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[[caption-width-right:140:[[FunetikAksent Actual "I" optional]].]]

->'''Skywarp:''' "Dumber than Skywarp?" I'll show you dumb, Starscream!\\
'''Starscream:''' You always do.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TransformersWarForCybertron''

In response to something character A says, character B takes parts X and Y of its wording, and says something along the lines of ''"I'll [X] You Some [Y]!"'' or similar variations. It's not so much a StockPhrase as a stock-''structure'' of phrases. Sometimes for humour there may be a very good word for this structure, but a far less suitable word is used.

When said towards a villain, this may be part of a ShutUpHannibal moment. However, neither using the phrase nor being the subject of the phrase is necessarily associated with moral [[CharacterAlignment alignments]] in either direction. This can vary in effectiveness as a comeback depending on the situation and the words involved, going anywhere from perfectly apt and in-character to painfully clumsy, and at worst, utterly nonsensical.

Compare/Contrast with VerbThis, in using someone's own wording in a retort to them, but in this case it's specifically about what the character saying it will do, whereas VerbThis has no "I" in it and could just as easily be referring to some external circumstance. Compare NoYou. Not to be confused with AndShowItToYou. Or with pointing out the twenty-fourth letter of the alphabet to someone, or showing them how to understand and solve an algebra problem.

!!...what? You want some examples? [[SelfDemonstratingArticle I'll show you some examples!]]


* In the '90s, a series of commercials for La Choy Chinese foods parodied vintage {{Wuxia}} films, complete with [[StylisticSuck intentionally bad dubbing and over-acting]]. In one commercial, this exchange occurs:
-->'''Kung-Fu Warrior:''' Surrender! According to recent taste-tests, the great taste of La Choy was preferred more than two to one over Chun King!\\
'''Thug:''' ''[summoning three mooks]'' I'll show ''you'' "more than two to one"!

[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* When the preteens of ''Manga/StrawberryMarshmallow'' pay a surprise visit to Nobue at the diner where she works. Miu tries ordering breakfast at a time of day the diner doesn't serve it, then writes a zero after the price of each menu item, them complains about the prices. She finally puts in a proper order, including a chocolate parfait. Nobue mutters that she'll "parfait" her...
* In ''Anime/YuGiOh'', Honda/Tristan has an open crush on Jonouchi/Joey's sister Shizuka/Serenity, which Jonouchi/Joey is [[BigBrotherInstinct none too pleased about]]. At one point in the English dub, Tristan talks about how he's going to visit Serenity (read:hit on her) in the hospital, to which Joey responds "''I'll'' send you to the hospital!"
* In TheNineties English dub of one episode of ''Anime/SailorMoon'', the title character tells one plant enemy, "You're going to the compost heap! I'm Sailor Moon! [[InTheNameOfTheMoon On behalf of the moon, I will punish you!]]" A little later, the plant enemy injures her and says back, "Now let's see who's 'going to the compost heap'!"
* ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' movie "[[Anime/DragonBallZSuperAndroid13 Super Android 13]]" has this moment when [[EducationMama Chi-Chi]] failed to stop Gohan from helping Goku out in the battle against the Androids and Krillin convinced her about this. Then, she started [[ButtMonkey smacking him]].
-->'''Krillin:''' You know what? He's right. I'm behind him 100%.\\
'''Chi-Chi:''' Then what are you waiting for? Get your cowardly butt out there and help him! 100%? I'll give you 100%!
* ''Anime/NarutoShippuden'' episode 180 has it.
-->'''Sasuke:''' Show some gratitude, loser.\\
'''Naruto:''' I'll show you gratitude!
* ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic'': After Sōsuke shot a melon while blindfolded, he exclaim "Bullseye!". However, he also spread melon juice and debris all over Kaname, prompting her to retaliate with a [[BatterUp baseball bat]]:
-->'''Kaname:''' I'll show you a bullseye!
* In the original ''Anime/FullMetalAlchemist'', some poor soldiers take the very poor decision to question Major Armstrong.
-->'''Soldier:''' But sir! Is there proof to these charges?\\
'''Armstrong:''' Proof?! [[ShirtlessScene YOUR PROOF IS RIGHT HERE!]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* The page image is from issue 74 of the [[Comicbook/SonicTheHedgehog Archie Sonic comics]]. [[spoiler:After the freedom fighters find Robotnik on the walkway of an outer-space facility after previously thinking he was dead]]:
-->'''Sonic:''' You're toast if you don't tell me what happened to my family and the other roboticized mobians, [[spoiler:Ro"butt"nik]]!\\
'''[[spoiler:Robotnik]]:''' Come now, hedgehog. Can't you at least take a moment to [[spoiler:welcome me back from the dead]]? Didn't your parents teach you better manners?\\
'''[[ActionGirl Bunnie]]:''' Ah'll show you manners!\\
''[Bunnie then [[ShutUpHannibal punches Robotnik in the face]]]''
* ''ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac'': NNY's response to being called "[[BerserkButton Wacky]]" by a woman in a Taco Smell:
-->'''NNY:''' I'll show you wacky! I'll show you all wackeeeeee!
* Similarly, one issue of ''ComicBook/GrooTheWanderer'' shows he dislikes being called "feckless."
-->'''Groo:''' Groo is not feckless! He has plenty of feck! I will show you feck like you have never seen!
* From a ComicBook/MoonKnight story during the ''Marvel Civil War'' event:
-->'''Ray:''' Hey, you got a [[SuperRegistrationAct license]] to wear that cowl?\\
'''Moon Knight:''' Yeah, I got it [[FlippingTheBird right here.]]

