History Headscratchers / Deadpool

** 1) Cable's my buddy 2) it's my freakin' game.

** That and the whole your healing factor is supercharged and kills anyone with out cancer i.e. what happened to those Skrull chumps that copied you.

** [[MindScrew We're you]]

** ComicBookTime

* Come to think of it, why do I still have a deathwish? I mean, there are multiple ways to kill me, despite me regenerative abilities. Exacerbated in the Dead storyline which featured Daken, a character ''dying in his series, despite his healing factor!'' Not to mention the Muramasa owned by my ''teammate'' Wolverine, '''which he used to kill Sabretooth!''' If I ''really'' wanted to die, I would've done it by now.

*** But 1) Thanos is dead and/or trapped in another dimension and 2) Evil Deadpool (think a clone, but more disgusting) was killed. One would assume the curse would've also worked on him because he technically was me.

* How come, in the miniseries Wade Wilson's War,Flashback!Me was shown in Spider-man undies, when Spider-man did not exist yet?

* How can you kill me?

* Why is ''ComicBook/CableAndDeadpool'' so out of continuity? After the series ended, Cable lost all of his cool powers, I dropped my [[HeroWithAnFInGood quest for good]], Agency X is almost nowhere to be found, I don't even have an apartment...Fuck, what ''happened''?

* Why is ''ComicBook/CableAndDeadpool'' so out of continuity? After the series ended, Cable lost all of his cool powers, I dropped my [[HeroWithAnFInGood quest for good]], Agency X is almost nowhere to be found, I don't even have an apartment� what ''happened''?

* When are they ever going to give you the Crossover made in Geek heaven: Me vs. SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker?

** Maybe because RealLife is actually a delusion in your mind, and the Marvel Universe is real

**** No. I go was the Top Guy, He did say I was Cool.
** Maybe because RealLife is actually a delusion in your mind,and the Marvel Universe is real

** ComicBookTimeline

* Why is my daughter Eleanor only a little girl? She was conceived in the 70s!

** Good news! They nerds say the big screen will have my beautiful features in 2016. And if they don't... I can always go have a nice ''chat'' with them later...

**** Which makes sense when you think about it: the entire point of the X-Men is to ''end'' human (or, mutate) vs mutant racism. Just like why [[IronMan Shellhead]] liked when {{Magneto}}'s [[{{Quicksilver}} ki]][[ScarletWitch ds]] wanted to join [[Franchise/TheAvengers the super-hero boy band.]]

**** Which makes sense when you think about it: the entire point of the X-Men is to ''end'' human (or, mutate) vs mutant racism. Just like why [[IronMan Shellhead]] liked when {{Magneto}}'s [[{{Quicksilver}} ki]][[ScarletWitch ds]] wanted to join [[TheAvengers the super-hero boy band.]]

* Why is ''ComicBook/CableAndDeadpool'' so out of continuity? After the series ended, Cable lost all of his cool powers, I dropped my [[HeroWithAnFInGood quest for good]], Agency X is almost nowhere to be found, I don't even have an apartment… what ''happened''?