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-->'''Father:''' Get out of my house!\\

'''Father:''' Then get out of your house!\\
''Traditional joke''.

-->"Um, sorry, this *is* my house."

-->'''Anna''': Well, you're gonna regret it even more when you realize that I'm walking out this door and I'm never coming back!

-->'''Anna''': This is ''my'' house. ''You'' get out.

---> '''Nani''': [[GoToYourRoom GO TO YOUR ROOOOOM!]]
---> '''Lilo''': I'M ALREADY ''IN'' MY ROOM!

---> '''Vaughan Cunningham''': It's not your house, Doyle, it's Linda's.
---> '''Doyle''': I'll whip the dog shit out of you, Vaughan. I will [[ClusterFBomb fucking]] kill you if you talk to me again!

* Used in an episode of ''That70sShow'', when Red is talking to Leo, who has come over to the Foreman's house to explain Hyde's situation. When they finish talking, Leo lays out on the couch and tells Red to get out. Needless to say, Red didn't react kindly.

* Happened in episode of {{Monk}}. An actor hired to play Monk in a movie lost his mind and became convinced that he ''was'' Monk, leading to a scene where he asked Monk to leave, despite the fact that it was Monk's house. Monk complied.
* In one Episode of ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' Abby, when visiting Ducky's lab, at one point tells Ducky and Gibbs to get out of her lab so she can process evidence, only to realize three seconds late that she's not in her lab.
---> '''Abby''': All right, I need you all to get out so I can get to work. Major Mass Spectrometer is gonna throw a fit... This isn't my lab... I'll go now.

* ''Series/ICarly'': When Carly and Sam have an argument over a boy in Carly's apartment, Carly gets fed up and walks out...only to return and kick Sam out instead.

* Used in a classic ''{{Peanuts}}'' strip. Violet throws Charlie Brown out of the house, tossing his coat and hat out afterward, telling him she doesn't want him there anymore. He starts to leave, then develops a look of dawning comprehension, goes back to the door, and rings the doorbell. When she answers the door and snottily asks him what he wants, he says, "This is MY house!"

--> '''Lucy:''' Now that you and I are through, Schroeder, I'm returning all the gifts I was going to give you.
--> '''Schroeder:''' ...Thank you?
--> '''Lucy:''' That didn't even make sense!
** A very early strip had a variant where Charlie Brown tried to prevent Snoopy from following him home, until Shermy pointed out that Snoopy also lived that way. (Yes, he didn't own Snoopy very early in the strip.)

--> "They did a study--85% of all homeless people are people who got pissed and walked out without their keys. You can't get back in. And if you're the one who walked out, you will be the one apologizing. *knocks* "I'm an asshole. Unlock the door." *knocks* "It's raining. Come on.""

'''Batman:''' No, I mean what are you doing ''in my house''?

--> '''Todd''': What the hell are you doing in my video?
--> '''Nostalgia Critic''': Oh piss off, Alfred Hitchcock!
--> '''Todd''': Get the hell out!
--> '''Nostalgia Critic''': ''You'' get the hell out!
--> '''Todd''': I ''live'' here.
--> '''Nostalgia Critic''': You know what, bite me, Hamburglar! [Gets cut off by Doug clicking off the video]

* Subverted on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' where Homer is kicked out of the NRA for unsafe gun usage at a meeting he's hosting in his house and he ends up sitting on the curb outside for the next four hours.

** Another Simpsons example during the Mr. Sparkle episode, after learning why Homer's face is on the box:
-->'''Homer''': Well, it was a good run while it lasted. C'mon, kids. Let's go home.\\
'''Bart''': We are home.\\
'''Homer''': That was fast.

--->'''Homer''': Thanks for swinging by the house, Reverend.

-->'''Bart''': Whoa, look at this place. What a dump.\\
'''Homer''': That's what you think. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed.\\
'''Marge''': Homer, this is ''our'' house.\\

-->'''Moe:''' Go home, science girl!\\

-->'''Grandpa''': (Mumbles incoherently while trying to straighten out his teeth)\\
'''Homer''': If you don't start making sense we're gonna put you in a home.\\
'''Grandpa''': (finally gets teeth straight) You already put me in a home!\\
'''Homer''': Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on ''Series/SixtyMinutes''!\\
'''Grandpa''': (Contrite) I'll be good.

'''Yakko:''' All right then, ''you'' leave.\\

-->'''Mr X''': Get out of our house.\\
'''The House''': I '''am''' your house!

* In the ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'' episode "Buster", Sticks refuses to get rid of her new robot dog Buster, so her friends are ready to walk out on her, only for Tails to stop himself and say, "Wait... This is ''my'' house."

* In ''Film/{{Titanic}}'': Rose tells Jack that she is leaving, and then turns back and says "I don't have to leave! This is my part of the ship. ''You'' leave!"

* In ''Film/{{K-9}}'' James Belushi tries to throw his girlfriend out of her own house.

* Inversion in ''TheLooneyTunesShow'':

* From ''ThePowerpuffGirls'' episode "Sweet 'N Sour", the girls are being ostracized for targeting a trio of very cute animal criminals.

* In one Episode of ''{{NCIS}}'' Abby, when visiting Ducky's lab, at one point tells Ducky and Gibbs to get out of her lab so she can process evidence, only to realize three seconds late that she's not in her lab.

* ''ICarly'': When Carly and Sam have an argument over a boy in Carly's apartment, Carly gets fed up and walks out...only to return and kick Sam out instead.
* ''MarriedWithChildren'': A three-part episode featured the Bundys (minus Lucky) going to England. There, Al gets in a fight with a man named Igor and Kelly was heard telling Igor to get back to England.

* In one [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad email]], [[TheDitz Homestar]] wonders if Strong Bad's house is his own. Strong Bad says that if he did live there, he'd have "fewer non-broken bones".