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* ''ComicStrip/USAcres'': Every morning, Roy wakes up the other animals by blowing his bugle at their faces. In retaliation, [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/1987-07-12 Orson once stuck some gum in the bugle]], causing Roy to be stuck on the wall by the gum.
-->'''Orson:''' Good morning, Roy.\\
'''Roy:''' I'll good morning you.
* ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'': At one point, Zebra kidnapped Larry's wife Patty to blackmail Larry into giving up stalking and scheming to eat up Zebra. This plan fails, and Larry enjoys his new freedom without his strict, abusive wife bossing him around. Zebra then feels guilty so he returns Patty (albeit still tied up in rope) along with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Zebra asks if Larry's still upset, and Larry affirms he still is, because there's no mashed potatoes.
-->'''Patty:''' I'LL MASH '''YOUR''' POTATOES!

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''FanFic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
-->'''Dad:''' Come on, Calvin! Feel the burn!\\
'''Calvin:''' I'll give you burn!
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7937863/2 Ed, Edd n Eddy's Quest for the Pure Hearts]]'':
-->'''[[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario Mario]]:''' [[FunetikAksent So who're-a those o' three?]]\\
'''{{WesternAnimation/Ed|EddNEddy}}dy:''' Just the coolest people in all the world! Whatzit to you, smart mouth!\\
'''Mario:''' Eh. I-a give o' you-a o' four, maybe o' three at-a best.\\
'''Eddy:''' [[ParrotExposition Four! THREE!]] I'll show you a four and a three!
* ''FanFic/SonicGenerationsFriendshipIsTimeless'':
-->'''[[VideoGame/SonicGenerations Shadow]]:''' I won't have to chase you down like the coward you are.\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Queen Chrysalis]]:''' COWARD?! I'll show you who's a coward!
* ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'':
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Trixie]]:''' This particular storm cloud bore hoof markings of the rainbow-colored loser in the defendant's chair.\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' I'll show YOU who's a loser, you two-bit fraud!
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9741053/7/The-Price-of-Survival The Price of Survival]]'' that year's DADA teacher attempts to rape Snape, who happens to be betrothed to Harry.
-->'''Harry:''' You wanted to fuck him, eh? I'll give you a fuck!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11495654/24/The-Definition-of-Normal The Definition of Normal]]'':
-->'''Remus Lupin:''' In your case [Dumbledore]'s placed a compulsion charm so that you pretty much agree with whatever the Headmaster wants. It was placed just after he left Harry at the Dursleys'.\\
'''[=McGonagall=]:''' I'll show him a compulsion charm! How dare he!
* Done in ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''.
-->'''Guru:''' Nail! Gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a plasma TV.\\
'''Nail:''' Sir, that would be a grievous misuse of their powers--\\
'''Guru:''' I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head!
* In ''FanFic/RobbReturns'' King Robert has choice words for a septon who describes Northerners as "uncouth".
--> Uncouth!?! Ill uncouth you right in the face, you bastard!
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2900438/6/Unsung-Hero Unsung Hero]]'' the DADA teacher shows the class an occamy, which makes snarky comments in Parseltongue.
-->'''Professor Hobday:''' You'll note that this is a young occamy. An adult occamy would have required a bigger cage than this one if it had passed inspection in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. The typical adult occamy doesn't get any larger than about eight or nine feet. There are records though of some reaching closer to fifteen feet in scale.\\
'''Occamy:''' ''I'll show you young, you wrinkled skin sack!''
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12219898/4/Family Family]]'':
-->'''Susan:''' It's slalom time. This is where Harry will show them. Look at the team and their captain, they're just sitting there with condescending looks on their mugs!\\
'''Neville:''' Easy, Sue, this is Harry's first time on a Quidditch pitch. I'm sure the team is just a little unconvinced is all.\\
'''Susan:''' Humph. I'll unconvince them...
* ''Fanfic/UniverseFalls'':
** In "The Golf War", Pacifica Northwest mockingly refers to the Crystal Gems as the "Rhinestone Gems", and Pearl says threateningly "Oh, I'll show ''her'' rhinestones..."
** In "Keeping It Together", when Grunkle Stan makes fun of Dipper for getting a "girly" sword from Pearl, it leads to this exchange:
--->'''Pearl:''' [The Ancient Sea Blade] is a steadfast, sturdy weapon that requires a skillful hand to wield and demands respect from all those in its path. Which, of course, is something that you would know ''nothing'' about.\\
'''Stan:''' Oh, I'll show ''you'' respect!
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12947022/4/Arthur-and-the-Terrible-Horrible-No-Good-Very-Bad-Day Arthur and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day]]'' Arthur Weasley divorces his wife and marries Harry because they have a soulbond with each other.
-->'''Teddy:''' Well you see Mr. Weasley...\\
'''Bill:''' Mr. Weasley is my father.\\
'''George:''' Actually Harry is Mrs. Weasley. Just stating facts mum.\\
'''Harry:''' I'll show you a mum...

