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They became [[IncrediblyLamePun best]] [[RivalTurnedEvil enemies]]\\

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They became [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} best]] [[RivalTurnedEvil enemies]]\\



So he pulled some strings\\

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So So, he pulled some strings\\
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[[{{Kitsune}} Demon fox]]? [[SarcasmMode Really?]]\\

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[[{{Kitsune}} [[AsianFoxSpirit Demon fox]]? [[SarcasmMode Really?]]\\
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[[FoeYay Obssesion ensued.]]

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[[FoeYay Obssesion Obsession ensued.]]

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Complaining


Orochimaru\\
He was a better villain\\
Than Madara is.\\
--{{@/Anaheyla}}



[[SpotlightStealingSquad All 'bout Sasuke]],\\
Everywhere Uchihas,\\
ArtifactTitle?\\
- {{@/Zelnor}}

Everyone hates it\\
[[ItsPopularNowItSucks Just because it's popular]]\\
And the [[SpotlightStealingSquad Uchihas]].\\
- {{@/Arutoa}}



All we knew was wrong\\
Kishimoto screwed with us\\
[[spoiler:Kisame still lives]]?\\
--@/PomRania



First it's really great,\\
Then it sort of does decline,\\
But now getting good?\\
--Psalm of Fire

Kishi breaks aesops\\
Like a bull shatters china\\
I am disappoint.\\
--T. Uzoma\\

Sasuke Uchiha,\\
Last surviving Uchiha\\
my ass, Masashi.\\
--TheDruidAlchemist

Haku looked cuter\\
Without a hole through his chest\\
Thank you, Kakashi\\
--SpaceInvader42359

People arguing\\
I just point and laugh and say\\
Watch the explosions.\\
--alethiophile

Kakashi-Sensei\\
Got a bit of a down-grade.\\
Wins two on-screen fights.\\
--iwanthaoshokuhaki

Main Villian Tobi\\
[[spoiler:Not Uchiha Madara!?!]]\\
[[spoiler:Who the hell ''is'' he!?!]]\\
--Rondomi

Ship fans of this work\\
Are obviously begging\\
To be trolled real hard\\
--Tropers/AnimeBadger

If [[Series/MyNameIsEarl Earl Hickey]] met\\
Sasuke, he'd say, "Boy... Karma's\\
gonna KICK YOUR ASS."\\
--ThunderstreakMan

I'm dismayed that\\
Sakura didn't [[TheDogBitesBack turn]] [[FaceHeelTurn bad]]\\
[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown And crater Sasuke.]]\\
--Tropers/{{Maddoxsort}}
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"Hiashi will live in grief

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"Hiashi will live in grief
grief...

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He was satisfied

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He was satisfied
satisfied.

He played his cards well\\
And none would be the wiser.\\
Best not to risk more.
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But the plan backfired\\

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But the plan backfired\\backfired:\\



SpannerInTheWorks

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SpannerInTheWorks
SpannerInTheWorks.
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Go to war?" He cruelly jests.\\

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Go to war?" [[ForTheEvulz He cruelly jests.\\]]\\



"History will look\\
Back upon this day and pin\\
The blame elsewhere."

"And I will gaze upon\\
All their ignorant assumptions\\
With a tacit smirk."

"The Cloud ninja\\
I sent is fodder. He'll die.\\
The Cloud will want blood."

"An eye for an eye\\
Will mean the Hyuga's head will\\
Be the recompense."



SpannerInTheWorks\\

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SpannerInTheWorks\\
SpannerInTheWorks



He was satisfied\\

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He was satisfied\\
satisfied
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AND Hikari will fall!

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AND Hikari will fall!
fall!"
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Cloud's ''real'' target.

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Cloud's ''real'' ''Actual'' target.
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No one could... ''NO ONE.''

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No one could... ''NO ONE.''''\\

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Hikari then died;\\

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"Who cares if those two\\
Go to war?" He cruelly jests.\\
"They've had it coming."

"This way, I get two\\
For the price of one! Hiashi\\
AND
Hikari then will fall!

