History ImprobableWeaponUser / FanFic

* In ''Fanfic/InfinityTrainBlossomingTrail'', Chloe obtains a steel pipe (or "donut holer") from Randall which she jokes that she'll use to fight off the Ghoms. In a flashback to an adventure through The Midnight Car, she uses this to fight off various hunters, knocks out the Erlking and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking uses it to hit a pinecone to his face like she's up at bat.]]

* In lorata’s ‘’Literature/TheHungerGames’’ fanfiction storied feature a District Six victor (Phillips) whose AddledAddict mentor sent him glitter and a rolling pin as sponsor gifts/weapons: He Used the glitter to blind an opponent who he then bludgeoned with the rolling pin.

* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474237/1/40k_ToyHammer Main character Michael]] uses (and goes through) several fire extinguishers in an attempt to keep the peace at his home. Since he is fighting FunSize incarnations of TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} characters, it tends to lean more on the comedic side as he [[IncrediblyLamePun impresses]] the [[RunningGag Space Marine Commander]] with the bottom of his CO2 projector.

--->'''Buffy'': I tricked ‘em into following me out on an ice skating rink, and I showed ‘em why ice dancing is a real sport.

* In ''Fanfic/TheSecretReturnOfAlexMack'', [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]] [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomps]] a snatch team with ''ice skating''. Skates are, after all, razor sharp, and Buffy is an Olympic-level skater who only quit competing because of persistent doping allegations. Final score is two mooks ''very'' dead and two more badly injured, and an ice rink in [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking dire need of a cleanup.]]

* ''Fanfic/TheManWhoSoldTheWorld'' has its main character, the Hunter, wield the Burial Blade: a weapon that can be either an curved sword or a scythe.

* ''Fanfic/TheManWhoSoldTheWorld'' has its main character, the Hunter, wield the Burial Blade: a weapon that can be either an oddly shaped sword or a scythe.

* ''Fanfic/TheManWhoSoldTheWorld'' has its main character, the Hunter, wield the Blade of Mercy: a weapon that can be either an oddly shaped sword or a scythe.

* In ''{{Exoria}}'', a ''Zelda'' fanfic which is set in modern times, rather than using a normal blade, Link uses a gunsword, a sword that folds back into a silenced handgun. The Valentine special forces ''also'' use gunswords as their standard weapon of choice.

* In ''[[FanFic/{{The Non-Bronyverse}} TD the Alicorn Princess]]'', TD manages to ''weaponize sarcasm'' through the use of his division of personal guards.

* In the ''Franchise/StarWars'' fanfic ''[[http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=139285 Hull #721]]'', Chief Engineer Mirannon of the Star Destroyer ''Black Prince'' makes reference to a foiled boarding attempt in which he fought off a trio of Jedi ("one half-trained and two quarter-trained idiots") using his basic maintenance equipment.
--> ''"That was fun, that day. [[SwordFight Did you know a Jedi lightsabre is based on the same technology as a cutting torch?]]"''
** This makes a certain amount of sense, considering the [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Jedi Exile]] laid waste to half of Peragus Station with a plasma torch...

* ''FanFic/MyLittleMagesTheNightmaresReturn'': Pinkie Pie, as a Trickster, fights with everything she can get her hands on ''except'' traditional weapons. [[spoiler: Unless you count the party cannon...]]

* In the ''StarWars'' fanfic ''[[http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=139285 Hull #721]]'', Chief Engineer Mirannon of the Star Destroyer ''Black Prince'' makes reference to a foiled boarding attempt in which he fought off a trio of Jedi ("one half-trained and two quarter-trained idiots") using his basic maintenance equipment.

* In ''FanFic/TalkNerdyToMe'', one of the most esoteric attempts on [[{{Discworld}} Lord Vetinari's]] life mentioned in the narrative involved the would-be assassin smuggling a feral cat into the palace in his pants. That worked out about as well as could be expected.

* ''FanFic/MyLittleMagesTheNightmaresReturn'': Pinkie Pie, as a Trickster, fights with everything she can get her hands on ''except'' traditional weapons. [[spoiler: Unless you count the party cannon...]]