History Main / DelayedOhCrap

* At the end of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's review of ''A Simple Wish'', he wraps up his knocking of the film and Creator/MaraWilson's performance. She appears on screen while he's talking to take him to task about it:
--> '''Critic:''' But I'm sorry, I'm just not a fan of her movies! I mean, it's like everything Mara Wilson touched back then just turned to crap! I mean look at her, with her couch, her modern day haircut, her 25-ish year old body, her vengeful eyes that seem to be looking directly at me right now--AAAGH! \\
'''Mara:''' Hello, Critic.

'''Krillin:''' Okay! ''[hums happily]'' [[OhCrap Ah crap,]] it's the androids.

'''Rogard''': Hold him, men. Make sure he stays here, like a good soldier.\\

* In ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'', Billy Bones dies of a fright-induced heart attack after getting the black spot from his old shipmates. He rallies long enough to tell Jim about the map, [[MoodWhiplash and to warn him about running with scissors]], before falling back for good. Jim, Gonzo, and Rizzo stare in shock--until Rizzo says "We're standing in a room with a ''dead guy!''" The trio look at each other, start screaming, and run.

'''Rogard:''' To ''die'', Mansley. For our country.

* ''WebAnimation/SpookyMonth'': In "[[Recap/SpookyMonth4DeadlySmiles Deadly Smiles]]," while Skid and Pump are watching a horror movie in the theater, Pump notices that the Happy Fella is missing, to which Skid explains that he went to pee. It takes them a few seconds to remember that dolls can't pee.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant'': [[BigBad Mansley]], refusing to accept the Giant isn't a threat to humanity even as the rest of the military does, furiously snatches the radio out of Sgt. Rogard's hands and orders the ''Nautilus'' to launch a nuke at the Giant. He immediately has to be reminded by a furious Rogard that the nuke is targeted to the Giant's current position, and at the moment, the Giant is standing right in the middle of a town of innocent civilians, ''less than thirty feet away from him'':

* A moment from ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' has this. Dr. Gero is about to get help from his creations the androids to fight the heroes.
-->'''Gero:''' Please, if you wouldn't mind waiting for a moment, uh, [[AccidentalMisnaming Tien]], I have something I'd like to show you. ''[goes]''\\

-->'''Sugou:''' Well, I just find it fascinating is all. Increase your strength stat, and even a child could wield the mightest weapons. Increase dexterity, and you could move with the grace of a world class gymnast! (Beat) [[Main/WhamLine Increase charisma...]]\\
'''Asuna:''' Yeah, Yeah, it would let you... ''[beat]'' Oh. Oh no.

** ''WesternAnimation/RomanLegionHare'': When Sam (as a Roman general trying to capture Bugs to feed to the Colosseum's lions) passes by a lion's cell, [[BullyingADragon he smacks it on the head for]] [[DisproportionateRetribution roaring at him]]. Unfortunately for Sam, it is then that Bugs raises the cell's bars.
--->'''Sam:''' ''[smacking the lion for roaring again]'' HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO ''[realizes the lion is free]'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck shut... up...]]

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[[folder: Anime and Manga ]]

-->'''Shinichi:''' (thinking) Wait, he's asleep? [[OhCrap Migi?!]]
* ''Manga/SchoolZoneGirls'': Initially, Tsubaki is overjoyed when an announcement comes over her school's [=PA=] system that somebody found the wallet she dropped. Then she remembers she keeps voyeur photos of ''her own sister'' inside it and sweats profusely.

[[folder: Asian Animation ]]
* In the ''Animation/MotuPatlu'' episode "Snow Man", Dr. Jhatka traps the [[{{Snowlem}} snowman terrorizing Furfuri Nagar]] in his lab and increases the temperature to try to melt him. The snowman escapes, sneaks up behind Motu, and asks if he's dead yet. Motu responds by explaining that he'll surely be done for now... and then he turns around and realizes who asked him that question.
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[[folder: Comic Books]]

''(Beat Panel when Von Drake realizes what that is)''\\

[[folder: Fan Works ]]
* In ''FanFic/ThisBites'':

[[folder: Film-Animated ]]

-->'''Dodo:''' That's it, we'll burn the house down!
-->'''White Rabbit:''' Yes, burn the house--[[BigWhat WHAT!?]]

''({{beat}})''\\

'''Mr. Nelson:''' They are. Well-well, the bridge is out. ''(beat)'' THE BRIDGE IS OUT!?

-->'''Man''': "Hooray!... uh... pneumonia?!"

