History Headscratchers / Deadpool

* I forget, was I ''always'' this crazy, or is that from the Weapon X experiments.

**** Which makes sense when you think about it: the entire point of the X-Men is to ''end'' human (or, mutate) vs mutant racism. Just like why [[IronMan Shellhead]] liked when {{Magneto}}'s [[{{Quicksilver}} ki]][[ScrrletWitch ds]] wanted to join [[TheAvengers the super-hero boy band.]]

**** Which makes sense when you think about it: the entire point of the X-Men is to ''end'' human (or, mutate) vs mutant racism. Just like why IronMan liked when Magneto's kids wanted to join the super-hero boy band.

** Because that would make sense, and what fun is there in making sense?

** Because that would make sense, and what fun is there in making sense?

* Am I ever getting a crossover with {{Batman}}?

* At the end of the ''Agent X'' series the title character is cured from his irrational hatred for Deadpool (revealed to be caused by him containing a tiny portion of Black Swan's psyche), and the X-shaped scar on his face is also healed. Later, he turns up in ''Cable & Deadpool'', with the scar and attempting to kill Deadpool. What caused the backpedaling between these two appearances?

** Might be 'cause he writes us with a cheap, not-very-clever sense of humor. I'm supposed to be actually, funny, damnit!

* Why does Deadpool still have a deathwish? I mean, there are multiple ways to kill him, despite his regenerative abilities. Exacerbated in the Dead storyline which features Daken, a character ''dying in his series, despite his healing factor!'' Not to mention the Muramasa owned by his ''teammate'' Wolverine, '''which he used to kill Sabretooth!''' If he ''really'' wanted to die, he would've done it by now.
** Deadpool can't die. Thanos cursed him to never die because Deadpool's in love with Death, and Thanos was jealous.
*** But 1) Thanos is dead and/or trapped in another dimension and 2) Evil Deadpool (think a clone, but more disgusting) was killed. One would assume the curse would've also worked on him because he technically was Deadpool.

**** ''I'' thought we were bitten by a radioactive mercenary.

* When are they ever going to give you the Crossover made in Geek heaven: Me vs. TheJoker?

* How come ol' Daniel Way's main Deadpool title is so LoveItOrHateIt? His stories are actually fun and focus on action, awesomeness, and hilarity!
** Maybe it's because those comic nerds prefer the runs Fabian Nicieza, Joe Kelly, or Gail Simone did on us?
** Oh right! Gail was the one who let me tell the story of [[http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/deadpool-peanut-love.jpg peanut love]] to Taskmaster.

** No.

* Why is ''ComicBook/{{Cable and Deadpool}}'' so out of continuity? After the series ended, Cable lost all of his cool powers, I dropped my [[HeroWithAnFInGood quest for good]], Agency X is almost nowhere to be found, I don't even have an apartment… what ''happened''?

* Why does Deadpool still have a deathwish? I mean, there are multiple ways to kill him, despite his regenerative abilities. Exacerbated in the Dead storyline which features Daken, a character ''dying in his series, despite his healing factor!'' Not to mention the Muramasa owned by his ''teammate'' Wolverine, '''which he used to kill Sabretooth!''' If he ''really'' wanted to die, he would've done it by now.