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18th Aug '16 1:40:41 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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## Know exactly how silly the games for which they're writing are, so why bother making it good? TheyJustDidntCare anyway. In fact, why not make the sex even dumber than it already is. They may even garner some cheap laughs from [[SoBadItsGood how bad it is]].

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## Know exactly how silly the games for which they're writing are, so why bother making it good? TheyJustDidntCare anyway. In fact, why not make the sex even dumber than it already is. They may even garner some cheap laughs from [[SoBadItsGood how bad it is]].
13th Aug '16 12:57:35 PM Morgenthaler
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* [[AnitaBlake Laurell K. Hamilton]], whose last few books have devolved into exactly this sort of porn.
** And when Ms. Hamilton isn't utilizing this trope, she typically just has some weird mystic happening affect all the characters so they wake up hours (or days) later having had insanely hot orgies that they don't even remember. This really saves her from having to find new words to describe obscenely large werewolf-genitalia (which then get inserted into slot B).

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* [[AnitaBlake Laurell K. Hamilton]], Hamilton, whose last few ''Literature/AnitaBlake'' books have devolved into exactly this sort of porn.
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porn. And when Ms. Hamilton isn't utilizing this trope, she typically just has some weird mystic happening affect all the characters so they wake up hours (or days) later having had insanely hot orgies that they don't even remember. This really saves her from having to find new words to describe obscenely large werewolf-genitalia (which then get inserted into slot B).
30th Jul '16 5:44:00 PM nombretomado
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* [[TheOReillyFactor Bill O'Reilly]]'s book ''Those Who Trespass'' provides an (in)famous example involving an AuthorAvatar.
* PlayedForLaughs in ''DaveBarry In Cyberspace'', with a "cybersex" session including the ridiculous line: "I AM THRUSTING MY MASSIVE KNOCKWURST OF LOVE INTO YOUR PASSION PERSIMMON!"

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* [[TheOReillyFactor [[Series/TheOReillyFactor Bill O'Reilly]]'s book ''Those Who Trespass'' provides an (in)famous example involving an AuthorAvatar.
* PlayedForLaughs in ''DaveBarry ''Creator/DaveBarry In Cyberspace'', with a "cybersex" session including the ridiculous line: "I AM THRUSTING MY MASSIVE KNOCKWURST OF LOVE INTO YOUR PASSION PERSIMMON!"
24th Jul '16 6:48:20 PM Vir
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* Also shows up in the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' movie. "Get in there! Get in there and... (while reading from ''The Joy of Sex'') insert your ''pen-is'' into her ''vag-in-a!''"

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* Also shows Shows up in the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' movie.movie ''Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story''. "Get in there! Get in there and... (while reading from ''The Joy of Sex'') insert your ''pen-is'' into her ''vag-in-a!''"
21st Jul '16 7:25:48 PM intastiel
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* In Colm Tóibín's ''Brooklyn'', the narrator Eilis describes her first sexual encounter quite clinically, thanks to feeling [[SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny guilty]] and quite uncomfortable about it.
15th Jul '16 5:24:54 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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* ''MobileSuitGundamTournament'': "Stella and Reccoa turned 180 degrees", indeed.
* ''OneNightOfTheDropOfRain'': "[[BlindIdiotTranslation It inserted its body into the other one.]]"

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* ''MobileSuitGundamTournament'': ''Fanfic/MobileSuitGundamTournament'': "Stella and Reccoa turned 180 degrees", indeed.
* ''OneNightOfTheDropOfRain'': ''Fanfic/OneNightOfTheDropOfRain'': "[[BlindIdiotTranslation It inserted its body into the other one.]]"
10th May '16 10:27:37 PM Kid
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* Another literal example: There is a certain IKEA bed called [[http://img01.lachschon.de/images/TBV-1045681140.jpg "Gutvik"]], and caused quite some amusement in Germany (Where it's pronounced ''goot fick'' - identically to the German words "gut fick", which means "good fuck" or "good screw"). [[MemeticMutation This trope]] [[HilarityEnsues naturally followed]].

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* Another literal example: There is a certain IKEA bed called [[http://img01.lachschon.de/images/TBV-1045681140.jpg "Gutvik"]], and caused quite some amusement in Germany (Where (where it's pronounced ''goot fick'' - identically to the German words "gut fick", which means "good fuck" or "good screw"). [[MemeticMutation This trope]] [[HilarityEnsues naturally followed]].
10th May '16 10:25:07 PM Kid
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** The words inner goddess and subconscious are used as metaphors for vagina and erection or enormous length for penis. E.g. the IG doing a salsa merengue (used to describe an oral sex scene), or the inner goddess jumping up and down like a cheerleader waving pom-poms (And it gets worse than that, even).

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** The words inner goddess and subconscious are used as metaphors for vagina and erection or enormous length for penis. E.g. the IG doing a salsa merengue (used to describe an oral sex scene), or the inner goddess jumping up and down like a cheerleader waving pom-poms (And (and it gets worse than that, even).
6th May '16 3:43:49 PM Doug86
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%%* Used intentionally in ''SpeedGrapher''. If a sex scene isn't FanDisservice, it's this trope.

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%%* Used intentionally in ''SpeedGrapher''.''Anime/SpeedGrapher''. If a sex scene isn't FanDisservice, it's this trope.
29th Apr '16 8:07:28 PM Scorntex
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** In ''That Mitchell and Webb Look'', a man who writes porno movies states that he gets the basic outline, which is about a man and a woman meeting, with large blank spaces inbetween "they have sex" written several times over, with his job being to fill in the blanks.
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