But the plan backfired\\
Hizashi just took his place\\
SpannerInTheWorks\\

Still, a half-revenge\\
Was better than none at all.\\
He was satisfied\\

Hikari had
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"Perhaps this is better,"\\
The suitor mulls to himself.\\
"Hiashi will live in grief

"He's sure to give his\\
Family hell as he struggles\\
With the heartbreak."

"May the Hyuga now\\
Lead a cursed existence.\\
Enjoy all my spite."
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Cloud's ''real'' target.\\

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Cloud's ''real'' target.\\
target.



And said, "I've had it."\\

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And said, "I've had it."\\
"



Sought the Byakugan.\\

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Sought the Byakugan.\\
Byakugan.



To cover his tracks.\\

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To cover his tracks.\\
tracks.



Looked down at his kids\\

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Looked down at his kids\\
kids



He took it out on them.\\

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He took it out on them.\\
them.



While the suitor gloats\\

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While the suitor gloats\\
gloats



No one could. NO ONE.\\

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No one could. NO could... ''NO ONE.\\''
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A Theory About A MissingMom I Like To Call "Hikari Hyuga":

A good twist to pull?\\
Hinata's mother was the\\
Cloud's ''real'' target.\\

A suitor sought war\\
Because Hiashi stole her\\
And said, "I've had it."\\

So he pulled some strings\\
And made it seem like the Cloud\\
Sought the Byakugan.\\

He poisoned her\\
Then staged a phony Cloud coup\\
To cover his tracks.\\

Hikari then died;\\
Her husband, widowed, bitter--\\
Looked down at his kids\\

And was reminded.\\
Reminded of what he lost.\\
He took it out on them.\\

And thus Hiashi\\
Thinks the conflict is gone...\\
While the suitor gloats\\

Satisfied because\\
If he couldn't have her, then...\\
No one could. NO ONE.\\
--Tropers/{{Maddoxsort}}
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[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown And crater Sasuke.]]

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[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown And crater Sasuke.]]]]\\
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I'm surprised that
Sakura didn't turn bad
And punish Duck Butt.
--@/Maddoxsort

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I'm surprised that
dismayed that\\
Sakura didn't turn bad
[[TheDogBitesBack turn]] [[FaceHeelTurn bad]]\\
[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown
And punish Duck Butt.
--@/Maddoxsort
crater Sasuke.]]
--Tropers/{{Maddoxsort}}
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I'm surprised that
Sakura didn't turn bad
And punish Duck Butt.
--@/Maddoxsort
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If [[MyNameIsEarl Earl Hickey]] met\\

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If [[MyNameIsEarl [[Series/MyNameIsEarl Earl Hickey]] met\\
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"Believe in yourelf!"\\
But you have a Fox spirit!\\
You cheating bastard.\\
--{{@/slopeslider}}




I remember when\\
Kyuubi was frightening\\
[[spoiler: Now he's been bitchslapped.]]\\

--T. Uzoma\\
\\
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Where is Temari?\\
She's more badass than Tenten.\\
She should have the fan.\\
-- Anaheyla

[[EnsembleDarkhorse Kumo-nin are cool.]]\\
[[BoringInvincibleHero Don't care about Naruto.]]\\
[[GoneHorriblyWrong Something is wrong here.]]\\
--Midnight Over Clouds



[[spoiler: Kurama]] the fox\\
Suffers from StockholmSyndrome\\
With captor, Naruto.\\
--Eagal



Does Kishi think that\\
Genocide is justified\\
Because you let Rin die?\\
--Tropers/{{Lightflame}}

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Does Kishi think that\\
Genocide is justified\\
Because you let Rin die?\\
--Tropers/{{Lightflame}}
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If [[MyNameIsEarl Earl Hickey]] met\\
Sasuke, he'd say, "Boy... Karma's\\
gonna KICK YOUR ASS."\\
--ThunderstreakMan

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Ship fans of this work\\
Are obviously begging\\
To be trolled real hard\\
--Tropers/AnimeBadger
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