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'':
-->'''Aladdin:''' If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.\\
'''The Prince:''' I'll teach ''you'' some manners!\\
''[The prince then kicks Aladdin into the mud]''
* And in the Disney version of ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', when Maurice intrudes into the castle.
-->'''Maurice:''' [[NiceJobBreakingItHero I just needed a place to stay...]]\\
'''Beast:''' I'll give you a place to stay!\\
''[Beast then [[spoiler:imprisons Maurice in the castle]]]''
* ''Disney/RobinHood'': Friar Tuck's "You want taxes?!? [[PunctuatedPounding I'll! Give! You! TAXES!]]" to the Sheriff of Nottingham when he comes to extort money from the church.
* ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'':
-->'''Burnt Man:''' Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Achilles?\\
'''Phil:''' [[BerserkButton Watch it, pal!]]\\
'''Other Man:''' Yeah, you're right. Hey, nice job on those heels! Ya missed a spot!\\
'''Phil:''' I've got your "heel" right here! ''[beatdown ensues]''
* From ''WesternAnimation/IceAge2TheMeltdown'':
-->'''Fast Tony:''' Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call "bark"! It's so buoyant, it actually floats!\\
'''some other animal:''' I'll show you something that floats!
* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'', when Stinky Pete shows his true colors:
-->'''Jessie:''' Prospector, this isn't fair!\\
'''Stinky Pete:''' ''Fair?!'' I'll tell ''you'' what's not fair: spending a ''lifetime'' on a dime-store shelf, watching every other toy be sold!
* ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe'', the girls ask Gru if they can get pizza for dinner, with stuffed crust.
-->'''Gru:''' I'll stuff you '''all''' in the crust!
* ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'', These lines from the dinner argument scene:
-->'''Riley's dad:''' Riley, I do not like this new attitude.\\
'''Anger:''' Oh, I'll show you attitude, old man.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In ''Film/TheDarkKnight'', during an argument between a witness on the stand and Harvey Dent:
-->'''Dent:''' I have a sworn statement from you that ''[points to Maroni]'' this man is the head of the Falcone crime family.\\
'''Witness:''' Maroni? He's a fall guy. I'm the brains of the organization!\\
'''Dent:''' ''[to judge]'' Your honour, permission to treat the witness as hostile?\\
'''Judge:''' Permission granted.\\
'''Witness:''' Hostile? I'll show you hostile!\\
''[[[spoiler:Witness pulls out a gun and tries to fire it; [[CrowningMomentOfFunny the gun is jammed]]]]]''
* ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'':
-->'''Joe:''' Your Honor, I call for a mistrial.\\
'''Joe's Lawyer:''' I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass, [if] you don't shut up.
* In ''Film/FantasticFour'', Johnny and Ben discuss girls.
-->'''Johnny:''' I've been wondering. How do you and Alicia... ''[clicks his tongue in lieu of finishing the sentence]''\\
'''Ben:''' That's none of your business!\\
'''Johnny:''' Okay, okay! I'm just concerned, that's all. I don't want to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rockslide!\\
'''Ben:''' [[HoYay I'll show you a rockslide!]]
* ''Film/{{Serenity}}'' has a more delayed example. [[WellIntentionedExtremist The Operative tells Mal that he's trying to help the Alliance create "a world without sin".]] Later, upon discovering a dark secret about the Alliance that the Operative didn't know about, Mal shows it to the Operative but first says "I'm gonna show you a world without sin."
* In the film version of ''Film/TheRunningMan'', Amber, one of the protagonists and the main LoveInterest, is cornered by Dynamo.
-->'''Dynamo:''' Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone? What's the matter now bitch, why aren't you laughing?\\
'''Amber:''' Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.\\
''[Dynamo gets on top of Amber, preparatory for trying to rape her]''\\
'''Dynamo:''' I'll show you dickless.\\
''[Amber electrocutes him by shooting the ceiling sprinklers]''
* Done in ''Film/XMen1'':
-->'''Magneto:''' What are you looking for, Charles?\\
'''Xavier:''' I'm looking for hope.\\
'''Magneto:''' I will give you hope. And I ask one thing in return: don't get in my way.
* ''Film/BartonFink'': the iconic "I'll show you the life of the mind!" chase down the burning hallway.
* In the climax of ''Film/LockUp'':
-->'''Leone:''' ''[to Drumgoole]'' You're gonna give me a guided tour through hell? I'll SHOW you hell!\\
'''Drumgoole:''' You're scum, Frank.\\
'''Leone:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Shut up!]] I'll show you scum.
* The tag line in the print ad for the Pauly Shore vehicle ''Film/JuryDuty'': "Sequester This!"
* A villainous example happens in ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'' when poor Dorothy [[IWantMYMommy cries for her Auntie Em]] after being imprisoned in the WickedWitch of the West's castle:
-->'''Wicked Witch of the West:''' "Auntie Em, Auntie Em, come back!" I'LL give you Auntie Em, my pretty! ''[{{evil laugh}}]''
* At the end of ''Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug'', Smaug has emerged from a molten gold bath courtesy of the dwarves and furiously mocks Thorin's claim of vengeance with this, managing to make it both effective and terrifying with his delivery and the horror to come.
-->'''Smaug:''' [[VillainousBreakdown "Revenge?!" "REVENGE?!" I will show ''you'' "revenge!"]] ''[proceeds to burn the nearby town to ashes]''
* A variation in ''Film/MyCousinVinny'', when Vinny Gambini calls his angry fiancée to the stand:
-->'''Vinny:''' Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?\\
'''Mona Lisa Vito:''' You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
* ''Film/MissionImpossible'':
-->'''Kittridge:''' I can understand you're very upset.\\
'''Ethan:''' [[TranquilFury Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset.]]
* In ''Film/TheForceAwakens'', [[DarthVaderClone Kylo Ren]] confronts [[CoolOldGuy Lor San Tekka]] during the attack on the Jakku village:
-->'''Tekka:''' The [[PuttingOnTheReich First Order]] rose from TheDarkSide. You did not.\\
'''Kylo:''' I'll show you the Dark Side.\\
'''Tekka:''' You may try, but you cannot deny the truth that is your family.\\
'''Kylo:''' You're so right. ''[kills Tekka]''

