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10th May '16 10:27:37 PM Kid
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* Another literal example: There is a certain IKEA bed called [[http://img01.lachschon.de/images/TBV-1045681140.jpg "Gutvik"]], and caused quite some amusement in Germany (Where it's pronounced ''goot fick'' - identically to the German words "gut fick", which means "good fuck" or "good screw"). [[MemeticMutation This trope]] [[HilarityEnsues naturally followed]].

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* Another literal example: There is a certain IKEA bed called [[http://img01.lachschon.de/images/TBV-1045681140.jpg "Gutvik"]], and caused quite some amusement in Germany (Where (where it's pronounced ''goot fick'' - identically to the German words "gut fick", which means "good fuck" or "good screw"). [[MemeticMutation This trope]] [[HilarityEnsues naturally followed]].
10th May '16 10:25:07 PM Kid
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** The words inner goddess and subconscious are used as metaphors for vagina and erection or enormous length for penis. E.g. the IG doing a salsa merengue (used to describe an oral sex scene), or the inner goddess jumping up and down like a cheerleader waving pom-poms (And it gets worse than that, even).

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** The words inner goddess and subconscious are used as metaphors for vagina and erection or enormous length for penis. E.g. the IG doing a salsa merengue (used to describe an oral sex scene), or the inner goddess jumping up and down like a cheerleader waving pom-poms (And (and it gets worse than that, even).
6th May '16 3:43:49 PM Doug86
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%%* Used intentionally in ''SpeedGrapher''. If a sex scene isn't FanDisservice, it's this trope.

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%%* Used intentionally in ''SpeedGrapher''.''Anime/SpeedGrapher''. If a sex scene isn't FanDisservice, it's this trope.
29th Apr '16 8:07:28 PM Scorntex
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** In ''That Mitchell and Webb Look'', a man who writes porno movies states that he gets the basic outline, which is about a man and a woman meeting, with large blank spaces inbetween "they have sex" written several times over, with his job being to fill in the blanks.
25th Mar '16 4:50:14 AM LentilSandEater
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** Both averted and played straight. The words inner goddess and subconscious are used as metaphors for vagina and erection or enormous length for penis. E.g. the IG doing a salsa merengue (used to describe an oral sex scene), or the inner goddess jumping up and down like a cheerleader waving pom-poms (And it gets worse than that, even).

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** Both averted and played straight. The words inner goddess and subconscious are used as metaphors for vagina and erection or enormous length for penis. E.g. the IG doing a salsa merengue (used to describe an oral sex scene), or the inner goddess jumping up and down like a cheerleader waving pom-poms (And it gets worse than that, even).
23rd Mar '16 9:21:05 PM AnonFangeekGirl
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The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases should be arousal rather than boredom. It's often a sign that the writer didn't want to have a sex scene here but [[ExecutiveMeddling got overruled]], or that the writer is sexually inexperienced and writing with the aid of a biology textbook (a lot of FanFiction [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls written by 14-year-old girls]] comes into this category, [[ArtisticLiscenceBiology often minus the biology textbook]]), making it less of a case of [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex You Fail Sex Ed]] and more You Haven't Even Taken The Course Yet. Examples are too numerous to list, and too forgettable to remember in any case.

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The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases should be arousal rather than boredom. It's often a sign that the writer didn't want to have a sex scene here but [[ExecutiveMeddling got overruled]], or that the writer is sexually inexperienced and writing with the aid of a biology textbook (a lot of FanFiction [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls written by 14-year-old girls]] comes into this category, [[ArtisticLiscenceBiology [[ArtisticLicenseBiology often minus the biology textbook]]), making it less of a case of [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex You Fail Sex Ed]] and more You Haven't Even Taken The Course Yet. Examples are too numerous to list, and too forgettable to remember in any case.
23rd Mar '16 9:20:30 PM AnonFangeekGirl
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The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases should be arousal rather than boredom. It's often a sign that the writer didn't want to have a sex scene here but [[ExecutiveMeddling got overruled]], or that the writer is sexually inexperienced and writing with the aid of a biology textbook (a lot of FanFiction [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls written by 14-year-old girls]] comes into this category, often minus the biology textbook), making it less of a case of [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex You Fail Sex Ed]] and more You Haven't Even Taken The Course Yet. Examples are too numerous to list, and too forgettable to remember in any case.

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The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases should be arousal rather than boredom. It's often a sign that the writer didn't want to have a sex scene here but [[ExecutiveMeddling got overruled]], or that the writer is sexually inexperienced and writing with the aid of a biology textbook (a lot of FanFiction [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls written by 14-year-old girls]] comes into this category, [[ArtisticLiscenceBiology often minus the biology textbook), textbook]]), making it less of a case of [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex You Fail Sex Ed]] and more You Haven't Even Taken The Course Yet. Examples are too numerous to list, and too forgettable to remember in any case.
11th Mar '16 7:16:32 AM lady_peaseblossom
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* Used to great effectiveness in ''TheBluestEye'' when [[spoiler: Cholly rapes his daughter Pecola.]] The BeigeProse does absolutely nothing to detract from the {{Squick}}.

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* Used to great effectiveness in ''TheBluestEye'' ''Literature/TheBluestEye'' when [[spoiler: Cholly rapes his daughter Pecola.]] The BeigeProse does absolutely nothing to detract from the {{Squick}}.
11th Mar '16 7:13:26 AM lady_peaseblossom
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* Used to great effectiveness in ''TheBluestEye'' when [[spoiler: Cholly rapes his daughter Pecola.]] The BeigeProse does absolutely nothing to detract from the {{Squick}}.
27th Jan '16 7:09:59 PM DelShiftB
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* ''The Internet Oracle'' was once asked by a supplicant, "What is sex". The oracle used the "Tab A into Slot B" example, continuing the description about certain situations where Tab F wants to insert itself in Tab R, and finalizes in how corrugated cardboard boxes are made.
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