'''Mansley:''' [''realizes they're completely screwed''] You mean... we're all going t--\\

* During Mowgli’s first encounter with Kaa in ''WesternAnimation/TheJungleBook1967'', Bagheera is too tired to realize at first that Kaa is hypnotizing the boy so that he can be eaten more easily. When Kaa declares that Mowgli won’t be around in the morning, Bagheera fully awakens and stops Kaa from eating the boy.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'', Mufasa is giving Simba advice on pouncing. Mufasa had already asked Zazu to turn around. When Zazu gets suspicious, he asks:

'''Zazu:''' Oh, very good. Pouncing. ''(he realizes he's the target)'' POUNCING?!

[[folder: Film-Live-Action ]]

-->'''Biff:''' Oh, it's just Neddy the Nut out flying his old Model T.
-->'''Hawk:''' Say that again.
-->'''Biff:''' I said it's Neddy the Nut flying his--''(finally gets it)''.
* In ''Film/BirdsOfPrey2020'' with Roman holding Cass at knife-point to hold Harley back, both Harley and Roman need a second or two to realize what Cass meant when she admitted to Harley that the habitual pickpocket had stolen a ring from her. A ring which Cass shows hooked onto her finger -- [[spoiler:the ring holding the pin of a [[PineappleSurprise hand grenade Cass had stolen from Harley previously and had slipped into Roman's pocket.]]]]

[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

-->'''Rimmer:''' ''(points to book)'' What's that one?\\
'''Holly:''' ''(looking through windscreen)'' A time hole!\\

'''Kryten:''' ''(also now looking through windscreen)'' It's a time hole!\\

''(the camera angle changes to show a swirling orange mass into which Starbug is now heading)''\\

'''Rimmer:''' ''(impatiently)'' A time hole is a phenomenon rarely seen in space, which legend would have us believe transports us into another part of space and time. ''(points to book)'' Whereas ''that'' is quite obviously a blue giant about to go supernova! ''(points through windscreen)'' THAT is a time hole. ''(points to book again)'' Right, what's this?\\
''(Rimmer's eyes widen and he slowly turns back to look at the time hole)''

--->'''Ted:''' ...(''wakes up'') '''AH, JESUS, WE'RE DEAD! OH, GOD ALMIGHTY! WE'VE JUST DESTROYED A CAR THAT'S WORTH SEVEN GRAND! DOUGAL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! WE'RE DEAD! THE BISHOP WILL KILL US! WE'RE DEAD! WE'RE DEAD! WE'RE DEAD! WE'RE DEAD!'''

--->'''Van''': We're nice to each other. She made me cookies; I lent her my car. *sees Reba's guilty facial expression* My car! *runs to his car*[[note]] Cue Van [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming in a high-pitched voice]] upon seeing the wrecked car.[[/note]]

--->'''Van''': It's weird. That's my father.
--->'''Cheyenne''': Nope, nope. I-I had the camera. It was you.
--->'''Van''': No, I know it was me, but the way I was acting, that was [[AbusiveParents my father]]. [[SportsDad That's the way my dad coached me my whole life.]]
--->'''Cheyenne''': Oh, Van, that's so sad.
--->'''Van''': That's not sad. That's why I'm so good at sports.
--->'''Cheyenne''': Yeah, and it was probably why... you know --
--->'''Van''': Probably why what?
--->'''Cheyenne''': Well, why you hate your dad.
--->'''Van''': I don't hate my dad. I just, you know, don't talk to him. Or call him. Or think about him. Oh my gosh, I hate my dad, and I'm turning into him. Cheyenne, I don't want my well-enbrowed son to hate me!

[[folder: Web Original ]]
* At the end of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's review of ''A Simple Wish'', he wraps up his knocking of the film and Creator/MaraWilson's performance. She appears on screen while he's talking to take him to task about it:
--> '''Critic:''' But I'm sorry, I'm just not a fan of her movies! I mean, it's like everything Mara Wilson touched back then just turned to crap! I mean look at her, with her couch, her modern day haircut, her 25-ish year old body, her vengeful eyes that seem to be looking directly at me right now--AAAGH! \\
'''Mara:''' Hello, Critic.
* A moment from ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' has this. Dr. Gero is about to get help from his creations the androids to fight the heroes.
-->'''Gero:''' Please, if you wouldn't mind waiting for a moment, uh, [[AccidentalMisnaming Tien]], I have something I'd like to show you. ''(goes)''\\
'''Krillin:''' Okay! ''(hums happily)'' [[OhCrap Ah crap,]] it's the androids.
* Episode 14 of WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged, when Sugou starts describing how interesting he finds the Nerve Gear technology and how it deals with stats. What really sells it is how TERRIFIED Asuna sounds as she realizes the implication.
-->'''Sugou:''' Well, I just find it fascinating is all. Increase your strength stat, and even a child could wield the mightest weapons. Increase dexterity, and you could move with the grace of a world class gymnast! (Beat) [[Main/WhamLine Increase charisma...]]\\
'''Asuna:''' Yeah, Yeah, it would let you... (Beat) Oh. Oh no.
* In Episode 2 of ''WebAnimation/{{HFIL}}'', Frieza has one of these moments when Cell engages in PassiveAggressiveKombat.
-->'''Frieza''': I'm sorry, is that an insinuation?!\\
'''Cell''': Oh, no no no. I'm not trying to ''cut you to pieces'' in front of anyone or anything.[[note]]Frieza was trying to dance around the fact that Trunks chopped him to bits before vaporizing him.[[/note]]\\
'''Frieza''': Hmph! A wise decisi- ''([[WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises realization]])''

