Line #46 Haiku/Naruto

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1	Ninja in orange\
2	A demon in his stomach\
3	Wants to be leader\
4	--@/LEXicon712
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6	Blondie prankster kid\
7	Shapeshifts into busty girls\
8	[[AsianFoxSpirit Demon fox]]? [[SarcasmMode Really?]]\
9	--{{@/banjo2E}}
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11	Dude with god complex\
12	Left Konoha [[spoiler:a crater]]\
13	Got owned by a book.\
14	--{{@/Av12971}}
15
16	Awesome blue shark guy\
17	[[spoiler:Died in an anticlimax\
18	Got his head chopped off]]\
19	--{{@/CrazedNinja}}
20
21	Kids were friends/rivals\
22	They became [[{{Pun}} best]] [[RivalTurnedEvil enemies]]\
23	Obsession ensued.
24	--Zerah92
25
26	A Theory About A MissingMom I Like To Call "Hikari Hyuga":
27
28	A good twist to pull?\
29	Hinata's mother was the\
30	''Actual'' target.
31
32	A suitor sought war\
33	Because Hiashi stole her\
34	And said, "I've had it."
35
36	So, he pulled some strings\
37	And made it seem like the Cloud\
38	Sought the Byakugan.
39
40	He poisoned her\
41	Then staged a phony Cloud coup\
42	To cover his tracks.
43
44	"Who cares if those two\
45	Go to war?" [[ForTheEvulz He cruelly jests.]]\
46	"They've had it coming."
47
48	"History will look\
49	Back upon this day and pin\
50	The blame elsewhere."
51
52	"And I will gaze upon\
53	All their ignorant assumptions\
54	With a tacit smirk."
55
56	"The Cloud ninja\
57	I sent is fodder. He'll die.\
58	The Cloud will want blood."
59
60	"An eye for an eye\
61	Will mean the Hyuga's head will\
62	Be the recompense."
63
64	"This way, I get two\
65	For the price of one! Hiashi\
66	AND Hikari will fall!"
67
68	But the plan backfired:\
69	Hizashi just took his place\
70	SpannerInTheWorks.
71
72	Still, a half-revenge\
73	Was better than none at all.\
74	He was satisfied.
75
76	He played his cards well\
77	And none would be the wiser.\
78	Best not to risk more.
79
80	Hikari had died;\
81	Her husband, widowed, bitter--\
82	Looked down at his kids
83
84	And was reminded.\
85	Reminded of what he lost.\
86	He took it out on them.
87
88	"Perhaps this is better,"\
89	The suitor mulls to himself.\
90	"Hiashi will live in grief...
91
92	"He's sure to give his\
93	Family hell as he struggles\
94	With the heartbreak."
95
96	"May the Hyuga now\
97	Lead a cursed existence.\
98	Enjoy all my spite."
99
100	And thus Hiashi\
101	Thinks the conflict is gone...\
102	While the suitor gloats
103
104	Satisfied because\
105	If he couldn't have her, then...\
106	No one could... ''NO ONE.''\
107	--Tropers/{{Maddoxsort}}

Context Haiku / Naruto