out with "You want a 'laughing place'? We'll give you something to laugh about!" The ride then climaxes with a steep drop down a towering waterfall into a pool below, where the ride's "splash" occurs.

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* Disneyland's "Splash Mountain" ride, which is inspired by ''Disney/SongOfTheSouth'', ''Film/SongOfTheSouth'', consists mostly of a log ride up a series of watery chutes accompanied by various animatronic animals singing "Ev'rybody Has a Laughing Place." Once you reach the top, however, the music shifts into a DarkReprise ("Don't go down to the laughing place... where the Fox'll get ya!") and a voice rings out with "You want a 'laughing place'? We'll give you something to laugh about!" The ride then climaxes with a steep drop down a towering waterfall into a pool below, where the ride's "splash" occurs.



* The Lich King chillingly combines this with "IllKillYou" at the Wrathgate in WorldOfWarcraft: "You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave... And the true meaning of fear!"

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* The Lich King chillingly combines this with "IllKillYou" at the Wrathgate in WorldOfWarcraft: ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': "You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave... And the true meaning of fear!"



--->'''Strong Sad:''' I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and-\\

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--->'''Strong Sad:''' I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and-\\and--\\



''(Strong Bad sets Strong Sad's drawing on fire and reduces it to ashes)'' \\

to:

''(Strong ''[Strong Bad sets Strong Sad's drawing on fire and reduces it to ashes)'' \\ashes]''\\



'''Strong Bad:''' I'll broaden ''your'' horizons! ''(hits Strong Sad over the head with a vinyl record)''

to:

'''Strong Bad:''' I'll broaden ''your'' horizons! ''(hits ''[hits Strong Sad over the head with a vinyl record)''record]''
* Still ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': An instance in the ''Peasant's Quest'' live-action movie trailer:
-->'''King:''' We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!\\
'''Rather Dashing:''' I'll upset ''your'' balance, my lord!\\
'''King:''' Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council!



''(shows Sarda a photo of a bunny)''\\

to:

''(shows ''[shows Sarda a photo of a bunny)''\\bunny]''\\



'''Marigold:''' (''not amused'') I'll--I'll wash ''you'' more than twice a year! B-because you're a stupid jerk! Who smells!\\

to:

'''Marigold:''' (''not amused'') ''[not amused]'' I'll--I'll wash ''you'' more than twice a year! B-because you're a stupid jerk! Who smells!\\



-->'''Khrima''': They think they vanquished me? I'll make them see what it's like to really vanquish me!

to:

-->'''Khrima''': -->'''Khrima:''' They think they vanquished me? I'll make them see what it's like to really vanquish me!



* Done in ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''.
-->'''Guru''': Nail! Gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a plasma TV.\\
'''Nail''': Sir, that would be a grievous misuse of their powers--\\
'''Guru''': I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head!
* An occurrence can be found in the AprilFoolsDay 2011 episode of ''Awkward Talks With Girls'', after a discussion about ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland'':

to:

* Done in ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''.
-->'''Guru''': Nail! Gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a plasma TV.\\
'''Nail''': Sir, that would be a grievous misuse of their powers--\\
'''Guru''': I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head!
* An occurrence can be found in the AprilFoolsDay 2011 episode of ''Awkward Talks With with Girls'', after a discussion about ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland'':



* An instance in the [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Peasant's Quest live-action movie trailer]]:
-->'''King:''' We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!
-->'''Rather Dashing:''' I'll upset ''your'' balance, my lord!
-->'''King:''' Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council!



-->See the Bad Horse chorus
-->jump into frame.
-->They tell me I'm not ready
-->to get in the game.
-->But I'll show them
-->[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney my ATM.]]

to:

-->See -->''See the Bad Horse chorus
-->jump
chorus\\
jump
into frame.
-->They
frame.\\
They
tell me I'm not ready
-->to
ready\\
to
get in the game.
-->But
game.\\
But
I'll show them
-->[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
them\\
[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
my ATM.]]]]''



--> '''Squit''': Yes. Pesto, you are one swell bird.\\
'''Pesto''': What do you mean by that?\\
'''Squit''': Why, I said you're swell, that's all.\\
'''Pesto''': You're sayin' I got a big head, is that what you're sayin'? What am I, a bloated puffy round head here to amuse you?\\
'''Squit''': Nah, I didn't say that, I just... I said you're swell.\\
'''Pesto''': I am swell?\\
'''Squit''': Yeah, you're swell.\\
'''Pesto''': Swell?\\
'''Squit''': Yeah.\\
'''Pesto''': That's it!\\
* BigBallOfViolence*\\
Here's your "swell"! I got your "swell"! Right here! '''I'll show you "swell"'''!
* The sign at the entrance of the Brooklyn Aquarium in ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'' reads "We got your fish right here pal."
* ''TheSimpsons'':
-->'''Homer''': Lisa! Knock off that racket!\\
'''Lisa''': But Dad, I'm supposed to practice an hour a day!\\
'''Homer''': I'll practice you!\\
'''Lisa''': You'll practice me...what does that mean? Is it supposed to be some sort of a threat?
** And in another episode:
-->'''Judi Dench:''' Who are you talking to?\\

to:

--> '''Squit''': '''Squit:''' Yes. Pesto, you are one swell bird.\\
'''Pesto''': '''Pesto:''' What do you mean by that?\\
'''Squit''': '''Squit:''' Why, I said you're swell, that's all.\\
'''Pesto''': '''Pesto:''' You're sayin' I got a big head, is that what you're sayin'? What am I, a bloated puffy round head here to amuse you?\\
'''Squit''': '''Squit:''' Nah, I didn't say that, I just... I said you're swell.\\
'''Pesto''': '''Pesto:''' I am swell?\\
'''Squit''': '''Squit:''' Yeah, you're swell.\\
'''Pesto''': '''Pesto:''' Swell?\\
'''Squit''': '''Squit:''' Yeah.\\
'''Pesto''': '''Pesto:''' That's it!\\
* BigBallOfViolence*\\
''[BigBallOfViolence ensues]''\\
'''Pesto:'''
Here's your "swell"! I got your "swell"! Right here! '''I'll show you "swell"'''!
* The sign at the entrance of the Brooklyn Aquarium in ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' reads "We got your fish right here pal."
* ''TheSimpsons'':
-->'''Homer''':
''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** "Lisa's Sax":
--->'''Homer:'''
Lisa! Knock off that racket!\\
'''Lisa''': '''Lisa:''' But Dad, I'm supposed to practice an hour a day!\\
'''Homer''': '''Homer:''' I'll practice you!\\
'''Lisa''': '''Lisa:''' You'll practice me...me... what does that mean? Is it supposed to be some sort of a threat?
** And in another episode:
-->'''Judi
"The Regina Monologues":
--->'''Judi
Dench:''' Who are you talking to?\\



-->'''Bart:''' Dad. You blew it. You listened to Lisa and then you lost your stranglehold on the audience.\\

to:

-->'''Bart:''' --->'''Bart:''' Dad. You blew it. You listened to Lisa and then you lost your stranglehold on the audience.\\



-->'''Bart:''' Dad, there were things in the letter that had to be said, and I know you. You're an emotional guy. Just because you were mad last night is no guarantee you'd be mad in the morning, so I think--

to:

-->'''Bart:''' --->'''Bart:''' Dad, there were things in the letter that had to be said, and I know you. You're an emotional guy. Just because you were mad last night is no guarantee you'd be mad in the morning, so I think--



-->'''Eddy:''' Silence? I'll give you silence! ''(picks up Ed and starts slamming him on Rolf's door)''\\
'''Ed:''' ''(gets hit)'' Who's there? ''(gets hit)'' Who's there? ''(gets hit)'' Who is there?

to:

-->'''Eddy:''' Silence? I'll give you silence! ''(picks ''[picks up Ed and starts slamming him on Rolf's door)''\\
door]''\\
'''Ed:''' ''(gets hit)'' ''[gets hit]'' Who's there? ''(gets hit)'' ''[gets hit]'' Who's there? ''(gets hit)'' ''[gets hit]'' Who is there?



-->'''Stimpy''': (''cheerily'') Here's your breakfast, Ren!\\
'''Ren''': Uh...Stimpy? You forgot the toast.\\
'''Stimpy''': [[MoodWhiplash TOAST?!]] ''[[RantInducingSlight HERE'S YOUR TOAST!!!]]'' (''slams toast into Ren's face and rubs it violently'')

to:

-->'''Stimpy''': (''cheerily'') -->'''Stimpy:''' ''[cheerily]'' Here's your breakfast, Ren!\\
'''Ren''': Uh...'''Ren:''' Uh... Stimpy? You forgot the toast.\\
'''Stimpy''': '''Stimpy:''' [[MoodWhiplash TOAST?!]] ''[[RantInducingSlight HERE'S YOUR TOAST!!!]]'' (''slams ''[slams toast into Ren's face and rubs it violently'')violently]''



--->'''Aang:''' "Woah, wild shot!"\\
'''Zhao:''' "I'll show you wild!"

to:

--->'''Aang:''' "Woah, Woah, wild shot!"\\
shot!\\
'''Zhao:''' "I'll I'll show you wild!"wild!