* From Ross Macdonald's novel ''The Far Side of the Dollar'':
-->'''Lew Archer:''' I was investigating--\\
'''Cop:''' Investigating what?\\
'''Lew Archer:''' Law enforcement in this county. It stinks.\\
'''Cop:''' [[PoliceBrutality We'll law-enforcement you.]]
* Creator/AlFranken reacts to the Creator/FoxNewsChannel's coverage of UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush's 2004 Inauguration speech in the first chapter of ''The Truth (with jokes)'', specifically the part where Bush claims to have won a mandate:
-->''But the responsible news media, instead of calling him out or grabbing their crotch and going "Mandate? I got your mandate here!", were going along with it.''
* In ''Literature/BigTrouble'', when Eliot Arnold is getting fed up with his newspaper-writing job, his boss admonishes him that he needs to have his assignment (pointing to his computer) "''in here'' before you go home tonight." Eliot then crosses around to his boss's side of the desk, saying, "How about I put it in there RIGHT NOW?" and puts his left foot through the computer screen.
* Marco does this in ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''. A bit of an unusual example because he doesn't say it aloud, but only thinks it. To set the scene somewhat, he is seconds away from wreaking havoc on the Yeerk ship he's trapped on, in gorilla morph, and Visser Three has just ordered his minions to "stop that monkey".
-->'''Marco:''' I'd show them monkey!

