History Main / AssShove

* [[http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0217092samsung1.html This police report]] describes a 14-year-old Wisconsin girl who was [[PoliceState arrested for texting in class.]] The cell phone involved was found "from the buttocks area."

*** This line makes more sense when you know that people have previously referred to a little place near Lancre where the sun doesn't shine.

*** But he DOES know where it's been. Koonts just explained it to him. Which, if it were me, would make me even LESS likely to want to touch it.

* Quite often happens in ''{{Bottom}}'', both in the tv show and the theatre / movie spin-offs. Items inserted include a pencil, a policeman's baton (complete with side-handle), a stick of dynamite and the entire contents of the next-door flat.

* TheVentureBrothers: Brock Samson tells the ghost pirates the key is up his ass. He then procedes to use the goon whose hand is up his ass to beat the other one to death.

* Mason from ''DeadLikeMe'' once tried to smuggle drugs in a condom or balloon he stuck up his ass. Then a drug-sniffing dog caught him, and the security people did a cavity search (and didn't find the balloon, but did rip it. LemonWackyHello and something very loud and unpleasant in a bathroom stall ensued).

* A news story is floating around the internet of a man in china who died after his 'friends' put a live Eel up his bottom while he was passed out drunk. The Eel literally ATE HIS INSIDES.

* The traditional (though likely false) account of the English Edward II's death is that he was murdered with a red hot poker up the back passage. He is not the only person supposed to have been killed this way, either.
* Drug traffickers.

A variation of this trope is to give a character a rectal examination, an enema, a rectal laxative, or some other similar medical procedure, whereupon HilarityEnsues. Often, just having the character bend over while the physician or nurse snaps on a rubber glove is enough to play the joke.

* Actual suppositories.

* This trope is exploited by ''{{Ranma}}'' in the fanfic ''Smartarse 1/2''. Ranma beats up Kuno for the first time, then writes "At least it can't possibly get any worse" on his forehead. When Kuno reads the phrase out loud, a battleaxe nurse walks in while putting on a rubber glove and orders Kuno to bend over. [[BigNo Much screaming occurs]].

* The trope image is from ''{{Hancock}}'', whose favorite threat is that he'll shove the head of one of the guys bothering him up another's ass. [[NotHyperbole He actually carries it out.]]

'''Matrix''' (mocking): Choo, choo, asshole...\\
[Hancock shoves Matrix's head up Man Mountain's ass, with accompanying bystander {{Squick}}.]

** Also Felicity is ordered to plant a homing device on Fat Bastard "by ''any means necessary.'' She complies by having ''sex'' with Fat Bastard, and then planting the device by shoving it-- you know where-- thinking that he's so fat he won't notice. Unfortunately, he does... and assumes it's some type of kinky foreplay, causing him to develop a "crush" on her. (What follows is the most disgusting scene ''ever'' to hit the big screen, when Austin [[IAteWhat performes a one-man version of "Two Girls One Cup."]])

It's a charger used by convicts to hide money and drugs they tuck it up their rectum.\\

This is C4 highly explosive; you put it all together you've got a bomb, not very sophisticated, but very powerful.\\

* The ''{{Seinfeld}}'' episode "The Fusilli Jerry" has Kramer expounding on the comedy inhernt in the proctology profession.

* ''{{House}}'': A patient has an [=MP3=] player shoved up his rear in the episode "Occam's Razor".
--> '''House:'''Is it the size? the shape? or just the pounding bass line?

* {{WWE}} has twice done skits involving a colonoscopy?both with the same "You have your head up your ass!" punchline and both [[WrestleCrap Gooker]] winners. And the second came days after a commentator had [[TooSoon actually had one!]]

* Implied in RepublicCommando where you get these lines :
---> '''Boss:''' Did they find the data?
---> '''Scorch:''' No, I hid it pretty well.
---> '''Boss:''' Where, exactly?
---> '''Scorch:''' Mmmm, you don't wanna know.

* ''MetalGearSolid'': Snake asks Meryl how she kept the launch keys hidden, Meryl replies [[VictoriasSecretCompartment "Women have more place to hide things than men."]] (technically not an ass-shove but hey)

* In [[http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/399174/-_-4koma-chibi-colonel_aki-comic-izayoi_sakuya-neg this strip]] of the ''{{Touhou}}'' {{doujin}} ''Life of Maid'', [[{{Hikikomori}} Patchouli]] gets sick and [[{{Meido}} Sakuya]] has to take her to the hospital. [[TheMedic Eirin]] prescribes a spring onion in the rear as treatment (see RealLife) and Patchy's response is something to the effect of "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

-->"When I entered the office *** was smiling and laughing as (Officer) Paula told me where she recovered the phone."#

** Okay, [[WhatAnIdiot why the hell would anyone ever do that?]]
*** ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime

** For extra {{Squick squick}} - technically a sea cucumber ingests and excretes with the ''same orifice''.

* ''LittleNicky'' has a RunningGag about Hitler getting a pineapple shoved up his ass every day in Hell. [[spoiler:Later, he gets a demonic flask up the ass.]]

* In the film ''Evolution'', Orlando Jones's character has to make a trip to the emergency room after an alien bug has burrowed up his backside.

**** [[FridgeLogic If it's amoebic]] (and therefore single-celled), wasn't the orifice in question [[DidNotDoTheResearch actually]] a ''vacuole''?

[[PulpFiction http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ChristopherWalken_2997.png]]
[[caption-width:526:"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years..."]]

[[{{Hancock}} http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Hancock-head-up-ass.jpg]]
[[caption-width:254:A demonstration of ''both'' versions of the AssShove trope.]]

* TheVentureBrothers: Brock Samson tells the ghost pirates the key is up his ass.
** He then procedes to use the goon whose hand is up his ass to beat the other one to death.