--->'''Katara''': Tiny Zuko! [[ShipTease He looks so cute!]]\\
'''Zuko''': I AM NEITHER CUTE NOR TINY!\\
'''Iroh''': You are pretty cute, my tiny nephew.\\
'''Zuko''': I'LL SHOW YOU TINY!
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', Korra is fond of giving these whenever the referee during Pro-bending matches calls her on commiting a foul. ("I'll show ''you'' 'over the line!' ")
* On ''TheMrMenShow'', a running gag has Mr. Rude say "I'll give you X," and then [[{{Gasshole}} fart]], causing all the characters to chastise him.

to:

--->'''Katara''': --->'''Katara:''' Tiny Zuko! [[ShipTease He looks so cute!]]\\
'''Zuko''': '''Zuko:''' I AM NEITHER CUTE NOR TINY!\\
'''Iroh''': '''Iroh:''' You are pretty cute, my tiny nephew.\\
'''Zuko''': '''Zuko:''' I'LL SHOW YOU TINY!
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', Korra is fond of giving these whenever the referee during Pro-bending matches calls her on commiting committing a foul. ("I'll show ''you'' 'over the line!' ")
* On ''TheMrMenShow'', ''WesternAnimation/TheMrMenShow'', a running gag has Mr. Rude say "I'll give you X," and then [[{{Gasshole}} fart]], causing all the characters to chastise him.



* In ''Disney/HouseOfMouse'', when Goofy fails to enter a country club, the narrator berates him for forgetting his pants and saying he'll never get into a club, Goofy pulls out his club and says, "I'll show you a club!" before [[CameraAbuse beating up the narrator]].
* Daffy Duck does this in the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes short ''Robin Hood Daffy'', when "Friar Porky" first laughs at him after Daffy falls in the river during his song:
-->'''Daffy''': "Ho ho" and "ha ha", eh? I'll "ho ho" and "ha ha" you, fat friar!
** In "A Tale of Two Kitties", the very first [[WesternAnimation/SylvesterTheCatAndTweetyBird Tweety]] cartoon, two cats modeled after Creator/AbbottAndCostello had this exchange:
--->'''Babbitt''': Give me the bird! Give me the bird!\\
'''Catstello''' ''([[AsideComment to the audience]])'': If [[UsefulNotes/TheHaysCode da Hays office]] would only let me, I'd [[FlippingTheBird give him the boid]], all right!

to:

* In ''Disney/HouseOfMouse'', ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'', when Goofy fails to enter a country club, the narrator berates him for forgetting his pants and saying he'll never get into a club, Goofy pulls out his club and says, "I'll show you a club!" before [[CameraAbuse beating up the narrator]].
* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'':
**
Daffy Duck does this in the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes short ''Robin "Robin Hood Daffy'', Daffy", when "Friar Porky" first laughs at him after Daffy falls in the river during his song:
-->'''Daffy''': --->'''Daffy:''' "Ho ho" and "ha ha", eh? I'll "ho ho" and "ha ha" you, fat friar!
** In "A Tale of Two Kitties", the very first [[WesternAnimation/SylvesterTheCatAndTweetyBird Tweety]] cartoon, two cats modeled after Creator/AbbottAndCostello had have this exchange:
--->'''Babbitt''': --->'''Babbitt:''' Give me the bird! Give me the bird!\\
'''Catstello''' ''([[AsideComment '''Catstello:''' ''[[[AsideComment to the audience]])'': audience]]]'' If [[UsefulNotes/TheHaysCode da Hays office]] would only let me, I'd [[FlippingTheBird give him the boid]], all right!



-->'''Darkwing:''' LetsGetDangerous!
-->'''Bushroot:''' I'll give you dangerous!

to:

-->'''Darkwing:''' LetsGetDangerous!
-->'''Bushroot:'''
LetsGetDangerous!\\
'''Bushroot:'''
I'll give you dangerous!



-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Uhh, whatcha doing?
-->'''Smart!Patrick:''' Just studying this amazing subspecies.
-->'''Plankton:''' ''(under the microscope)'' I'll show ''you'' subspecies!

to:

-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Uhh, whatcha doing?
-->'''Smart!Patrick:'''
doing?\\
'''Smart Patrick:'''
Just studying this amazing subspecies.
-->'''Plankton:''' ''(under
subspecies.\\
'''Plankton:''' ''[under
the microscope)'' microscope]'' I'll show ''you'' subspecies!



'''Dexter:''' I'll show ''you'' lunch! (''breaks the pill in half and dumps out the contents'')

to:

'''Dexter:''' I'll show ''you'' lunch! (''breaks ''[breaks the pill in half and dumps out the contents'')contents]''



-->'''Stan:''' Between me and him, I'm not always the bad twin.
-->'''Ford:''' ''Between him and me.'' Grammar, Stanley.
-->'''Stan:''' I'll "Grammar, Stanley" YOU, you stuck-up son of a gun!

to:

-->'''Stan:''' Between me and him, I'm not always the bad twin.
-->'''Ford:'''
twin.\\
'''Ford:'''
''Between him and me.'' Grammar, Stanley.
-->'''Stan:'''
Stanley.\\
'''Stan:'''
I'll "Grammar, Stanley" YOU, you stuck-up son of a gun!
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