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* On ''Series/TheATeam'', B.A. would often respond in this way to whatever nonsense Murdock was spouting. Some of them barely made sense, but Murdock didn't always give him much to work with, and B.A. doesn't like to mince words.
* ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace''. There was an entire episode devoted to TJ Taylor, another wizard who responded to everything with this trope. And of course, it never made sense.
-->'''TJ's father:''' That was ''never'' funny.
* In ''Series/DrakeAndJosh'' when Josh started losing patience with helping Drake cheat via Radio.
-->'''Drake:''' Just pull up your antenna.\\
'''Josh:''' I'll pull up your antenna!
* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
** At one point during "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances The Doctor Dances]]", Rose challenges the Doctor, "Show me your moves." Later, the Doctor sends the re-programmed nano-genes to restore the gas-mask zombies to their former selves (in the Trope-naming EverybodyLives scene):
--->'''The Doctor:''' Software patch. Gonna e-mail the upgrade. You want moves, Rose? I'll give you moves.
** From the episode "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E12ArmyOfGhosts Army of Ghosts]]", after the Doctor convinces Torchwood that Jackie is Rose who went through RapidAging.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Lead on. But not too fast. Her ankle's going.\\
'''Jackie:''' I'll show you where my ankle's going!
** Later, Donna gets in on it with "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E7TheUnicornAndTheWasp The Unicorn and the Wasp]]";
--->'''Donna:''' "The plucky young woman who helps me out"?\\
'''The Doctor:''' No policewomen in 1926.\\
'''Donna:''' I'll pluck ''you'' in a minute!
* When Castiel and Metatron corner a Nephilim[[note]]half-Angel[[/note]] on ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', intending to kill her, she uses "I'll show you an abomination" as an attempted PreAsskickingOneLiner.
* In one episode of ''Series/BlueBloods'' Frank is engaged in a tussle with the mayor and city council over the NYPD's budget. This leads to the following line in response to some WeaselWords in a proposed press release by his Deputy Commissioner for Public Information:
-->'''Frank:''' Hey, I got a good "shared sacrifice": How about we outsource 911 to Bangalore?
* In the final season of ''Series/BreakingBad'', [[spoiler: Saul tells Walt that he could get the DEA off his back by [[UnusualEuphemism sending Hank to Belize, "where Mike went,"]] and Walt's response to that is complete refusal, followed by "I'll send YOU to Belize."]]
* An episode of ''Series/MadTV'' parodied ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'' by having a Schwarzenegger-like robot go back in time to first-century Palestine to save Jesus from being crucified, which [[UnwantedAssistance annoys Jesus to no end]]. ("Forgive him, Father: he's a robot from the future.") The last straw comes when the robot bursts in on the Last Supper, coldly announces "Eat ''this''," and shoots Judas Iscariot dead. This leads to a RunningGag of Jesus repeatedly bringing Judas back to life, only for the robot to kill him again and again.
* A Whammy from ''Series/PressYourLuck'':
-->'''Whammy:''' All I hear is "Big bucks, big bucks." ''I'' got your "big buck"! ''[brings in [[VisualPun a deer]] on a leash]''
* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'': Jean-Paul Sartre's wife is chatting with Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion about his persistent preaching and distributing pamphlets about personal freedom to the masses:
-->'''Mrs Sartre:''' I mean, look at this place. I'm at my wits end. Revolutionary leaflets everywhere. One of these days I'll revolutionary leaflets ''him!''

* CountryMusic singer Gretchen Wilson has an album and song titled ''I Got Your Country Right Here''.
* "Space" by Sarah Buxton: "You say you want space / Well, I'll give you space..."
* "Womanizer," by Music/BritneySpears: "You say I'm crazy / I've got your crazy."
* "Hurt," by Music/NineInchNails (and later Music/JohnnyCash), sort of: "I will let you down / I will make you hurt."

* In ''Theatre/TheAddingMachine'', when Charles succeeds at getting rid of Mr. Zero by sending him on a SnipeHunt, Joe bursts out laughing at Mr. Zero's gullibility. Charles gives him a painful blow to the jaw.
-->'''Joe:''' What's the idea? Can't I even laugh when I see something funny?\\
'''Charles:''' Funny! You keep your mouth shut or I'll show you something funny.
* ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'': Jefferson tells Hamilton, "If the shoe fits, wear it." Hamilton's response: "Turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits!"

[[folder:Theme Parks]]
* Disneyland's "Splash Mountain" ride, which is inspired by ''Film/SongOfTheSouth'', consists mostly of a log ride up a series of watery chutes accompanied by various animatronic animals singing "Ev'rybody Has a Laughing Place." Once you reach the top, however, the music shifts into a DarkReprise ("Don't go down to the laughing place... where the Fox'll get ya!") and a voice rings out with "You want a 'laughing place'? We'll give you something to laugh about!" The ride then climaxes with a steep drop down a towering waterfall into a pool below, where the ride's "splash" occurs.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* When Kratos finally confronts Ares face to face in the first ''VideoGame/GodOfWar'', he tells Ares that the monster (Kratos himself) he created will now destroy him. Ares' response? "You do not know what a true monster is..." (grows a bunch of freaky spider legs on his back) "Your final lesson is at hand!"
* ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis'' has the Nemesis scream out "[[PokemonSpeak S.T.A.R.S.!]]" Guess what Jill says near the end [[spoiler:when she finally finishes him off]]? "You want S.T.A.R.S.? I'll give you S.T.A.R.S.!"
* In ''VideoGame/{{Starcraft}}'', in one of the missions in the original Terran campaign:
-->'''General Duke''': You're about the last folks I expected to show up. What's your angle, Mengsk?\\
'''Jim Raynor''': Our angle?! I'll give you an angle, you slimy confederate piece of [[CurseCutShort sh...]]\\
'''Arcturus Mengsk''': Enough, Jim!
* ''VideoGame/TalesOfMonkeyIsland'': There are a few examples of this [[spoiler:when Elaine is poxed and fighting De Singe]] near the end of Chapter 4: "I've got yer juicy strain right here, bucko!" "I'll give you some piddlin' firkins!" "I'll show you who's done for!" and "I'll spread you to the four corners!!"
* The Lich King chillingly combines this with "IllKillYou" at the Wrathgate in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': "You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave... And the true meaning of fear!"
* ''VideoGame/TombRaider2013'': During the boss fight against [[GiantMook Boris]], after repeatedly calling Lara "a little rat", she responds with "I'll show you what this little rat can do!"