'''Frieza:''' Yes, I suppose that would be- ''([[WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises realization]])'' ...[[LittleNo no...!]]\\
'''Cell:''' Who do you think that time traveller was...?

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-->'''Gannet:''' Okay, so I'm not crazy. I just have wings growing out of my back.
-->''(Beat)''
-->''(Horrified screaming from Gannet)''

[[folder: Western Animation ]]

-->'''Cartman:''' Hey gaybots, what's going on?
-->'''Kyle:''' Trent Boyett is being released from juvenile hall.
-->'''Cartman:''' Really? That's cool, when did...''(eyes widen)'' What did you say?

-->'''Bloo:''' I'd say you're jealous because I brought home the best abandoned friend ever! I'd say you're jealous because I brought home--
-->'''Frankie:''' A man in a cellphone suit.
-->'''Bloo:''' That's right, a man in a--say what?

** ''WesternAnimation/{{Hare-Way To The Stars}}'' has a similar gag, with two of these in a row when Bugs asks Marvin the Martian for help getting back to Earth.

'''Bugs:''' Oh well, don't bother then. (''starts walking away'') No point in wastin' money on a flyin' saucer when the Earth's not gonna... (''suddenly stops'') [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud KOING!]] Er, pardon me again, doc, but just what did you mean by that crack about the Earth bein' gone?\\

'''Bugs:''' It does? That's a shame... (''does a DoubleTake, and hastily steals [[AppliedPhlebotinum the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator]] and runs away'')

-->'''Kitty''': Brians?\\
''(Cut to Kitty entering a women's restroom and once again, the women scream and leave. She looks at herself at the mirror and screams.)''
-->'''Kitty''': That lame-brian meant brains! DUDLEY!!

-->'''Ed''': Oh yeah! Oh no... I just remembered the pain Sarah will now inflict on us!

-->'''Sploshy''': Driving a tractor is so much fun! (laughs, but then gasps) Oh no! What a mess!

''({{beat}})''\\

--> "Big deal, so there's a ghost. .....A '' GHOST?!''"
* In the ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' episode "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E20SquidOnStrikeSandySpongeBobAndTheWorm Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]]", Sandy, against an increasingly worried Spongebob's wishes, goes off to fight the titular Alaskan Bull Worm without backup in revenge for eating her tail (among other various chunks of Bikini Bottom). When she finally thinks she's found the Worm, she attacks it and ties it in a knot, ignoring Spongebob's protests until the deed is done...at which point Spongebob informs her that ''wasn't'' the Worm, but it's ''tongue''...and the "cave" Sandy found it in [[ThatsNoMoon is the Worm itself.]] For Sandy's part, the realization of what Spongebob pointed out hits her early on, but [[ExplainExplainOhCrap it takes her saying it out loud]] before it finally settles in for her what's going on.
--> '''Sandy''': ''[[DissonantSerenity Ohhhhhhhhhh.]]'' This is his tongue...and the whole cave...is the..worm. [''{{Beat}}''] '''''RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!'''''

''Wait a minute, they said 'you're doomed!' It's all over! Every troper for themselves!''

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* In the ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' episode "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E20SquidOnStrikeSandySpongeBobAndTheWorm Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]]", Sandy, against an increasingly worried Spongebob's wishes, goes off to fight the titular Alaskan Bull Worm without backup in revenge for eating her tail (among other various chunks of Bikini Bottom). When she finally thinks she's found the Worm, she attacks it and ties it in a knot, ignoring Spongebob's protests until the deed is done...at which point Spongebob informs her that ''wasn't'' the Worm, but it's ''tongue''...and the "cave" Sandy found it in is the Worm itself. For Sandy's part, the realization of what Spongebob pointed out hits her early on, but [[ExplainExplainOhCrap it takes her saying it out loud]] before it finally settles in for her what's going on.

--->'''Van''': No, I know it was me, but the way I was acting, that was [[AbusiveParents my father]]. [[StageMom That's the way my dad coached me my whole life.]]