* This happens in ''{{Salaam-E-Ishq}}''. Young man and his fiance are having a fight, as he didn't show up to the engagement party (commitment phobic) and she's come by to return all of his gifts. He ends up storming out of the house in fury, and a moment later knocks on the door, as she looks on, knowing he'll have to come right back.

* ''KeepingTheFaith'':

* In ''{{Titanic}}'': Rose tells Jack that she is leaving, and then turns back and says "I don't have to leave! This is my part of the ship. ''You'' leave!"

* A much more serious example: In ''SlingBlade'', Doyle, being his usual mean self, is even more so when drunk. He orders his band, Karl, and Vaughan out of his girlfriend's house, and there is no humor in this interchange:

* ''SluggyFreelance'': [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=991020 Riff literally kicks Torg out]] for close-enough-to-dating his ex-girlfriend later that night. Of course, Riff was briefly afflicted with Apartment Amnesia...

* A variant in ''LiloAndStitch'':

* JeffFoxworthy warns against doing this during an argument with your spouse, especially if you're not carrying your keys.

* One episode of ''Series/{{Mash}}'' had Lt. Col. Henry Blake do this in his office, leaving Hawkeye and Trapper there while he stormed out before coming back in and saying, "What am I doing? This is ''my'' office! You guys get out!"

* In ''Film/{{K-9}}'' James Belushi tries to throw his girlfriend out of her own house. Also happens with John Travolta in ''Film/LookWhosTalking''.

A character angrily orders someone to leave the house, only to be reminded that the house they're in belongs to said someone. Alternately a character announces that he is leaving, and either before reaching the door or (more often) after leaving and coming back through the door says something to the effect of, "Wait a minute. This is ''my'' house." (Sometimes followed up by some variation on "You guys get out!")

* From ''ThePowerpuffGirls'' episode "Sweet 'N Sour", the girls are being ostracized for targeting a trio of very cute animal criminals.\

* In ''The Review Must Go On'', Doug Walker attempts to throw off WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's constant interference by clicking to different websites. He gets to a review by Todd in the Shadows in which the Nostalgia Critic crashes and this exchange occurs.

During a heated disagreement, a character insists that the other character leave, only to be reminded by the other that he is already in ''his'' house. Alternately a character announces that he is leaving, and either before reaching the door or (more often) after leaving and coming back through the door says something to the effect of, "Wait a minute. This is ''my'' house." (Sometimes followed up by some variation on "You guys get out!")

--->'''Father:''' Get out of my house!
--->'''Son:''' But this is my house, father.
--->'''Father:''' Then get out of your house!
--->''Traditional joke''.

* Variant in ''{{Futurama}}'' where the Grand Midwife says, "I will now take my leave. I live here, so I won't actually be going anywhere, but you dont have to talk to me anymore."

-->'''Homer''': Well, it was a good run while it lasted. C'mon, kids. Let's go home.
-->'''Bart''': We are home.
-->'''Homer''': That was fast.
*** And from the same episode, when the family plus Reverend Lovejoy go to a gas station to try to find information on the missing Ned Flanders:

-->'''Bart''': Whoa, look at this place. What a dump.
-->'''Homer''': That's what you think. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed.
-->'''Marge''': Homer, this is ''our'' house.
-->'''Homer:''' D'oh!

-->'''Moe:''' Go home, science girl!
-->'''Lisa:''' I am home.
-->'''Moe:''' Good, stay there.

-->'''Grandpa''': (Mumbles incoherently while trying to straighten out his teeth)
-->'''Homer''': If you don't start making sense we're gonna put you in a home.
-->'''Grandpa''': (finally gets teeth straight) You already put me in a home!
-->'''Homer''': Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on ''Series/SixtyMinutes''!
-->'''Grandpa''': (Contrite) I'll be good.

-->'''Yakko:''' If you don't want any cookies, then just leave.
-->'''AlbertEinstein:''' I'm not going to leave. This is ''my'' house.
-->'''Yakko:''' All right then, ''you'' leave.
-->'''Albert Einstein:''' Fine!
* Perhaps the strangest example of all from ''WesternAnimation/TheXs'' when the family get into an argument with the houses A.I. computer
-->'''Mr X''':Get out of our house
-->'''The House''': I '''am''' your house!
* ''KingOfTheHill'': Luanne was putting a Communist party sign at her yard when someone told her to go home. She simply entered the house.
* In the second part of the ''GoofTroop'' pilot, Goofy and Pete have an argument and tells Max they're leaving, only to remember they live there and kick Pete and his family out.

---> '''Nani''': GO TO YOUR ROOOOOM!]]
---> '''Lilo''': I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!

* Perhaps the strangest example of all from ''WesternAnimation/TheXs'' when the family get into an arguement with the houses A.I computer

-->'''Bart''': Whoa!
-->'''Homer''': What a dump!
-->'''Marge''': That's our house.

-->'''Homer''': Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!

-->'''Albert Einstein:''' Fine! ''(walks out of the house until he realizes he's been tricked)''

-->'''The House''': I 'AM' your house!

* Frequently played with on ''{{Stella}}'', so much so that an entire episode is devoted to this single joke.

* A varient in ''LiloAndStitch'':
---> '''Nani''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Go! To! Your! Rooooom!]]
---> '''Lilo''': I'm already in my room!

* ''KingOfTheHill'': Luann was putting a Communist party sign at her yard when someone told her to go home. She simply entered the house.

* In ''K-9'' James Belushi tries to throw his girlfriend out of her own house. Also happens with John Travolta in ''Look Who's Talking''.

* Perhaps the strangest example of all from ''WesternAnimation/TheX's'' when the family get into an arguement with the houses A.I computer