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* Used in a few episodes of ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'':
** In "island":
--->'''Homestar Runner:''' Hey, Strong Bad!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' What?\\
'''Homestar Runner:''' Are we rescued yet?\\
'''Strong Bad:''' ''You're'' gonna need to be rescued in a second if you don't quit asking me that.
** In "dragon":
--->'''Strong Sad:''' I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and--\\
'''Strong Bad:''' I'll improve on ''your'' methods!!\\
''[Strong Bad sets Strong Sad's drawing on fire and reduces it to ashes]''\\
'''Strong Sad:''' What?! That's not an improvement!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Haha! Trogdor strikes again!
** Strong Bad does this to Strong Sad pretty often. Another example, from "concert":
--->'''Strong Bad:''' Hey, wait a minute! You tricked me! [[IndieRock sloshy]]'s not metal!\\
'''Strong Sad:''' I didn't trick you, I was just helping you broaden your horizons.\\
'''Strong Bad:''' I'll broaden ''your'' horizons! ''[hits Strong Sad over the head with a vinyl record]''
* Still ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': An instance in the ''Peasant's Quest'' live-action movie trailer:
-->'''King:''' We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!\\
'''Rather Dashing:''' I'll upset ''your'' balance, my lord!\\
'''King:''' Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council!

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''WebComic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/07/14/episode-1152-not-the-best-comeback/ this strip]].
-->'''Sarda:''' That's adorable, really.\\
'''Garland:''' Oh, we'll show '''you''' adorable!\\
''[shows Sarda a photo of a bunny]''\\
'''Sarda:''' Yes, you sure did.
** And again, with massive irony, [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/10/27/episode-617-thinking-ahead/ here:]]
--->'''Red Mage:''' You want humility? I'll ''show'' you humility [[MinMaxing on a scale you can scarcely comprehend]].
* During the WizardDuel between Terra and Magus in ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Terra promised to [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-01-01 show him "potential"]].
* Played with in ''Webcomic/MenInHats'', with the word being [[http://www.meninhats.com/d/20040229.html "converge"]].
* ''Webcomic/OzyAndMillie'': "I'll feather duster '''you'''!"
* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', Angus compliments his shy, socially awkward roommate Marigold on her haircut, then slips in an affectionate insult:
-->'''Angus:''' So does that mean you're gonna wash it more than twice a year now?\\
'''Marigold:''' ''[not amused]'' I'll--I'll wash ''you'' more than twice a year! B-because you're a stupid jerk! Who smells!\\
'''Angus:''' O venom-tongued maiden! Stay your barbs, I beseech you!
* Parodied in ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'':
-->'''Khrima:''' They think they vanquished me? I'll make them see what it's like to really vanquish me!
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** Do not talk about marinading Belkar's cat.
--->'''Belkar:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0685.html I got your marinade RIGHT HERE!]]
** And don't call him a {{sidekick}}.
--->'''Belkar:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0813.html Yeah, I got your kick in the side right here.]]
* ''WebComic/GirlGenius'': Maxim eventually gets frustrated with trying "subtle" methods to get Old [[ChefOfIron Man]] [[TheDreaded Death's]] NiceHat.
--> [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100604 Hokay - ''NOW'' hy iz gun sottil hyu ''head'' clean ''off''!]]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* An occurrence can be found in the AprilFoolsDay 2011 episode of ''Awkward Talks with Girls'', after a discussion about ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland'':
-->'''Andre:''' That's so sexy, seeing a guy... play video games...\\
'''Roger Barr:''' I'll threep ''your'' wood!
* In ''WebVideo/CommentaryTheMusical'', Stacy Shirk's "Ten Dollar Solo", behind all the self-reference, is a song about her trying to make her way on Hollywood. It has that name because Stacy earned the solo by giving Creator/JossWhedon [[ComicallySmallBribe ten dollars.]]
-->''See the Bad Horse chorus\\
jump into frame.\\
They tell me I'm not ready\\
to get in the game.\\
But I'll show them\\
[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney my ATM.]]''

