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29th Apr '16 8:07:28 PM Scorntex
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** In ''That Mitchell and Webb Look'', a man who writes porno movies states that he gets the basic outline, which is about a man and a woman meeting, with large blank spaces inbetween "they have sex" written several times over, with his job being to fill in the blanks.
25th Mar '16 4:50:14 AM LentilSandEater
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** Both averted and played straight. The words inner goddess and subconscious are used as metaphors for vagina and erection or enormous length for penis. E.g. the IG doing a salsa merengue (used to describe an oral sex scene), or the inner goddess jumping up and down like a cheerleader waving pom-poms (And it gets worse than that, even).

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** Both averted and played straight. The words inner goddess and subconscious are used as metaphors for vagina and erection or enormous length for penis. E.g. the IG doing a salsa merengue (used to describe an oral sex scene), or the inner goddess jumping up and down like a cheerleader waving pom-poms (And it gets worse than that, even).
23rd Mar '16 9:21:05 PM AnonFangeekGirl
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The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases should be arousal rather than boredom. It's often a sign that the writer didn't want to have a sex scene here but [[ExecutiveMeddling got overruled]], or that the writer is sexually inexperienced and writing with the aid of a biology textbook (a lot of FanFiction [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls written by 14-year-old girls]] comes into this category, [[ArtisticLiscenceBiology often minus the biology textbook]]), making it less of a case of [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex You Fail Sex Ed]] and more You Haven't Even Taken The Course Yet. Examples are too numerous to list, and too forgettable to remember in any case.

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The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases should be arousal rather than boredom. It's often a sign that the writer didn't want to have a sex scene here but [[ExecutiveMeddling got overruled]], or that the writer is sexually inexperienced and writing with the aid of a biology textbook (a lot of FanFiction [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls written by 14-year-old girls]] comes into this category, [[ArtisticLiscenceBiology [[ArtisticLicenseBiology often minus the biology textbook]]), making it less of a case of [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex You Fail Sex Ed]] and more You Haven't Even Taken The Course Yet. Examples are too numerous to list, and too forgettable to remember in any case.
23rd Mar '16 9:20:30 PM AnonFangeekGirl
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The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases should be arousal rather than boredom. It's often a sign that the writer didn't want to have a sex scene here but [[ExecutiveMeddling got overruled]], or that the writer is sexually inexperienced and writing with the aid of a biology textbook (a lot of FanFiction [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls written by 14-year-old girls]] comes into this category, often minus the biology textbook), making it less of a case of [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex You Fail Sex Ed]] and more You Haven't Even Taken The Course Yet. Examples are too numerous to list, and too forgettable to remember in any case.

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The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases should be arousal rather than boredom. It's often a sign that the writer didn't want to have a sex scene here but [[ExecutiveMeddling got overruled]], or that the writer is sexually inexperienced and writing with the aid of a biology textbook (a lot of FanFiction [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls written by 14-year-old girls]] comes into this category, [[ArtisticLiscenceBiology often minus the biology textbook), textbook]]), making it less of a case of [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex You Fail Sex Ed]] and more You Haven't Even Taken The Course Yet. Examples are too numerous to list, and too forgettable to remember in any case.
11th Mar '16 7:16:32 AM lady_peaseblossom
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* Used to great effectiveness in ''TheBluestEye'' when [[spoiler: Cholly rapes his daughter Pecola.]] The BeigeProse does absolutely nothing to detract from the {{Squick}}.

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* Used to great effectiveness in ''TheBluestEye'' ''Literature/TheBluestEye'' when [[spoiler: Cholly rapes his daughter Pecola.]] The BeigeProse does absolutely nothing to detract from the {{Squick}}.
11th Mar '16 7:13:26 AM lady_peaseblossom
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* Used to great effectiveness in ''TheBluestEye'' when [[spoiler: Cholly rapes his daughter Pecola.]] The BeigeProse does absolutely nothing to detract from the {{Squick}}.
27th Jan '16 7:09:59 PM DelShiftB
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* ''The Internet Oracle'' was once asked by a supplicant, "What is sex". The oracle used the "Tab A into Slot B" example, continuing the description about certain situations where Tab F wants to insert itself in Tab R, and finalizes in how corrugated cardboard boxes are made.
15th Jan '16 10:42:18 AM Anddrix
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Named after the [[UsefulNotes/{{Sweden}} Swedish]] big-box store, '''IKEA Erotica''' describes the tendency of badly written sex scenes to be nothing more than "insert tab A into slot B" ''ad nauseam'', as though the readers [[ViewersAreMorons actually didn't know what goes where]]. The result is that the participants might as well be doing nothing more interesting than assembling a flat-pack wardrobe, the kind of affordable, Swedish, some-assembly-required furniture [=IKEA=] is known for.

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Named after the [[UsefulNotes/{{Sweden}} Swedish]] big-box store, '''IKEA Erotica''' describes the tendency of badly written sex scenes to be nothing more than "insert tab A into slot B" ''ad nauseam'', as though the readers [[ViewersAreMorons actually didn't know what goes where]].where. The result is that the participants might as well be doing nothing more interesting than assembling a flat-pack wardrobe, the kind of affordable, Swedish, some-assembly-required furniture [=IKEA=] is known for.
8th Jan '16 6:53:20 PM Ebrbfureh
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* Done deliberately by Lamont Cranston in the WesternAnimation/TeenTitans fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8358093/1/Love-in-Shades-of-Green-and-Gray Love in Shades of Green and Gray]]''. Raven's first time (described in a [[http://comics.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600061031 separate posting]] on adult-fanfiction.org) is with Aqualad, with him having few feelings for her, and her deliberately suppressing all emotion so as not to blast him with her powers. It is a creepily clinical piece. A later time with Beast Boy (whom she does love) is a definite aversion.

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* Done deliberately by Lamont Cranston in the WesternAnimation/TeenTitans fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8358093/1/Love-in-Shades-of-Green-and-Gray Love in Shades of Green and Gray]]''. Gray]].'' Raven's first time (described in a [[http://comics.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600061031 separate posting]] on adult-fanfiction.org) is with Aqualad, with him having few feelings for her, and her deliberately suppressing all emotion so as not to blast him with her powers. It is a creepily clinical piece. A later time with Beast Boy (whom she does love) is a definite aversion.
6th Jan '16 5:44:28 AM Wuz
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* The Wiki/SCPFoundation fic (which is no longer on the site due to [[SmallNameBigEgo complications with the author]]) "Union" actually uses this for effect, since it's based on SCP-217, a virus that converts organisms into clockwork, both literally and figuratively.

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* The Wiki/SCPFoundation fic (which is no longer on the site due to [[UnPerson complications]] [[SmallNameBigEgo complications with the author]]) "Union" actually uses this for effect, since it's based on SCP-217, a virus that converts organisms into clockwork, both literally and figuratively.
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