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21st Jan '17 11:00:30 AM DarkHunter
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* Practically all the sex scenes in ''[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Fate/Stay night]]'' are extremely awkward and even a tad rapish at points, as [[Franchise/{{Nasuverse}} Nasu]] was basically forced to include [[DeusSexMachina mana-transfer-via-sex]] into the VN, so that it would sell better.

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* Practically all the sex scenes in ''[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Fate/Stay night]]'' are extremely awkward and even a tad rapish at points, as [[Franchise/{{Nasuverse}} Nasu]] Kinoko Nasu]], writer of ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'' and ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}'' among others, is infamous for his inability to write sex scenes, to the point that making fun of TYPE-MOON's sex scenes is a RunningGag amongst the fans. There's some evidence that the sex was basically [[ExecutiveMeddling forced to include [[DeusSexMachina mana-transfer-via-sex]] into the VN, so story]] in order to make the games sell better, as later stories and remakes of the old games tend to lack any sex scenes at all (to the point that it would sell better.certain plot events had to be [[RetCon RetConned]] into happening a different way).
27th Dec '16 10:02:04 PM Ryulong
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-->'''Amy''' (angrily): "I know how to make love!"
27th Dec '16 9:57:13 PM Ryulong
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* Used in ''Literature/TheHandmaidsTale'', in order to emphasise the fact that sex, for Offred, is now nothing more than a duty.

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* Used in ''Literature/TheHandmaidsTale'', in order to emphasise the fact that sex, The Ceremony (ritual sex involving a Handmaid), for Offred, is now nothing more than a duty.duty. She even refers to the act as "fucking", as no other word describes what is happening to her. This language, and much of the rest of the book, often leads to controversies over its use in high school literature classes.
26th Oct '16 9:58:02 AM Korados
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-->-- '''Creator/AgathaChristie''', ''TheClocks''

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-->-- '''Creator/AgathaChristie''', ''TheClocks''
''Literature/TheClocks''
24th Oct '16 1:38:57 PM Kadorhal
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-->'''Peter:''' (Reading aloud whist cuddling with Lois) "...and then Captain Leeroy Hot Dog Zanzibar and [[WriteWhoYouKnow Gina from my work]] got in the backseat of his really cool spaceship. Gina was finally wearing that tank top I got her and nothing else. Zanzibar knew he couldn't control his [[RecycledInSpace space horniness]] any longer, and then they totally did it. And if I'd have been there, I would've been like 'Aw, sweet.'"

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-->'''Peter:''' (Reading ''(reading aloud whist cuddling with Lois) Lois)'' "...and then Captain Leeroy Hot Dog Zanzibar and [[WriteWhoYouKnow Gina from my work]] got in the backseat of his really cool spaceship. Gina was finally wearing that tank top I got her and nothing else. Zanzibar knew he couldn't control his [[RecycledInSpace space horniness]] any longer, and then they totally did it. And if I'd have been there, I would've been like 'Aw, sweet.'"



** "He rubbed her shoulder sensually." That's not sexy! You can't do someone in the shoulder!
* This gem from WesternAnimation/SouthPark (which also sounds like it might be a schoolground rhyme):

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** "He rubbed her shoulder sensually." That's What the hell is that, that's not sexy! You can't do someone in the shoulder!
* This gem from WesternAnimation/SouthPark ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' (which also sounds like it might be a schoolground rhyme):



** Another South Park example showing both the sheer terrifying wonder of Butter's twisted crazy upbringing, and perhaps a little TruthInTelevision:
-->You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis sneezes milk inside the lady's tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man loses interest in the lady

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** Another South Park example ''South Park'' example, showing both the sheer terrifying wonder of Butter's twisted crazy upbringing, and perhaps a little TruthInTelevision:
-->You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis sneezes milk inside the lady's tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man loses interest in the ladylady.
18th Aug '16 1:40:41 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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## Know exactly how silly the games for which they're writing are, so why bother making it good? TheyJustDidntCare anyway. In fact, why not make the sex even dumber than it already is. They may even garner some cheap laughs from [[SoBadItsGood how bad it is]].

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## Know exactly how silly the games for which they're writing are, so why bother making it good? TheyJustDidntCare anyway. In fact, why not make the sex even dumber than it already is. They may even garner some cheap laughs from [[SoBadItsGood how bad it is]].
13th Aug '16 12:57:35 PM Morgenthaler
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* [[AnitaBlake Laurell K. Hamilton]], whose last few books have devolved into exactly this sort of porn.
** And when Ms. Hamilton isn't utilizing this trope, she typically just has some weird mystic happening affect all the characters so they wake up hours (or days) later having had insanely hot orgies that they don't even remember. This really saves her from having to find new words to describe obscenely large werewolf-genitalia (which then get inserted into slot B).

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* [[AnitaBlake Laurell K. Hamilton]], Hamilton, whose last few ''Literature/AnitaBlake'' books have devolved into exactly this sort of porn.
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porn. And when Ms. Hamilton isn't utilizing this trope, she typically just has some weird mystic happening affect all the characters so they wake up hours (or days) later having had insanely hot orgies that they don't even remember. This really saves her from having to find new words to describe obscenely large werewolf-genitalia (which then get inserted into slot B).
30th Jul '16 5:44:00 PM nombretomado
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* [[TheOReillyFactor Bill O'Reilly]]'s book ''Those Who Trespass'' provides an (in)famous example involving an AuthorAvatar.
* PlayedForLaughs in ''DaveBarry In Cyberspace'', with a "cybersex" session including the ridiculous line: "I AM THRUSTING MY MASSIVE KNOCKWURST OF LOVE INTO YOUR PASSION PERSIMMON!"

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* [[TheOReillyFactor [[Series/TheOReillyFactor Bill O'Reilly]]'s book ''Those Who Trespass'' provides an (in)famous example involving an AuthorAvatar.
* PlayedForLaughs in ''DaveBarry ''Creator/DaveBarry In Cyberspace'', with a "cybersex" session including the ridiculous line: "I AM THRUSTING MY MASSIVE KNOCKWURST OF LOVE INTO YOUR PASSION PERSIMMON!"
24th Jul '16 6:48:20 PM Vir
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* Also shows up in the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' movie. "Get in there! Get in there and... (while reading from ''The Joy of Sex'') insert your ''pen-is'' into her ''vag-in-a!''"

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* Also shows Shows up in the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' movie.movie ''Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story''. "Get in there! Get in there and... (while reading from ''The Joy of Sex'') insert your ''pen-is'' into her ''vag-in-a!''"
21st Jul '16 7:25:48 PM intastiel
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* In Colm Tóibín's ''Brooklyn'', the narrator Eilis describes her first sexual encounter quite clinically, thanks to feeling [[SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny guilty]] and quite uncomfortable about it.
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