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* A RunningGag in ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', or more precisely, the "Goodfeathers" series within it, is ''Pesto'' very often misinterpreting what Squit says about him. The result is IWillShowYouX, preceeded by several other phrases among the lines "Are you sayin' that I'm <...>, is that what you're sayin'? What am I, <...> here to amuse you?"
--> '''Squit:''' Yes. Pesto, you are one swell bird.\\
'''Pesto:''' What do you mean by that?\\
'''Squit:''' Why, I said you're swell, that's all.\\
'''Pesto:''' You're sayin' I got a big head, is that what you're sayin'? What am I, a bloated puffy round head here to amuse you?\\
'''Squit:''' Nah, I didn't say that, I just... I said you're swell.\\
'''Pesto:''' I am swell?\\
'''Squit:''' Yeah, you're swell.\\
'''Pesto:''' Swell?\\
'''Squit:''' Yeah.\\
'''Pesto:''' That's it!\\
''[BigBallOfViolence ensues]''\\
'''Pesto:''' Here's your "swell"! I got your "swell"! Right here! '''I'll show you "swell"'''!
* The sign at the entrance of the Brooklyn Aquarium in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' reads "We got your fish right here pal."
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** "Lisa's Sax":
--->'''Homer:''' Lisa! Knock off that racket!\\
'''Lisa:''' But Dad, I'm supposed to practice an hour a day!\\
'''Homer:''' I'll practice you!\\
'''Lisa:''' You'll practice me... what does that mean? Is it supposed to be some sort of a threat?
** "The Regina Monologues":
--->'''Judi Dench:''' Who are you talking to?\\
'''Londoner Squeaky-Voiced Teen:''' No-one, mum, I swear!\\
'''Judi Dench:''' I'll Mum you! ''{starts beating Londoner Squeaky-Voiced Teen}''
** Another Simpsons example, when Homer's mom reappears, Bart asks for retroactive birthday, Christmas, Hannukah and Kwanzaa gifts. Homer responds with "I'll Kwanzaa you!"
** This is a fairly popular one with The Simpsons. For example, when Homer was yet again passed up for the "Worker of the Week" award for...an inanimate carbon rod. "Inanimate huh? I'll show him inanimate!" [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin He just stands there until nightfall.]]
** "The earring could plug the hole." "I'll plug YOUR hole!"
** Done again in, "Today, I am a Clown":
--->'''Bart:''' Dad. You blew it. You listened to Lisa and then you lost your stranglehold on the audience.\\
'''Homer:''' I'll audience you! ''(starts strangling him)''
** In [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E22BloodFeud "Blood Feud"]], when Bart explains why he sent Homer's angry letter to Mr. Burns...
--->'''Bart:''' Dad, there were things in the letter that had to be said, and I know you. You're an emotional guy. Just because you were mad last night is no guarantee you'd be mad in the morning, so I think--
-->'''Homer:''' I'll show you MAD IN THE MORNING! ''(strangles Bart)''
* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', in "Here's Mud in Your Ed", Rolf scammed Eddy out of all his belongings for a thread spool and Eddy started bashing his door when it's nighttime. Fearing [[DontWakeTheSleeper this will wake up]] [[NeverMessWithGranny Nana]], Rolf begs him, "Silence, yes?"
-->'''Eddy:''' Silence? I'll give you silence! ''[picks up Ed and starts slamming him on Rolf's door]''\\
'''Ed:''' ''[gets hit]'' Who's there? ''[gets hit]'' Who's there? ''[gets hit]'' Who is there?
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie":
-->'''Vet:''' Don't worry. I know you don't like the big, scary needles, so we'll use a topical cream instead.\\
'''Skipper:''' Oh, yeah? You try anything and I'll cream your topical!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' episode "When it Rains", Peridot continuously insults the Chrystal Gems during her interrogation. Pearl gets very fed up with this after a while.
-->'''Peridot:''' I'll NEVER crack for the likes of you, you... Chrystal Clods! ''(laughs)''\\
'''Pearl:''' Ohh, I've got your clods RIGHT HERE YOU LITTLE-!
* ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'' episode "Terminal Stimpy" dealt with Stimpy, on [[CatsHaveNineLives the last of his nine lives]], facing his own mortality and going through the FiveStagesOfGrief. To illustate "Anger", there's a short bit where Ren is at the dinner table, ready to eat.
-->'''Stimpy:''' ''[cheerily]'' Here's your breakfast, Ren!\\
'''Ren:''' Uh... Stimpy? You forgot the toast.\\
'''Stimpy:''' [[MoodWhiplash TOAST?!]] ''[[RantInducingSlight HERE'S YOUR TOAST!!!]]'' ''[slams toast into Ren's face and rubs it violently]''
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
** From the finale: "I'll show you ''[[PsychoElectro lightning]]''!"
** And during Aang's fight with Zhao:
--->'''Aang:''' Woah, wild shot!\\
