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24th Aug '17 3:07:56 AM CassandraLeo
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* ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver'' plays a clip of New Zealand Prime Minister Bill English narrating [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhD1yTIautg possibly the world's saddest exercise video]]. Oliver then jokes that he wants to see English make a sex tape, speculating that he would provide narration that would be a hilarious example of this trope.
7th Jun '17 9:31:20 PM ckmann
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*Used deliberately in ''Creator/JohnGreen'''s ''Literature/LookingForAlaska'' when Pudge receives oral sex from Lara in order to demonstrate their lack of an emotional connection.
6th May '17 10:08:04 PM Bebop
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The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases should be arousal rather than boredom. It's often a sign that the writer didn't want to have a sex scene here but [[ExecutiveMeddling got overruled]], or that the writer is sexually inexperienced and writing with the aid of a biology textbook (a lot of FanFiction [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls written by 14-year-old girls]] comes into this category, [[ArtisticLicenseBiology often minus the biology textbook]]), making it less of a case of [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex You Fail Sex Ed]] and more You Haven't Even Taken The Course Yet. Examples are too numerous to list, and too forgettable to remember in any case.

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The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases should be arousal rather than boredom. It's often a sign that the writer didn't want to have a sex scene here but [[ExecutiveMeddling got overruled]], overruled]] or that the writer is sexually inexperienced and writing with the aid of a biology textbook (a textbook. A lot of FanFiction written by [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls written by 14-year-old girls]] comes into this category, [[ArtisticLicenseBiology falls under the latter categoryŚ[[ArtisticLicenseBiology often minus the biology textbook]]), making textbook]]Śmaking it less of a case of [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex You Fail Sex Ed]] and more a case of [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance You Haven't Even Taken The Course Yet.Yet]]. Examples are too numerous to list, and too forgettable to remember in any case.
23rd Apr '17 9:59:34 AM nombretomado
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* The ''SwordArtOnline'' novel had a [[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BwyW7ZpWYsQBaThmR0Foa2ZfOG8/edit pretty infamous one]]. The phrase "glopping sound" is used, and semen can apparently be measured in years. It's widely believed this was an example of StylisticSuck.

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* The ''SwordArtOnline'' ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'' novel had a [[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BwyW7ZpWYsQBaThmR0Foa2ZfOG8/edit pretty infamous one]]. The phrase "glopping sound" is used, and semen can apparently be measured in years. It's widely believed this was an example of StylisticSuck.
21st Jan '17 11:00:30 AM DarkHunter
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* Practically all the sex scenes in ''[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Fate/Stay night]]'' are extremely awkward and even a tad rapish at points, as [[Franchise/{{Nasuverse}} Nasu]] was basically forced to include [[DeusSexMachina mana-transfer-via-sex]] into the VN, so that it would sell better.

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* Practically all the sex scenes in ''[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Fate/Stay night]]'' are extremely awkward and even a tad rapish at points, as [[Franchise/{{Nasuverse}} Nasu]] Kinoko Nasu]], writer of ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'' and ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}'' among others, is infamous for his inability to write sex scenes, to the point that making fun of TYPE-MOON's sex scenes is a RunningGag amongst the fans. There's some evidence that the sex was basically [[ExecutiveMeddling forced to include [[DeusSexMachina mana-transfer-via-sex]] into the VN, so story]] in order to make the games sell better, as later stories and remakes of the old games tend to lack any sex scenes at all (to the point that it would sell better.certain plot events had to be [[RetCon RetConned]] into happening a different way).
27th Dec '16 10:02:04 PM Ryulong
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-->'''Amy''' (angrily): "I know how to make love!"
27th Dec '16 9:57:13 PM Ryulong
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* Used in ''Literature/TheHandmaidsTale'', in order to emphasise the fact that sex, for Offred, is now nothing more than a duty.

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* Used in ''Literature/TheHandmaidsTale'', in order to emphasise the fact that sex, The Ceremony (ritual sex involving a Handmaid), for Offred, is now nothing more than a duty.duty. She even refers to the act as "fucking", as no other word describes what is happening to her. This language, and much of the rest of the book, often leads to controversies over its use in high school literature classes.
26th Oct '16 9:58:02 AM Korados
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-->-- '''Creator/AgathaChristie''', ''TheClocks''

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-->-- '''Creator/AgathaChristie''', ''TheClocks''
''Literature/TheClocks''
24th Oct '16 1:38:57 PM Kadorhal
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-->'''Peter:''' (Reading aloud whist cuddling with Lois) "...and then Captain Leeroy Hot Dog Zanzibar and [[WriteWhoYouKnow Gina from my work]] got in the backseat of his really cool spaceship. Gina was finally wearing that tank top I got her and nothing else. Zanzibar knew he couldn't control his [[RecycledInSpace space horniness]] any longer, and then they totally did it. And if I'd have been there, I would've been like 'Aw, sweet.'"

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-->'''Peter:''' (Reading ''(reading aloud whist cuddling with Lois) Lois)'' "...and then Captain Leeroy Hot Dog Zanzibar and [[WriteWhoYouKnow Gina from my work]] got in the backseat of his really cool spaceship. Gina was finally wearing that tank top I got her and nothing else. Zanzibar knew he couldn't control his [[RecycledInSpace space horniness]] any longer, and then they totally did it. And if I'd have been there, I would've been like 'Aw, sweet.'"



** "He rubbed her shoulder sensually." That's not sexy! You can't do someone in the shoulder!
* This gem from WesternAnimation/SouthPark (which also sounds like it might be a schoolground rhyme):

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** "He rubbed her shoulder sensually." That's What the hell is that, that's not sexy! You can't do someone in the shoulder!
* This gem from WesternAnimation/SouthPark ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' (which also sounds like it might be a schoolground rhyme):



** Another South Park example showing both the sheer terrifying wonder of Butter's twisted crazy upbringing, and perhaps a little TruthInTelevision:
-->You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis sneezes milk inside the lady's tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man loses interest in the lady

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** Another South Park example ''South Park'' example, showing both the sheer terrifying wonder of Butter's twisted crazy upbringing, and perhaps a little TruthInTelevision:
-->You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis sneezes milk inside the lady's tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man loses interest in the ladylady.
18th Aug '16 1:40:41 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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## Know exactly how silly the games for which they're writing are, so why bother making it good? TheyJustDidntCare anyway. In fact, why not make the sex even dumber than it already is. They may even garner some cheap laughs from [[SoBadItsGood how bad it is]].

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## Know exactly how silly the games for which they're writing are, so why bother making it good? TheyJustDidntCare anyway. In fact, why not make the sex even dumber than it already is. They may even garner some cheap laughs from [[SoBadItsGood how bad it is]].
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