'''Zhao:''' I'll show you wild!
** As well as Zuko's fight with Jet:
--->'''Zuko:''' You want a show? I'll give you a show!
** Also, from one of the chibi shorts:
--->'''Katara:''' Tiny Zuko! [[ShipTease He looks so cute!]]\\
'''Iroh:''' You are pretty cute, my tiny nephew.\\
'''Zuko:''' I'LL SHOW YOU TINY!
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', Korra is fond of giving these whenever the referee during Pro-bending matches calls her on committing a foul. ("I'll show ''you'' 'over the line!' ")
* On ''WesternAnimation/TheMrMenShow'', a running gag has Mr. Rude say "I'll give you X," and then [[{{Gasshole}} fart]], causing all the characters to chastise him.
* [[{{Goth}} Raven]] against Johnny Rancid in the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' Season 2 ep "Fractured",
-->"You want dark, I'll give you dark!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'', when Goofy fails to enter a country club, the narrator berates him for forgetting his pants and saying he'll never get into a club, Goofy pulls out his club and says, "I'll show you a club!" before [[CameraAbuse beating up the narrator]].
* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'':
** Daffy Duck does this in the short "Robin Hood Daffy", when "Friar Porky" first laughs at him after Daffy falls in the river during his song:
--->'''Daffy:''' "Ho ho" and "ha ha", eh? I'll "ho ho" and "ha ha" you, fat friar!
** In "A Tale of Two Kitties", the very first [[WesternAnimation/SylvesterTheCatAndTweetyBird Tweety]] cartoon, two cats modeled after Creator/AbbottAndCostello have this exchange:
--->'''Babbitt:''' Give me the bird! Give me the bird!\\
'''Catstello:''' ''[[[AsideComment to the audience]]]'' If [[UsefulNotes/TheHaysCode da Hays office]] would only let me, I'd [[FlippingTheBird give him the boid]], all right!
* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' villain Bushroot makes the [[ObligatoryJoke obligatory response]] to the hero's CatchPhrase in his premiere episode:
-->'''Darkwing:''' LetsGetDangerous!\\
'''Bushroot:''' I'll give you dangerous!
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': In "Patrick [=SmartPants=]", the now-intelligent Patrick is looking through a microscope.
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Uhh, whatcha doing?\\
'''Smart Patrick:''' Just studying this amazing subspecies.\\
'''Plankton:''' ''[under the microscope]'' I'll show ''you'' subspecies!
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'', Dexter accidentally trades places with an IdenticalStranger whose parents are stoic scientist types. Dexter thinks he's going to enjoy living with them, but their strict and clincal approach to parenting quickly grates on his nerves, and he reaches the breaking point after they serve FoodPills for breakfast.
-->'''Dexter:''' I can understand no sweets and no TV, I'll even let the bedtime story slide, but where do you get off serving me ''this'' for breakfast?!\\
'''Scientist Dad:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Actually, that would be your lunch]].\\
'''Dexter:''' I'll show ''you'' lunch! ''[breaks the pill in half and dumps out the contents]''
* In the ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' finale "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls", Ford acts like a GrammarNazi to Stan at the worst possible time, causing him to get mad and attack him, [[spoiler: breaking the bond that could have defeated Bill]].
-->'''Stan:''' Between me and him, I'm not always the bad twin.\\
'''Ford:''' Between ''him and me.'' (''beat'') Grammar, Stanley.\\
'''Stan:''' I'll "Grammar, Stanley" YOU, you stuck-up son of a gun!
* ''WesternAnimation/APupNamedScoobyDoo'': In "A Bicycle Built for Boo", Freddie, under the belief that Red Herring stole Shaggy's bicycle and painted it blue, damaged Red's bicycle with a sandblaster.
-->'''Fred:''' Whoops...\\
'''Red:''' I'm gonna whoops you, Freddie!
* ''WesternAnimation/LilysDriftwoodBay'' in "Songs of the Sea":
-->'''Captain Salty:''' Lord Stag, do we really need this wardrobe?\\
'''Lord Stag:''' Well of course my dear chap. Costume changes are a vital part of the show.\\
'''Captain Salty:''' (muttering while turning and walking away) I'll give you costume changes...ANCHORS AWAY!


[[folder:Real Life]]
* During the UsefulNotes/AmericanCivilWar, Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest would expect all the men in his army to work equally hard; when one tried to get out of it by saying officers shouldn't have to do grunt work, Forrest responded by putting his sword under the man's nose and saying "I'll officer you!"
I got yer [[TheStinger stinger]] right here pal!